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- From: jrbd@craycos.com (James Davies)
- Newsgroups: comp.lang.fortran
- Subject: Re: Real Programmers
- Message-ID: <1992Dec15.170343.10342@craycos.com>
- Date: 15 Dec 92 17:03:43 GMT
- References: <DODD.92Dec12062844@mycenae.cchem.berkeley.edu> <1992Dec14.235245.2307@ultb.isc.rit.edu> <DODD.92Dec15053719@mycenae.cchem.berkeley.edu>
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- In article <DODD.92Dec15053719@mycenae.cchem.berkeley.edu> dodd@roebling.poly.edu writes:
- >
- >>>>>> "Doctor" == Doctor FORTRAN <jsvrc@rc.rit.edu> writes:
- >
- > Doctor> 101 Format (100 (' :-)'), /, ' For the Humor-impared.')
- > Doctor> Write (Kout, 101)
- >
- > line 2: Error: attempt to use undefined variable "kout"
- > line 2: Error: bad unit specifier type in write statement
- > Compilation failed
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- Real FORTRAN programmers always write to unit 6, and then bitch
- about the compiler being broken when it doesn't work.
- write(*,101) is for sissies :-)
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