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#############
#GemZ Extras#
#############
@ gz.extras = 1
#added by request -- Ripped from Kanji :)
alias bleah {
if ([$0]) {
^msg $0 \\|/ ____ \\|/ \\|/ ____ \\|/
^msg $0 ~@-/ oO \\-@~ ~@-/ Oo \\-@~
^msg $0 /_\( \\__/ \)_\\ Bleah!! /_\( \\__/ \)_\\;
^msg $0 \\__U_/ \\_U__/
gecho BLEAH launched on $0.
}{gecho Usage: /BLEAH <nick/channel>}
}
alias bork {
if (C) {
@ _o.s = lastserver()
@ _o.t = _dfn($_o.s)
evalserver $_o.s @ _o.n = N
evalserver $_o.s @ _o.c = C
evalserver $_o.s nick SwdshChef
evalserver $_o.s WAIT
evalserver $_o.s saysend $_o.c bork bork bork bork
evalserver $_o.s nick $_o.n
@ _rfn($_o.s $_o.t)
purge _o
}{gecho Yer not on a channel in this window.}
}
alias _dfn {
@ function_return = fn[$servergroup($0)]
@ fn[$servergroup($0)] = 0
}
alias _rfn {@ fn[$servergroup($0)] = [$1]}
alias fozzie {
if (C) {
@ _o.s = lastserver()
@ _o.t = _dfn($_o.s)
evalserver $_o.s @ _o.c = C
evalserver $_o.s @ _o.n = N
evalserver $_o.s nick _fozzie_
evalserver $_o.s WAIT
evalserver $_o.s saysend $_o.c wakka wakka wakka
evalserver $_o.s nick $_o.n
@ _rfn($_o.s $_o.t)
purge _o
}{gecho Your not in a channel in this window.}
}
alias beaker {@ o.n = [$N];nick _Beaker_;WAIT;say meep meep meep meep;nick $o.n;^assign -o.n}
alias gimpkick {
@ _g.s = lastserver()
@ _g.t = _dfn($_g.s)
@ _g.n = N
@ _g.c = C
if (ischanop($_g.n $_g.c)) {
evalserver $_g.s saysend $_g.c $0, I think The Gimp would love a piece of meat like you...
evalserver $_g.s saysend $_g.c You're the kind of piece of shit trash he likes...
evalserver $_g.s nick _The_Gimp_
evalserver $_g.s WAIT
evalserver $_g.s saysend $_g.c ARRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!
evalserver $_g.s saysend $_g.c I'm gonna drill you a new asshole!!!
evalserver $_g.s WAIT
evalserver $_g.s me Bends $0 over and "goes to town" on him!
evalserver $_g.s saysend $_g.c AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
evalserver $_g.s saysend $_g.c Feels so fuckin good don't it boy!!!!?????
evalserver $_g.s WAIT
evalserver $_g.s me zip up $gender leather pants and leaves $0 crying and rubbing his ass!
evalserver $_g.s //kick $_g.c $0 You're good...you should give references...
evalserver $_g.s nick $_g.n
@ _rfn($_g.s $_g.t)
}{gecho You're not a channel Operator}
purge _g
}
#
alias soupkick {
@ _s.s = lastserver()
@ _s.t = _dfn($_s.s)
@ _s.c = C
if (ischanop($N $C)) {
evalserver $_s.s @ _s.n = N
evalserver $_s.s nick Soup_Nzi
evalserver $_s.s Wait
evalserver $_s.s saysend $_s.c VAT!??!??!!!!
evalserver $_s.s //kick $_s.c $0 N() S()UP F()R Y()U
evalserver $_s.s Wait
evalserver $_s.s nick $_s.n
@ _rfn($_s.s $_s.t)
}
purge _s
}
#ripped from Kanji_man
alias gerbilkick {
if (ischanop($N $C)) {
@ old_nick = N
say $0, watch out for the giant gerbil...
say I hear he likes MomoBoys like you...
nick _Gerbil_
WAIT
me towers above the entire channel... looking for pleasure...
me reaches down and grabs $0 by the shoulders with one claw...
WAIT
me bends over, parts both cheeks with the other claw...
WAIT
me begins to scream as a muffled shreek can be heard from $0
/k $0 SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEECH!
nick $old_nick
^assign -old_nick
}{gecho You're not a channel operator}
}
###Pimp Ideas Ripped from PimpToolz
alias pimpslap {
if (ischanop($N $C)) {
@ old_nick = N
nick PimpGuido
WAIT
say WhaT HaPPenS wHeN YeR hO dOn'T WoRk??
/k $0 !PiMPSlaP HeR!
WAIT
nick $old_nick
WAIT
^assign -old_nick
}{gecho You're not a channel operator}
}
alias pimpkick {
if (ischanop($N $C)) {
@ old_nick = N
nick PimpGuido
WAIT
say WHAT IS THE MEANING OF PIMP?
say PiMP = PoWeR!
say PiMP = PoWeR!
say PiMP = PoWeR!
WAIT
/k $0 !PiMP-PoWeR! !PiMP-PoWeR!
WAIT
nick $old_nick
WAIT
^assign -old_nick
}{gecho You're not a channel Operator}
}
alias stinkkick {
if (ischanop($N $C)) {
say ShiT SomEThinG FuXinG StINkS!!!
/k $0 !ThaT'S BeTTeR!
}{gecho You're not a channel Operator}
}
alias lamahkick {
if (ischanop($N $C)) {
say I'M A LaMaH HawK...
say HuNtInG FoR A LaMaH...
/k $0 !FuXinG LaMaH!
}{gecho You're not a channel Operator}
}
#-------------------------------------------------------------------------#
#Swedish Chef Filter by gemini
alias chefsay {
@ in_line = [$0-]
fe ($in_line) _in_word {
switch ($_in_word) {
(bork) {@ _out_line = _out_line ## [$_in_word]}
(*tion) {
@ _len = [$@_in_word] - 4
@ _out_line = [$_out_line ]##[$subchef($left($_len $_in_word))]##[shun]
}
(an) {@ _out_line = _out_line ## [un ]}
(the) {@ _out_line = _out_line ## [zee ]}
(*) {@ _out_line = _out_line##[$subchef($_in_word)]
}
}
}
say $_out_line
^assign -_out_line;^assign -_in_line;^assign -_in_word
}
alias chefme {
@ in_line = [$0-]
fe ($in_line) _in_word {
switch ($_in_word) {
(bork) {@ _out_line = _out_line ## [$_in_word]}
(*tion) {
@ _len = [$@_in_word] - 4
@ _out_line = [$_out_line ]##[$subchef($left($_len $_in_word))]##[shun]
}
(an) {@ _out_line = _out_line ## [un]}
(the) {@ _out_line = _out_line ## [zee]}
(*) {@ _out_line = _out_line##[$subchef($_in_word)]
}
}
}
me $_out_line
^assign -_out_line;^assign -_in_line;^assign -_in_word
}
alias chefmsg {
@ in_line = [$1-]
fe ($in_line) _in_word {
switch ($_in_word) {
(bork) {@ _out_line = _out_line ## [$_in_word]}
(*tion) {
@ _len = [$@_in_word] - 4
@ _out_line = [$_out_line ]##[$subchef($left($_len $_in_word))]##[shun]
}
(an) {@ _out_line = _out_line ## [un]}
(the) {@ _out_line = _out_line ## [zee]}
(*) {@ _out_line = _out_line ##[$subchef($_in_word)]
}
}
}
/msg $0 $_out_line
^assign -_out_line;^assign -_in_line;^assign _in_word
}
alias subchef {
@ __bork = [$0]
fec ($__bork) _bork {
switch ($_bork) {
(a) {@ bork_return = bork_return ## [e]}
(e) {@ bork_return = bork_return ## [i]}
(f) {@ bork_return = bork_return ## [ff]}
(i) {@ bork_return = bork_return ## [ee]}
(v) {@ bork_return = bork_return ## [f]}
(o) {@ bork_return = bork_return ## [u]}
(u) {@ bork_return = bork_return ## [oo]}
(w) {@ bork_return = bork_return ## [v]}
#(.) {@ bork_return = bork_return ## [. Bork Bork Bork!]}
(!) {@ bork_return = bork_return ## [! Bork Bork Bork!]}
(*) {@ bork_return = bork_return ## [$_bork]}
}
}
@ FUNCTION_RETURN = [$bork_return ]
^assign -bork_return;^assign -_bork;^assign -__bork
}
alias postal {
if (C) {
@ _p.s = lastserver()
@ _p.t = _dfn($_p.s)
@ _p.c = C
@ _p.mn = N
evalserver $_p.s if (ischanop($_p.mn $_p.c)) {
if ([$0]==[all]) {
evalserver $_p.s @ _p.l = chanusers($_p.c)
}{
evalserver $_p.s fe ($chanusers($_p.c)) _p.u {if (!ischanop($_p.u $_p.c)) {@ _p.l = [$_p.l $_p.u]}}
}
@ _p.n = [$mid(0 3 $_p.mn)]
@ _p.n = [$_p.n]##[Postal]
@ _p.o = [$_p.mn]
evalserver $_p.s /me suddenly has an urge to become a postal worker.
evalserver $_p.s /nick $_p.n
evalserver $_p.s WAIT
evalserver $_p.s /me grabs an assault weapon and picks a random person...
evalserver $_p.s //kick $_p.c $word($rand($#_p.l - 1) $_p.l) pOsTaLkIcK vIcTiM
evalserver $_p.s /nick $_p.o
@ _rfn($_p.s $_p.t)
}{gecho You don't own a gun, You can't go postal without one!}
}{gecho Not in a channel, how can you go postal???}
purge _p
}
alias gz.unloadextras {
^alias -bleah;^alias -bork;^alias -fozzie;^alias -beaker
^alias -postal;^alias -chefme;^alias -chefsay;^alias -subchef
^alias -gimpkick;^alias -soupkick;^alias -gerbilkick;^alias -pimpslap
^alias -pimpkick;^alias -pimpslap;^alias -lamahkick;^alias -stinkkick
^assign -gz.extras;
^timer 1 ^alias -gz.unloadextras
^timer 2 makegemzmenu
}