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  2. From: briggs@air.atmo.arizona.edu (William Briggs)
  3. Newsgroups: alt.paranormal
  4. Subject: PSYCHIC DIGEST 7
  5. Message-ID: <1992Jul28.153306.9512@organpipe.uug.arizona.edu>
  6. Date: 28 Jul 92 15:33:06 GMT
  7. Sender: news@organpipe.uug.arizona.edu
  8. Organization: Department of Atmospheric Physics
  9. Lines: 81
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  12. *                                                              *                
  13. *        P S Y C H I C  D I G E S T       N U M B E R  7       *                
  14. *                                                              *                
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  16. *                                                              *                
  17. *   This week in PSYCHIC DIGEST:  Comics (without pictures)    *                
  18. *   returns.  Be sure to submit your Psychic Predictions (see  *                
  19. *   below.  News from the second Harmonica Convergence and     *                
  20. *   much much more! Reprints of # 6 are available: just ask!   *                
  21. *--------------------------------------------------------------*                
  22. *                                                              *                
  23. *        C O M I C S  ( w i t h o u t  p i c t u r e s)        *                
  24. *                                                              *                
  25. *              The Adventures Of PSYCHIC MAN !                 *                
  26. *                                                              *                
  27. *         CHAPTER TWO:  Realization!                           *                
  28. *                                                              *                
  29. *   SCENE:  Carl Sargent, still shaken after his encounter     *                
  30. *           with the UFO, sits bedazzled.  Old Geller is       *
  31. *           nearby.                                            *
  32. *   "What does this al mean Old Geller, what is to become of   *                
  33. *   me boy?"                                                   *
  34. *   "You must use your powers for the betterment of mankind."  *                
  35. *   Old Geller Speaks.                                         *                
  36. *   Carl was having a New Age epiphany.  A look of realization *                
  37. *   spread across his face (ultra-blue auraic).                *                
  38. *   "Let's go boy!" Carl stood and ran across the glade. "To   *                
  39. *   the kitchen supply store!"                                 *                
  40. *                                                              *                
  41. *   NEXT EPISODE:  Carl has "an unintentional interchange of   *                
  42. *                  sounds in words."                           *
  43. *                                                              *                
  44. *--------------------------------------------------------------*                
  45. *                                                              *                
  46. *   DATELINE SEDONA, ARIZONA: The Second Harmonica Convergence *                
  47. *   Lem Polomski reporting.  I had missed the first Harmonica  *                
  48. *   Convergence as I was touring Lichtenstein with the Borscht *                
  49. *   Five Polka band, so you can imagine my excitment when I    *                
  50. *   discovered that I would be in Arizona for the famed event. *                
  51. *   I arrived early.  I worked feverously the night before,    *                
  52. *   polishing my best Steinowski--a fortysix holer: I would be *                
  53. *   ready.  At five many hundreds were milling around on the   *                
  54. *   Mesa; many still in their bathrobes. When would we play! I *                
  55. *   kept my beloved Steinowski under wraps as no one else had  *                
  56. *   their harmonica out.  Finally everyone joined hands in a   *
  57. *   large circle.  They began humming.  Concert C!  They were  *
  58. *   about to tune up.  In my excitment I pulled out my brass   *
  59. *   beauty and began a impassioned rendition of the "She's Too *
  60. *   Fat For Me" Polka.  I would show these Americans a true    *
  61. *   Harmonica Convergence.  Imagine my confusion when no one   *
  62. *   joined in.  Instead several of the bathrobed convergers    *
  63. *   chased after me with large crystalline rocks, chanting in  *
  64. *   in a strange language.  I left, dejected. I washed away my *
  65. *   troubles with some tasty cabbage rolls and coffee and am   *
  66. *   now a wiser, more spiritualy fulfilled person.             *
  67. *--------------------------------------------------------------*                
  68. *                                                              *                
  69. *   PSYCHIC PREDICTION '92: Call for Papers.  The 22nd annual  *                
  70. *   Psychic Prediction conference will be held in Mystic, PA,  *
  71. *   on 1 September, at the corner of 3rd and Main. All Psychics*
  72. *   and would-be Psychics are asked to submit ALL psychic pre- *
  73. *   dictions for AUGUST 1992 to this E-mail address.  Predic-  *
  74. *   tions will be posted by category in a later addtion of     *
  75. *   PSYCHIC DIGEST.  ##ALL## predictions must be received prior*
  76. *   to August first.  Also include election predictions.       *
  77. *--------------------------------------------------------------*                
  78. *                                                              *                
  79. *   SPECIAL NOTE:  To those of you who worship the Mother God- *                
  80. *   dess of Earth, Life-Giver of the Planet, The Omnipotent    *                
  81. *   one; She is once again running low on funds.  Love Offer-  *                
  82. *   ings will be accepted at this address.  Please, no checks. *
  83. *   Says The Great One:  "They're Hell to cash!"               *
  84. *--------------------------------------------------------------*                
  85. *                                                              *                
  86. *   That's it for PSYCHIC DIGEST this time.  Next time look    *                
  87. *   for the return of PSYCHIC MAN! As well as more exciting    *                
  88. *   news.    Remember our maxum:  It Wouldn't Be True If So    *                
  89. *   Many People Believed It !                                  *                
  90. *                                                              *                
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