The average chocolate bar has 8 insect's legs in it.
The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime during the night.
The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.
Donald Duck comics were once banned in Finland because he didn't wear pants.
More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.
Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
Marilyn Monroe had six toes.
If you keep a Goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.
Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people do.
If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction
A snail can sleep for 3 years.
American Airlines saved $440,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.
China has more English speakers than the United States.
If Barbie were life-size her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall and have a neck twice the length of a normal human's neck.
The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth II, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.
Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
Humans and whales are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
The strongest muscle in the body is the TONGUE.
It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
You know that you are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.
In ancient Egypt, Priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
Polar bears are left-handed.
A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death.
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
Butterflies taste with their feet.
Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
Starfish haven't got brains.
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
'Marijauna' was the Mexican name given to cannabis.
George Washington and Thomas Jeffersion grew hemp.
More than 400,000 Americans are arrested each year on marijuana charges.
It doesn't matter what temperature the room is; it's always room-temperature.
All power corrupts, but we need the electricity.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
Sacred cows make the best burgers.
Old age and treachery will overcome youth and skill.
One good turn gets most of the blankets.
Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.
Fortune tellers are for the poor; psychics are for the rich.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
The trouble with life is, you're half way through it before you realize it's a "do it yourself" thing.
"You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice."
When the cat's away there are fewer hairs on the armchair.
The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
If Noah had been truly wise, he would have swatted those two flies!
No one feels as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
Einstein said that talking to yourself is a sign of intelligence. Answering yourself, however, is a sign of insanity.
Sometimes you laugh until you cry, and sometimes you cry until you laugh.
If your not living life on the edge, your wasting space.
People who say "Don't Postpone Joy" are usually in outrageous credit card debt. - Daniel Casey
If you lost your left arm, your right arm would be left.
It is better to be on the ground wishing you were flying, than vice versa.
Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
Alfred Hitchcock did not have a belly button.
A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 yrs.
People Do Not get sick from cold weather; it's from being indoors a lot more.
When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop ...even your heart!
Only 7% of the population are lefties.
40 people are sent to the hospital for dog bites every minute.
Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until they are 2-6 years old.
The average person over fifty will have spent 5 years waiting in lines.
The toothbrush was invented in 1498.
The average housefly lives for one month.
40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year.
A coat hanger is 44 inches long when straightened.
The average computer user blinks 7 times a minute.
Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than the rest of the day.
About 20% of all adults in the US have or have had a cockroach that called their inner ear canal HOME. They enter while you sleep!
The REAL reason ostriches stick their head in the sand is to search for water.
The only 2 animals that can see behind itself without turning it's head are the rabbit and the parrot.
Among the music catalogues that Michael Jackson owns the rights to is the South Carolina State anthem.
In most television commercials advertising milk, a mixture of white paint and a little thinner is used in place of the milk.
Prince Charles and Prince William NEVER travel on the same airplane just in case there is a crash.
The first Harley Davidson motorcycle built in 1903 used a tomato can for a carburettor.
Most hospitals make money by selling the umbilical cords cut from women who give birth. They are reused in vein transplant surgery.
Humphrey Bogart was related to Princess Diana. They were seventh cousins.
If coloring weren't added to Coca-Cola, it would be green.
