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- The allusion to the waifs
- and waif-poles in the last chapter but one, necessitates some account of the
- laws and regulations of the whale fishery, of which the waif may be deemed
- the grand symbol and badge. It frequently happens that when several ships are
- cruising in company, a whale may be struck by one vessel, then escape, and
- be finally killed and captured by another vessel; and herein are indirectly
- comprised many minor contingencies, all partaking of this one grand feature.
- For example, --after a weary and perilous chase and capture of a whale, the
- body may get loose from the ship by reason of a violent storm; and drifting
- far away to leeward, be retaken by a second whaler, who, in a calm, snugly
- tows it alongside, without risk of life or line. Thus the most vexatious and
- violent disputes would often arise between the fishermen, were there not some
- written or unwritten, universal, undisputed law applicable to all cases.
- Perhaps the only formal whaling code authorized by legislative enactment, was
- that of Holland. It was decreed by the States-General in A. D.
- . But
- though no other nation has ever had any written whaling law, yet the American
- fishermen have been their own legislators and lawyers in this matter. They
- have provided a system which for terse comprehensiveness surpasses Justinian's
- Pandects and the By-laws of the Chinese Society for the Suppression of
- Meddling with other People's Business. Yes; these laws might be engraven on a
- Queen Anne's farthing, or the barb of a harpoon, and worn round the neck, so
- small are they. I. A Fast-Fish belongs to the party fast to it. II. A
- Loose-Fish is fair game for anybody who can soonest catch it. But what plays
- the mischief with this masterly code is the
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- admirable brevity of it, which necessitates a vast volume of commentaries to
- expound it. First: What is a Fast-Fish? Alive or dead a fish is technically
- fast, when it is connected with an occupied ship or boat, by any medium at
- all controllable by the occupant or occupants, -- a mast, an oar, a nine-inch
- cable, a telegraph wire, or a strand of cobweb, it is all the same. Likewise
- a fish is technically fast when it bears a waif, or any other recognised
- symbol of possession; so long as the party waifing it plainly evince their
- ability at any time to take it alongside, as well as their intention so to
- do. These are scientific commentaries; but the commentaries of the whalemen
- themselves sometimes consist in hard words and harder knocks --the
- Coke-upon-Littleton of the fist. True, among the more upright and honorable
- whalemen allowances are always made for peculiar cases, where it would be an
- outrageous moral injustice for one party to claim possession of a whale
- previously chased or killed by another party. But others are by no means so
- scrupulous. Some fifty years ago there was a curious case of whale-trover
- litigated in England, wherein the plaintiffs set forth that after a hard
- chase of a whale in the Northern seas; and when indeed they (the plaintiffs)
- had succeeded in harpooning the fish; they were at last, through peril of
- their lives, obliged to forsake not only their lines, but their boat itself.
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- Ultimately the defendants (the crew of another ship) came up with the whale,
- struck, killed, seized, and finally appropriated it before the very eyes of
- the plaintiffs. And when those defendants were remonstrated with, their
- captain snapped his fingers in the plaintiffs' teeth, and assured them that by
- way of doxology to the deed he had done, he would now retain their line,
- harpoons, and boat, which had remained attached to the whale at the time of
- the seizure. Wherefore the plaintiffs now sued for the recovery of the value
- of their whale, line, harpoons, and boat. Mr. Erskine was counsel for the
- defendants; Lord Ellenborough was the judge. In the course of the defence,
- the witty Erskine went on to illustrate his position, by alluding to a recent
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- crim. con. case, wherein a gentleman, after in vain trying to bridle his
- wife's viciousness, had at last abandoned her upon
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- the seas of life; but in the course of years, repenting of that step, he
- instituted an action to recover possession of her. Erskine was on the other
- side; and he then supported it by saying, that though the gentleman had
- originally harpooned the lady, and had once had her fast, and only by reason
- of the great stress of her plunging viciousness, had as last abandoned her;
- yet abandon her he did, so that she became a loose-fish; and therefore when
- a subsequent gentleman re-harpooned her, the lady then became that subsequent
- gentleman's property, along with whatever harpoon might have been found
- sticking in her. Now in the present case Erskine contended that the examples
- of the whale and the lady were reciprocally illustrative of each other. These
- pleadings, and the counter pleadings, being duly heard, the very learned judge
- in set terms decided, to wit, --That as for the boat, he awarded it to the
- plaintiffs, because they had merely abandoned it to save their lives; but
- that with regard to the controverted whale, harpoons, and line, they belonged
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- to the defendants; the whale, because it was a Loose-Fish at the time of the
- final capture; and the harpoons and line because when the fish made off with
- them, it (the fish) acquired a property in those articles; and hence anybody
- who afterwards took the fish had a right to them. Now the defendants
- afterwards took the fish; ergo, the aforesaid articles were theirs. A common
- man looking at this decision of the very learned Judge, might possibly object
- to it. But ploughed up to the primary rock of the matter, the two great
- principles laid down in the twin whaling laws previously quoted, and applied
- and elucidated by Lord Ellenborough in the above cited case; these two laws
- touching Fast-Fish and Loose-Fish, I say, will, on reflection, be found the
- fundamentals of all human jurisprudence; For notwithstanding its complicated
- tracery of sculpture, the Temple of the Law, like the Temple of the
- Philistines, has but two props to stand on. Is it not a saying in every one's
- mouth, Possession is half of the law: that is, regardless of how the thing
- came into possession? But often possession is the whole of the law. What are
- the sinews and souls of Russian serfs and Republican slaves
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- but Fast-Fish, whereof possession is the whole of the law? What to the
- rapacious landlord is the widow's last mite but a Fast-Fish? What is yonder
- undetected villain's marble mansion with a door-plate for a waif; what is
- that but a Fast-Fish? What is the ruinous discount which Mordecai, the broker,
- gets from poor Woebegone, the bankrupt, on a loan to keep Woebegone's family
- from starvation; what is that ruinous discount but a Fast-Fish? What is the
- archbishop of Savesoul's income of 100,000 pounds seized from the scant bread
- and cheese of hundreds of thousands of broken-backed laborers (all sure of
- heaven without any of Savesoul's help) what is that globular 100,000 but a
- Fast-Fish? What are the Duke of Dunder's hereditary towns and hamlets but
- Fast-Fish? What to that redoubted harpooneer, John Bull, is poor Ireland,
- but a Fast-Fish? What to that apostolic lancer, Brother Jonathan, is Texas
- but a Fast-Fish? And concerning all these, is not Possession the whole of
- the law? But if the doctrine of Fast-Fish be pretty generally applicable, the
- kindred doctrine of Loose-Fish is still more widely so. That is
- internationally and universally applicable. What was America in
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- but a
- loose-fish, in which Columbus struck the Spanish standard by way of waifing
- it for his royal master and mistress? What was Poland to the Czar? What
- Greece to the Turk? What India to England? What at last will Mexico be to
- the United States? All Loose-Fish. What are the Rights of Man and the
- Liberties of the World but Loose-Fish? What all men's minds and opinions but
-
- Loose-Fish? What is the principle of religious belief in them but a
- Loose-Fish? What to the ostentatious smuggling verbalists are the thoughts of
- thinkers but Loose-Fish? What is the great globe itself but a Loose-Fish?
- And what are you, reader, but a Loose-Fish and a Fast-Fish, too?
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