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- From: reid@metis.tti.com (Reid Kneeland)
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- Subject: Re: You know you're pregnant when...
- Message-ID: <1992Nov17.152718.23867@ttinews.tti.com>
- Date: 17 Nov 92 15:27:18 GMT
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- In article <1992Nov12.145124.1572@bass.lkw.com> brighid@bass.lkw.com (Brighid) writes:
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- >...you have to close your eyes during restaurant commercials on TV.
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- Ellen does that too (cheeseburger closeups are the worst, she says).
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- She also wanted to add, YKYPW:
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- You find yourself in the kitchen at 3:00 AM with a chicken leg in
- your hand, and you don't know how you got there.
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- You find yourself parked by the side of the freeway having dry heaves
- because you got caught in a traffic jam without food (she now keeps
- emergency food in the car at all times).
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- You are moved to the point of tears by TV shows which you KNOW are
- terrible and would not normally watch (she mentioned "Empty Nest").
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- You shut one of your breasts in a door (she's gotten very large and
- rather spacey - what is it about pregnancy that turns women into
- Jessica Hahn?).
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