¾ We Kicked Ass Part III ² about this,ya`d think they`d have learned their lesson the last 2 · by Axl of Exodus. ² times.I`ll be up in 10 minutes"i said.I then put down the phone,got One morning,my phone rang.I was dressed and went to the Axl cave. still in bed,practically unconsious from a night of madness.Anyway the Upon sliding down the axl pole i phone kept ringing."Jesus,who can saw Johnny Murphy in the axl cave, this be.Aaarrrrgggghhhh its 10.30 cleaning around."Good morning in the morning,Fuck!".I fell out of master axl,the axl mobile is ready." bed and crawled out to the phone." said johnny."Outta my fuckin way Hullo"i said in a low voice."Wakey, you dozy ol bastard"i yelled.I wakey"screamed a demented voice." hopped into the axl mobile and sped Who the fuck is this?"i questioned." out of the axl mobile.And sure Neutron,its neutron you lazy enough i arrived at neutrons place bastard"said the voice."Oh yeah, 2 hours later.I ran out of axl fuel hows it going.Now whatcha want"i and had to stop at the local esso replied."Well,now my phone bill is to fill up.The bastards put in the far too high,and i dont even use a wrong fuel (unleaded shit) and i modem."he cried."How much"i said." had to siphon it out with a straw." Ten grand"continued a demented Now fill it up with axl fuel"i neutron."Somethings gotta be done yelled."Whats that mate"said the dozy petrol pump attendant."Look, alive by grey hounds. make sure there`s loadsa led in it, that`ll have to do for now.".i said. I could hear "Hey quaid,are you "Oh sure,i`ll get it from the store like coming out to fuckin play wiv room."said the petrol pump us or are ya staying inside like a attendant.Eventuall i arrived at big softy.".Then i heard a crash Neutrons place. and i looked out the window to see Quaid jump from the windown of his I could see a demented looking house armed to the teeth.Quaid neutron on the road.He hopped in hopped in and we made for trex`s shouting"And where the fuck were house.Neutron was left there you.Back to bed,lazy bastard.""Calm demolishing the house looking for yer nerves"i said and we tore down quaid (If anybody wants any the road and made for Quaids house. demoilishing done then contact On arriving in Togher we had to Neutron.Cool prices.).We arrived at kill 5 knackers cos they tried to Trexs house.This time quaid stayed rob me hubcaps.After dodging a in the axl mobile and i hopped out. local gang war we arrived at Quaids `DING DONG`.i rang the door bell. house."Get out an see if hes coming And out came Trex in his SuperTed out to play"i said to neutron. pyjamas. Neutron kicked in the door like a demented bunny rabit being tore Jjjjjjeeeeeeeeesssssssuuuuuuuuusssss ssss,what are you doing here.Now moaning about the smell. dont look,i must leave out the local children.They slept the night We arrived back in Togher,to see a you see."said bad boy trex."I place that was like beruit.Neutron understand"i replied."Now get the had demolished every thing in sight. fuck dressed and come on,we`ve got He hopped into the axl mobile and alot of killing to do today."i we made for hunters house.We could continued."Oh goody"said trex. see hunter up in his room taking pot shots at old grannys` with his Another hour went by and trex rifle.Hunter jumped out the window eventually emerged from his sex pit. and asked whats going on."Its about Into the axl mobile he hopped."Fuck, the phone bills again"i said.On fuck"cried trex."Whats wrong with hearing this hunter jumped into his ya know ya fuckin cunt"asked quaid Opel kadett and took off like a and i."Me fuckin tampon is full,can fart from trex`s ass. i get a new one lads"said bad boy trex."No you fuckin cant"i replied. I started up the axl mobile and we We made our way back to togher.The took off faster than i`d pull off a smell in the car was terrible.Trex pair of knickers.We arrived at the had tried to squeeze his tampon dry Telecom offices.We could see the but alas it did`nt work.He ended up dead body of a security guard.The eating the thing,just to stop us work of hunter,no doubt.We then noticed that hunter was holding the continued next issue.Tune in same front lobby up and screamed"Go on time,sam mag,same place,next month. lads,kick ass". ¾ End. ² We made our way up the stairs and found the bosses office.Quaid kicked in the door and we seen a horrible sight.The boss had some severe plastic surgery done and he looked like a robot.He was also fuckin the shit out of 21 goats,1 baby,10 school girls and 1 granny. He turned around and said to us"I`m back,and this time yer all dead,ha, ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha.".Trex fainted, quaid ran away and neutron was energised to the axl mobile. I was left their all on my own.What now for axl,fans.Will he die.Wheres robin.Wheres the bat mobile.Wheres the red nissian micra.To be
