I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland.\!Manhattan Murder Mystery
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The greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing the world he didn't exist.\!The Usual Suspects
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All human beings are becoming humanoids. All over the world, not just in America. We're just getting there faster since we're the most advanced country.\!Network Music
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Bond: Do you expect me to talk? Goldfinger: No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!\!Goldfinger
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My life is passing in front of my eyes. The worst part is I'm driving a used car.\!Manhattan Murder Mystery
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The issue isn't whether you're paranoid, It's whether you're paranoid enough.\!Strange Days
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We're on a mission from God\!The Blues Brothers
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The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty\!Crimes and Misdemeanors
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Fate sucks. I swear.\!Drugstore Cowboy
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The chip. The British contribution to world cuisine.\!A Fish Called Wanda
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If Jesus Christ came back today and saw what was being done in his name, he'd never stop throwing up.\!Hannah and Her Sisters
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Hannibal Lecter: How did you catch me, Will? Will: You had disadvantages. Hannibal Lecter: What disadvantages? Will: You're insane.\!Manhunter
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My name is Nick. My father thought of it shaving\!Top Secret
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In the event of war, I'm a hostage.\!Annie Hall
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As far as I know, and what I don't ain't worth knowing.\!Miller's Crossing
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Like I've always said, If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit by me.\!Steel Magnolias.
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You use sex to express every emotion except love\!Husbands and Wives
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(Holding up a picture of a simple circle) You know, for kids!\!The Hudsucker Proxy
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But she was so sweet and we just walked in the park and I was so touched by her that, after fifteen minutes, I wanted to marry her and, after half an hour, I completely gave up the idea of snatching her purse.\!Take The Money and Run
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"Crash" Davis: Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fibre, good Scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone, I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturft and the designated hitter, I believe in the sweet spot, soft core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long slow deep soft wet kisses that last three days. Good night. Annie: Oh my.\!Bull Durham
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You don't wanna get laid, man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you gotta talk to 'em.\!Colors
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Linda Emery: A philosophy major? Now, what can you do with a philosophy major? Bruce Lee: You can think deep thoughts about being unemployed.\!Dragon, the Bruce Lee Story
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"Captain Hauk sucks the sweat off of a dead man's balls." I have no idea what that means, but it seems very negative to me.\!Good Morning Vietnam
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Kent: You're all a bunch of degenerates! Chris Knight: Oh, really? Well, what about that time I found you naked with that bowl of jello? Kent: You did not! Chris Knight: This is true. Kent: Yeah, well I was hot and I was hungry!\!Real Genius
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Spider: It's too bad we had to kill her. I really liked the outfit she had on.\!Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama
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Harriet Michaels: What do you look for in a girl on your date? Charlie Mackenzie: I know everyone always says a sense of humour, but I really have to go with breast size...\!So I Married an Axe Murderer
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Venkman: I'm a little hazy on this good/bad stuff. What exactly is bad? Igon: Imagine life as you know it stopping instantaneously and all the molecules in your body exploding at the speed of light. Venkman: That would be bad.\!Ghostbuster
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You're acting like a thing from another tax bracket!\!Buffy the Vampire Slayer
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Airline stewardess: Would you like something to drink?- Clark Grizwald: Yeah, I'd like a Coke. Airline stewardess:Would you like that in the Can Clark Grizwald:(looks down the aisle toward bathroom) No I'll just have it right here, thanks.\!European Vacation
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(counting the number of people he has to kill from a long-distance) "1,2,3,4,5,6,7...huh! Oswald was a fag."\!The Usual Suspects
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Yes, it's true, this man has no dick.\!Ghostbusters
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Nice piano interlude "That's a very beautiful piece, what do you call it?" Rob Reiner "Oh that's a little something I've been fooling around with, I call it, "Lick my love pump" - Nigel Tufnell\!This Is Spinal Tap
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I love the smell of napalm in the morning\!Apocalypse Now
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"What shall we hang, the holly or each other?" -The Lion in Winter
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"Shakespeare once said: Life is pretty stupid, with lot's of hubbub to keep you busy, but really not amounting to much...I'm paraphrasing of course."\!L.A. Story
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"bulimia is so '87, Heather." -Heathers
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Try not! Do, or do not! There is no try! Empire Strikes Back
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"What the American Public doesn't know, is exactly what makes them the American Public"\!Dan Akroyd in "Tommy Boy"
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"My cock is a hell of a lot cleaner than your bum!"\!With Honors
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"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in awhile, you might miss it."\!Ferris Beuller's Day Off
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"well . . . here's to the pencil pushers. May they all die of lead poison."\!(Who Framed Roger Rabbit)
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Harry:"A man can never be friends with a woman he finds attractive, he always wants to have sex with her." Sally:"That's not true! I have a number of men friends and there is no sex involved." Harry:"No, you don't" Sally:"Yes, I do." Harry:"No, you don't" Sally:"You're saying I'm having sex with these men without my knowledge?" Harry:"No, I'm saying they all want to have sex with you." Sally:"Well, what if they don't want to have sex with you?" Harry:"It doesn't matter because the sex part is already out there, so the friendship is ultimately doomed, and that is the end of the story." Sally:"So a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive?" Harry:"No, you pretty much want to nail them, too"\!When Harry Met Sally
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Chris Knight: I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates who said, "I drank what?"\!Real Genius
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Arnold: "I've taught myself how to cook, sew, fix plumbing and even give myself a pat on the back when necessary. The only things I need from anyone is love and respect and anyone who can't give me that has no place in my life" The Mother: "You're throwing me out!?!?"\!Torch Song Trilogy
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"This isn't personal Kay, it's business."\!The Godfather - Michael Corleone
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"If I'm not back in five minutes, wait longer."\!Ace Ventura, Pet Detective
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"When you tell on someone, you're not only telling on them. You're telling on yourself."\!Brady Bunch Movie
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"I know what you're thinking, did he fire six shots or only five to tell the truth in all this confusion i forgot myself now being that this is a .44 magnum the most powerful handgun in the world and can take your head clean off, you have to ask yourself a question, do i feel lucky? Well do ya, punk?\!Dirty Harry.
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"Of course we can still be friends, just don't call me."\!Get Crazy
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"I was just nowhere near your neighborhood."\!Singles
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"Are you gonna do something, or are you just gonna stand there and bleed?"\!Tombstone
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Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?\!BATMAN
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Without lamps, there would be no light.\!The Breakfast Club
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"Are you talking to ME?"\!Taxi Driver
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You might know who we are, but we know who you are. Understand.\!Goodfellas
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"You know Keaton says he doesn't believe in God but he fears him. Well I believe in God, but the only thing I fear is Keyser Sosay!"\!Verbal Kent in "Usual Suspects"
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"You gonna bark all day little doggy, or are you gonna bite?"\!Mr. Blonde "Reservoir Dogs"
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"I don't give a good fuck what you know or don't know, but I'm going to torture you anyway. Not to get information, because it's amusing to me to torcher a cop. You can say anything you want 'cause I've heard it all before."\!Mr. Blond "Reservoir Dogs"
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"I'll rip the eyes out of your head and piss in your dead skull!!! You fucked with the wrong Marine!!!"\!Col. Nathan Jessup (Jack Nicholson) "A Few Good Men"
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"Will you marry me? Do you have any money? Answer the second question first otherwise we'll stop this conversation right hear."\!Groucho Marx "Animal Crackers"
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Richard: "Tommy, back from college in just under a decade." Tommy: "Hey, a lot of people go to college for seven years." Richard: "Yeah, they're called doctors."\!"Tommy Boy"
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I'd rather have a moment of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special\!steel magnolias
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I'll be taking these Huggies, and, uh, whatever cash you got.\!Raising Arizona
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Billy Madison: Hey Miss Vaughn- Want some of this milk? Veronica Vaughn: Billy, this milk belongs to that room. Billy: Oh, nobody has to know about it. This could be our milk. Miss Vaughn: Billy, no milk will ever be our milk. Billy (to custodian): Hey sideburns, want some of this milk? Custodian: I'd rather have a beer.\!Billy Madison
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Oh, Veronica Vaughn. Soooo hot. Want to touch the heiney.\!Billy Madison
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You got to have two things to win. You got to have brains and you got to have balls. Now you've got too much of one and not enough of the other.\!The Color of Money
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Will you just watch the hair? You know, I work on my hair a long time and you hit it. He hits my hair.\!Saturday Night Fever
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What's your name, Levine? You call yourself a salesman, you son of a bitch?\!Glengarry Glen Ross
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Senator, my offer is this: nothing. Not even the price of the gaming license, which I would appreciate if you would put up personally.\!The Godfather
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We are no longer the knights who say "neep." We are now the nights who say "ickiickiickiickipatangaipboing."\!Holy Grail
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Lip Balm?\!Three Amigos
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I like to consider myself an educated man, but I'm afraid I can't speak intelligently on the travel habits of William Santiago.\!Few Good men
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It was a glorious time. Wiseguys were everywhere. It was before Appalachia, and before Crazy Joe decided to take on a boss and start a war. It was when I met the world. It was when I first met Jimmy Conway.\!Goodfellas
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After Annie apologizes for the ways she parks the car, "That's all right. We can walk to the curb from here."\!Annie Hall
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Gozer the Traveller - he will come in one of the prechosen forms. During the rectification of the Valdranaii, the traveller came as a large and moving Torr! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the Meketrex supplicants they chose a new form for him - THAT OF A GIANT SLORR! Many shubs and zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the slorr that day, I can tell you!\!Ghostbusters
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"Long tall sally, she built sweet, she's got everything, uncle john need! Oh baby, oh baby, gonna have me some fun! Gonna have me some fun!"\!Predator (Mac, played by bill duke)
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"They say time is the fire in which we burn. Right now Captain, my time is running out. We leave so many things unfinished in our lives. I know you understand."\!Star Trek: Generations. Dr. Soron to Captain Picard.
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"Hello, my name is Indigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!\!'The Princess Bride'
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"I hope you can enjoy the victory with one friggen' eye!!"\!The Mask
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...evil will always win, because good is dumb!\!Dark Helmet, "Spaceballs"
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"It's always dark in the beginning."\!The Neverending Story
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"Ah, here it is, So-crates. 'The only true wisdom is in knowing that you know nothing.' That's us, dude."\!Ted to Bill from "Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure"
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"Who's more foolish? The fool, or the one who follows him?"\!Ben Kenobi form "Star Wars"
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"The many truths we cling to depend greatly on our point of view."\!Ben Kenobi from "Return of the Jedi"
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"I feel the need; the need for speed!"\!Maverick and Goose from "Top Gun"
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"You should've seen the cover they wanted to do."\!Fran Drescher's character to Ian Faith from "This is Spinal Tap"
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"Women, you can't live with 'em, you can't kill 'em."\!Tom Arnold's character from "True Lies"
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"I'll be back"\!Terminator
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Sometimes I even amaze myself.\!Han Solo, Empire Strikes Back
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"I'm talking morning, noon, and night. Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick." "How many dicks is that?" "A lot."\!Reservoir Dogs
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"Shit. You shoot me in a dream you better wake-up and apologize."\!Reservour Dogs
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Victims.. Aren't we all?\!the Crow
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"You... your dead! You blew my cover, your dead, you hear me, your dead! The Corps is mother the Corps is father. Your dead Lyta Alexander! We'll find you the Corps will find you!"\!Talia to Lyta (after Control takes her over), "Divided Loyalties"
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Men should be like Kleenex- soft, strong and disposable.\!Clue
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If you were happy every day of your life you wouldn't be a human being, you'd be a game show host.\!HEATHERS
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My teenage angst bullshit has a body count.\!HEATHERS
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"We don't go anywhere. Going somewhere is for squares. We just go."\!Marlon Brando The Wild One (1954)
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"Exterminate all rational thought. that is the conclusion I have come to."\!Peter Weller Naked lunch (1991)
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Jamie Lee Curtis -"You think your an intellectual, don't you ape?" Kevin Kline -"Apes don't read philosophy." Jamie Lee Curtis -"Yes they do Otto, they just don't understand it!"\!Jamie Lee Curtis & Kevin Kline A Fish Called Wanda (1988)
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I belong in a maximum security prison for men!!! AHHH!!\!A Pyromaniac's Love Story
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What... you're crying...there's no crying in baseball...there's no crying in BASEBALL!\!Tom Hanks, A league of their own
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Wyatt Earp says, "I'm coming and Hell's coming with me."\!Tombstone
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"Take me to bed or lose me forever."\!Charlie to Maverick in Top Gun.
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"I wasn't kidding. I do have a test today. It's on European Socialism. What's the big deal? I'm not European. I don't plan on becoming European. So why should I care if they're socialists? They could be facist, anarchist pigs. It still wouldn't change the fact that I don't have a car."\!Ferris Bueller (Ferris Bueller's Day Off)
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Ya see this? It's about the size of a cigar burn wouldn't you say? Y'see this is what you get in my house for spilling paint in the garage. Did I stutter?" "After all, there's no point in hurting somebody who doesn't mean anything to you." - Bitter Moon
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I'd agree with you if you were right.\!Awakenings
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Rhett Butler (to Scarlet O'hara): You need to be kissed, and often, by someone who knows how. Scarlet:You think you are the man to do it? Rhett:No, because that is what you want!\!Gone With the Wind
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Open the pod bay doors, Hal.\!Keir Dullea, 2001: A Space Odyssey
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Aaaawlrightythen!\!Jim Carrey, Ace Ventura, Pet Detective
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Remember, no matter where you go, there you are.\!Peter Weller, The Adventures of Buckaroo Bonzai
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And stop calling me Shirley.\!Leslie Nielsen, Airplane!
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Fasten your seatbelts kids, it's going to be a bumpy night.\!Bette Davis, All About Eve
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I love the smell of Napalm in the morning.\!Robert Duval, Apocalypse Now
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Houston, we have a problem.\!Tom Hanks, Apollo 13
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I'll alert the media.\!John Gielgud, Arthur
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Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death!\!Rosalind Russel, Auntie Mame
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She has the I.Q. of a dead flashlight battery.\!Rosalind Russel, Auntie Mame
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That'll do, pig.\!Jame Cromwell, Babe
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Where we're going we don't need roads.\!Christopher Lloyd, Back to the Future
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where does he get all those wonderful toys?\!Jack Nicholson, Batman
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I like to Watch\!Peter Sellers to Shirly MacLaine (referring to television), Being There
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We're on a mission from God.\!Dan Aykroyd, The Blues Brothers
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It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.\!Dan Aykroyd, The Blues Brothers
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You're not too smart. I like that in a man.\!Kathleen Turner to William Hurt, Body Heat
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We rob banks.\!Faye Dunaway, Bonnie and Clyde
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Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.\!Humphrey Bogart, Casablanca
