Secret Service 42/SSERVCD_42.bin/cd/larry7so.txt

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This  walkthrough   was  personally
made by  Catz ([e-mail])
and  he  is  to  be  blamed for all
mistakes, spelling  errors, and all
the such. Anyone  can download this
and  put  it  on  their  web  page,
provided I at  least get credit for
writing   the   damn   thing.  This
walkthrough is the first one on the
net  (so far),  and only  gives you
about  994 points,  and finding all
32   Where's  Dildo's?   The  other
dildo's    are   there,    I   just
overlooked   them.   Please  excuse
errors  on this  walkthrough, as it
was   made   very   quickly.   This
walkthrough  will   be  revised  on
a web  format,  with  pictures  and
diagrams  and crap.  Any ideas  and
the     such    should     go    to
[e-mail]

Beginning Tips
------------------
I have   personally    found   that
turning  on "Closed  Captioning" by
choosing  the "Game"  menu from the
top pull-down  menus, and selecting
the    bottom    option,    "Closed
Captioning", or  by pressing Ctrl-T
helps  a LOT.  Typed sentences  may
contain  clues by  capitalizing key
words,  but  you   don't  hear  any
emphasis  on  the   word  when  the
narrator says it.

You  can't die,  or become  trapped
for  any reason  at all. Therefore,
try ANYTHING you like, without fear
of consequences.

Love  for   Sail!  Is  a   game  of
exploration.    So    don't    miss
anything!  Look at  each new  scene
carefully.  Click on  anything that
causes  your  cursor  to highlight.
Try all  the menu choices.  Talk to
everyone   you  see.   Take  notes.
Remember what  they say, as  it may
come in handy later as something to
talk  about  with  one  of your new
friends.

Things change during  the course of
the   game.   New   characters  may
appear. Keep looking around.

Think  creatively.   When  you  get
"stuck",  leave  and  explore other
areas.  You  never  know  where you
might  find  just  what  you  need.
Above   all,    relax,   let   your
imagination run wild, and have fun!

Complete Walkthrough
---------------------------

La Costa Lotta
------------------
In  the beginning,  you and Shamara
are  finishing  up  what  you  both
started  in Leisure  Suit Larry VI.
After  a  bit,  she  suggests doing
something  new.  So,  she  shackles
your  hands to  the headboard  with
"Sisters of Steel" brand handcuffs.
You  might  think  this  kinky  new
fantasy  might  be   nice,  but  it
doesn't  last  long.   As  soon  as
you're  shackled,  she  takes  your
wallet  and leaves  the hotel room,
but   not   without   stuffing  her
cigarette  in your  mouth first. Of
course, you don't  smoke, so you do
the stupidest  thing possible: spit
out the  cigarette on the  bed, and
catch  the bed  sheet on  fire. The
first thing you want to do, is take
the  Lil'  Hair  Weave  Kit  on the
dresser  to  the  right  of  Larry.
Then, take the  Vice Grips from the
dresser  to  the   left  of  Larry.
Access your  inventory, by pressing
Ctrl-I, or right clicking anywhere,
and   choosing   "Inventory".  Left
click once  on the Lil'  Hair Weave
Kit, and choose  "Open". Then, left
click on the Vice Grips, and choose
"Use"  and  choose  "Needle".  This
bends   the  needle   for  you,  in
a zig-zag   shape,    perfect   for
picking  locks.  As  soon  as Larry
calms  down, and  stays still, left
click on the handcuffs on his hand,
and choose  Use. Choose to  use the
bent needle in  the handcuffs. This
gets  you out  of the  burning bed,
thankfully, but gets  you in a dead
end,  with the  fire inching closer
to  you,   unthankfully.  The  Fire
Chief   tells  you   to  jump.   No
problem,   right?    Only   because
you're on the  fortieth floor, that
shouldn't   make   any  difference.
However,  there's  a  tiny problem;
a glass sliding door. Did I mention
the fire heated  the frame, so that
you  can't open  it, either? Didn't
think  so. Well,  looks like you're
going  to  have  to  break  it with
something.  The lamp  is too  heavy
for you to live (20 pounds is waaay
too heavy for  Larry) and the chair
crumbles  as you  smash it  against
the door.  Guess we'll have  to try
some Larry-force. Left click on the
glass  sliding   door,  and  choose
"Other..."  Type  in  "Break",  and
you'll  throw yourself  through the
glass door, painfully, might I add.
You make  it to the  balcony, which
is where  you find a  small picture
of a cruise ship, which you pocket.
Then,  the moment  of truth  comes:
you  have to  leap forty  floors to
your  safety,  or  to  your  death.
Pretty   fun,   eh?  Unfortunately,
Larry   doesn't   have   a  choice,
because the force  of the explosion
pushes him off the balcony. He DOES
land on the  net, however. And then
he proceeds to  bounce off numerous
things on, and  off screen, landing
on  a nice,  soft, cactus. "Leisure
Suit Larry, you've  just leapt from
the   40th  floor   of  a   burning
building! What are  you going to do
next?" Take a cruise, of course!

The  PMS Bouncy  (Boarding the ship
and first activities)
-----------------------------------
Larry  arrives  at  the  docks, and
meets the  beautiful Captain Thygh,
and  gets slapped  within the first
two sentences he  utters. He boards
the  ship,  and  is  then given his
room keycard by  the purser, but of
course,  there was  a problem  with
his  original room,  and he's  been
moved  to a  much BIGGER  room. (If
you've played previous Leisure Suit
Larry  games,  you   know  what  to
expect).  Anyway, just  look around
the main lobby a  bit, and soon, an
announcement  comes  on,  to anyway
wishing to hump the Captain for the
next  week, they  should report  to
the Lounge. Well,  needless to say,
you  run  straight  for  the Lounge
first.    After    you    get   the
announcement, right  click anywhere
on  the screen,  and choose  "Map".
This gives  you a map  of the ship,
and if you hold your cursor over an
area,    and    the    area    gets
highlighted, you can travel to that
area. In the  lower right, it shows
you a screenshot  of the room you'd
enter  if you  click on  that area.
Look at the second to the top floor
of the  ship, and hold  your cursor
over the red area  in the middle of
the  deck.  It  shows  in the lower
right corner, that it is the "Proud
Lil'   Seaman   Lounge".   This  is
exactly where you want to go. Click
on  the  red   area,  and  you  get
"magically"    transported   there.
Peter  the Purser  explains the TMT
(Thygh  Man Trophy)  contest. After
he  is done  talking, feel  free to
look   around,  and   look  at  the
cannons, or chests. You want to pay
special  attention to  the left row
of chests, about 3 chests back. You
should see a speck of red and white
striped,  something.  Go  ahead and
click  on it.  Welcome to  "Where's
Dildo?", which is a fun game making
fun of "Where's  Waldo?". Just find
32 of these little suckers, and you
get  something special.  1 down, 31
to go. After you're done with that,
click on the door  at the bottom of
the  stage,  to  leave  the lounge.
This leads  you out to  a top deck.
As  you might  notice by  sight and
hearing,  in the  lower right,  you
see  a flashing  "1" picture.  This
tells   you   to   whip   out  your
"CyberSniff 2000"!  Find the number
1 square  on your  CyberSniff 2000,
and scratch it lightly. Then, sniff
the number 1 square.  Get a big old
whiff  of sea  air. It's  just like
you're  there. You  can examine the
many interesting topiaries that the
PMS  Bouncy has  on exhibit. Hidden
in the "Where's Dildo" topiary, you
should see  another Where's Dildo?.
Go ahead and click  him. 2 down, 30
to  go.  Go  ahead  and  move  your
cursor to  the far left,  until you
get a  left arrow icon.  Click, and
go left.  Here, you can  see a fire
hose  case,  and  you  probably see
a fat  woman pirate,  too. (If not,
don't  worry, you'll  see her  soon
enough!) Go ahead  and click on the
fire hose case,  and choose "Open".
Then,   click  on   the  fire  hose
itself,  and take  it. Also,  click
the Where's Dildo?  that's near the
beaver  topiary's  rear.  (This was
added later, so has an out of order
number, 32 down, 0 to go)If you see
the pirate woman, click on her, and
choose Talk. Now, you see a menu of
options that you  can click on, and
Larry will discuss  that topic with
Peggy. Choose "Your  Name", and you
tell her you can tell where she got
her name from, and she returns your
friendly  ice breakers  with a half
dozen  expletives.  After  you have
chosen all the  options, you should
have learned a  couple things. One,
mixing  KZ  Sexual  Lubricant,  and
Deodorant will  cause an explosion.
Two,  Peggy  swears  an  awful lot.
Now,  if you  like, you  can choose
"Other.."  from   the  conversation
menu,  and  you  get  to choose the
topic.  Type  in  "Captain"  to get
a colorful  description  of Captain
Thygh.  After you've  heard enough,
choose  Goodbye.  Continue  on your
way  left.  Now,  do  you  see  the
sneaky   Where's  Dildo?   in  this
screen? Well, he's behind the sheep
topiary pot.  3 down, 29  to go. Go
ahead  and  look   at  the  topiary
sheep,  and   take  some  kumquats.
You'll  be  glad   you  did  later.
(Although   from   the   particular
kumquats  you   picked,  the  sheep
isn't  too  happy).  Now,  you  see
another  character in  this screen.
Go ahead and talk  to him. His name
is Rod. His job is entertaining the
non-existent   children   on   this
cruise. And I  must say, he's doing
a bang-up  job. Talk  to him again,
and   he'll  make   you  a  balloon
animal.  Keep  talking,  and  he'll
make you a  huge range of different
balloon animals.  (Yeah, right). At
this time, bring up your inventory,
and  let's take  a look  at what we
have.  You  can  left  click on any
item, and look at  it, and see what
it is.  Look at your  TMT Card, and
you see what  competitions you have
to participate in. The competitions
are:  Poop  Deck  Horseshoes, Craps
Tournament,   Tail   Deck  Bowling,
LoveMaster      2000,     Captain's
Cook-Off, and  Best-Dressed Man. Oh
yeah,  you'll have  no problem with
this.     Sheesh     Larry,    good
luck...you're gonna need it.

The LoveMaster 2000 Contest
-----------------------------------
Get  the  ship  map  on screen, and
look at the  available rooms, until
you get to  "Library". Go there. By
the   grandfather  clock,   is  yet
another Where's Dildo?.  4 down, 28
to go. Feel free to look at all the
different  books in  the bookcases.
After you're done,  go right. Here,
you   meet   Victorian  Principles.
A submissive   librarian   with  an
extreme nymphomaniacal, darker side
of  her, hidden  away. You consider
it your  job to release  that inner
beast. Go ahead  and talk with her.
From the topics, you learn that she
dislikes  "spicy"  literature,  but
you're sure  she would love  it, if
she  was just  exposed to  some. In
this  conversation,  "Other..."  as
the  topic  is  very  important. No
matter  what  you  type,  she turns
around   to   her   computer,   and
doesn't   see  you   for  about  10
seconds.  Go  ahead  and  take  the
mucilage  in front  of the  pile of
books.  That's  all  you  can do in
here for now, so split. Say goodbye
to  her,  and  go  south. Now, take
a look at  the champagne waterfall.
Right next to it,  is a column, and
peeking  out  of  it,  is  a little
Where's  Dildo?. Go  ahead and  let
him  loose. 5  down, 27  to go. Our
next stop is  the Clothing Optional
Pool,  so whip  out your  ship map,
and  click  on  the  pool.  In  the
changing cabana, you can see people
come and  go, and there's  a little
Where's Dildo? in the bushes toward
the  left.   6  down,  26   to  go.
Continue  on  your  way  right, and
you'll   be    stopped   by   Dick.
Apparantely, you  can't wear you're
leisure  suit out  in the  sun, for
fear    of   igniting.    You   can
understand   that,   so   you   get
a loaner  bathing  suit.  And  what
a normal  looking  bathing  suit it
is. At  least you can  have a towel
to cover  it up. When  you get past
Dick,  the  CyberSniff  2000  shows
a 2.  So,  grab   your  sheet,  and
scratch  and sniff  number 2.  It's
suntan  lotion!  Well  anyway, this
nude woman on  a chaise lounge gets
sunscreen in her eyes, and asks for
a towel,  groping  blindly  in  the
air. Sure enough, you walk right in
the path,  and your cover  is shot,
and  your bathing  suit shown.  How
humiliating. Well,  anyway, you get
in a conversation  with this woman,
and   learn   her   name   is  Drew
Baringmore. Talk to  her on all the
options,  and  learn  quite  a  few
things. One, Drew has had her cabin
boy lock up her  clothes in a place
where she can  never get them. Two,
a Gigantic Erection  is a cocktail,
that  takes an  awful long  time to
prepare.  Three, the  book you want
for    Victorian,    "The    Erotic
Adventures  of   Hercules",  is  in
Drew's  hands, and  she's not  done
with  it.  Also,  on  your way out,
take  a look  at "Peoples" magazine
to  learn  about  the  Juggs. Well,
it's  about  time  you  checked out
your new digs, so  go ahead and get
out your ship map, and choose Cabin
0.  The  first   thing  you  should
notice   is   the   Where's  Dildo?
directly  in front  of you,  behind
the bucket.  7 down, 25  to go. The
second thing you  should notice, is
the  CyberSniff  2000  flashing the
number 6.  Take a big  ol' whiff of
number  6  on  your  card,  and you
should smell a dank pit like smell.
Feel free to  look around, sleep on
the cot. Also, check out the toilet
pipe, and  unclog it by  taking out
the  can   of  Silicone  Lubricant.
Also, on  the opposite side  of the
toilet, is some  nice toilet paper.
Go  ahead and  take it.  Go back to
the clothing optional  pool, and go
left,  to  Drew's  deck.  Dick will
stop  you  again,  but  in a couple
sentences,    you've    got    your
elephant,  and  ready  for  action.
Talk to Drew, and ask her about her
book again.  She'll give it  to you
this time. Great, something to give
Victorian!   Go  on   back  to  the
library,  and prepare  to swap some
books.   Once  you've   gotten  the
talking  bar  up,  choose "Other.."
and  then type  anything you  want.
This  will make  Vicki turn around,
and  type  on  the  computer for 10
seconds.  Now, take  your time, you
can  make  Vicki  turn  and type as
much as you want,  so you have tons
of chances  to do this.  First off,
take  the  book   with  the  yellow
cover.  It's  the  top  book on the
stack.  Once  you  have  it in your
inventory,  go  in  your inventory,
and  click  on  it.  Choose  Remove
Jacket.  Then,  click  on  the book
jacket, and  use it with  the dirty
book. Now  you have the  dirty book
with  the Prudish  And Proud cover.
Exit your inventory,  and click the
book  stack,  and  use  it with the
Erotic book with the Prudish cover.
Now, you're all  set. Whip out your
map,  and  go  back  to your cabin.
Now,  hiding beside  the toilet  is
another  Where's  Dildo?.  Go ahead
and  click him.  8 down,  24 to go.
Now, whip  out your map  again, and
choose    the     Sexual    Prowess
competition   area.  It's   in  the
purple    rectangle    of   blocks.
Where's  Dildo?  time  again!  This
time  he's  sticking   out  of  the
fourth  booth. Click  him. 9  down,
23 to go.  Now, the CyberSniff 2000
also tells you  smell a very strong
number  7  smell.   Take  a  little
sniff, and it  smells like fish. Go
figure. Next, click  on the lips on
the  left  wall,  and  use your TMT
card in  the lips/cardreader. Next,
watch poor Larry's  attempt to win.
You gotta  feel sorry for  the guy.
On  your  way  out,  push the green
button  beside  the  fourth  booth.
After  you're done  in there,  take
out the map,  and take another walk
to  your cabin.  You should  notice
another  Where's Dildo?  hiding out
behind the pipes  in the lower left
hand  corner.  10  down,  22 to go.
Vicki  should  be  just  about done
now, so  go ahead and  use your map
to  travel  to   the  library.  You
should  notice a  change in  music,
telling  you  what   to  expect  up
ahead. You'll also  notice a bigger
Where's   Dildo?   on   the  screen
towards   the  right,   behind  the
pineapple. 11 down, 21 to go. Well,
might  as  well  talk  to  the new,
improved Vicki. After you ask about
the weather,  it'll turn her  on so
much,  that  she  actually  has sex
with  you. (Not  having her glasses
on  made  you  look  a  lot better)
Well, having absolutely no clothes,
you  try to  make it  to your cabin
without being  noticed. However, an
old lady sees you  just as you near
your room. So  much for secrecy. As
you get  dressed in your  room, you
should  notice  that  since  you've
"interacted"  with Vicki,  there is
now  a  bitmap  saved  in your LSL7
directory    called    "vicky.bmp".
I suggest  you take  a look  at it.
Well,  after  that  experience, you
just can't wait  for more. Get your
ship  map   out,  and  go   to  the
Library,  again.  Now,  finish your
conversation with  Victorian. After
asking about  Sex, Larry challenges
Vicki to prove  that she's the most
sexually-  competent person  on the
ship.  He  tells  her  to  take his
scorecard, and  beat the LoveMaster
2000.  Well, needless  to say,  she
passes  with   flying  colors.  You
didn't  win  the  bet,  but you got
a record   high    score   on   the
LoveMaster  2000.  One  competition
down.

The Best Dressed Man Contest
-----------------------------------
Now  that  you're   done  with  the
LoveMaster,  onto the  Best Dressed
Competition. Get out  the ship map,
and   choose   the   Best   Dressed
Competition  area,  in  the  purple
rectangle  of  blocks.  Aww,  isn't
that  cute? A  Where's Dildo? right
next  to the  computer, beside you.
Pick  him up.  12 down,  20 to  go.
Now,   let's  see   you  blow  this
contest out of the water. Unzip the
mannequin's fly  (Yes, I'm serious)
and  discover  the  cleverly hidden
cardreader. Wow, record high score,
right?  I  mean,   isn't  two  just
a wonderful  score? Ok,  looks like
you need  to cheat on  this contest
as  well.  Take  out  your map, and
travel to Captain Queeg's Ballroom.
Since the  main doors are  open, go
on  through. Now,  besides the nude
swimmers  at  the  top,  you should
notice  a Where's  Dildo? on stage.
Go  ahead  and  punch  him with the
mouse  cursor. 13  down, 19  to go.
There  are  also  two  other dildos
hiding  behind the  chair, and  and
next to the statue. (Skipping ahead
cause   these  dildos   were  added
after,  30 down,  2 to  go, and  31
down,  1 to  go.) Now,  talk to the
woman behind the drawing table. You
find  out she's  the infamous Jamie
Lee Coitus. By  talking to her, you
learn that Calvin Klone pirated her
spring  line, and  sold it  as his.
It's  obvious she  needs your help.
Click   "Other..."   and   type  in
leisure   suits.  All   right!  Now
she'll show leisure suits, and then
retro will be in again, and you can
win the contest! But where will you
get  a  bunch  of  polyester  from?
I'll  tell you  where. Pop  up your
map, and click  on the El Replicant
Sculpture Garden. Wow. A really big
David made of playing cards, and an
almost  finished Venus  de Milo  of
casino dice. If  you look carefully
beside  David's foot,  you can  see
another  Where's  Dildo?.  14 down,
18 to  go. You gotta  some of these
dice as a souvenir. Click on Venus'
foot,  and  her  big  toe, and take
a couple  souvenir  dice.  Next, go
down, and  you're back in  the main
room.  You should  see yet  another
Where's  Dildo?  beside  the  giant
books  at the  entrance leading  to
the  library.  15  down,  17 to go.
After  you've   clicked  him,  move
right,  back   into  the  Sculpture
Garden.  The sculptor  is gone, and
you  can  climb  the  ladder of the
scaffolding  to the  Venus O' Dice.
Check  out Bob  Bitt's toolbox.  On
the    top   is    a   very   handy
screwdriver.  Go  ahead  and pocket
it. Go to your  map again, and this
time,  head for  the Employees Only
area.  It's close  to the Sculpture
Garden.  On  it,  you  see the many
faces of past  TMT contest winners,
and a big  picture of Captain Thygh
herself,  in  a  bathing  suit. And
also,   you  might   notice  a  big
security  door  with   a  bunch  of
testing  equipment  to  gain access
to. And of  course, there are those
lasers in front of you. Well, Larry
Laffer was  never one to  back away
from  a challenge.  Since you can't
die,  just  walk  right  up  to the
security door, ignoring those large
painful  weapons  that  pop  out of
everywhere as you  pass the lasers.
Click  on  the  security  door, and
choose   "Other..."  and   type  in
"Push".  I  guess  someone  left it
open just enough for you to get in.
Once  you get  inside, you  can see
a little   Where's   Dildo?  hiding
behind  one  of  the  chairs to the
right.  Click him.  16 down,  16 to
go. Now, go ahead and check out the
counter. There you  can take a tube
of KZ Sexual  Lubricant, beside the
coffee   maker;   and   a   jackpot
preventer  jumper  wire  above  the
microwave and the shaved dice bowl.
Take both of these items, and check
out  the view  of Captain  Thygh on
the  fridge (naked),  and the  wall
(barely  clothed),  and  also check
out the lockers  on the wall. Also,
read  the  message  board  until it
repeats  itself  for  some  points.
After  you've  taken   in  all  the
scenery, take out  your map, and go
to the top of the ship; the bridge.
The   first  thing   you  see,   is
a ladder,  so  you  might  as  well
climb it. This takes  you up to the
sails, take a look at them, and you
find out they are made of 100% pure
polyester.  Now if  you could  only
raise  the sails.  There's gotta be
controls  in   the  bridge,  right?
Climb  down the  pole, and  go into
the  bridge. Aww,  you see  another
Where's  Dildo? in  there. 17 down,
15  to go.  Well, the  controls you
want  to  access   are  there,  but
there's  a big  killer dog guarding
them. Hmm, nothing  we can do about
him  now.  Go  back  outside,  and;
wait!  That control  box under  the
life preserver looks  like it could
be  the controls  that we  couldn't
get to inside! Take out your trusty
screwdriver, and unscrew the cover.
Hmm, the speaker fuse, and the sail
fuse.  Since  there   are  so  many
announcements,  let's rig  it up so
that the sails  raise every time an
announcement is made. You are truly
a genius,  Larry.   Take  out  your
jumper wire,  and use it  on either
of the fuses.  Things should happen
now. Ok, climb  back up the ladder,
and wait for  an announcement. Wow,
you  actually  made  it  work!  All
right!   Now   if   you   only  had
something  to  cut  it  with. Looks
like you need to take a trip to the
dining room, Larry. That's the most
logical place that a knife would be
found. Take out the  map, and go to
The  Heaving Ho'.  First you  thing
you  notice  is  the  wonderful ice
carving  of  Captain  Thygh,  which
looks very realistic.  Go ahead and
lick  it.  Scanning  the  room, you
also see  the door at  the far side
of  the  room,  with  various signs
reading   "18   and   older  Only!"
"Closed  to the  Public!" and other
various messages.  Holding your ear
up to  the door and  listening, you
hear  that they  seem to  be having
a great time! You  want in, but the
door  is  locked.  Oh  well. As you
continue  to scan  the dining room,
you  see a  nice big  bowl of  bean
dip.  You  just  can't  resist.  Go
ahead and eat  some. Oopsies! Looks
like the dip gave  us a problem. Go
ahead and click  yourself, and find
out you have  a new option, "Fart".
Try it out.  Uh oh! CyberSniff 2000
time!! And  no matter how  much you
don't want to,  scratch number 5 on
your card,  and take a  huge whiff.
It's  like  you  were  just  beside
Larry.  Well,  looks  like  on  the
buffet  table near  the middle,  at
the bottom is  your friend, Where's
Dildo?. Go  ahead and kick  him off
the table. 18 down, 14 to go. Next,
you  see  the  meat  carver, at the
right.  Go ahead  and talk  to him.
He'll  give you  a nice  serving of
s'Pork,  that great  stuff. Talk to
him  again, and  you get  even more
s'Pork!  All right!  The good  news
is,  he's  gone,  and  you can take
whatever  you want.  And that's the
last  you'll ever  see of  Wang. He
never   comes   back.   Well,  that
strange hanging  meat has certainly
caught your eye. And one of them is
striped! Click on  it, and you find
out  it's your  good buddy, Where's
Dildo?.  19 down,  13 to  go. Also,
that  knife is  just what  you were
looking for, so pocket it. And that
heat lamp  looks nice too,  so take
the  heat  bulb.  Now,  you're  all
ready  for the  sails again.  Using
your map, head  back to the bridge,
and climb the  ladder. If the sails
aren't    up,     wait    for    an
announcement.   When   they're  up,
climb  on  the  pole,  and  use the
knife to cut some polyster. And, of
course,  shortly after  there is an
announcement,  and  the  sails come
down; with you  in them. Ironically
enough,     that's     the     last
announcement  of  the  evening, and
you  spend  all  night  in  a sail.
Morning  comes,   and  the  morning
announcement is made, and the sails
go  up, and  you fall  down on  the
bridge.  Ouch. Well,  at least  you
have the cloth.  Go back to Captain
Queeg's Ballroom, and talk to Jamie
Lee. Use the polyster on her. Well,
you end up naked...again. This time
you know  you can get  back to your
room unseen. Well,  that's what you
thought,  until  Peggy  showed  up.
Ech. Well, Larry,  Jamie Lee had to
leave   you    something   at   the
Ballroom,  right? Go  on back.  Ah,
a note! It tells  you to meet Jamie
backstage.  All   right!!!  Get  on
backstage,  and  prepare  yourself.
Well, you  end up ONstage,  but you
make  the  best  of  it,  and start
showing  off  your  fashion.  Well,
I think  they loved  it, after all,
they  ripped your  suit to  shreds.
Okay, once again,  you stumble back
to your  room with nothing  on, and
know  you  aren't   going  to  meet
anyone  on  the  way.  Instead, you
meet   a   reporter   from   Inside
Edition.  Oh well.  Now that you've
"interacted"   with    Jamie   Lee,
a bitmap  has  been  saved  in your
LSL7        directory,       called
"jamielee.bmp". I  suggest you take
a look at it.  You won't regret it.
Well, now that  the "Larry" fashion
is in, go back  to the Best Dressed
contest,  and take  another stab at
it. All right, a win! Congrats! Two
contests down.

The Craps Tournament
---------------------------
Ok,  you  feel  like  gambling now,
right? Get out your  map, and go to
the  Pair O'  Dice Casino.  What do
you  see  on  the  blackjack  seats
below?  Why,  it's  Where's Dildo?!
20 down,  12 to go.  Well, it looks
like you can't  even lose at craps,
because the table is too full. But,
you  did  notice   how  the  people
reacted to your  "problem" with the
bean dip. Maybe it'll work here. Go
back to  the dining room,  eat some
bean  dip,  and  come  back  to the
casino.  Then, go  ahead and  fart.
Sure,  it's  socially unacceptable,
but now  the craps table  is empty!
Talk  to  the  "Croupier",  and get
a feel  for his  attitude. Then, go
ahead,  and  play.  And  lose, too.
Hmm,  it looks  like those souvenir
dice with the glue would help right
now.   Nuts!  Looks   like  Jacques
won't let  you use those  dice. Use
the  souvenir dice  with the toilet
paper,  to  get  the  new, improved
completely  illegal,   but  Jacques
doesn't  know, dice.  Now that  you
got  your shaved  dice, nothing can
stop  you.  Bet   again,  and  once
Jacques gives you  the casino dice,
use your  shaved dice on  the table
instead.  Once  you  start winning,
a woman  named  Dewmi  Moore  (Nice
name, eh?) takes notice of you, and
offers you  a game of  Strip Liar's
Dice.  You accept,  of course, (The
game  has the  word "strip"  in it)
and you go to  her cabin. The rules
are  relatively easy,  you can view
them by clicking  on "How to Play".
It  takes  a  lot  of  saving,  and
restoring,  but   you'll  win.  The
first few  times you win,  she pays
for  new  dice  by  paying  up some
money,  but after  she runs  out of
money,    things    start   getting
interesting. After  your fifth win,
she  starts   taking  off  clothes.
First to go are the shoes, then her
blouse,  then her  skirt, and  then
she  buys  a  die  from  the excess
money she made off the skirt. After
that, she takes off an earring, and
then  the other  earring. Then, off
the excess money  she made off both
earrings,  she  buys  another  die.
After  that,  things  start getting
serious.  She  then  takes  off her
panties,   but   after   that,  she
doesn't buy any more die, she waits
until all her die  are gone, so you
have to win 5 more times. Then, she
starts taking off her bra, when she
offers  you a  drink to  loosen up.
You  decline  at  first,  but  then
accept.  And just  as she's  taking
off  her  bra,  you  slip into this
deep    dream    like    phycadelic
sex-oriented  state  of  mind, with
60's    music   playing    in   the
background. She's drugged ya! Well,
you wake up naked, in her pool, and
once  again  have  to  walk to your
room. Once again, someone sees you,
this   time  a   nun.  Egads!  Once
you're dressed, I  suggest you save
your   game,  load   up  a  picture
viewer,  and  view  "dewmi.bmp"  in
your LSL7 directory. It'll be worth
the time and  effort. And then, you
get  the announcement  that you won
the  craps  tournament.  Good  job!
Three contests down.

Poop Deck Horseshoes
---------------------------
After your encounter with Dewmi, go
back to her room using your map. On
the table  near the left  wall, you
see  what  she  drugged  you  with:
Orgasmic Powder! Well, no big deal.
Now  to  win  that  Cook Off. First
stop,  go  back  to  the  Promenade
Deck,  and talk  to Peggy.  Talk to
her about a Cabin Boy, and then the
break  room. And  if you  looked at
the  lockers,  and  tried  to  open
them,  then  tell   her  about  the
lockers,  and she'll  give you  the
locker to look in.  If not, go back
and  try  to  open  the lockers. Go
back to  the lockers, and  open the
second  one from  the left,  on the
bottom row. Then,  go back to Peggy
and  ask her  the combonation.  She
tells  you the  combo, 38-24-36. Go
back  to the  lockers and  punch it
in.  And  you  get  smashed  by the
locker  bay.  Go  in,  and  talk to
Xqwzts, and  talk to him  about the
dirty pictures. Then ask how he did
it,  and finally  buy the  pictures
from   him.   Next,   get   out  of
Xqwzts's room. Then, go to the main
room,   with   the   waterfall   of
champagne    a.k.a.    Das   Grande
Atriumo.  Talk to  Peter the Purser
about  everything.  Then,  use  the
white courtesy phone  on the column
next to the main desk. Call pranks.
Then, walk away from the phone, and
look at the roofs above you. On the
second  one, is  your good  pal and
mine,  Where's Dildo?  Get him.  21
down,  11 to  go. Then,  go back to
the  Promenade Deck,  and ask Peggy
about  Xqwzts.  You  find  out that
Xqwzts wants a passport very badly.
Go to the purser again, and ask him
about obtaining  your passport. You
find  out  you  need  a  Photo I.D.
Well, we got our dirty pictures, we
got mucilage, and we got a keycard.
Put  the  mucilage   on  the  dirty
pictures,  and  paste  them  on the
keycard. Bingo! Our Photo I.D. Show
it  to  the   Purser  to  get  your
passport,  and  then   go  back  to
Xqwzts. Show him  the passport, and
he runs off with it. But, he leaves
his  custodial  key.  Go  ahead and
take it. You've  just gained access
to three new areas. Now, let's take
a look at the credits, to thank the
wonderful  people   who  made  this
game. Go to the  pull down menus at
the  top, choose  Help, and  choose
About... Wow!!  Look!! It's Where's
Dildo?! 22 down, 10  to go. Now, go
ahead and thank  each member of the
Larry team. After  you're done, get
out   your  map   and  go   to  the
Ballroom. Read the  note that Jamie
Lee  left  you.   Oh  well,  Larry.
Things will get  better. Now, let's
go to your room again. Try to flush
your toilet, and  learn it's out of
water.  No  problem!  Hook  up your
fire hose to  the water pipe behind
the staircase, and flush the toilet
again.  There we  go! Now,  head on
over  to  the  Poop  Deck.  Talk to
those  large-breasted woman  in the
hot tub. So these  are the Juggs we
read  about. From  talking to them,
you'll   learn   that   by   mixing
Spandex,  Silicone  Lubricant,  and
heat,   you  get   a  nice   little
chemical  reaction  that'll provide
some  neat effects  with the Juggs.
Maybe you should try that out? Now,
go  on  to  the  Proud  Lil' Seaman
Lounge, and  head southeast. You'll
run  into   a  bar.  Talk   to  the
bartender,  and   order  some  Lime
Juice. While he's  making it, check
out  the  Where's  Dildo?  near the
west side  of the window.  23 down,
9 to go. After  he's done with your
lime   juice,   order   a  Gigantic
Erection, like Drew did. He'll tell
you it'll  take a while.  Now, when
he's  gone,  exit  the  bar, and go
into  the room  to the  left of the
bar  window.  This  is  the  Juggs'
dressing  room. Hmm,  your silicone
lubricant  looks  a  lot  like  the
deodorant on  their dressing table.
Make  a swap.  And now  you have KZ
Lubricant,  and Deodorant,  you can
make  a nice  little show.  And can
you  see the  little Where's Dildo?
behind  those hay  stacks? 24 down,
8 to  go. Also,  you can  check out
their   Karaoke  system   as  well.
Don't forget to push the red button
next  to  the  records  on your way
out!  Leave the  dressing room, and
notice that the lighting system has
come down! Take a look at the lamp,
take  out  the  current  bulb,  and
replace it with the heat lamp bulb.
That  should  do   it!  Now,  order
another Gigantic  Erection, go back
in the  dressing room, and  hit the
button again to  raise the lighting
trusses. And  one of the  times you
go in the  dressing room, if you're
lucky, you just might see the Juggs
in  there.  And  believe  me,  it's
something  you want  to see. Leave,
and go anywhere, and prompty return
to the  lounge. You should  see the
Juggs performance, and  I must say,
it's pretty  damn good. You  get to
even take part  in it! After you're
wonderful   experience,   you  once
again leave for  your room exposed.
And    a    bunch    of    Japanese
photographers  are  there  to greet
you. At this  point, open juggs.bmp
in  your LSL7  directory. You'll be
glad you did! Once again, leave for
the Lounge, and go  up on stage via
the new stairway to the right. Grab
those  chase lights  on stage,  and
head left.  Grab the remote  on the
switchboard,  and   play  with  Mr.
Karaoke,  if you  like. Once you've
gotten  everything,  get  your  map
out,  and  go   to  the  horseshoes
competition.  Do  you  see  Where's
Dildo?   to   the   right   of  the
champagne waterfall on the opposite
court? 25 down, 7  to go. Now, take
your TMT Scorecard, and shove it up
the  Centaur's  ass.  No,  I'm  not
joking.   You   get   some   spiffy
horseshoes.  Now  play,  and  lose.
Then, take  out your card  from the
horse's   ass,   and   go   to  the
Sculpture Garden.  Climb the ladder
of the Venus O'  Dice, and wrap the
Battery Powered Chase Lights on the
spike. That oughtta fix your losing
streak  at horseshoes,  as soon  as
you turn on the belt. That spike is
the horseshoe spike  from the above
deck,  if you  hadn't noticed. Head
back  to the  horseshoe area, stuff
your card in  the cardreader in the
horse, and turn on the remote. Now,
play some horseshoes  and win! Take
your  keycard,  and  listen  to the
wonderful   announcement   of   you
winning  yet  another  competition.
Four contests down.

Tail Deck Bowling
----------------------
Ok, go to  the bowling competition,
and  let's see  how well  you do at
this.  Well,   look  what's  hiding
behind  that   little  rhino  butt!
It's Where's Dildo?!  26 down, 6 to
go.  Insert your  TMT scorecard  in
between  the walrus  teeth, and get
your   bowling  ball.   Now,  play,
and...lose. Oh well. Go back to the
Employees Only lounge,  and go into
Xqwzts's  room.   Now,  using  your
screwdriver, open up  the vent, and
crawl  in.  Ah,  looks  like you're
behind the door of that locked room
in the dining room! Aha! Well, just
jump  right in!  Click on  yourself
(you're near the  right wall, kinda
at  the  top),  and  click Undress.
Well,     that     was    certainly
interesting.  Again, you  trudge to
your room naked,  and Peter gets ya
this time. Eep! While you walk down
the stairs, you notice the woman in
black  at  the  Dessert  Eating, is
sitting on  your bed. You  both get
into  a discussion,  and the  Larry
and     the     woman    completely
misunderstand   one   another.  She
gives  him  a  "sample"  of what to
expect,  and also  drops her hanky.
Once you  get dressed, pick  up the
hankie, and go  to the dining room,
and go up,  into the dessert eating
room. Take a look around, sniff the
CyberSniff 2000, and take a look at
the chair in  the lower left corner
of  the table.  You smell  the same
perfume   that   you   had  smelled
previously on that  woman in black,
and  you  find   a  life  insurance
policy under the chair. Now to find
out who this woman  is. Take a look
at  the policy,  read it,  and find
out  who she  is. Now,  go to Peter
Purser, and ask him about her. Hmm,
no luck.  Go to the  white courtesy
phone,  and  call  Boning  a couple
times.   Once  you've   called  him
twice, talk to Peter again, and ask
him  about your  account. When he's
gone, look  at his phone,  and push
the  red  LND  button  to  find out
Annette Boning's cabin number. Now,
to  pay  her  a  visit.  Go  to her
cabin,  and  open  the  door.  Now,
you're in the dark  with a bed, and
a person in the  bed who appears to
be Annette. Hop in! Well, you learn
a whole lot of  crap, including you
were  "boning"  Mr.  Boning! Yipes!
A whole      lot       of      mass
miscommunication   happens  between
Annette and Larry,  and he winds up
naked going to his room again. This
time  he  couldn't   care  less  if
someone saw him,  but then a little
girl  and  her   mommy  come.  Eek,
again!  Once you  get dressed, take
a look at  annette.bmp, it's pretty
good! Well, you don't give up easy,
so head  back to the  Boning cabin,
ring the doorbell, and talk to Mrs.
Boning. Well, Ms. now. Give her the
life insurance, and  she'll give ya
half  a billion  dollars in  stock.
But  you  wanted  to  get  laid! Oh
well, now at least  you can win the
bowling competition. How, might you
ask? Simple. Whip out Mr. Ship Map,
and choose  to go to  the Aft Hold.
Use   the  custodial   key  in  the
handle. So this  is where they make
bowling pins,  eh? I bet  you could
win  the  contest  using  that cool
little deodorant-on-the-KZ-jelly-
-things-go-boom trick.  Open up the
bowling  pin  hopper  that's  right
next   to  you,   and  spray   your
deodorant on  the pins. Now,  go in
your  inventory,  and  put  the  KZ
jelly  on  the  hanky  you got from
Annette.  Go  back  to  the bowling
alleys, and insert  your keycard in
the  walrus teeth,  take your ball,
and use it  with the treated hanky.
Now, bowl, and win! All right, that
was  quite a  show! And  now you've
won the bowling. 5 contests down.

Captain's Cook Off
-----------------------
Get out your map, and travel to the
kitchen. Can you see Where's Dildo?
in the meats? 27  down, 5 to go. Go
ahead   and   take   the   fish  in
newspaper on the  center table, and
the pot  and salt on  the southwest
table.  Also, use  the CaviarMaster
2000 on the  west table. Then, read
the magazine you just got. It tells
you  a neat  little recipe  you can
make  yourself.  All  you  need  is
beaver  milk,   lime  juice,  salt,
mold, and kumquats.  You have 3 out
of  5 things,  the others shouldn't
be  that  hard  to  get. Using your
map, go to the  Lower Aft Hold, and
use the key in the door. Now, click
on  any beaver,  and choose  Other,
and type in milk.  What a show! And
now you have  beaver milk! Next, go
to the library,  and read the books
they have. The two books you really
wanna read are the electromagnetism
one, and the Fokker one. The Fokker
one is on the right shelf, near the
middle-top, the electromagnetism is
on the left shelf, near the bottom.
Next,  travel to  the Forward Hold.
Use  the  key  in  the  handle, and
check out the Where's Dildo? hidden
behind  some luggage  to your left.
28 down, 4 to go. Now, all you need
is   mold.  Go   to  the  Captain's
Quarters,  and take  a look  at the
scoreboard.  Sheesh,  you're close!
Only one more  contest to go. Knock
on the Captain's  room, and you get
a little taste of what it's like to
be a TMT winner.  Go on back to the
Optional Clothing Pool, and look at
the  bush to  the right.  Do I  see
a little  Where's Dildo??  29 down,
3 to  go. (The  next to  last 2 are
found in the ballroom, see above to
see where  to get them,  so you end
up  with 31  of 32  dildos) Now, go
back and talk to  Drew, and get her
to  go  to  your  cabin.  After she
tells you that  she has no clothes,
and her  suitcase is locked  up, go
into  the Forward  Hold, and Drew's
suitcase will be thrown at you. Get
the  suitcase, and  travel back  to
Drew. Tell her  about the suitcase,
and   she'll  go   to  your  cabin.
However,  she takes  a shower,  and
never   comes   out.   But  there's
something you can do  to get her to
come  out.  Flush  the  toilet, and
listen  to  her  screams.  Well, it
didn't  work out  as you  expected,
you thought she could take a little
joke.  Now, you  might wanna  check
out drew.bmp, you'll like it. Leave
your cabin, and come back, and mold
should  have  grown  in  the safety
shower.  Take some.  Now, travel to
the  lounge, and  if you  listen to
the  Clinton jokes  a while, you'll
get  5 points.  Now, travel  to the
kitchen, and use  the milk with the
CyberCheese  2000. Now,  you've got
some   Beaver   cheese.   Use   the
kumquats   with  the   cheese,  and
you'll  whip up  some quiche. Also,
click on  the python that's  on the
ground  in  the  kitchen  for  some
extra points. But  the quiche still
won't   win   the   taste  contest.
I know!  Put some  of that orgasmic
powder  on  it.  That  oughtta  get
a reaction out of  those judges. Go
to the Cook-Off, and give them your
quiche.  And, of  course, you  win.
All contests are done! Congratulate
yourself, Larry.

Captain Thygh, One on One
---------------------------------
Finally, you win  the contest! Some
good luck,  for a change.  Go up to
the    Captain's    Quarters,   and
politely knock on  the door. Uh oh.
Out  comes last  week's winner, who
gives you  a warning not  to enter.
To  hell  with  him,  you've gotten
this far,  right? As you  enter the
door,  you  see  a  wonderful land,
with  green grass  and blue  skies.
You,  of course,  sensing the opera
music,   get    dressed   for   the
occasion,  and after  only one fall
in the water, race up the stairs to
meet  the wonderful  Captain Thygh.
How you wish she  was as taken with
you as  you are with  her. However,
she turns her  head in disgust, and
it crushes you.  (Kind of). But, as
I said  before, you  never give up!
After a short conversation with the
captain,   you  learn   that  she's
always  wanted  to  operate  a huge
crude  oil tanker.  Well, don't you
have those  stocks? Go on  and give
them to her,  and happily watch the
epilogue. Congratulations  on a job
well  done, Larry.  Don't forget to
look at thygh.bmp!


Easter Eggs Found So Far
------------------------
      -By clicking on the beaver in
the  library, and  choosing "Milk",
you'll  get a  little surprise next
time you go into the Juggs dressing
room.

      -By clicking on  the plant in
front of Drew, and choosing "push",
you'll get a little surprise.

     More easter eggs to come soon.

Check the file LSL7ITEM.TXT for
item list!!!!!