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- From: wiggins@osiris.cso.uiuc.edu (Don Wiggins)
- Subject: Re: Clinton's Foreign Policy
- References: <1993Jan20.045921.13322@ringer.cs.utsa.edu> <C16IDF.491@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu>
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- Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
- Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 13:58:20 GMT
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- kellmeye@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (kellmeyer steven l) writes:
-
- [regarding a what-if scenario in which drug dogs find a stash in the
- White House.]
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- >Mr. Bill claims its catnip and blames Chelsea for putting it there.
- >Then he issues an executive order requiring all drug sniffer dogs to
- >stop inhaling.
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- No, no, no! He appoints a drug dog czar who will establish a committee
- to review the the whole sniffing/inhaling issue and make recommendations at
- an open forum on MTV. The resulting legislation will be used as the plot
- line in an upcoming episode of Designing Women.
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- |Don Wiggins, German-Irish-American | Success is getting what you want. |
- | & Advance Scout for the Baby Boomers | Happiness is wanting what you get. |
- |Internet: wiggins@osiris.cso.uiuc.edu | -- Brother Dave Gardner |
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