*-++-*›    CHUCKLES FOUND ON THE INTERNET!››   HELLO, welcome  to  the  Psychiatric› Hotline!!!!!››   If  you  are   Obsessive-Compulsive,› please press 1 repeatedly.››   If  yoy  are Codependent, please ask› someone to press 2.››   If you have Multiple  Personalities,› please press 3,4,5 and 6.››   If  you  are Paranoid-Delusional, we› know who you are and  what  you  want.› just  stay on the line so we can trace› the call.››   If  you  are  Schizophrenic,  listen› carefully and a little voice will tell› you what number to press.››    If  you  are  Manic-Depressive,  it› doesn't matter which number you press,› NO ONE WILL ANSWER!››   (Ed.  If  you  know  of  any   other› chuckles,  let us know, so we can pass› them along! A.P.)››‚             *-==-*›