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  1. Path: sparky!uunet!portal!cup.portal.com!Gleeep
  2. From: Gleeep@cup.portal.com (Dave - Silon)
  3. Newsgroups: alt.romance
  4. Subject: Re: Plausible Xmass Present
  5. Message-ID: <72419@cup.portal.com>
  6. Date: Fri, 25 Dec 92 23:35:33 PST
  7. Organization: The Portal System (TM)
  8. Distribution: world
  9. References:  <1992Dec25.220648.14923@wetware.com>
  10. Lines: 20
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  12. >How do you teach an old cat new tricks?
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  14. Electro-shock?
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  16. Gleeep
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  18. ____________________________________________________________________________
  19. |                                                             *            |
  20. |   Harmless (harm'lis) adj.:                                 ^            |
  21. |                                                            / \           |
  22. |                                                           /   \          |
  23. |   Little orphan Gleeep in Christmas hat.                &/_____\&        |
  24. |                                                        &&&&&&&&&&&       |
  25. |                                                       /=  &&&&&&&&&      |
  26. |                                                      / O  ]&&&&&&&&      |
  27. |  "Oh please Daddy Warbucks, can I have               L      &&&&&&       |
  28. |   an electronic chainsaw for Christmas?"             mm    /  J&&&&      |
  29. |                                                       t_-|    |&&&       |
  30. |    [gleeep@cup.portal.com]                               |    |&&&&      |
  31. |_________________________________________________________________________|
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