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Demanding a direct answer from a bureaucrat is like eating with rubber
chopsticks.
-- New York Times, Jan. 20, 1981
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Legislation is a series of catastrophes that results in a policy.
-- New York Times, Jan. 20, 1981
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Speaking on the record to a journalist is like feeding noodles to a tiger.
-- New York Times, Jan. 20, 1981
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It is wise to have one's own lawyer as attorney general, for it is written
that the eunuch will not molest the concubines.
-- New York Times, Jan. 20, 1981
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The Synthetic Fuels Corporation, like the egg roll, is shrimp surrounded
by dough.
-- New York Times, Jan. 20, 1981
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The politicians's passion is to be mistaken for a statesman.
-- New York Times, Jan. 20, 1981
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Death comes to any idea imprisoned in the mind of a lawmaker.
-- New York Times, Jan. 20, 1981
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Finding out what goes on in the C.I.A. is like performing acupuncture on
a rock.
-- New York Times, Jan. 20, 1981
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For a lawyer to feast on meat of the shark is a form of cannibalism.
-- New York Times, Jan. 20, 1981
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The humble bureaucrat, like the bass, dwells at the bottom of the pond but
grows fat.
-- New York Times, Jan. 20, 1981
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Thre is no truth that cannot be obscured by public relations.
-- New York Times, Jan. 20, 1981
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The confusion of a staff member is measured by the length of
his memos.
-- New York Times, Jan. 20, 1981
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A clear conscience needs no public information officer.
-- New York Times, Jan. 20, 1981
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Fortune favors the Feds.
-- New York Times, Jan. 20, 1981
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A lobbyist's pagoda is build on a foundation of night soil.
-- New York Times, Jan. 20, 1981
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The Cabinet is a pig, a serpent, a tiger and an ox brought together and
told to produce offspring.
-- New York Times, Jan. 20, 1981
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To revive the domestic auto industry by deregulation is to offer aphrodisiacs
to the dead.
-- New York Times, Jan. 20, 1981
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A wise man would no sooner appoint a contractor to a position of trust
that a President would ask Taiwan to guard the mainland.
-- New York Times, Jan. 20, 1981
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A dentist may decree that oil production increase, and a goose may command
that the Great Wall leap into the air.
-- New York Times, Jan. 20, 1981
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To expect a former senator to be content in the Cabinet is to hope
that a warlord will find serenity as a slave.
-- New York Times, Jan. 20, 1981
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You may get the Goverment off the backs of the people, but they
will soon demand to be remounted.
-- New York Times, Jan. 20, 1981
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A general leading the State Department resembles a dragon commanding ducks.
-- New York Times, Jan. 20, 1981
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Asking a Republican Senate and Democratic House to make a law is like
trying to fry a single egg in two pans.
-- New York Times, Jan. 20, 1981
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A scholar sent to the United Nations is condemned to attend an eternity of
faculty meetings.
-- New York Times, Jan. 20, 1981
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