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- From: rlm2s@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU (Robert Learnard Mcgee)
- Subject: Straight jokes?
- Message-ID: <1992Nov21.201420.21052@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU>
- Sender: usenet@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU
- Organization: University of Virginia
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- Date: Sat, 21 Nov 1992 20:14:20 GMT
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- Does anyone out there in USENET land know any heterosexual jokes? I've
- heard *plenty* of gay jokes in my time (plus a few specifically aimed at
- lesbians), but I can't recall any jokes that poke good-natured fun at
- "breeders." Can anybody suggest some? (Nothing too vicious, mind you;
- after all, some of my closest friends are straight.) Oh, I just thought
- of one, but it's rather an old formula-- Q: How many straight college boys does
- it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Screw in a WHAT? Oh, gross, man... I'd
- never do that. Fuckin' sick! Dude, fuck, man... where's the beer? <punches the
- other person in the shoulder>
- Well, I need hardly point out that this was only a very crude prototype, but
- with some overhauling and a light coat of Thompson's Water Seal (tm), it
- might actually be a servicable witticism at your next party. Still, I'm
- sure SOMEONE could come up with better...
- Rob
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