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- Path: sparky!uunet!munnari.oz.au!uniwa!DIALix!tillage!gil
- From: gil@tillage.DIALix.oz.au (Gil Hardwick)
- Newsgroups: sci.environment
- Subject: In Re: Dragonslayers
- Distribution: world
- Message-ID: <726750174snx@tillage.DIALix.oz.au>
- References: <1466602024@igc.apc.org>
- Date: Mon, 11 Jan 93 11:02:54 GMT
- Organization: STAFF STRATEGIES - Anthropologists & Training Agents
- Lines: 81
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- In article <1466602024@igc.apc.org> alanm@igc.apc.org writes:
-
- > >I suggest again, fellow, dragons be there. I can take you to face
- > >them at your leisure. Just send your cheque, and I shall alert our
- > >people to prepare something. How frightening, or how simply absurd
- > >it will finally get just depends on you.
- >
- > Poor Gil. He still hasn't figured out what happens to the
- > Dragonslayer in the end.
-
- Ah, Alan, you want to join the expedition? I thought it would be a
- little flat and one-dimensional with only McCarthy and his motley crew
- of rich tourists on board, but with you and Mr Tobis with us we now
- have *both* sides of the one corrupt and inflated coinage to be spent.
-
- Anytime any of you people want to step out of the safety and comfort
- of your pathetic "culture", beyond the territorial boundaries held by
- your mightily armed and artificially provisioned self-delusion, please
- do feel free to come down here awhile and learn to live off your own
- wits. Learn something about what reality represents to most people.
-
- > My money is still on the Rhinemaidens. They had it right from
- > the beginning:
- >
- > Traulich und treu ist's nur in der Tiefe;
- > falsch und feig ist, was dort oben sich freut!
- >
- > And that applies to the would-be dragonslayers just as much as to
- > the would-be gods.
-
- Someone will have to translate this for me.
-
- If you want to put your money up you will need truck loads of it where
- I'll be taking you. Perhaps you can burn it all to keep warm at night,
- while you learn to exploit the other resources around you. You might be
- well advised that the Australian Army on patrol there has its supplies
- airlifted in, much to the astonishment of the Aboriginal people who see
- tucker all around them. Actually the area is very rich; its just that
- the white people usually can't see it until they have had their eyes
- opened.
-
- You won't have any supplies dropped to you; that part of the deal will
- be entirely yours to meet. You can bring an axe or a machete to make a
- spear with, or we may even relent sufficiently to allow you a shotgun
- with a packet of cartridges. I think some string you would find more
- generally useful than anything thing else, but a compass or a watch is
- *definitely* out.
-
- Beyond that, for my part I really don't care all that much. I simply
- remain fully agog to see just how long your universal objective truths
- are going to stand up.
-
- I really wonder how long it will take before you start trading off your
- beliefs against a full belly every other day? Or whether you are going
- to lie down and die, too bloody stubborn to admit that somebody else
- might have some knowledge which may be of benefit to you?
-
- You won't be the first, believe me. Nor anywhere near the last. I saw
- a bloke who'd run a full twenty miles through the bush about 17 years
- ago, trying to get back to the mission and away from his horrors. He
- wasn't drunk, just refused to admit that he didn't know how to cope
- any more. Others haven't been so lucky, and their remains usually get
- found by a passing patrol a couple of years later, if ever.
-
- If you *do* manage to slay your dragons, which from your performance
- to date I doubt very much is anywhere near within your capacity (I
- won't be there to help you, you have to do it by yourself), you may
- finally earn some measure of respect from me, and some credibility to
- your currently thoroughly unsubstantiated ecology.
-
- I look, indeed, forward to such a day. We really do need more people
- with sufficient training and experience for some of the projects we
- have on hand.
-
- On the other hand, maybe the police won't let me do it. They do get
- fed up with searching for missing people all the time, and having to
- scrape up their dried out bits into a bag for identification . . .
-
- Gil
-
-