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  2. From: wolfe@cyclone.che.msu.edu (David Wolfe)
  3. Newsgroups: alt.tasteless.jokes,rec.humor
  4. Subject: Re: Pickup Line List wanted!
  5. Message-ID: <1992Nov23.213753.12467@msuinfo.cl.msu.edu>
  6. Date: 23 Nov 92 21:37:53 GMT
  7. References: <By19u8.EJw@ns1.nodak.edu> <1992Nov20.234112.26875@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> <By21Mw.AKy@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> <1992Nov22.090741.6925@organpipe.uug.arizona.edu>
  8. Sender: news@msuinfo.cl.msu.edu
  9. Distribution: usa
  10. Organization: College of Engineering, Michigan State University
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  13. In article <1992Nov22.090741.6925@organpipe.uug.arizona.edu>, sie_0180@bigdog.engr.arizona.edu (Bruce Rechichar) writes:
  14. |> In article <By21Mw.AKy@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> griffin@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Zack Thompson) writes:
  15. |> >
  16. |> >Howdy-
  17. |> >
  18. |> >ZT here.
  19. |> >
  20. |> >How about: "So.  Ya' wanna fuck or should I apologize?"
  21. |> >
  22. |> >I saw this one used over the 'phone' of Ball State's VAX.  After a pause,
  23. |> >  the chick came back at him with "Well, you better start apologizing damn
  24. |> >  quick, my boyfriend's reading this over my shoulder..."  Oops.
  25. |> >
  26. |> >Just for the Record.
  27. |> >
  28. |> >                       The Crystal Griffin
  29. |> 
  30. |> How about.  
  31. |>      Screw me if iam wrong but you want to fuck me don't you?
  32. |> 
  33. |> Brewski....
  34.  
  35. --Or how about the classic:  "If I told you you had a great body, would
  36.     you hold it against me?"
  37.