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- From: Bruce.Feist@f615.n109.z1.fidonet.org
- Newsgroups: alt.music.filk
- Subject: Re: Filking...I'm new to the
- X-Sender: newtout 0.05 Dec 30 1992
- Message-ID: <12110a81@ofa123.fidonet.org>
- Date: 31 Dec 92 07:00:08
- Lines: 65
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- LG> Guys, GUYS! You need a few people who play classical string
- LG> instruments so you can have "saxes and violins!"
-
- JE> Sorry, Lynn, I'm sure you're a nice lady and all,
- DA> but I'm a very strong
- JE> believer in non-violins. I won't string you along.
- JE> I don't fiddle around.
-
- DA> Normally I'd join in, but I'll bow out this time.
- DA> Don't fret over it, at least not enough to go nuts and
- DA> jump off a bridge. (Then again, many of us wouldn't
- DA> have the gut to do that.)
-
- BF> I'm disconcertoed by how low this is getting. Dave,
- BF> that was a truly bass remark -- doubly so, in fact.
- BF> Do we have to cello-phane tape your mouth closed to
- BF> get you to stop? You should be drawn and quartet.
- BF> That's the last time that I treat you to anything from
- BF> the pizza cart -- oh, never mind. I shouldn't pick on
- BF> you, you're a plucky fellow.
-
- DA> Thank you -- some folks make allegro-ations that I'm
- DA> just sym phony spouting off his largo mouth and getting
- DA> into alto much treble with clefer remarks.
-
- BF> This is a ball, but we'd better keep a sharp eye out
- BF> or the moderator will have us orcastrated. Some of
- BF> these comments are falling flat, but if we just act
- BF> natural, maybe the echo staff won't notice. They're
- BF> getting tired of these slurs; if it isn't one thing,
- BF> its sonata. So, we should give it a rest.
-
- DA> Your point is noted. Maybe we best beat it before we
- DA> feel the full measure of Kay's wrath, and get barred
- DA> from here for violating the Coda Honor. Or maybe the
- DA> others will drum us out. Either way, tempo fugue-it!
-
- BF> Heh. You fell into my snare, without considering the
- BF> re percussions. What goes round, comes round
- BF> (although that's a muted point). If you pick a high
- BF> road, I piccolo one -- and it brings me to the
- BF> conclusion that while you worried about beating it
- BF> I've been anticipating your remarks; for any card you
- BF> can play, I can trump et. But for now, I think I'll
- BF> sign off - I'm getting key bored.
-
- DA> Oboe-y, you have just escaped the results of your bad conduct, and
- DA> cornety puns! Kay was gonna give you a bat-on the head
- DA> with the kabonger, forte times or until you cry for
- DA> your uncle andante! (I hear she looks good in tight
- DA> jeans. Ooh, la la, bassoon!) We better stop before we
- DA> piano'ther person off and it all comes crescendo'wn
- DA> around our ears. That would be the pits. So let's
- DA> triangle-ing for a way to get back on topic. Anybody
- DA> gonna chime in or pipe up with one?
-
- I must, o,boe down to your skill in that last bit. I feel that we are now
- tied, and it's not accidental. In fact, the duration of this thread has
- probably baroquen a few records by now. Are we in a chord? Of chorus, some
- of these comments that we've achoired have been real classics. But Kay really
- won't put up with this for long; she can't,ata minimum she'll ask us to tone
- down. And, when she does, I don't know about you, but I'll duet. Speaking of
- which, how did you celebrate the Winter Solo stice?
-
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