*-++-*¢ CHUCKLES FOUND ON THE INTERNET!¢¢ HELLO, welcome to the Psychiatric¢ Hotline!!!!!¢¢ If you are Obsessive-Compulsive,¢ please press 1 repeatedly.¢¢ If yoy are Codependent, please ask¢ someone to press 2.¢¢ If you have Multiple Personalities,¢ please press 3,4,5 and 6.¢¢ If you are Paranoid-Delusional, we¢ know who you are and what you want.¢ just stay on the line so we can trace¢ the call.¢¢ If you are Schizophrenic, listen¢ carefully and a little voice will tell¢ you what number to press.¢¢ If you are Manic-Depressive, it¢ doesn't matter which number you press,¢ NO ONE WILL ANSWER!¢¢ (Ed. If you know of any other¢ chuckles, let us know, so we can pass¢ them along! A.P.)¢¢é *-==-*¢
