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- From: franklir@helium.gas.uug.arizona.edu (Ryan J Franklin )
- Newsgroups: alt.fan.lemurs
- Subject: Re: Urban Lemurs
- Message-ID: <1992Nov15.234623.16128@organpipe.uug.arizona.edu>
- Date: 15 Nov 92 23:46:23 GMT
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- In article <1e68sqINNk30@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> aa595@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dan Duvall) writes:
- >mkohlhaa@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (mike) writes:
- >
- >>On the off chance that I should see a lemur here in Indiana, how should the
- >>lemur be approached? If I offer him food and beer will he be friendly?
- >
- >Do not taunt the lemur. Offer it beer at your own risk, for you could
- >well be arrested for Contributing to the Delinquency of a Lemur.
-
- On the other hand, *DO* offer it a Twinkie, for as you are certainly
- well aware, lemurs prize the Twinkie over all other foodstuffs. Be sure
- to offer the lemur a toothbrush and toothpaste afterwards, though, so
- that the high sugar content of those ConfectionsWithIndefiniteShelflife
- doesn't rot his dental comb.
-
- You may want to introduce the lemur to the USENET, especially this newsgroup,
- alt.licker.store, alt.mcdonalds.smut, and alt.butt-keg.marmalade, which
- all discuss our Prosimian Pals constantly.
-
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