¾ THE ULTIMATE MACHINE ² The conference began with Axl ¢ By ² opening the precedings by telling gods that the people have lost · Neutron of Exodus ² faith in the gods because their lives were so miserable.The gods There came a day when the Gods were stunned to here about the became pissed off with the shitty situation on earth,what could be duties they were used to.Love,war done to solve the problem?They all and peace etc are pretty boring thought for a moment,then Quaid roles to play for etenity.Therefore made a suggestion that all the on one dull day they all gathered people should be given a years on the peak of Loretto mount around supply of magic mushrooms but the the stone slab upon which Rebel the gods were in disagreement over this god of music had been slain for idea so it was scrapped.Then Speed bringing the great words MIDI suggested that he be left down to INTERFACE down to his low level.All earth so that he be allowed free on the great gods were there,Axl the earth to spread his love and god of leather,Quaid the god of gfx, passion to all the women on earth, Hunter the god of digitising,Speed however this idea was scrapped also the god of love and Neutron the god coz it would make th mean even more of style. hostile. he placed a stylish spoiler on the Then Hunter came up with the best back not just for show but it also idea of all he suggested that a car increased the aerodynamics of the be built to serve all purposes and car. this car was to called the "The Red Micra".All the gods overjoyed at On the sixth day the car was Hunter`s brilliant idea and decided finished and on the seventh day the to have a great feast to celebrate gods went on a piss-up and there before they set out to build this was yet another great feast.On the marvelous engineering possibility. eigth day there was an arguement, The following morning the work who was to drive the car.Eventually began and all the gods had a Quaid said a man should be made to different task to perform in the drive this fibreglass beast.The the building of the machine.Axl was mould was made to make this perfect in charge of the leather upholstery speciman of humankind.Unlike normal which also had frills,Hunter was in humans this man was not made out of charge of engineering,he designed mud but in fact mercury.This man an engine which was the equivelent was to be given one gift from every of a formula 1 engine yet it was god in his personality such gfx, small enough to fit in a micra. coding etc.Then he got passion and Neutron was put in charge of the lust from Speed and then he got design of the body of the car and style from Neutron to bond all his qualities together.All the gods were unanimous and the called this man "TREX"the man with a mission in a "Micra"with a spoiler. To be contd in the next issue of " PSYCED" ¾End.
