NetNews Usenet Archive 1993 #3/NN_1993_3.iso/spool/alt/alien/visitors/10214

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From: [e-mail] (Colleen Anderson)
Subject: strange encounters
Organization: MIND LINK! - British Columbia, Canada
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 09:54:42 GMT
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Well, well, well.  I've not logged on in two months and I see little has
changed.  John's still filling the ether with Enquirer garbage and people are
discussing Star trek as if they were real aliens.  I'm happy that we're all
still so serious.  What happened to those blistering incriminations from the
e.t. purists?  Did they get their own group?
        Where have I been you ask?  You don't?  Let me tell you.  I was
abducted by aliens for Christmas.  This was after having to move to avoid and
alien overlord who wanted me to have his children.  I took an alias as a bean
bag chair but these party aliens still got me.  We managed to derail John's
astral train and take some corns off of Bigfoot's toes.  He pined a sigh of
relief and I screamed in happiness for the Jovian jive juice I drank.
        Later when I felt like a vegetable those damn aliens transplanted my
brain with, um let's see, yes, with peas.  I'll never be hungry again.  Not
only that but I think that life is wonderful and that our government and our
fellow neighbor's the U.S. of A is very righteous and holy.  Brian Mulroney
isn't an egotist and the world will be all right.  Don't worry I'm all right
now...Nothing's changed.  ;)
        Colleen
--
It's not how much I know that counts but how much I'm trying to learn.
The Crimson Bunion