Labels:text | screenshot | font OCR: HeadLine BITS? Page 8 * Man Hospitalized; Police Say Wife Sat On His Head * Police Called in To Quell Librarians * Suspect In Bank Robbery Was Either Man Or Woman * Man Gets Probation For Violating Probation * Cop On Tractor Nabs 43 Speeders * Wife Tears Off Testicle In Row * St. Joe Needs New ' Image' After Losing Dick * Man Charged In Shooting Over Haircut * People Who Are Blind Can Rent Cars From Hertz * To Save Severed Foot, It's Sewn To His Arm * Man Shoots Self In Head, But Doesn't Know It Greyhound Faces Loss Of Newly HIred Replacement Drivers As Strike Continues (pictured: a team of huskys and a snow sled. ) * Sexologists Meet For Multiple Orgasm Talks * Christ's Death To Be Observed By Witnesses * Billy Graham Revival To Attract Large Crow * Bridegroom Of Four Days Takes Time Out ...