3¢Iggy: The only thing that opens around here is your mouth. Nothing intelligible comes out, of course, but it does open rather smoothly. A great deal of practice, I imagine.¢Iggy: Why don't we try opening your myopic little eyes instead? Or, better yet, your mind. I'm well versed in micro-surgery.¢Iggy: I've been designed to open conversations and bank accounts, Master [AX20. Let's try not to push our luck, hm?¢3¢Iggy: I'd much prefer to close your mouth. Would you please stop that incessant drooling!¢Iggy: You want me to close what? Come now, Master [AX20, these little excursions of yours into infra-temporal dimensioning have simply got to stop.¢Iggy: Well at least you've picked up the rudiments of sentence structure. Yes, "close" is a fine verb. Now if we could only get you to match it with an appropriate object.¢3¢Iggy: It's already open. I do wish you'd make up your mind. On second thought, maybe you did make it up. That would explain the shoddy construction.¢Iggy: It's open, as you'd notice if you took the slightest interest in your surroundings. Really, Master [AX20! Even catatonic slugs show more reaction to environmental stimuli than you seem able to manage.¢[AX60 How much further open do you want it?¢3¢Iggy: Calm yourself, Master [AX20. It's already closed. There, there. Stop dribbling. You see? It's completely closed. I can well imagine how you mistook it for open.¢Iggy: And so the long-suffering droid pretends to obey, fearful of rousing his cruel master's ire by telling him it was already closed.¢Iggy: It's already closed. Next redundant command please.¢əəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəə
