3¢Iggy: Personally, I prefer not to use myself as a battering ram, but your lack of stature suggests that you have no such reservations. Be my guest. Call me if you make it.¢Iggy: Might I suggest opening the entrance first, Master [AX20. I know it's mundane, but other adventurers swear by it. And they have all their teeth.¢Iggy: Please, Master [AX20! How many times must we go over this? Open things are for walking through; closed things are for bludgeoning out one's atrophied little brains on. If you'd only listened sooner ...¢6¢Iggy: I'd be glad to open it, Master [AX20. Hmm. It appears to be stuck. Perhaps if we used a blunt instrument ... and wedged it in like this. Oh stop whining! It's not like you had a use for that head of yours! There, got it!¢Iggy: [AX21 There, are you satisfied now? It's open. See how that works? It's closed again. Now it's open. Closed. Open. Amazing what modern science can do, isn't it?¢Iggy: [AX21 It's open.¢Iggy: And to think I spent 4 years in a quantum mechanics lab for this. Sigh, okay, Master [AX20, it's open.¢Iggy: Opening as instructed. Command complete. Command complete. [0 [PR30¢[AX60 All right, I've opened it.¢5¢[AX60 There. It's closed.¢Iggy: Of course. Closing things is only one of my many talents. I can also [AX12 and [AX13. Am I not a versatile and indispensible servant? A paragon of modesty and servitude?¢Iggy: [AX21 There, I closed it. Can we get on with this little travesty? Hmm? Can we?¢Iggy: Affirmative. Closing as ordered. Action complete. Action complete. [0 [PR30¢Iggy: If I close it, you're just going to tell me to open it again. Oh, very well, it's closed ... but only for the moment, I'm sure.¢əəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəə
