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  1. Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
  2. Path: sparky!uunet!wri!spider.wri.com!jlanter
  3. From: jlanter@spider.wri.com (Jeff Lanter)
  4. Subject: The Devil Drinks Milk In My Refrigerator
  5. Message-ID: <jlanter.726355964@spider.wri.com>
  6. Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test,alt.flame
  7. Keywords: contest prize scam
  8. Sender: news@wri.com
  9. Nntp-Posting-Host: spider.wri.com
  10. Organization: Wolfram Research, Inc.
  11. Date: Wed, 6 Jan 1993 21:32:44 GMT
  12. Lines: 27
  13.  
  14. Congratulations!  You have just been selected to receive a free gift!  You
  15. may choose between either of the following:
  16.  
  17. +--------------------------------------+
  18. | In the event of an emergency, insert |
  19. | coin in top and bottom screw heads   |
  20. | then turn.  Pull ring latch and      |
  21. | follow instructions inside.          |
  22. +--------------------------------------+
  23.  
  24. ...or...
  25.  
  26. +---------------------------------------------------------+
  27. | "Kowolski, Leon.  Waste Disposal, new worker, six days" |
  28. | [knock-knock-knock-]                                    |
  29. | "Come in." [pause] "Well siddown."                      |
  30. | "Care if I talk?"                                       |
  31. | "Just please don't move."                               |
  32. +---------------------------------------------------------+
  33.  
  34. To claim your prise, call 1-800-555-1212 between the hours of 9:00am and 
  35. 5:00pm Central time within 10 day of receipt of this notice.  For the
  36. purposes of indentification, please have your credit card ready.
  37.  
  38. -- 
  39. The views, opinions, drivel, etc. expressed above do not necessarily
  40. reflect those of my employer.
  41.