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- From: sco@aero.org (Stacey C. O'Brien)
- Newsgroups: rec.music.christian
- Subject: Re: CONTRADICTIONS ABOUT GOD
- Date: 30 Dec 1992 17:09:10 GMT
- Organization: The Aerospace Corporation, El Segundo, CA
- Lines: 57
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- References: <carlson.725146095@cwis> <1992Dec28.142047.7368@cbnews.cb.att.com> <carlson.725725523@cwis>
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- In article <carlson.725725523@cwis> carlson@cwis.unomaha.edu (Brian D. Carlson) writes:
- >ajw@cbnews.cb.att.com (andrew.j.whitman) writes:
- >>In article <carlson.725146095@cwis> carlson@cwis.unomaha.edu (Brian D. Carlson) writes:
- >>>myers_c@ab.wvnet.edu writes:
- >>>
- >>>[lots of drivel deleted]
- >[lots of well thought out convincing proof following the drivel deleted]
- >
- >>I don't think anyone could dispute the fact that the QMV and ONEWAY
- >>versions are God's annointed Word. All other versions are perversions
- >>of the truth. And I'm willing to fight about it and pray for your
- >>lost soul if you tell me I'm wrong. Okay? I hope I haven't offended
- >>thee. Or thou, for that matter.
- >
- > Boy, I ought to give you a sock right in the mush, and I would,
- >but the dryer ate my sock, and I don't touch mush. Do you realize that
- >God loves us all equally, and that he wouldn't do for one what he has
- >done for all others! (Hessitations 3:23:b)
- >
- > Therefor, since the only version for our hearing impaired
- >brothers and sisters is the Amplified Version, it logically follows that
- >that is the most accurate version. Sheesh! And in addition, we all have
- >heard that Paul (of Tarsus, not McCartney) had poor vision, hence the
- >large letters he wrote with his hands, and so a Large letter Edition of
- >the Amplified Version is the most accurate (exact, correct, perfect,
- >characterized by percision, deft, reliable, trustworthy, true, meticulous,
- >correct, faithful, I already said correct) version for me and my house.
- >
- >Brian D. Carlson
- >" the D stands for knowleDgable "
- >
- >>>Brian Carlson
- >>>carlson@unomaha.edu
- >
- >>Andy Whitman
- >>AT&T Bell Laboratories, Columbus, Ohio
- >>att!cblpn!ajw or
- >>ajw@cblpn.att.com
-
- HA! Are you guys nuts or something? Obviously we shouldn't even be
- READING a bible, since we have leaders who should disciple us in
- all authority - we'd better submit too, or we have a spirit of
- rebellion! - ? I mean, c'mon, do you REALLY think YOU can understand
- ANYTHING about scripture? If a person comes up to you and declares
- him/her self to have authority over you and says "You'd better submit!"
- then, You'd Better Submit! Forget this Bible stuff and do what that
- person tells you to do, like wash their car to learn servanthood,
- stuff like that. Sheesh! Also, Our Leaders can tell us who to marry,
- how to worship, but most importantly, how to serve them better and
- be more pleasing to them. So the main goal of Christianity, as I see
- it, isn't all this Bible and prayer balderdash. It's really about
- making our leaders feel good about themselves. Forget all this
- translating and studying - it really gets in the way of your
- submission activities! sheesh.
-
- --Stacey
-
-