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 Where we operate at a 90° angle to reality
 I'm grinning from 'ere to 'ere 
  {COMMO} {COMMO} COM doobie do down down  
 This side up 
The invisible tagline.
! Not on your life !
!edis gnorw eht morf siht ta gnikool era uoY
" Every little BYTE helps "
" Go 'head and steal my tagline it flatters me."
" If All Fails, READ THE DOCS ! "
"42? 7 and a half million years and all you can come up w
"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981
"A newspaper is a collection of half-injustices"
"Alaskan Visuals" by A. Roaring Boring Alice
"All humans things are subject to decay."
"Apple" (c) Copyright 1767, Sir Isaac Newton.
"Are you a Klingon, or is that a turtle on your head?■"
"Are you saying we should tax... Thingy?"
"Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?"
"Are your cookies made with real Girl Scouts?"
"At last I'm organized", he sighed, and died.
"Be vewy, vewy quiet. I'm hunting tagwines!"
"Beam me aboard, Scotty!"  "A 2x4, sir??"
"Beulah, peel me a grape."
"But once you are real, you can't become unreal again."
"But the pusher don't care / If u live or u die"
"Call waiting", great if you have two friends
"Conclusion": the place  where you got tired of thinking
"Could you continue your petty bickering? I find it most
"Dok-tor - oowoo oowoo"
"Don't mince words, @FN@ ... what do you *REALLY* think?"
"Don't use our trashcan, it's only for apples!"
"Early to bed, early to rise makes people suspicious."
"Ensign Pillsbury?  He's BREAD, Jim!"
"Every why hath a wherefore."
"Floggings will continue until morale improves!"
"Florence of Arabia" -- feminist camelmanship
"Garlic roll, Barnabas?" "Garlic? Aieeeee!!"
"Ground Beef" -- A Cow With No Legs!
"He was a man, all and all, I shall not look upon his lik
"He's dead Jim."
"Help! I've fallen and can't get up." A. Tree
"Here Bunny, Bunny, Bunny..."
"Hi, my Goldfish looks just like yours!"
"Hit me again, I love it!" Soddam Hussein
"How can you be so deaf with those huge ears?"
"I am a doughnut." --John F. Kennedy
"I do not think you will accept my help, as I'm waiting t
"I said a BUD LIGHT." - J. d'Arc
"I say we nuke the site from Orbit, it's the only way to
"I wanna be around to pick up the pieces...."
"I wish I'd stolen that tagline."  "You will, you will!"
"I'm Having A Ball Doing Nothing At All"
"I'm not the one that misplaced the Deltivid asteroid bel
"If it works, don't mess with it" school graduate
"If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster..."
"In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye..."
"Is that seat saved?"  "No, but we're praying for it!"
"Junior, quit playing with your floppy!"
"May you live all the days of your life." Swift
"Men, in general, are but great great children" Napoleon
"Milhouse, we live in the age of cooties!"  - Bart Simpso
"Modem," said the gardener when he'd finished the lawn
"Monopoly? No, we just don't want competition" --Intel
"Mr. Worf, fire phasers at @FN@" ... Zzzzzap!
"My favorite color?  Red.  No, BluAAAAAHHH!"
"NO KILL I"  -  HORTA
"Not a problem."--Parker Lewis
"Oops." -- Richard Nixon
"Paid off"?  What does that mean?
"Put knot yore trussed in spel chequers!"
"Question and die", sayeth the CZAR!!!!
"Quick and Dirty Program" is only half right.
"Quiet"...is an impossibility these days...
"Said the fly, "Let us flee." Said the flea "Let us fly."
"Scotty, beam me up another Blue Wave message."
"She's got a mortgage on my body and a lease upon my soul
"She's so fat that when she sings, it's over."
"Silly wabbit, QWKs are for kids."
"Socialism and Nazism is the same."  - Adolf Hitler
"Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar" - Freud
"Sometimes you just have to say 'What the heck'"
"Take my Worf......please"-Data
"Tell me, is this Heaven?"  "No, it's Iowa."
"The abstract means nothing to me!" Rorschach.
"The more RAM you have, the better", M. Chambers
"The pen really is mightier than the sword!"
"These are not kid gloves, Mr. Valiant"
"This sentence no verb." - Douglas R. Hofstader
"Too much of a good thing is wonderful." <Mae West>
"Toto, I don't think we're in DOS anymore..."
"Transporter chief @LN@, beam the landing party to the br
"U.S.S. @LN@, lower your shields and prepare to be boarde
"Wanna byte my bit?"
"We must laugh at man, to avoid crying for him" Napoleon
"We're Going North Like Hell"
"What is your favorite color?"  "Blue - no - yel"
"What's 'e matter w' that thing?" - Scotty
"What?!? This isn't the Files section?!?"
"Who is #1?"  "You are, #6."
"Who put the bomp in the bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp?"
"With our judgements as our watches, none go just alike."
"Woman must be a genius to create a good husband." Balzac
"Yea, Verily, and the blind shall C."
"Yes dear, one more star WILL fit on that collar
"Yield to temptation, it may not pass your way again." -
"Yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation" - DRH
"You are the Assessor. You have the power to Tax."
"You are the Skeptic. You have the power to Doubt."
"You keep saying that, I don't think it means what you th
"You shouldn't have anymore problems..."
"You're good, kid, but as long as I'm around..."
#*(%#)>@<#%NO CARRIER
#define flame_retardant  I know you are, but what am I?
$$$$$$$$ Money is the root of all wealth $$$$$$$$
$1000 reward for finding this man:
&   <:=======   -Snake stalking ampersand
'C' What?
'Cause that's the way the computer crumbles.
'Personal hygene is the key to success'- W. Nels
'til you come back to me, that's what I'm gonna do...
(!@&*#%^!#%) Censored by GAWD Himself...
((((((((((HYPNOTIC))))))))(((((((TAGLINE))))))))
(((((This message in Stereo where available)))))
((wrong && wrong) != right)
(1) Ignore (2) Retry (3) Abort (4) MeltDown
(A)bort (F)ail (T)oss computer across room
(A)bort (R)etry (I)nfluence with large hammer
(A)bort (R)etry (S)ue
(A)bort, (R)epent, (I)gnorant?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail, (G)rab_Hammer
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (K)ick system?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (S)orry I Asked!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (P)anic
(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)ell it
(D)inner not ready:  (A)bort (R)etry (P)izza
(W)indows,(I)cons,(M)ice,(P)ointers,(S)heesh!
(char *)lie = "brown";
(huskily) Oh, yes!  Scan me NOW!  ║▐║│║│█│║▌│║▌││
(takeoffs == landings) ? win() : lose()
(°U°) What are you lookin' at??
* * * WELCOME HOME THE TROOPS * * *
TAKE A KID CAMPING THIS SUMMER....AND LEAVE'M!
*** TAGLINE BAN IN EFFECT IN THIS CONFERENCE ***
**** Nothing Follows ****
************ ßeta testers are CRAZY! ************
***********<<< Expletive Deleted! >>>***********
**FLASH** Everready Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
*- I read it on the Continuum -*
*FLASH* Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
*I* didn't do it, the *computer* did it!
*Who WAS that masked mailer?*
- A RAM is a terrible thing to waste.
- BBSing: Files, folks and fun.
- FOR SYSOP USE ONLY - Do not write below this line.
- How're you going to do it?  Upgrade It!
- Q: 386+387?       A: 486-8K
- The Def. of Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in
- This space for Rent -
- Thou shall not kill, unless it's for dinner!
- this space intentionally left blank -
- » Most people deserve each other! « -
- » Time is forever -- a diamond is only temporary « -
- » Today is cancelled due to lack of interest! « -
-- Nature always sides with the hidden flaw! --
---      There's ALWAYS one more bug!      ---
--- A naked man fears no pickpocket ---
---- Who do you call to exorcise software ?? ----
------------ Out of Order -------------
--T-A+G-L-I+N-E--+M-E-A+S-U-R+I-N-G+--G-A+U-G-E--
->BOREALIS is where I'm at.
... Ensign, Engage!
... So it is Written, So Let it be Done!
......<-Stealth Tagline
...Now where did I put that fire extinguisher?
...and all the children are above average
...and in between are the doors.
...and never, ever cut a deal with a dragon.
...and that is how we know the Earth is banana-shaped
...and they lived happily ever after.
...and this is your brain with a side order of bacon.
...but have you tried PRUNES?
...going where no clusters have gone before.
...only a test. Had this been an actual tagline...
...square root,cube root,log of pi;let's go get'em RPI!
...whose food is night, winter, and death.
0x2B || !0x2B   -Hamlet
1 + 2 = 3; Therefore, 4 + 5 = 6.
1 Minute Shut Mouth Worth 1 Hour Explanation
11th Commandment: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's tag
186,000/mps.  It's not just a good idea.  It's the law.
1912 - U.S. Income tax enacted to tax wealthiest 5%.
1991 - The Year of the Palindrome
1st Law of Thermodynamics: Go to class!!
2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
2 wrongs don't make a right - but 3 lefts do!
2 wrongs don't make right but 3 rights make left
2+2=3.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
2+2=5... It HAS to, the computer says so.
20 years experience.... or 1 year repeated?
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, Hmmm.....
3 x 10^8 m/s. Not just a good idea, it's the law
43% of all statistics are worthless.
43.3% of statistics are meaningless!
4Dos, without it your PC is broken!
4Sale, braille dictionary like new, must see 2 appreciate
50 states, and I had to pick this one...
5¼" hard is better than 3½" floppy.
600 meg hard drive...5 megs free...
667:  Satan's neighbor...
69, 714, 2112 : Sex, drugs, and Rock and Roll!
74% of all statistics are made up on the spot
90% of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at.
: FORTH   CREATE program that DOES> what is needed . ;
:-) I don't wanna, I don't wanna.....Aw zipit kid...(-:
<-- Why the funny square?
<----- The information went data way ----->
<< Politically Un-Corrct Tagline Deleted! >>
<<< Tagline deleted by Natl Endowment for the Arts >>>
<>>>>>>>>>>>>  SURF NAKED  <<<<<<<<<<<<>
<A>bort <R>etry <S>hoot the SOB!
<Ctrl><Alt><Del> to read the next message
<F6> - Add Tagline
<I>nferior, <B>ut <M>arketable
==================Taggig linje==================
>> If you can't be offensive WHY BOTHER?      <<
>>THE PS/2!<< IT'S! hummm, uhhhh IBM COMPATIBLE!
?? Fatal Logic Error - Engage Brain and (R)etry
A "PROGRAM" is used to turn data into error messages.
A .45 beats a royal flush EVERY TIME
A Dirty Mind is a Terrible Thing to Waste
A GOOD friend KEEPS the surplus zucchini!!
A Long Nose Is Forever.
A Penny earned is a Penny owed (Probably to Uncle Sam)
A Penny saved is a Penny earned. The rest is Uncle Sam's.
A Qmodem is a happy modem!
A STOIC brings the baby; a CYNIC is where you wash it.
A Tagline is a terrible thing to waste.
A USRHST-world's most powerful modem-feeling lucky- punk?
A Warriors Drink -- Well that Explains a lot.
A bird in the bush can't mess in your hand!
A bird in the bush is better than one just overhead.
A bird in the bush....HURTS!
A bird in the hand is a big mistake.
A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.
A block away he wondered if he'd left behind a clue...
A bottle of wine, boudin rouge, and her!
A bug is a feature that didn't make it into the manual.
A cat a day will keep the Salmon away!!
A chicken is an egg's way of producing more eggs.
A classic is a book that is praised but not read
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
A clean, neat, desk is a sign of a sick mind.
A clear conscience is merely the result of bad memory.
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
A cynic smells flowers and looks for the casket.
A day without sunshine is like night.
A farmer is always going to be rich next year.
A fate worse than death: To be married alive.
A father is a banker provided by nature.
A feature is a bug with seniority.
A fool and his money are my best friends!
A fool and his money are soon partying!
A fool and his money is my kind of customer!
A friend in need is a pest indeed.
A girl a day keeps the wife away.
A good dog barks when told.
A good pun is its own reword.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
A hen is an egg's way of making another egg.
A husband is a lover who pushed his luck too far.
A liar isn't believed even when he speaks the truth.
A little greed can get you lots of stuff
A little inaccuracy saves a lot of explanation.
A living example of Artificial Intelligence.
A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and <occupant>.
A man forgives only when he is in the wrong
A man serves best, when he serves himself.
A man who steals his neighbor's wife is not alone
A mind is a terrible thing to taste.
A nose in artificial manure is not studying nature.
A nuclear war can ruin your whole day...
A penny earned is Cheap labor..
A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act it out
A penny saved is a Congressional error
A penny saved is a Congressional oversight.
A penny saved is a penny earned. The rest is the IRS's.
A penny saved is a penny.
A penny saved is not worth very much.
A penny saved is ridiculous.
A penny saved is worthless.
A person in a passion rides a mad horse.
A person is a lion in his own cause.
A person without a navel lives within all of us.
A pill a day keeps the stork away.
A poor excuse is better than no excuse! <grin>
A pretty .GIF is like a melody
A programmer's work is never done. <Sigh!>
A right delayed is a right denied.
A rolling fat woman gathers no flour.
A seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago.
A stumble may prevent a fall.
A thing of beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
A turkey roast is a foul ball...
A virtuoso is a musician with real high morals
A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
A wholesome mind is wasted potential.
A wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn
A wok is what you throw at a wabbit.
A yawn is a silent shout.
A*C, who said A*C?
A:  I don't know  and I don't care.
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!
AAcckk!!  II''mm iinn hhaallff dduupplleexx
ABORT: Drivel filter is compromised!
AGGHHhhh, 4 AM Already!
AIDS -- The Plague Denied by the ACLU the AMA and man!
ALL PRICES INCLUDE POSTAGE IN THE U.S.
ALWAYS tell the truth - Unless something better is handy.
AND, it frees my palm to do other things!
ANTIQUE STRIPPER TO DISPLAY WARES AT STORE
ARRRRRGGGHHH!!!! ... Tension breaker, had to be done.
ASCII and it shall be given unto you.
ASCII silly questions and you'll get some silly ANSI
ASCII stupid question...get a stupid ANSI.
Abandon all hope, ye who press ──┘ here
Abandon hope, all ye who <ENTER> here!
Above all things, reverence yourself
Abstinence is a good thing if practiced in moderation
Accidents cause people.
Acetone = What you do in exercise class...
Actions are neither as good nor as evil as impulses.
Actions from sanity are not necessarily from feeling.
Adam ate the apple, and our teeth still ache.
Adam's Rib: The original bone of contention.
Advice is a dangerous commodity.
Affirmative action rewards underachievement.
After dinner, he said, "Your modem or mine?"
Age is a hell of a price to pay for maturity.
Ah come on, just this one last little feature
Ah-ooooh, where was the thunder?
Ahh! Come on George, just this one last little feature!
Ain't WP Macro's *FUN*...!!!
Ain't Winter Grand?
Ain't nerd-life grand?
Air bags...Inflation we can live with!
Air controllers nightmare: A pack of F-117s landing.
Air pollution is a mist demeanor.
Alas! The poor Tagline. I knew it well.
Albatross!
Algol is not just a star
Alimony: the fee a woman charges for name-dropping
All I need is a Wave and a board to surf it on.
All animals are equal, some more than others.
All for one and one for ONE!
All generalizations are false
All hope abandon, ye who enter messages here.
All in a days work for "Confuse-a-Cat"
All left-handed people, please raise your right hand!
All men are born equal.  The tough job is to outgrow it.
All mimsy were the borogoves
All other boards have no RIME or reason...
All programmers want arrays.
All reality is aspect dependent.
All right, we'll call it a draw.
All sysops are not user friendly!
All the world is indeed a stage... Shakespear
All wiyht.  Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
All words are pegs on which to hang ideas.
All's well that ends well - E. A. Poe
All's well that ends.
Alright degenerates. I want this place empty NOW!
Always a tag line!
Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it.
Always forgive your enemies.  They -HATE- that!
Always question Authority; oft venal and rong
Am I wise, or otherwise? <grin>
Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound
America:  log on or log off
Amityville - A good Place To Be From - Far From!
An Electrician gets into people's shorts!
An Elephant Is Just A Mouse Built To Gov't Specs!
An appeaser feeds a crocodile, hoping to be eaten last.
An electrician worries about current events
An expert is someone from out of town.
An optimist is a guy without much experience...
An ounce of pretention's worth a pound of manure...
Anarchists of the world-- UNITE!!
Anarchists unite!
Anarchy is against the law!
And God said: E = ½mv² - Ze²/r, and there was light!
And if I come again I will receive you unto myself!
And if Iraqs primary export was broccoli?
And now a word from our sponser.
And now for something completely different!
And on the seventh day He took an aspirin.
And shun the frumious Bandersnatch
And so with vorpal sword in hand
And the men who hold high places...
And this is what you do for fun.
And, pray tell, whose imagination are you a figment of?
Animal Testing = Animal Suffering..
Another bit of knowledge from the Hollywood Typographer
Another font of knowledge from the Typographer
Answers: $1, Short: $5, Correct: $25, dumb looks are stil
Antenna coupling: insect foreplay
Anti-Mickeys of the world: Unite
Any body seen my tagline...?
Any certainty is a delusion.
Any given program, when running, is obsolete.
Any job worth doing is worth complaining about.
Anyone could do it with manuals...
Anyone who remembers the 60's...wasn't there.
Anything free is worth what you pay for it.
Anything that can go wr ... # ^% Bus Error -- Core Dumped
Apathy Error: Don't bother striking any key.
Appreciate me now - and avoid the rush.
Arabs wear turbines on their heads
Architecture is the art of how to waste space.
Are CD's really the Pits?
Are Casey and Kildare a "paradox"?
Are Cheerios really donut seeds?
Are RAM chips better than EWE chips?
Are dog biscuits made from collie flour?
Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?
Are thunder thighs produced by "eat" lighting?
Are we having fun yet?
Are you after MY pervert award or what??????
Are you into casual sex, or should I dress up?
Are you sure (N/N)?
Are you talking to me  (°¿°)...?
Aristotle was all wet!
Artificial Intelligence: The other guy's opinion.
Artificial intelligence.  Natural stupidity.
As I said before, I NEVER repeat myself!
As confused as a termite in a yo-yo
As easy as 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716
As for me, all I know is that I know nothing.
As your Doctor I advise you to drink heavily.
Ask me about space hamsters.
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it
Ask others for help and be in debt forever!
Asphault = Proctologist's malpractice insurance
Aspirin is an OK contraceptive, hold it between the knees
Atheism is a non-prophet organization!
Atheistic dyslexics don't believe in dog
Auntie Em: Hate you,hate Kansas, aking the dog.- Dorothy
Author of "Lead, follow, or get outta the way."
Author of "Zilch."
Autistics commit senseless violence.  Film at 11.
Avatar terminal, the long distance co.'s nightmare
Avenge the death of the working class!
Avoid Computer virus - practice safe HEX!
BABY ON BOARD -just means five more points
BBS 'till you drop - carrier
BCPL -> B -> C !!! No wonder C is so cryptic!
BETA testing is hazardous to your health.
BEWARE - Tagline Thief in this echo
BREAKFAST.COM Halted .... Cereal port not responding!
BS (bee ess): n. An uninformed statement.
BTW, FWIW, IMHO, yes. OTOH, AAMOF, maybe not.
BTW: Between The Words
BYTE ME -- BYTE ME -- BYTE ME -- BYTE ME
Baby Philosophy - If it stinks, change it.
Baby on board!
Back up my hard disk? I can't find the reverse switch!
Backup is for whimps!
Backup no encontrado ! : (R)eintento, (P)ánico ?
Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
Backup not found: (P) Panic (Any Other Key) Panic.
Backup not found: (a)bort (r)etry (s)it sheba
Bacteria acts more intelligent than human beings
Bad Credit? No Credit? No Problem.  No Money? Problem.
Bad Girl: nothing but a good girl found out.
Bad is never good until worse happens
Badges?  We don't need no stinkin' badges!
Bang, You're Dead!
Barium:  What you do when CPR fails...
Bastards do have a redeemable feature:  mortality.
Batches, batches, we don' need no steenkin' batches!
Batman IS Mr.Mom?!?!
Batman, was around here somewhere
Bats fly in the dark because they see better...?
Bavarian aphorism #2: Mir san mir, host me?
Be a Lert -- what the world needs is more Lerts!
Be carefull out there
Be different DON'T speak your mind!
Be good to your ENVIRONMENT -- Purge your TREE
Be part of the solution--not part of the problem
Be sure not to start a tagline you can't finis
Be suspicious of all native-born Esperanto speakers.
Be vewy vewy quiet.  I'm hunting wabbits.
Beam me up Scotty. This isn't the men's room.
Beam me up, there's no intelligent life here!
Beat it through the lines
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder....
Beauty is skin deep, ugly goes to the bone.
Become a programmer and never see the world!!
Been there, done that, got the T-shirt.
Beep, Beep... nope, not felix the cat...
Beer cans empty! Memory Full! Zzzzzzzzzz!!!
Beer!  It's not just for breakfast anymore.....
Beer. It's not just for breakfast anymore!
Before backing up ... make a backup
Before you louse something up, THIMK!
Behind every argument is someone's ignorance.
Behind every succesfull man is woman with nothing to wear
Being old sucks!
Being paranoid doesn't mean they _aren't_ out to get you!
Being young is...I don't remember anymore!
Believe me... It's a hardware problem or a Virus
Bell announces, FREE call waiti╪ngôµ╪*Ñ8>ƒ
Best way to be useful - stay out of the way.
Beta version - too buggy to be released.
Better Bullshipping thru Science!
Better to marry a man who loves you than one you love.
Beware of attacking SPEED HUMPS!
Beware of geeks bearing GIFS!
Beware of men who won't be bothered with details
Beware of true believers you may be duped by a false god.
Beware of what you ask of the Gods, for they may....
Beware the Jubjub bird
Beware the fury of a patient man.                  Dryden
Beware! I'm armed and have suffered from PMS all my life.
Big nostrils? Look at your finger size!
Bigamist = Italian fog
Bigomy: one wife too many.  Monogamy: same idea.
Bill Gates, have 'em write _real_ code...
Bill and Ted's excellent adventure happened in Florida
Binary Choir = 1ö1ö1ö1ö1ö1ö1ö1ö1
Bit Decay!?  Díd yöù såÿ ßì┬ Déçªy¡¿
Bière qui coule ne manque pas de mousse.
Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla
Black Holes happened when God divided by Zero
Black Holes were created when God divided by zero!
Black holes are outa sight!
Black holes are where God forgot to cancel the infinities
Black holes resulted when MS tried to beat a deadline!
Black holes suck.
Blessed are the pessimists; they make backups!
Blood is thicker than water, and much tastier
Blue dove...the crackerjack is on the windowsill.
Blue-shifted: The only way to travel ...
Blue... No, yelloooooooooooooow
Bo Knows MegaMail!
Bo knows Taglines!
Bo knows your girlfriend.
Bones, I hate your #@!*% human guts. Discussion?
Book never written: "Dog training." by Wille Bite
Bored at 3:00 a.m.?  PSSSTTT - got a modem?
Born to be Wiiiillllllddddddddddd
Boy, Deluxe² sure is QWK.
Boy, that's bad!!
Breaking Windows isn't just for kids anymore....
Breast size times I.Q. is constant.
Bring back the dobro to rock n roll!
Brooklyn -- the Fertile Crescent of Civilization
Brought to you by the Mother of all Messages
Bud said,`Let there be lite' and there was Lite.
Buddhism means never having to say you're sorry.
Bugs are Sons of Glitches.
Bungee Diving - Living it up when you're going down!
Bureaucracy: That place always in need of a laxative.
Burma Shave.
Bush/Quayle   ERROR: Division by zero.
Bushido does not mean what it sounds like.
But I DID read the manual...
But I thought YOU did the backups...
But really, it was EXACTLY the same as before...
But soft, what light through yonder tagline breaks?
But what if I'm a figment of MY imagination?
But which one is the fatherboard?
But, boss, this IS part of my job!
But, officer, I was only going ONE way!
Butterfliers are free
Buy a 486-33 you can reboot faster..
Buy a Mac.  It can do SOMETHING right.
By all means, let's not confuse ourselves by the facts.
By reading this, you're either a lawyer or a nut
C Programmers do it with models!
C Programmers do it with the LARGE model!
C U L8TR
C code.  C code run.  Run, code, run.... PLEASE!
C is for Bangers.
C program run.  C program crash.  C programmer quit.
C programmers don't have the BASIC instincts.
C'est la vie.
C++ classes - call for times and dates!
C++ programmers do it with class.
C++ programmers earns money by inheritence.
C-ing is believing
C:\> SWEEP ECHO Y|DEL *.* <───┘
C:\BELFRY is where I keep my .BAT files ^^^oo^^^
C:\COFFEE.POT missing: (A)bort (R)etry (F)all asleep
C:\Dos . . . C\Dos\Run . . .  Run\Dos\Run
CA Driving:  To Change lanes, first pull out your 9mm..
CAUTION:  Dangerous and off Medication...
CAUTION:  INCORRIGABLE PUNSTER!  DON'T INCORRIGE
CCITT=Confused Corporations In Thrall to Terror
CGA is the pallete from hell
COBOL can be cured with early detection!
COBOL programmers understand why women hate periods.
COBOL programmers wanted. (quick lighting pref.)
COBOL.....(C)ompiles (O)nly (B)ecause (O)f (L)uck
COFFEE.COM not found: A)dd more, R)eheat F)reak out.
CONNECT 110?!? Help! I'm in s l o w  m o t i o n !!
CRUISING: 19200bps modem and 0.5bps fingers!
California has its faults.
Call your Father today: I wish I still COULD!
Calling Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard...
Calm down. It's only ones and zeros.
Camera bugs always know where to light!
Camptown Races, 6837.6 Meters Long. Do Dah!
Can I blame my spelling on Line Noise?
Can I yell "movie" in a crowded firehouse??
Can YOU fly?
Can elephants fly?
Can taglines have sequels?  Hmmm.....
Can you do the Picard Maneuver in a Grand am?
Can you find the mispelled word in hear?
Can you tell I need more tag lines?
Can't have evrything. Where would you put it?
Can't wait for MS-DOS 5.01!
Can't wait for them 100Gb, 10ns drives!
Canada:   C Eh? N Eh? D Eh?
Cannibal: one who gets fed up with people.
Capital Punishment: the income tax.
Captain, I sense... a PLOT DEVICE!
Care to join the "Flat Earth" Society?
Carpenters are just plane folks
Cash value of this tagline: 1/20 of 1 cent
Cash: a poor man's credit card!
Castration takes balls.
Catch the Blue Wave!
Cats, proof that eating and sleeping isn't all bad
Caution:  Blown Brain At Work!
Caution:  Breathing may be hazardous to your health.
Caution:  PET XING
Celery raw develops a jaw. But stewed, is quietly chewed
Celibacy is not an inherited characteristic.
Celibacy is not hereditary.
Cent, 5 cent, 10 cent, dollar.
Certified to serve!
Chaperone: a form of fire extinguisher.
Check book: a book with a unhappy ending.
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
Chemists have nice reactions.
Chemists never die -- they just stop reacting.
Chevrolet, Heartbreak of America.
Chicken Little only has to be right once.
Chickens are how eggs make more eggs.
Childish Game: One at which your spouse beats you.
Children Learn What They Live!
Children: unreasonable facsimilies
Chipmunks roasting on an open fire...
Cindarella's Godmother was a fairy.
Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular.
Class I like : public Sex { \
Clear as mud
Click ... click ... click ... damn, out of taglines!
Close the door and the light stays on!
Closed Captioned in HEX for Programmers.
Closed eyes are not always sleeping.
Cogito ergo spud: I think therefore I yam.
College don't make fools; they only develop them
Com'on folks, get a life! It's all just 1s & 0s!
Come if you can't, but if you can, please stay home.
Come to L.A. & We'll treat you like a KING! .......LAPD
Coming Soon!!  Mouse Support for Edlin!!
Coming Soon. Mouse Support for Turbo Edlin!
Coming soon from Microsoft Foods: Animal Hackers
Coming to this tagline soon, a NEW HAM call sign
Command Not Understood. . . Now erasing Hard Drive
Commercial radio, commercial radio, commercial r
Committee--a group which keeps minutes and waste hours.
Common Sense Isn't So Common
Common malady: Diarrhea of mouth + constipation of brain
Common sense is the uncommonest sense of all...
Common sense isn't.
Compiling...Linking...Dialing Copyright Lawyer...
Complaints? Write them here legibly [] <-
Compliments of the Itty Bitty Machine Company.
Computer (com-pyoo-ter) n.-Incredibly fast idiot!
Computer Marketing & Consults--Stay Clear!!
Computer users take more strokes.
Computer widow: Family goes broke watching Dad have fun.
Computers:  the financial black hole of the 90's
ConEd - made in the U.S.A
Condominiums are not effective birth control.
Condoning sloppy spelling is guache.
Conference Host, Running & Being
Confession is good 4 the soul, but bad 4 the reputation.
Confucious say too damn much!
Confuse people - quote from the wrong
Confussion will be my epitaph
Consider it considered!
Consistency: The last refuge of the unimaginative
Constant tinkering buggers things up
Constants aren't;  variables don't.
Control-ALT-Delete thyself
Copyright 1991 Elmer Fudd.  All wights wesewved.
Core error -- bus dumped.
Correct in Thought, Statement, or Action....TRUE!!
Coup de grace -- French for lawnmower?
Cranial Input Error: Line Status Register 02
Credit card owner -- Member of the debt set
Crime does not pay... as well as politics.
Critical error: (S)hout, (S)mash, (B)uy a mac.
Crusoe got everything done by Friday. Can you?
Cthulhu Calls -- using MCI
Cthulu Saves... in case he's hungry later!
Cure for baldness: Put on your hat!
DANGER! DANGER! Computer Store Ahead, Hide Wallet.
DBasers do it in fields.
DEFINE: De ting you get for breaking de law.
DESQview - No hourglass required!
DESQview does Windoze.
DESQview:  Windex for Windows
DESQview: The Faster Multitasker
DISREGARD LAST MESSAGE
DO NOT soak me up with honey please!
DON'T READ THIS!!!
DON'T read the manual! Just WING that sucker!
DON'T throw away your 2¢ words.  I collect them!
DOS never says "EXCELLENT command or filename"...
DOS:  Tells a computer what to do with itself!
DOS=HIGH? I knew it was on something...
DSZ speed 300 ha ha ha tee hee hee rz -ZZZZZZ
Daddy! Let me push a-!@# NO CARRIER
Daddy?  What's this little red button for?
Dafynition #287:  TSR=Trash System Randomly
Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a tagline writer.
Dammit no!  Don't pick on the pho^$ L%æ#!░╗
Dammit, where'd I leave that tagline?
Dancing with Wolves, Sleeping with beavers
Danger! Human at keyboard!
Danger, @N@!  Off-topic messages!  Danger!
Dangerous Exercise:  Jumping to conclusions.
Dark Ages: knight time.
Darn my hσnε └iⁿΣ ïs n°¡s¥¡
Darth Vader sleeps with a teddywookie.
Deadlines amuse me.
Death cures cancer.
Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down...
Death:  to stop sinning suddenly.
Debate Conf's=Mud Wrestling for the Pedantic
Debate, rebate, probate - what's the diff??
Decisions terminate panic
Defend the right to keep and arm bears!
Defenders only...prosecutors will be violated.
Delivered by Electronic Sled-Dogs.....Woof!
Democrats cut red tape....LENGTHWISE
Dentist : he lives from hand to mouth.
Department meeting in 3 minutes
Despite of the cost of living, it remains popular.
DesqView's Upgrade Policy is good.... NOT!
Diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
Did I just step on someones toes again??
Did Qmodem originate in the Q continium?
Did you know that SATAN is an anagram for SANTA?
Did you know that rats can't vomit?
Did you receive a proper socialist education?
Die Entropie des Welts strebt einem Maximum zu.
Difference between a hero and a coward is one step sidewa
Difference between a virus & windows? Viruses never fail.
Difference between men & boys is the price of their toys
Dinner Not Ready...(A)bort (R)etry (P)izza
Diogenes is still searching.
Diplomacy: Saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock
Disk Crash:Abort,Retry,Kill innocent bystandards
Disk Error on C: - (A)bort, (R)etry, (D)estruct
Diversity is the mother of continued employment.
Divorce is not an effective deterrent to marriage.
Divorcee: a woman who gets richer by decrees.
Do HD's sneeze when they catch a virus?
Do Not Attempt to Traverse a Chasm in Two Leaps.
Do Quarter Horses have only one leg????
Do artificial plants need artificial water?
Do files get embarassed being unZIPped ?
Do it with style
Do molecular biologists wear designer genes?
Do not believe in miracles.  Rely on them.
Do not pay any attention to this.
Do not read beyond this line.
Do not remove this tagline under penalty of law!
Do not remove under penalty of law.
Do not taunt this tagline...
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Do wah ditty ditty dum ditty do
Do what you will with this tagline, just don't bother me
Do you C my point?
Do you know how to keep a BBSer in suspense?
Do you love me for my brain or my baud?
Do you use MCI? So do I. List me as a friend...
Docs....I don't need no stinkin' docs!
Docs? Why would I want to look at the Docs. Nurses are be
Documentation - The worst part of programming.
Documentation is for people who can't read.
Does "Bad FAT" mean disk has high cholesterol?
Does FAKE fur come from stuffed animal toys?
Does Windows 3 ever need to be cleaned ?
Does anybody actually read Taglines
Does anyone know where I can get a '487?
Does anyone know where I can get a '587?
Does fuzzy logic tickle?
Does it really matter if he said he is Batman
Does killing time harm eternity?
Does that help at all?
Does the name "Pavlov" ring a bell?
Dogmatism: Puppyism come to its full growth.
Dogs crawl under gates, software under Windows.
Doing Windows in C is a pane in the glass.
Doing it the hard way is always easier.
Dollar: the jack of all trades.
Don't Support Shareware, just their Authors!
Don't Touch That Phone...I'm On The Mode+^%$#(*@
Don't ask me-I'm making this up as I go.
Don't ask why, just do it.
Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.
Don't believe anything you read, especially tags
Don't blame me... I didn't do it!
Don't crush that dwarf, hand me the pliers!
Don't even think of putting a tagline here.
Don't feed the hand that bites you.
Don't force it, use a bigger hammer
Don't get hooked on drugs, get hooked on fishing.
Don't happy, be worry!
Don't hate me, I'm just a tagline.
Don't hide your contempt of the contemptible!
Don't hit me, Mr. Moderator... I'll go back on topic... I
Don't judge a book by its movie
Don't let me get too deep.
Don't let the sun catch you crying.
Don't look Ethyl...  It was too late.
Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
Don't mind me; I'm the designated drunk.
Don't need future shock--present shock is enuff.
Don't open the darkroom door; it lets all the dark out.
Don't play "stupid" with me... I'm better at it!
Don't question authority, he doesn't know either.
Don't steal, the government doesn't like the competition
Don't take life seriously - won't get out alive!
Don't touch that keyboard. We'll be right back.
Don't try to confuse me with the facts!
Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.
Don't use commas, which, aren't necessary.
Don't worry the next message will be better!
Don't worry, I'm goïng tô bâckup tòd
Don't worry, I'm goïng tô bâckup tòd嵡!&%#~%
Don't worry, be happy.
Don't worry: The answer's at the back of the book.
Don't you hate boring taglines?
Down with TLAs! (three letter acronyms)
Dramatize:  What well dressed RAM chips wear.
Drive A: not responding.. .Formating C: instead
Drive C: Error, (A)bort (R)etry (I)gnore (K)ick (S)cream
Drive Offensively!
Drive slower than your guardian angel can fly.
Drop me a line...anytime!
Drop your carrier ... we have you surrounded!
Duct tape is like The Force-it holds the universe togethe
Dulce bellum inexpertis.
Dumb Questions are better than smart mistakes!
Dumb luck beats sound planning every time
Durians, real fruits for real people.
Dyslexia rules KO.
Dyslexics have more fnu
Dyslexics of the World: Untie!
ELVIS HAD MY U.F.O. BABY!
ERROR LPT1 not found.. use backup - PENCIL & PAPER
ERROR:  CPU not found
EZ come ... EZ go   SLMR come... He stay!
Each day a day goes by.
Eagles Soar!, but weasels aren't sucked into jets!
Eagles fly, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines!
Early to bed, early to rise makes people suspicious.
Earth:  Its only ours to borrow!
Easy Does It.  But Do It
Eat My Shorts
Eat more Possum!
Eat the rich - the poor are tough and stringy.
Eat yogurt and get cultured
Editing is a rewording activity.
Effective Gun Control:  Keep muzzle pointed at target.
Electrician -- Person who wires for money
Elevator men do it on all floors
Emotion vs logic? Emotion always wins.
Engineers:  often wrong, seldom in doubt
Envy is thin because it bites but never eats.
Epoch:  the sound made by a hen
Error #1511: Brain Offline
Error - Operator out of memory!
Error - [A]bort, [R]etry, [F]ake like it's working...
Error : (A)bort (R)etry (S)ell it
Error finding REALITY.SYS  -  Universe halted.
Error opening COLDBEER.CAN  Glass not ready.
Eschew Obfuscation . . .
Eschew and avoid redundant obfuscation.
Escort GT - An oxymoron
Espresso: ultra-efficient caffeine delivery system
Ettore's law: the other line always moves faster
Evangelists do more than lay people
Even Programers need a "bit" of love
Even a small star shines brightly in the dark
Even small mouths can gather BIG feet!
Even the dullest candle burns brighter in the dark.
Even this shall pass away...
Ever lob a live grenade into a basket of kittens?
Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
Ever wanted to download pizza?
Ever wonder what oop Fortrash would look like?
Eveready bunny arrested, charged with battery!
Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
Every child should be given the desire to learn.
Every crowd has a silver lining.
Every day is starting to look like Monday ...
Every morning you are handed 24 golden hours.....
Every politician has a price, some hold bargain sales.
Every sperm is Sacred!
Everybody lies about sex.
Everyone is entitled to my opinion, just ask me...
Everyone is gifted. Some open the pkg sooner.
Everyone is of some use, if only to set a bad example!
Everyone makes mistakes, if not we'd be single!
Everything in excess! Moderation is for monks.
Everything is just a thing
Everything is just chemistry!
Everything starts as somebody's daydream.
Everything you know is wrong!
Everywhere is an LD call from here.
Excuse me if I sound bitter....I taste that way too
Excuse me, I have to recharge my flamethrower.
Excuse me, do you know the way to Kansas City?
Excuse me, while I change into something more formidable.
Exploding Piglet Falls Out Stupid Window...GIF   11
Explosive when wet
Express yourself with Blue Wave, not with silver!
Exxon Valdez, Haven, ¿cual será el próximo?
FIRE!! BANG!! OOUUUCH!!!!! Whoops!  Is anyone down range.
FORD = Fix Often, Repair Daily
FORD = Found On Road Dead
FORFEIT: What most animals stand on.
FUBB -- Fouled Up Beyond Belief
FUNDAMENTALISM is never having to open your mind.
Faber: Knowledge is good!
Fac meam diem.  -- Clintus Estvoodicus
Fakir - Mann som kan begå selvmord og overleve
False appearance of fine speech
Farfignewton.. the cookie of the stars..
Farfignewton: n., from German, "ergonomic cookie"
Fatal Error: You're dead.
Fear is the darkroom where negatives develop.
Fear is the parent of cruelty.
Fear not, for I have given you authority
Features should be discovered, not documented!
Feed your faith and starve your doubts to death.
Feel good?  Don't worry; you'll get over it!
Female programmers get their bits twiddled.
Fiddle: Friction of a horse's tail on a cat's entrails.
Fight War, Not Wars!
Fight the Greenhouse Effect:  PLANT TREES!!!
Fighting for peace is like f***ing for virginity
File not found, I'll load something *I* think is interest
File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
First Shalt thou pull out the Holy Pin!
Floggings will continue until morale improves
Floppy disk - A disk that flops
Floppy not responding--formatting HDD!
Fonts and Typefaces: The more the merrier!
Fools rush in -- and get the best seats.
Fools rush in where fools have been before.
For New Year's, I gave up sex & lying.
For Sale: Dehydrated H²O - $14 per quart
For a photographer, life is just a bed of poses
For all you do, this SCUD's for you.
For tomorrow I diet . . .
Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it.
Forget patience! I'm gonna kill something...
Forget the Joneses.... I can't keep up with The Simpsons
Format C:<CR>......OOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPSSSS!
Fortes fortuna adjuvat
Four and six a pound and him with a wooden leg?
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn : C. Gable
Freedom isn't cheap and it never goes on sale.
Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate
Friends come and go, enemies accumulate
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your taglines!
Friendships are not always preserved in alcohol.
From the land of graft and corruption!
G=Guns, PG=Plenty of Guns, PG-13=More than 12 guns...
GOSUB:coffee;work;RETURN:
GUI's, We have to use those extra Mhz's somehow!
GUI:  Grab the User In-the-face
Gary Trudeau for President!
Genealogy: tracing us back to the same brother and sister
Generic Brown Label Tagline
Generic Industry Standard Tagline
Generic Tag Line #9
Generic Tagline
Genius has its limits, but not stupidity
Geologist -- Fault finder
George Bush: 'A New World Odor!'
Georgia REALLY sucks.
Get down and Modem the night away!
Get your kicks...
Get your modem runnin, Head out for the Highwaves!
Getting caught is the mother of invention.
Give a man an inch, and he thinks he's a ruler.
Give me patience! RIGHT NOW!
Go Ahead.. We're cleared for wierd.
Go For It!
Go Indians!  And take the Browns with you.
Go ahead, back up to the RAM disk.  I dare you!
Go ahead, jump. 100,000 lemmings can't be wrong.
Go ahead...MAKE MY DOWNLOAD!!!
Go on, just hit me! ...Name:Esc, #:27, Rank:UL..
Go softly....it's dark out there
Go straight to the docs.  Do not pass GO.  Do not collect
God dislikes money -- look who he gives it to.
God heals, but always someone else wants a fee.
God is real, unless declared integer
God isn't dead, he's just shelled to DOS.
God made whisky to keep the Irish from ruling the world!
Good girls go to heaven..but bad girls go EVERYWHERE!!!
Good luck is a lazy man's estimate of a worker's success.
Gotta have my Corn Pops...
Graduate, Whatsamatta U. School of Management
Grandma got run over by a reindeer...
Gravity is a law.  Lawbreakers will be brought down!
Gravity isn't easy, but it's the law.
Gravity: it's not just a good idea, it's the law!
Great minds discuss ideas; Small ones, people
Greenhouse, schmeenhouse -- I'm FREEZING!
Gun control is hitting what you aim at.
Gun control:  Keep the muzzle pointed at the target.
Guns don't kill people..., I KILL PEOPLE!
Guns don't kill.  Fast-moving projectiles do.
H y! Wh r  did my " " k y go?
H*LL WITH THE EVIDENCE ...it's politically correct...
HAS THE WORLD GONE MAD!
HELL WITH JUSTICE, LYNCH THE @#$%^&!
HELP! My hard drive crashed & I can't boot up
HELP, I'm being held prisoner by this BBS.
HO!  <repeat three times>
HOW can I be OVERDRAWN if I still have CHEQUES left???
HUGO was a wimp compared to Desert Storm.
HUH!  Me ???  THE COMPUTER DID IT!!!
Hams do it with more frequencies
Hands up!  Said the laser printer.
Happy couple: A deaf husband and a blind wife.
Hard DISK? Gee lady, I misunderstood you.
Hard Work never killed anyone, so why chance it?
Hard work has a future payoff.  Laziness pays off now.
Hardware: The part you kick.
Has anyone found my marbles?
Has anyone seen my tagline?  I think someone stole it!!
Has this conference been sprinkled?????
Hasta la vista, ...baby!
Hasten to laugh at everything lest you be obliged to weep
Hau gerta ez dadin, oihan-guteak geldi ¡tatzu!
Have a good day today and a better day tommorow
Have a nice day, and a better tomorrow!
Have a nice day.
Have time to waste?  Get Microsoft Windows 3.0!
Have to ask the price?  You can't afford it!
Have you @#%!ed your dog today?
Have you clubbed an ignorant human today?
Have you got all the stuffing up one end?
Have you got change for 10,000,000 people?
Have you hugged a porcupine today?
Have you hugged a programmer today?
Have you hugged an electric fence today?
Have you hugged your Sysop today?
Have you hugged your computer lately?
Have you hugged your logic probe today?
Have you hugged your motherboard today?
Have you uploaded clip art today?
Hawaii is as American as apple poi.
He ain't heavy;  he's a Shareware Author.
He bellows like a cow standing on her tit.
He played a Sanity card! AARRGGH!
He wants a shoe horn, the kind with teeth
He who dies with the most TAGLINES wins!
He who dies with the most software WINS!
He who dies with the most toys is still DEAD!
He who laughs last found the dirty meaning.
He who laughs last is probably your boss!
He's a SOB -- but at least he's *our* SOB.
He's dead Jim. Grab his tricorder. I'll get his wallet.
Healed Head Bad, Bleeding Head Good!
Health is the slowest possible rate to die
Heather: Get drunk and tip cows.
Heisenberg may have been here.
Hell hath no fury like a democrat scorned.
Hell hath no fury like lawyer of a woman scorned
Hell hath no pizza
Hell is kept warm with profane burners
Hello little girl, want some candy?
Hello, I am part number │║▐║│║│█│║▌│║▌││
Hello, my serial number is▐║
║█│║▌║▌
│
Hello, sailor!
Help stamp out, eliminate, and abolish redundancy!
Help stampout 'smart mouthed' Sysops!
Help stampout unfriendly conference hosts!
Help the economy...buy something here !!
Help!  I'm modeming...   and I can't hang up!!!
Help! I've crashed and I can't boot up!
Help! I've fallen and can't get up.
Help! I've fallen off line and can't hang-up!
Help! I've tripped and I can't come down!
Help!! I hit the power switch and it didn't die
Help,,,my (S)ex drive just crashed!!!
Hepaticocholecystostcholecystenterostomy
Here Strange ain't Strange!!! It Normal!!
Here today, dawn tommorow.
Here's Looking At You, Kid
Here, there........and everywhere......
Heredity: If your parents had no kids, you won't.
Hero-worship: Idol gossip.
Hey Jim, Are we there yet?
Hey Pee Wee, Button your fly!
Hey Rocky - watch me pull a sysop outta my hat!
Hey Underpants, I'm talking to YOU!
Hey Vanilla Ice! Meet Mr. Halite!
Hey Wally!  Come look at this.
Hey!  Who uncorked my bottle of lunch?
Hey! Don't pick up that pho╫»╗Æßë╜├╥τ NO CARRIER
Hey! Is that your face, or did your neck throw up.
Hey! Stop Playing with my memory!
Hey, whats that beeping noise? Wheres that smoke comi
Hey, who spilled coffee on my keyboard?!
Hi! I'm a tagline virus! Join in and steal me!
Hindsight is an exact science.
Hips or lips:  Let your conscience be your guide...
Hire teenagers while they still know everything.
History repeats itself because nobody listens
Hmmm.. what's this red button fo║╜»░╖╝NO CARRIER
Hollywood: A trip through a sewer in a glass bottom boat.
Home is where the computer is plugged in.
Honesty is the best image.
Honesty: Fear of being caught.
Honey, PLEASE don't pickup the püÇé╖╕╣╛┐└├╟╚╔╩
Honey,just one more message...I really MEAN it this time!
Honk if you've been married to Elizabeth Taylor.
Horn busted! Watch for finger...
Horse's can't fly!  Horse feathers...
How am I supposed to know what a rhetorical question is?
How can I fail when I have no purpose???
How can I miss you if you won't go away.
How do I get my words to RIME ?
How do I set my Laser Printer to STUN?
How do YOU spell computer?
How do they get teflon to stick to the pans?
How much to downgrade to Turbo C-- ?
How much wood did Peter Piper pick..No wait..
How to solve Mideast problems: DEL IRA*.*
How ya like me now?
Howdy Doody had 48 freckles.
Huh?  What?  Am I on-line?
Humanity is a parisite
I  WP
I  message database managers.
I **TRIED** to register it!
I *wish* I could remember where I parked my hard disk....
I AM standing.
I C, therefore I link  (and think, and drink)
I Disclaim All Warranties Of Merchantability
I Don't know what apathy is, nor do I care!
I HATE it when that happens!
I M a tru beleever in hour edukashun sistum.
I Print on Steel with an Industrial Laser
I Wonder What The Big Red Button Does....?
I [] CorelDRAW! v. 2.0!
I [] My Cat.
I [] My Cat. I [] My Dog. (Would you [] my ex-wife ?)
I [] My Dog. I [] My Cat.
I [] My Dog. I [8] My Cat.
I [] QEdit!
I [] TheDraw v. 4.0!
I [] Ventura Publisher!
I ['d] My Dog. I ['d] My Cat.
I admit it - *I* made all the crop circles.
I almost stole a tagline! I'm so ashamed!
I am   │║▐║│║│█│║▌│║▌││  --  Welcome to our NEW AGE
I am a person of color: My color is White
I am correct, the rest of you are wrong!
I am in total control, but don't tell my wife.
I am not a dictator.  It's just I have a grumpy face.
I am not a tagline.
I am not an animal!  I am ... well, not an animal.
I am not arguing with you, I'm telling you.
I am not young enough to know everything.
I am wealthy in my friends.  -Shakespeare
I am. Therefore, I think.  I think.
I attend Cedarupanz Flying School, Deadwood, MD.
I bet Patch drinks Carling Black Label!
I blinked, therefore I ran.
I call things as I see them; If I didn't see them, I make
I came, I saw, I confused.
I can be convinced of ANYthing. With logic.
I can resist everything except temptation.
I can see more on my knees than on my tiptoes
I can write it perfectly; I just don't understand it.
I can't be overdrawn, I still have checks left!
I can't believe my computer's on fire.
I can't help it if I'm lucky...
I can't use Windows.  My cat ate my mouse.
I despise WINDOWS!
I didn't do anything--unless I was supposed to.
I didn't do it nobody saw me you can't prove anything!
I didn't get the documentation for the manuals!
I don't eat snails - I only eat fast food!
I don't have a life, I have a BBS...
I don't know how I got here....
I don't know what I like, but I know what art is.
I don't want it Now, or Right Now, I want it YESTERDAY!
I don't want it now, I want it RIGHT now!
I dont nead no speling cheker!
I em a wuunderfull spelur.  I tipe vari gud two.
I forget
I found the tests quite elementary. ■ Data
I gave it up until Lent
I had my head examined.  They didn't find *anything*!
I have NOT lost my mind, it's here on disk somewhere...
I have a 9600bps modem and 1.5bps fingers
I have a feeling this isn't Kansas, Toto!
I have but three enemies: fear, anger, ignorance.
I have charts and graphs that prove I'm right.
I have dynamic memory, it needs refreshing...
I have seen the data...now bring me some I can agree with
I have to stop now, my fingers are getting hoarse!
I haven't lost my mind; it's backed up on tape somewhere!
I hope I'm that frail when I am 202 years old. ■ Picard
I is knot dain bramaged!!!
I just bought a cured ham.  Wonder what it had?
I just gotta write some new taglines...
I just hate it when it does that !!
I just steal 'em, I don't explain 'em.
I know a good tagline when I steal one.
I like children, if they are properly cooked!
I like my steak MIDIum rare...
I like your tag line!
I live in a house, but belong in a HOME.
I live the life of Riley...when Riley isn't home.
I love New York!     * * *       No Radio
I love my job! I love my job! I love my job! I love my...
I love the smell of Technology in the morning!
I may not be perfect, but I am all I got!
I multitask... I read in the bathroom!
I must be BLIND because I sure don't 'C'
I never liked you, and I always will
I never met a Lasagna I didn't like!
I never metaphysics I didn't like
I never rise above the noise and confusion...
I object to sex on TV, I keep falling off!
I parked my harddisk - and got a ticket!
I practice moderation to excess.
I program, therefore I exist.
I put spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone ...
I remember me... I think.
I remember when Saturns were rockets, not cars.
I run a clean place. ■ Guinan
I saw a lot of trees today; and they were made of wood.
I saw what you did and I know who you are.
I sighed as a lover, I obeyed as a child.
I smell a rat.  Did you bake it or fry it?
I still miss my ex-wife - but my aim is improving!
I support MERIT PAY for Politicians.
I support drug tests. Test the politicians.
I survived the Phoenix Sun. It's a dry heat. Yah Sure!
I think I've got a headache.....
I think a SysOp Needs Nine Lives - I need ten.
I think, therefore I am on-line.
I think, therefore I am, I think
I think, therefore I am. (Or am I?)
I think, therefore I scan.
I thought I made a mistake once, but I was wrong...
I thought I was wrong once but I was mistaken.
I thought that you thought... must be mistaken.
I thought you were dead...
I told her, "Like (*&^%$# you are!"
I tried OS/2 once, but I didn't inhale.
I tried switching to gum but I couldn't keep it lit!
I tried the rest but bought the best!!!!
I tried to drown my sorrows, but they can swim.
I twaught I twall a pussy cat, I did!  I did!
I use Windows...on my car, on my house, on my...
I used to be indecisive.  Now I'm not sure.
I used to have a Tandy, but I got better!
I used to have a life. Now I have windows 3.0
I used to read books.  Now I read .qwk files.
I wanna see 'em explode in every zip code!
I want a warm bed and a kind word - and unlimited power.
I want it all or nothing. Or maybe some.
I want to have Michelle Pfeiffer's baby
I wanted a manly mail reader... I got a silly one <sigh>
I was going to procrastinate, but I put it off.
I was on a roll, till I slipped on the butter.
I will fight for your right to your wrong opinion.
I wish I could step on this program's bug.
I wish I was more like I think I am.
I wish life had a scroll-back buffer.....
I wish my M-5 had 4DOS...
I wish scripts would do what I think I tell them
I wish there was something interesting to read down here
I wish you humans would leave me alone.
I won't use Windows, I won't use Windows, I won't....
I would say more, but I'm limited to 45 chara
I would strongly oppose apathy, if I cared...
I'd give my left arm to be ambidextrous
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
I'd offer everyone a Twinkie, but I'm not hostes
I'd rather be rich than good-looking!
I'd rather be rich!
I'd rather wear out than rust out.
I'll backup my Hard Drive tomor*(&^)*98&^^...
I'll be back.
I'll be back... maybe!
I'll deal with today tommorrow.
I'll get to it on the 2nd Tuesday of next week.
I'll make you famous....
I'll never forget the....uhh...the...never mind!
I'll never forget what's-his-name.
I'll respect animal rights if they sign the Constitution.
I'm Buster Brown and I live in a shoe!
I'm FLYING!, I'm FLYING! >THUD<
I'm Jewish, and Shabtai Zvi will return!
I'm NOT addicted.  I just use the modem all the time.
I'm NOT schizo!  Oh, yes I AM!
I'm a Lumberjack and I'm OK!
I'm a analog man in a digital world
I'm a brain in a vat. Are you one too?
I'm a fragment of your imagination
I'm all tagged out!
I'm amazed, that it works at all.
I'm as innocent as a new-laid egg.
I'm at the corner of Walk and Don't Walk.
I'm easy to please as long as I get my way.
I'm fascinated by the way memory diffuses fact.
I'm gonna plead insanity, what about you?
I'm hopelessly addicted to my PC and modem!
I'm in here for being crazy, not stupid.
I'm in search of myself.  Have you seen me anywhere?
I'm in shape ... pear is a shape isn't it?
I'm in shape ... round's a shape isn't it?
I'm just about finished, just a coulple more seconds...
I'm just trying out this tagline. It's not registered yet
I'm like a bad TSR; I keep popping up!
I'm lost!  Can you help?....
I'm more humble than you are!
I'm neither for, nor against apathy
I'm nervous and my socks are too loose.
I'm not a supreme being. ■ Picard
I'm not an actor, but I play one on TV.
I'm not arrogant, I'm RIGHT!
I'm not as think as you stoned I am.
I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way.         J.Rabbit
I'm not crazy, I'm chlorinated
I'm not lost, I'm "locationally challenged."
I'm not nearly as think as you confused I am.
I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this?
I'm not tense, just terribly A*L*E*R*T.
I'm outstanding in my field (left field) knee deep in BS
I'm pink, therefore I'm SPAM.
I'm responsible for the MOTHER of all screw-ups!
I'm schizophrenic and so am I.
I'm so close to hell I can almost see Vegas!
I'm solidly behind whichever side eventually wins.
I'm the guy with one star, 2 G's, 2 Nodes and one Saviour
I'm the one your mother warned you about...
I'm tired of thinking up new taglines
I'm too old and incontinent-oops-incompetent
I'm user friendly, I don't byte -- I nybble.
I'm waiting for Windows v4.0!
I'm wobbling and I can't fall down!     Weeble
I've always wanted to make love to an alien.
I've fallen and I can't get up.
I've fallen... and can't BOOT up!
I've got 256K of RAM, so why can't I run Windows 3.0?
I've turned my Laserjet into a death ray!
I've used this particular tagline 346 times.
I)gnore, R)eboot, or C)all Laura Palmer
I/O I/O so off to work I go!
IBM - Making Tomorrow's Mistakes Today!!!
IBM = Ice Box Machines
IBM stands for Inferior But Marketable.
IBM: Inertia Breeds Mediocrity
IBM?  [I]ncredibly [B]oring [M]anuals.
IF STOOGE = CURLY THEN Nyuk("Nyuk Nyuk!")
IF code_works THEN don't_fix_it END IF
IF(!CRASH()) _THANK_GOD();
ILLITERATE? Write for a free brochure...
IMHO: In My Honest Opinion
INE Do Not Cross! - TAGLINE Do Not Cross! - TAGL
INFLATION is when the BUCK does'nt stop ANYWHERE.
IT WON'T WORK!!!
If  1st you dont succeed:Rewrite it from scratch
If "R" is Reverse, how come "D" is FORWARD?
If (Dog_bark = true) then letter:=arrived;
If 1st you dont succeed, rewrite it from scratch
If ET married Peter Cetera he'd be ET CETERA.
If Glass=Empty .AND. Thirsty Then OpenTuborg
If I can't have SessionManager, I don't want anything.
If I can, can you?
If I could think of one it'd be right HERE!
If I knew what I was talking about--would I be here???
If I only had a 486 . . .
If I only had one more teragigadactylbyte...
If I wanted your opinion I'd ask your computer
If I were here more often, I wouldn't be gone so much.
If I were rich my butler would answer my mail.
If Marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws!
If a program is useful, it must be changed.
If all goes well, you've overlooked something!
If an experiment works, something has gone wrong
If at first you don't succeed, call it Ver 1.0
If at first you don't succeed, cry.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that
If at first you don't succeed, fake it!!
If at first you don't succeed, forget it.
If at first you don't succeed, lower your standards.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving's not for you!
If at first you don't succeed, the hell with it.
If at first you don't succeed, transform your dataset
If at first you don't succeed, try again at second base.
If code was meant to be portable, it'd have wheels...
If dogbark=true .then. mailman = present
If evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
If it ain't broke, don't fix it!!!
If it ain't broke, wait a day or two!!
If it isn't borken, don't fix it.
If it jams, force it....If it breaks, it needed replacing
If it was easy, they wouldn't need us.
If it was raining soup, I'd have a knife & fork
If it wasn't for C, we'd be using BASI, PASAL and OBOL
If it wasn't for EZ-RDR it would be hard.
If it works tinker till it doesn't
If it works, break it!
If it works, don't fix it!
If it works, rip it apart and find out why!
If it works, you must have done something wrong.
If it's fixed, don't break it!
If it's obvious, it's obviously wrong.
If it's useless, it will have to be documented.
If its stupid and it works - its not stupid
If life is but a Dream please wake me up..
If money is the root of all evil, I've been uprooted.
If my girlfriend caught me on this board...
If only AT&T knew what I was do≈2╪O▒:┤¼╓b╦° NO CARRIER
If only I still had my Commodore 64... If only...
If only women came with pull-down menus and on-line help!
If plugging it in doesn't help, turn it on.
If puns are outlawed, only outlaws will have puns
If speed scares you, use Micro$oft Windows!
If the Message Won't End, Continue It.
If there is no God, who pops up the Kleenex?
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
If there isn't a law, there will be -- Gates' Law
If they don't like ARJ, they can eat Z..!
If this is Quarqsday,THIS must be Earth!
If this is a battle, then you have already lost.
If this is only a hobby..then why I am getting paid!!
If this message goes into the void, call me!
If this were an actual tagline, it would be funny.
If this were funny, it'd be a tagline.
If today was a fish, I'd throw it back in.
If turning it on doesn't help, plug it in.
If we believe absurdities, we shall commit atrocities...
If we don't succeed, we increase our chances at failure.
If we left the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy!
If ya can't feed em', don't breed em'!!!
If you act enthusiastic, you'll be enthusiastic!
If you believe THAT, I have a BRIDGE for sale...
If you can read this tagline, you're 2 close!
If you can read this, you are too close.
If you can't be offensive WHY BOTHER?
If you can't bite, don't show your teeth.
If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead?
If you can't make it good, make it big.
If you can't make it good, make it expensive.
If you can't say it in 50 characters, then don't b
If you can't think of a tagline, steal one! (like I do!)
If you don't care where you are, then you can't get lost.
If you don't like my opinion of you - improve yourself!
If you don't like the news, go out and make some of your
If you don't think women are explosive, drop one!!
If you hit every time, the target's too near.
If you leave 2 bills together, they breed!
If you live long enough, it WILL kill you...
If you push something hard enough, it will fall over
If you redo a batch file, does it become a son of a batch
If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast...
If you take the plunge, return it by Tuesday.
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
If you took the bones out, it wouldn't be crunchy, eh?
If you're gonna get down...Get Down and Prey!
If your mind goes blank, remember to turn off the sound.
Ignorance & apathy: I don't know & I don't care
Ignorance is a *fault*, not an excuse.
Ignorance is temporary - Stupidity is forever
Ignorance leads to Indulgence.
Ignore your teeth and they'll go away!
Illiterate?  Write for FREE HELP!
Illiterate?  Write for information!
Images and reflections to brighten my day.
Imagination is more important than knowledge. -Einstein
Improve your memory, forget about work
Improved - didn't work the second time.
In Borland you are never bored!
In Case of Fire, Log off Promptly
In The Search For Quality, There Is No Finish Line
In an atomic war, all men will be cremated equal.
In any case = In any box ???
In case of rapture, please grab the wheel.
In fact, I DON'T put my pants on one leg on leg at a time
In the computer world, every little bit helps.
In the end, gravity wins -- Dolly Parton.
In this world a man must either be anvil or hammer.
Inagodadivida, baby!
Inane tagline found.  Abort, Retry, Swipe a better one.
Include this in your CONFIG.SYS File: BUGS=OFF
Indecision is the basis of Flexibility.
Indecision is the key to flexibility.
Infinity is one lawyer waiting for another.
Inflation means the Buck does not stop here...
Ingen har nytte av et lik
Innuendo = Italian suppository
Inouye shoulda been able to get in...
Inquiring minds WANT TO KNOW!
Insert Witty Tagline Here ...
Insert brain, then type
Insert disk 5 of 4 and press any key to continue
Insert prong A into hole B and twist HARD!
Install failed. Attempting to transfer virus to c:
Instant Human: Just Add Coffee...
Integrity of Heart; Skill of Hand
Intel: littendian, segmentated, trimodal...fun
Iraqi Bingo: B-52... F-16... M-1... F-18... F-117...
Iraqi rifle for sale.  Never fired.  Dropped once.
IrepeatmyselfwhenunderstressIrepeatmyselfwhenunderstressI
Irony: Giving father a billfold for Christmas.
Is Al the hologram really Al Bundy in disguise?
Is Darth Vader YOUR father, too?
Is HST faster than the Concord?
Is OS/2 only half an operating system?
Is a paradigm worth twenty cents?
Is good Data, Gordi's best friend?
Is it magic.... or is it SessionManager?
Is it ok to panic now?
Is it really true that blondes have more fun?
Is piece when the loin lies down with the limb?
Is that seat saved? No, but we're praying for it.
Is the dingleberry still fashionable?
Is there death after life?
Is this Fahrvergnügen?
Is this yours? Your dog left it on my lawn ...
Is virus a 'micro' organism?
Is wetter REALLY better?
It always happens, but we never expect "the unexpected".
It behooves us to avoid archaisms.
It is better to copulate than never.
It isn't really mine 'til I've modified it
It said "Insert disk #3", but only 2 will fit!
It sure is a damn ugly nothing - Geordi
It was all so different before everything changed.
It wasn't broken..until I started playing with it!
It works better if you plug it in.
It's  3:40 pm, Do you know where your child is
It's ALWAYS dark if you never open your eyes!
It's MY idea 'cause I stole it first!
It's STILL just a DUMB machine !
It's a GREAT DAY when I learn something new!
It's an EXE file Jim, but not an EXE as we know it!
It's as bad as you think and they are out to get you.
It's been a business doing pleasure with you...
It's better to burn out, than to fade away.
It's crackers to slip a rozzer the dropsy in sni
It's curtains for Windows!
It's easier to get older than it is to get wiser
It's great to do nothing and rest afterwards.
It's hard to be humble when you're perfect!
It's hard to believe it, but some teens are humans.
It's hard to call the zoo when the lion's busy.
It's just a jump to the left...
It's morning in An Tir, and it's not my fault!
It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
It's not a BUG, it's an undocumented feature!
It's not a bug, it's a feature.
It's not over until Milli Vanilli sings!
It's not pretty being easy
It's not the age - it's the mileage!
It's nothing a warm-boot can't fix
It's on that one, the 6th unlabeled floppy.
It's only a hobby ... only a hobby ... only a
Ithinkmyspacebarstoppedworking.
Its hard being BLUE.
Its more than good enough so I ain't switch'n
Its my tagline! I stole it first.
Its nice to do nothing and then rest afterwards.
Its not a bug, its an undocumented feature.
Itsdifficulttobeverycreativewithonlyfiftysevencharacters!
JUST ROOTIN' AROUND.
James Brown: "Help!  I've fallen and I can't get down!"
Japanese tagline #1: Kora wa hon desu...
Jeez, if you love Honkus...
Jeffrey Dahmer... the queer that made Milwaukee famous!
Jesus Saves!  With today's prices, that's a miracle!
Jesus Saves!...passes to Moses...shoots! SCORES!
Jesus Saves.  The Pope makes tape backups.
Jesus saves sinners,and redeems them for valuable prizes!
Jesus saves....Passes to Moses....He shoots!  HE SCORES!
Jesus saves; now offering 14.9% !!
Jheeesh!!!
John Denver died for your sins.         Well, he should.
Join Amnesiacs Anonymous at um, er...
Join D.A.M.  -  Mothers Against Dyslexia
Junior, Quit Playing With Your Floppy!!!
Junk - stuff we throw away.  Stuff - junk we keep.
Just  "Say NO" to tag lines.
Just 'cause it won't work; YOU think its buggy
Just My Opinion (But I'm Right!)
Just Tell Me How To Follow Protocol.
Just another dull moment in TAGLINES.MR
Just because.
Just gimma a slice of...
Just got a new car for my wife... Great trade...
Just taggin' along for the Rime.
Just take those old records off the shelf...
Just try it shorty. ■ Tasha
Just trying to keep up...
Just waiting for a new version......
Just what does that mean?
Just when you thought it was over you were right.
Justice is incidental to law and order.
KINGDOM.ZIP!!  More than a game, it's an adventure!
KISS (:<) Keep It Simple Stupid
KLEPTOMANIA!  Take something for it!
Keep America beautiful.  Swallow your beer cans.
Keep London tidy -- eat a pigeon.
Keep yr eye upon the doughnut,¬ upon the hole
Keyboard is unattached.  Press F10 to continue
Keyboard locked..Press F1 to continue
Keyboard not attached.Press F10 to continue
Keyboard not connected, press <F1> to continue.
Keyboard not found...THINK F1 to continue.
Keyboard not functioning.  Press F1 to continue.
Keyboard not responding! Press any key ....
Keyboard not responding! Press any key to contine
Kick butt now, take names later?
Kill the lawyers first.
Kiss me, I'm a Redneck
Klingons have Ridges.
Know what I mean...Vern?
Know what I mean?? Wink, wink, nudge, nudge
Knowledge is power.
L.A.P.D. motto: We treat you like a king
LABEL NOT FOUND: go anywhere you like.
LISTEN to your children
LUNACY  my Best personality trait!
LUNG CANCER IN WOMEN MUSHROOMS
Ladies with an attitude.
Laptop: Lighter than the avg. secretary
Last one out of Mass., shut off the lights.
Last week I couldn't spell prgmar, now I are one!
Last words of Socrates: "I drank what?!?!"
Last year many lives were caused by accidents
Latin is a real angina gluteus maximus.
Laugh, and the world laughs with you!
Law of holes: when you're in one, stop digging!
Lawyers, the mothers of deception.
Learn C++ as a second language!
Learn a foriegn language...C
Learn to fly. Skydive.
Let X = X.
Let them eat Twinkies!
Let them eat cache.
Let us celebrate an exhaltation of larks!
Let's go DX around the world
Let's keep this adult now, ok Mr. Poopy-pants?
Let's spend the night together!
Liberal-One who leaves the room when the fight begins.
Life before the real world -- work.
Life begins at contraception
Life is a sexually transmitted and terminal disease.
Life is anything that dies when you stomp it!
Life is boring without EDLIN
Life is hard with an extended alphabet... <sigh>
Life is like a simily
Life is not a spectacle or a feast, it is a predicament.
Life is sexually transmitted, and terminal...
Life is short, eat desert first!!
Life sucks and then you marry one who won't.
Life's a bitch, and then you marry one!
Life...too many questions, damn few answers.
Life: what happens when you have other plans.
Line noise provided by Ohio Bell Telephone!
List(en)ing by phone...
Listen to BOTH sides of their mouth!
Listen to the rhythm of crashing hard drives
Listen to the rhythm of the failing bits...
Live long and prosper... But don't let the IRS know.
Live long enough to become a problem to your kids.
Logic is a way of going wrong with confidence.
Lonely is the programer with a debuged program.
Long live the C64! G-g-guys? I was only kiddin, <BANG!!>
Long live the command line!
Long time his manxome foe he sought
Look Ma, No Taglines!
Look on my tagline, ye mighty, and despair!
Look out for barking dogs that bite.
Look out!... Here comes winter, AGAIN!!
Looking for Vanna's brains...did you find them?
Lookout World!  The Modem is Ringing!
Loose it here and you're in a World of hurts !!
Lore: Takes a licking and keeps on twitching.
Lost - One Tagline - old, but very cuddly.
Lot's of bugs fixed in this version !!!
Lots of things are easy when you know the answer
Love is grand.  Divorce, twenty grand.
Love of money is the root of all politics.
Luckily, I'm out of hairs to split!
Luxuriantly hand-crafted of only the finest ASCII.
MCI playing dirtier than the evil empire cause they're #2
MIDI: Maybe I'll Die Insolvent!
MIPS => Meaningless Index of Processor Speed
MONEY TALKS ...   but all mine ever says is GOODBYE!
MOOSE JAW: The only city named after a Prime Minister !
MPU-401s: All they ever think about is Hex!
MS Word: From the folks who brought you EDLIN
MS-DOS 5.0, Why fix it if it ain't broke!
Mac scrn msg: Like, dude, something went wrong
MacIntosh: Computer With Training Wheels You Can't Remove
Machinists have bigger shafts.
Macho Women With Guns! Renegade Nuns on Wheels!
Macho does not prove mucho.
Macro     Macro     Macro
Madam I'm Adam
Madness takes its toll, exact change please
Mail is a Subject's way of producing another Subject.
Mainframe: The BIGGEST PC peripheral available!
Make a difference in the world today: Subtract
Make my day, kill a GUI today.
Make them eat wake
Make tracks for Moose Breath Montana
Make way!, Make way!, A PROGRAMMER HAS ARRIVED!!
Mama don't let me do no rock-'an-roll.
Man Gives Birth to 9 Pound baby Girl!
Man does not live by coffee alone. Have a danish!
Man looks into the abyss, and sees himself.
Man loves little and often, woman much and rarely.
Manifest: Why lift the hood?
Manuals out, after all possible keystrokes have failed.
Many are educated...few are learned...
Many men smoke, but fu man chu
Many pages make a thick book.
Marriage is the main cause for divorce.
Marriages are based on believing you won the arguments.
Mary had a little RAM -- only about a MEG or so.
Mary had a little lamb...a little beef, a little ham.
Master of the Night and Parts of the AtferNoon.
Matrix me the Epson way!
May fortune favor the foolish.
May the FORCE be with you!!!
May the Farce be with you
May the next version of WP be the last!
May the wind behind you always be your own.
May you live in interesting times
May you never live to see your wife a widow
Me hav'em heap trouble. - Tonto the programmer
Me, indecisive?  I don't think I am, do you?
Me, indecisive? I'm not so sure about that.
Meaning of life: To m$`▌≤╦Ω╜ NO CARRIER
Meep, Meep, (and picture a cloud of smoke...)
Mega dittos from the Bayou State . . .
MegaReader ß tester - and PROUD of it!
MegaReader ßeta ßrigade
Memoirs are the backstairs of history.
Memory allocation error: Reboot System!
Memory is the second thing to go.
Memory....??....What memory??
Men have become tools of their tools. Thoreau
Message-write macros, Made to Order.
Mice are handy accessories, but I prefer gerbils
MicroSoft finally did SOMETHING right...  DOS 99
Microbiology Lab:  Staph Only!
Microsoft is suing Apple 'cause they have employees too.
Midden:  a kind of fingerless glove
Mie Croc Sauf The, Bord Lande, Lotte Us, etc...
Might as well face it,  you're addicted to code...
Minds, like parachutes, work only when open.
Misery brings strange bedfellows.
Misfortunes always enter a door left open for them.
Missed it by  |  | <- That much!
Missing - presumed married.
Misspelled?  Impossible.  My modem is error correcting.
Mobius strippers never show you their back side.
Modem sex begins with a handshake.
Modem.... A deterrent to phone solicitors.
Modeming is an exercise of bits, bytes and bauds
Modems are G-R-R-R-R-REAT!!!
Modems are proof that people enjoy torturing themsevles
Modems...MOdulator DEModulator...MOney owDEd to Ma bell!
Modesty is good bait when fishing for praise.
Monday is soon coming to a calendar near you!
Mondays are a rotten way to spend a 7th of your life.
Money is the root of all evil - send $9.95 ..
Money is the root of all evil; everyone needs roots!
Money talks - mine always says "goodbye".
Money: A mint makes it first and we try to make it last.
Monologue: A conversation between realtor and prospect.
Monopoly? No, we just don't want competition.
Monotheism is a gift from the gods
More than 3 fonts on that newsletter and you die!
Morning: cause for alarm
Most allies must be watched just like the enemy.
Most of our future lies ahead.
Most political jokes get elected
Move to California - The police treat you like a "King"
Mr Spock wears vulcanized rubbers.
Multitasking:  Locking up more than 1 app @ a time.
Murphy IS an optimist! Murphy LIVES !!!
Murphy is out there ... waiting ...
Murphy was an optimist.
Murphy's Law doesn't apply to mee!!!!
Mushy peas & mint sauce hmmmmm
My 386 does an infinite loop in 4.68 sec.
My Boss is a Jewish carpenter!
My God! It's full of stars!
My Hovercraft is full of Eels.
My IBM mouse likes a MS.  She's no Genius.
My Twit Filter just put YOU on its Twit List!
My Universe - I hate party bashers......
My body's a temple zoned for toxic waste.
My boss is tempermental.  50% temper and 50% mental.
My computer's sick. I think my modem is a carrier.
My dad and I are siamese twins.
My hard disk is full! Maybe I'll try this message section
My head hurts.....where are those plaid pills?
My last original thought died of loneliness.
My lawyer can beat up your lawyer!
My mind has been boggled...again and again.....
My mind is closed so my body speaks
My mistakes are purely erroneous.
My mother invented me. My father denies!
My mouse only has one ball....
My only cow died, so I don't need your bull.
My other brain's a schizofrenic
My other car is an Edsel.
My other computer is a +4...
My other computer is a 486.
My other computer is a Cray
My other computer is a SUN SPARCstation
My other computer is an IMSAI....
My other tag line is a killer!
My other vehicle is a Galaxy Class Starship ...
My rabbit's just turned into frogs, they croaked.
My reality check just bounced.
My stereo's ½-fixed, said Tom monotonously.
My system goes down more often than a $10 whore.
My tagline can beat up your tagline...
My third pet is .BATty; my fourth is MOUSEY.
My wife left me - There is a GOD!
My wife's other car is a BROOM!
NAK NAK  Who's there?  ╬#█E╞)  NO CARRIER
NASA: There's no such thing as a free launch.
NASCAR -- Where speed excells!
NIGHT OF THE ZOMBIE MODEMS!
NO, I _don't_ do WINDOWS!!
NOW I've put my ear in it!
NOW, you can press the other key to continue...
Nadie tiene más imaginación que la realidad.
Name:│║▐║│║│█│║▌│║▌││ Rank:▐║│║█│║▌│ Serial No:│║▐║│║│█│
Nato Ergo Sum
Navy, Just Another Adventure by Milton Bradley
Navy, not just a job, but an adventure.
Need a hat and thigh-high BOOTS for that one!
Nepotism is relational.
Never "assume" or you'll make an "ass" of "u" and "me".
Never a victim without retribution!!
Never drink whisky on an empty ulcer!
Never fight with a bear in his own cave.
Never hit a man with glasses.  Use your fist!
Never judge a man by his taglines.
Never let a machine know you're in a hurry
Never lose your sense of the superficial.
Never mind the facts - I know what I know
Never moon a werewolf...
Never park your hard disk in a tow-away zone.
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
Never put off till tomorrow what you can ignore entirely
Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
Never smirk at the judge..
Never take a beer to a job interview.
Never test for an error you don't know how to handle.
Never trust a person who says, "Trust Me"....
Never try to outstubborn a cat.
Never use a long word when a diminutive one'll do.
Never violate the Prime Directory! C:\
New Book:  _How to write a How To book_
New Mail not found.  Start whine-pout sequence? (Y/N)
New regulations means new jobs for new regulators!
Next time you wave, use ALL of your fingers!!
Nibbles, bits, bytes....great hobby for a dieter, huh?!?
Nietzche is pietzche, but Sartre is smartre.
No Condo, No MBA, No BMW, No Clever Tagline
No Credit, Bad Credit? No Problem. No Money?  Problem.
No Credit? No Problem.  Bad Credit? No Problem.
No Money?  Problem.
No Tagline available at this time.
No amount of planning will replace dumb luck.
No answer is also an answer.
No decorations necessary.
No great scoundrel is ever uninteresting.
No job is so small it doesn't require all your tools
No main() No Gain!
No matter what happens, someone always knew it would.
No matter where you go, there you are.  - B. Bonzai
No more money for MICROSOFT. USE 4DOS!!!!
No more money for Mickey. Use 4DOS and DRDOS
No mud can soil us but the mud we throw.
No one does as much harm as one going about doing good.
No one has ever bet enough on a winning horse.
No one has ever died an atheist. -Plato-
No one should ever see how laws and sausages are made.
No person ever became wicked all at once.
No program works the first time you run it.
No wanna work.  Wanna bang on keyboard.
No, I don't have a graduate degree - why do you ask?
No, I never read the documentation
No, I'm not shy - just poor and unemployed.
No, Taco Bell is NOT the Mexican Telephone Company!
No, no, nurse! I said SLIP off his SPECTACLES!!
Noah saved animals from the flood by arcing them
Noah upgraded and built an ARJ!
Noble deeds that are concealed are most esteemed.
Nobody ever expects the Spanish Inquisition
Nobody expects the ... Oh Bugger!
Nobody notices when things go right.
Non-Trekkies of the world-- GET A FUTURE!!
None of you exists, my sysop types all this in!
Not a computer nerd; merely a techno-weenie.
Not a real tagline, but an incredible soy substitute.
Not another NAK NAK joke, Please!
Not breaking the rules, just testing the elasticity...
Not even with BOTH hands AND a flashlight!
Not now, I have a headache!
Not reading Drive C: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
Not sure if it helps, but turn the monitor ON.
Not the Beatles, but an incredible simulation
Not tonight dear . . . . . . . . . I have a modem.
Nothing behind you matters
Nothing can go wrong, go wrong, go wrong, go wro
Nothing cures a case of nerves like a case of beer.
Nothing is so smiple that it can't get screwed up.
Nothing's IMPOSSIBLE to those that don't have to do it.
Now I've gone too far, where do I go now?
Now if I can run Win3 under DV under Unix...
Now if I could only find the Video switch!
Now that I am dead, I'm finally making a living.
Now that we travel in space how about travelling in time?
Now where did I park my hard drive??
Now where did I put that nitwit filter?
Now, THIS is a tagline
Now, where did I put that dweeb filter?
Nuke 'em 'til they glow, & shoot 'em in the dark
Nuke the Gay Whales for Christ.
Nuke the baby fur whales.
Nuke'm til they glow, then shoot'em in the dark!
Nuthin' is simple sometimes...
O Oysters come and walk with us, the Walrus did beseech.
O.K to coninue??  <yes> <no> <MAYBE?>
OH NO, my wife burned the rice crispies--AGAIN!!
ONLINE ? Good! Hit <ALT-H> to take the I.Q. Test
OOPS: Not just for klutzes anymore
OOPs! This is C++, not C!
OOPs, I stepped on a GUI!
OPERATER ERROR.. (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)hoot...
OS/2: What Windows will NEVER BE!
Of all liars, memory is the most convincing
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
Of course I tessssted it.
Of course I turned, I hit you didn't I?
Of course I'm a virgin!  I'm catholic!
Off by CRASHING COMPUTER. Time Logged: ▀ö╣▄╡¢╚⌠
Offline 135 ... is offline, the Wave killed it!
Oh God! I almost stole a tagline!
Oh boy...
Oh my God!
Oh no not this aga&%$*#(##@ NO CARRIER
Oh no! Not another 'undocumented feature'!
Oh! To be an Interface Cowboy in Hyperspace.!!!
Oh, I can 'C' clearly now, my brain is gone...
Oh, I'm a tagline, and I'm OK...
Oh, molluscs. I thought you said bacon.
Oh, no! Not another learning experience!
Oh, what the hell, here's a tagline.
Oh, yeah? Well, beam THIS up, pal!
Oh, you didn't want an XEROX of the disk?
Ohmygosh!.....Ugottabekidding......
Okay! - Okay! - I'll be off the phone in a minute!  Geez!
Old MacDonald had a computer with EIA I/O.
Old age and treachery will overcome youth and skill.
Old age is better than the alternative.
Old computers never die, they just become video games.
Old mufflers never die, they get exhausted.
Old soldiers never die...young ones do.
Omaha? They have computers in Omaha?????
On a clear desk you can never find anything.
On a clear disk you can seek forever
On leave from CNN...
On the other hand, you also have 5 fingers.
One Iraqui dictator can ruin your whole day.
One good turn gets all the blankets!
One man gathers what another man spills...
One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
One never knows, do one?
One wanton pointer, and you're in the soup!
One who is always in a stew generally goes to pot.
Online
Only Weenies steal taglines they don't understand.
Only death is fatal - life is not!
Only lemmings jump to conclusions.
Only stop for walls - Speedo
Only the mediocre are always at their best.
Oooh, Toto, I don't think we're in DOS any more.
Open Mouth, Insert foot, SHUTUP!
Open WINDOWS and you let BUGS in...
Open mouth, insert foot, echo internationally.
Open your mouth honey, it's just a tongue depressor...
Operator...give me the no for 911, quick!
Optical mice have no balls!
Other than that, how'd you like the play, Mrs. Lincoln?
Our father who art in Redmond, hallowed be thy DOS
Our future is always uncertain our end is always too near
Our pond has ducks.  Really anti-social ducks.
Our viewers need proof!
Overestimation: Thinking that all your geese are swans.
Oxymoron #40:  Ironclad Guarantee
Oxymoron: one who has used too much acne goo?
P Revere: "One if by Lan, two if by 'C'"
PAS_AL, BASI_, & _OBOL...  C fills all the gaps!
PATIENCE-A Virtue That Carries A Lot Of Wait
PC RAID... Kills program bugs, DEAD!
PEACENIKS; Demonstrate in a dictatorship!!!!
PERSONAL COMPUTING ... A Terminal Disease.
POPs+OOPs+C==C++
PROGRAM n. used to turn valid data into error messages
PROGRAM v. act similar to beating your head against awall
PUT THE COMPUTER DOWN, HONEY..I'm quitting NOW!
Pagans do it in the Woad
Paramedics are patient people.
Paranoids are never alone.
Pardon me, I've been BBSing.
Pardon me, but your shoe is ringing...
Parenthood-Feeding the mouth that bites you!
Part-time musicians are semiconductors
Pascal:  What's it Wirth?
Pass by the open WINDOWS
Passwords? -- We don' need no steenkin passwords!
Patience -- Wait control
Patience NOW!
Patience is a virgin.
Pave the bay.
Pedal to the Metal
Pedestrian: The most approachable chap in the world.
Pee wee would write, but he does not have a free hand!
Penny for your thoughts..  Hey! I deserve change!
Penny for your thoughts?  SURE, Do I get Change?
Penny:  a dollar with all the taxes taken out.
People are boring. Computers are fun.
People are still having sex?
People let me tell ya 'bout my best friend
People say I'm apathetic, but I don't care.
People say I'm indecisive, but I'm not so sure.
People who eat snails are slime!!
People who gleet in glass houses, shouldn't!
People who live in glass houses shouldn't.
People would be alive if there were a death penality
Perestròika... Llibertat... Demana PAU, au!
Pets are the soul of the household
Philadelphia Pa... We Bomb our Citizens
Photographers do it with a shutter.
Pi R squared. Nooo!  Pie R round, Cornbread R squared!
Pi aren't square! Cornbread are square!
Pine Trees are fine trees!
Pirates, they're recking it for everyone!
Piss on you, I'm workin' for Mel Brooks!
Pitchfork:  a device for collecting dead babies
Place "very funny" tagline here.
Place written complaint and proof here====>[]
Planned Parenthood is nothing of the sort.
Play it Again, Sam
Please Hold...
Please don't spoil everything by telling me the truth.
Please don't yell at me.  I'm new at this.
Please leave deposit in appropriate bank...
Please say it isn't so!!!
Please wait ONE HOUR before replying...
Plerique amicos, tanquam pecudes, eos potissium
Plus çe la change, plus c'est la mêm chose
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Pockets!  I have POCKETS!!!
Politically incorrect and DAMNED proud of it!!!
Positively NO TAGS ALLOWED HERE!!!!!
Possession, n. The whole of the law.
Postscript,..Prescript,..what's the difference?
Power attracts the corruptable.
Power corrupts.  Absolute power is kinda neat.
Practice Random Acts of Kindness and Senseless Beauty
Practice safe eating: use condiments.
Pray for Ted Turner, he's in need!!
Pray for great things, but above all, Pray!
Prayer will be in schools as long as exams are!
Preserve wildlife... pickle a sqirrel.
Press "+" to see another tagline.
Press <CTRL>-<ALT>-<DEL> to continue ...
Press CTL-ALT-DELETE to use computer effectively
Press CTRL-ALT-DEL to continue
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit
Press any key to exit or any other key to continue.
Press the "any key" to continue.
Press the button, my friend, send me back into time.
Printer paper is strongest at the perforation
Pro Choice!
Pro is to con as progress is to Congress
Procrastinators don't die, they keep putn' it off!
Professional mail reader on closed modem. Do not attempt.
Professor: a textbook wired for sound.
Program in hieroglyphics, the original GUI.
Programmer on Computer
Programmers do it top down...
Programmers do it with their fingers.
Programmers don't Byte,they just Nybble a bit
Programmers don't get sniffles, they get a CODE.
Programmers don't repeat themselves, they LOOP
Programmers get overlaid.
Programming Dept.: Mistakes made while you wait.
Programming _can_ be fun.
Programs. Ones w/bugs & ones w/hidden bugs.
Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
Proposed NEW tax will pay the tax on the tax, supposedly.
Prosperity makes friends, adversity tries them.
Providing computer solutions for the mentally impaired...
Prunes give you a run for your money.
Pssst.  Dennis Ritchie is a closet Pascal user!
Psychiatry - the care of the Id by the Odd
Psychoceramics: The study of crackpots.
Puns are bad, but poetry is verse.
Put on your seatbelt...I wanna try
Put two pennies in pocket...they'll breed.
Pyscho 3.0 installed; run NORMAN.MOM
Q:  Which is worse, ignorance or apathy?
QWK? I don't need no stinkin' QWK packet!
QWaK! QWak! SPLASH!  Another QWaKer washed out by the Wav
Qmodem: what every aging woman named Carol needs! []
Questions, questions! Does it ever end?!
Quick, call a Witch Doctor.  My witch is sick!
Quoth the Raven, "Eat My Shorts."
R. Crusoe - only one who got everything done by Friday!
R. Smith: Chevrolet, Heartbreak of America.
R.E.M.  Out Of Time
R:Base 3.1: debased R:Base.
RADIOACTIVE: if you can read this you're sterile
RAM = Rarely Adequate Memory
RAM DISK is NOT an installation procedure!
RBBS?
RECOVER.COM: a little slice of hell.
RIME - Ridiculous Idiots Mouthing Everywhere
ROBOCOMM IT!!!!
ROBONAP: Sleeps *for* you while you're online.
ROM wasn't built in a day.
RPI cheer:e^^x du/dx,e^^x dx;sec,cos,tan,sin,3.14159...
RUSSIA: Glasnost experiment site
Radioactive cats have 18 half lives.
Radioactive halibut will make fission chips.
Rain Rain Go away! Come Again Some Other Day!
Rainy days and automatic weapons get me down
Raising Microsoft bashing to an art form!
Ramble on.....
Random order is an oxymoron.
Rap MUSIC is an oxymoron....
Reach out, reach out and flame someone!
Read my lips...  No more cows, man.
Read the docs. Wow, what a radical concept!
Read the dox?!!? Yea, rite...
Read the manual? Doesn't it come in automatic?
Reader not found, please notify tagline.
Reading science fiction can save you from MindLock
Real Men program in >solder<!
Real Programmers use DEBUG C:\DOSFILES\PROGRAM.EXE
Real hackers' method: COPY CON: PROGRAM.EXE
Real love stories never have endings.
Real men write self-modifying code
Real programmers innovate, others LITIGATE !
Reality failure. Press enter to continuum.
Reality is for people who can't face drugs.
Reality is for people who can't handle computers.
Reality slap number 999999 coming up
Reality-ometer:  [\........]  Hmmph!  Thought so...
Reality.Sys corrupted -- Reboot Universe (Y/N)?
Reality: a crutch for those that don't daydream !
Really. And do these lions eat ants?
Reasoning, Circular:  See Circular Reasoning
Rebel without a clue
Recovering Taglinestealaholic.  Please do not tempt.
Recursive, adj.; see Recursive
Recycle garbage: Re-elect your Congressman!
Recycle! Today's Garbage is tomorrow's America.
Recycle...It saves money and the world.
Reformat Hard Drive!  Are you SURE (Y/Y)?
Regardless of what you may think, this is NOT a tagline.
Regardless of what you think, I am *THE* man!
Regards, Doug
Relay THIS, fella!
Remember who has control of the DEL key!
Remember, Murphy is out there....waiting.
Remember, to a computer 1 + 1 = 10.
Remember:  'i' before 'e', except in Budweiser
Remember: COBOL can be cured if detected early.
Remove tongue from cheek before chewing.
Renegade Tagline!!  We're tired of Being Kidnapped!!!  RE
Reputation: what others are not thinking about you
Resist the devil and he will flee from you
Resistance Is Useless!   (If < 1 ohm)
Rhode Island, the ocean state.
Rhode Island, the smallest state in the USA
Rick for President!
Rl prgrmmrs dnt nd vwls
RoBo in the hands of Dumbo cd. be ho,ho,ho!!
Road-Kill Sold Here! Eat in or take out!
Robo is not a COP !!
Rocks: The original unfinished furniture!
Round numbers are always false.
Rural life is lived mostly in the country
Rush Hour is an oxymoron!
SADDAM SPELLED BACWARDS IS WHAT HE IS!
SAFESEX.ZIP is a Trojan.
SAPFU -- Surpassing All Pevious Foul Ups
SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . .
SERVICE AND CLAIMS: Midnight to 2 AM.
SHIN - A device for finding furniture in the dark.
SLMR, if it weren't so damn good, I'd use something else!
SO WHO NAMED YOU "TASTE POLICE" ANYWAY?
STEP 12:Having had a spiritual awakening as a result ....
STRESS--Your gut says no & your mouth says yes
SX=Sexually eXtinct,also known as neutered,ergo an SX
Saddam Hussein Condoms.  For guys who don't pull out.
Sally sells C Shells to the C sore.
Sandwich: An faulty attempt to make both ends meat.
Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.
Santa's helpers are now Subordinate Clauses!
Sattinger's Law:  It works better if you plug it in.
Save The Next Generation -- End Abortion today!
Save a tree.  Eat a beaver.
Save on toilet paper...use both sides!
Save pennies>> Make your own bullets!
Save the Whales - Collect the entire set!
Save the whales.  Trade them at church!
Save the whales; collect the whole set!
Save trees - do everything online
Save trees, eat  beavers.
Save your money for a rainy day, now selling for $3.95.
Say goodnight, Dick.
Science Fiction: The cutting edge of reality!
Scientists are planning to blow up the Moon!!!
Scott me up Beamie!
Scotty! Hurry! Beam me uragg^*·■£ NO CARRIER
Script:  ImpLode, UpLode, DownLode, ExpLode!
Scripts don't what I tell them to.  :-(
Scuze'a
Season's Greetings should be all year 'round!
Sector not found.  Kill Program?  (Y)es, (N)o, (S)crew it
Security, confine Ensign @LN@ to the brig.
See the gypsy queen in a glaze of Vaseline
Seek error reading drive Z:, reboot system!
Self help for people who talk too much:  On and On Anon
Self-made man: A horrible example of unskilled labor.
Sell!  Sell Everything, dammit!  Sell!!
Semper fidelis- always faithful.
Send $20 for your free Prayer Cloth!
Send Monopoly Money to your Favorite TV Evangelist
Send for your free Prayer Cloth, only $9.95!
Set your Phasers on *Pur^[é^\e*
Sex is a misdemeanor-The more you miss de meaner you get.
Sex isn't the best nor the worst thing in the world.
Share and enjoy, share and enjoy!
Shareware author dies:  .GIF at eleven!
Sharewear (n.) -- Used clothing.
Sharper than an asp's tooth to have a thankless child.
Shave daily with Occam's razor.
Shchizphrenia beats being alone
She laments,...her husband goes this morning a-birding.
Sheesh!  You start havin' fun, and they send the lawyers!
Shell to DOS....come in DOS.
Shh! Be vewy vewy quiet! I'm hunting wuntime ewwors!
Shh...Be vewy quiet!  I'm hunting tagwines!
Shhhh! Hardware is Supposed to Be Secret!
Shhhhhh.....the topic cops are coming.
Shin - Device for finding furniture in the dark.
Shoes for Industry!
Shortcut: Taking a quicker route to stand in a bank line!
Should be read umop apisdn for best results
Show Girl : she's more show than girl.
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you. - C. Jung
Sign here: X______________________________.
Silly Wabbit, QWKs are for kids.
Silly rabbit, tricks are for hookers!
Silly wabbit......QWKs are for QWKidds.
Simple enough for a weenie; enough power for a nerd!
Simple rule: If you don't treat me right, shame on you.
Since GOD spelled backwards is DOG, is my poodle Satan?
Since you put it that way...
Sir! Romulan Warbird decloaking≈2:¼╓b╦° NO CARRIER
Slavery's not just a job, it's indenture.
Sleazegate and Disk Mangler, what a pair!
Sleep faster.  We need the pillows.  ──Yiddish Proverb
Slime!  Dog luvs u!  ( Dyslexics for Christ )
Small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.
Smell my tagline.
Smile when you say "Damn Yankee."
Smile, things could get worse. And they will.
Smile--makes people wonder what you've been up 2
Snow!  I want snow NOW!!!!
So if she weighs the same as a duck...
So it's my birthday. Big deal!!
So many messages, so little time
So many pedestrians, so little time...
So many taglines, so little time.
So that's all there is!
So what if I am a modem junky?
So, I hear you're into molinology...
So, Who thought up Taglines, Anyway??
So, where IS the <ANY> key?
Software Bugs?  Exterminators 'R Us
Software Error: Programmer Held. Finish all activities
Software is never having to say you're done
Software unprotects, a hex change operation
Some assembly required.
Some men without a god are like fish without bicycles.
Some nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men
Some of the best things in LIFE are glider guns.
Some people think "asphalt" is a rectal disorder.
Some taglines SHOULD be turned of⌡∩φ∞≈≤
Some take their mark, others leave it
Some things are still sacred - I haven't taken them apart
Some thoughts are best guillotined before actions result.
Someone say "crash"? We all need hobbies!
Sometimes the obvious works best!
Sometimes you get beer, sometimes beer gets you
Sometimes, I wish I could PKZIP my wife!
Spaceballs: The Tagline
Spaced Aliens:  Columbian drug lords in US.
Spam Spam Spam Spam, Spammity Spammmm, Spam, Spam, Spam
Sparky, Sparky, Bo-Farky. Banana Fana Fo-Farky ..
Speed costs money. How fast do you want to go?
Spellings: Compatible, definitely, protocol.
Spill a drink on your hard drive?  Try PC Towels...
Spock, you are such a putz!
Spock... you're such a putz.
St. Louis Music: Someone to Stay With
Stagecoach -- Drama teacher
Stationary mice have bigger balls. (c)1991
Stay back!  I have a modem and I know how to use it!!!!
Steal my wallet, car and TV - but leave the computer!
Steal this Tag Line.
Step on no pets!
Still couldn't get no Dynamo Humm...
Stipulation #1:  There will be no stipulations
Stolen taglines are the sincerest form of flattery.
Stop discrimination, hate everyone equally.
Stop tagline theft! Copyright your tagline (c)
Stop while you're a Thread......
Stove Top?  I'm stayin'!
Strange but not a stranger...
Strike any user when ready...
Stupidity is not a handicap.  Park elsewhere!
Success is just a matter of luck.  Ask any failure.
Support DAMM--Drunks Against Mad Mothers!
Support Shareware! Support Shareware!
Support animal literacy!
Support the Right to Keep and Arm Bears!!
Support wildlife, take a SysOp to lunch
Support your consultant - they have needs also.
Support your local AAAAA!
Surly to bed, and surly to rise.
Surrender now - before I have to offer you better terms.
Swastikas, skulls and crossbones, dice flashing snakeeyes
Swords to Ploughs? Wouldn't they be small?
Sysoping, not just an adventure, sometimes it's emesis.
Systems Recruiting in the US & Canada
S╟╢╞╡├┤][...▐▄¡s╥ε▐\▌ ╤() ╦├┤Σ b¡╤s╦Rε╒╕┌┬┐S...
TARFU -- Things are Really Fouled Up
TECHNICALITY:  Someone *ELSES* Constitutional rights..
THERE IS NO JUSTICE, THERE IS ONLY ME.
THINKING HURTS, it may lead to unpleasant truths!
THUGS EAT THEN ROB PROPRIETOR
TOS,TAS,TMP,TWOK,TSFS,TVH,TNG,TFF,????
TSR's!!!!!   Bah! Humbug!
TV is a crutch for those who lack imagination.
Tact is for weenies.
Tag - Your it! How childish...
Tag line #27, See Apendix C, pg 245
Tag line thievery ... On the next Geraldo!
Tag..... You're it!
Tagito ergo sum (I tag, therefore I am)
Tagline Lotto: ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓<- Scratch here to reveal prize.
Tagline delivery delayed due to bad roads.
Tagline, You're it!
Tagline?
Taglines are for idiots.
Taglines are for morons.
Taglines cause cancer.
Taglines mean nothing to me!
Taglines that make you go "Hmmm..."
Taglines wanted!
Taglines...one line freedom of speech!
Taglines?  Taglines?  I doan wan' no stinkin' taglines!
Take egotism out, and you castrate the benefactors.
Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.
Take my advice...I'm not using it
Take my advice...I'm not using it anyway!
Take pot to the beach; leave no tern unstoned.
Take the antiderivative of (tan 3x^2)/5x...
Take two crows and caw me in the morning
Taken as a whole, the universe is absurd
Talk back, tremblin' lips!
Talk is cheap - Because supply exceeds demand.
Teeth were not made for stripping wires.
Telecommunicators are special people.
Tell it to the Judge
Terror:  A female Klingon with PMS.
Testing One... Fiftythree... fortytwo...
Th vwls n m kbrd dn't wrk vry wll, d thy??
Thank you for reading this message!
Thank you for the wonderful tag line
Thank you.
Thanks for the tagline.  :-)
That'll be $67.50  CCCHHHHHIIIIINNNNGGGG!!!!
That's Bond, James Bond, double-oh-seven..
That's a smug aura of respectability you see in a mirror?
That's about the sum of it.
That's not a Bug, that's an Enhanced Feature
That's not a bug, it's a FEATURE!
That's not a bug, that's a feature
That's not a bug--it's an undocumented feature!
That's not a bug. It's supposed to do that.
That's not line noise--my modem's speaking in tongues!
That's odd -- I had a tagline when I came in here...
That's why GOD made your eyes; to plagiarize.
The "Any" key?  See the one in the back marked "power"?
The Abort, Retry, Fail ?
The Answer is 42
The COBOL Crisis:  "But it worked in test".
The Fear of God is second to Fear of Snakes
The Fear of SNAKES out does the Fear Of G
The First Myth of Management - It exists.
The Freedom Line - Where are all our POW's?
The Golden Age will come only when men have forgotten gol
The Grass is Brown on BOTH sides of the Fence...
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame
The Magic of Windows:  Turns a 486 into a XT.
The National Procrastinators Week will be rescheduled...
The OFFICIAL tagline of the 1996 Olympics!
The Original Multitasker=Two PCs and a chair with wheels!
The Tao of Crash Test Dummies-looking for a few good zen
The Toe that can be stubbed is not the true Toe.
The UART's will'na take this speed cap'n
The UARTs won't take this speed, Captain!
The Way! The Truth! and The Life!
The Wild Celt: Drink Guiness It is Good for You!!!!!
The above opinion is worth 2 cents.
The agony of delete...
The arrogance of age must submit to be taught by youth.
The beatings will continue until morale improves!
The best blood at times gets into fools and mosquitoes.
The best defense against logic is stupidity.
The best way to accelerate a Mac is at 9.8 m/s^2
The boss is always right.
The bugs will go away when you turn off the computer!
The characters in this message are recyclable
The chip's canna' take much more o'this, Captain.
The day divides the nights.  Nightime devours the day.
The dog ate my .REP packet.
The early worm has a death wish.
The earth is like a tiny grain of sand, only heavier!
The easy way is always the hardest way.
The few, the proud, the Windows 3.0 & SX owners.
The fewer the facts, the stronger the opinion.
The flood has arrived, may we interest you in an ark?
The ghost of things to be avoided.
The giving hand ... receives
The golden years suck
The good news is that the bad news was wrong...
The greatest productive force is selfishness!
The hard disk you save may be your own
The hills were worn down by eroticism
The human race is still in beta test...
The hurrieder I go, the behinder I get....
The hurrier I go, the behinder I get.
The last thing I saw was this Big Blue Wave!
The mailman bringeth.. The trashmen taketh away!
The metalic years, silver hair, gold teeth, lead botom.
The mind is the 2nd thing to go, don't remember what's 1s
The mind is what the brain does.
The more I learn, the more I have to learn.
The more known about people, the more to admire in dogs.
The more you know.... The luckier you get
The more you run over a cat, the flatter it gets.
The mother of all taglines.
The mouse with a single hole is quickly caught by the cat
The one with the most typefaces when he dies, WINS!
The only person who doesn't use am offline mail reader!
The only realities are the atoms and empty space.
The paper is always strongest at the perforations.
The phone is baroque, please call bach later.
The price of liberty is eternal vigilance...
The problem with the gene pool is there's no lifeguard
The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple
The road to success is always under construction
The sacred cows have come home to roost with a vengeance.
The scenery only changes for the lead dog!
The sensual and the dark rebel, in vain
The sound of many hands clapping. Olé!
The trouble with a kitten is that, eventually it's a cat.
The truth, however, is not pertinent to the issue.
The ultimate mail reader is here!!!!
The weather is here...wish you were beautiful.
The wife of a careless man is almost a widow.
The wine is good but the meat is spoiled.
The wise learn more from fools than fools from the wise.
The woman cries before the wedding; the man afterward.
The words we use can compound our problems.
The world is a beautiful book, for those who can read it.
The worst prison would be a closed heart.
The worst thing about censorship is ██████████.
The worst vice of a fanatic is his sincerity.
The wrong way always seems the more reasonable.
Them that can does, them that can't RTFM.
There are TWO 'B's in BBS, not one....
There are lies, damned lies, and benchmarks!
There are no answers at best a few possibly good guesses.
There are no skeptics in hell.
There are so many upgrades, I am bankrupt.
There are two solutions - hardware or software.
There is a law for every Occasion!!
There is no XXXXXXX place for censorship!
There is no man so blind as he who will not see.
There is not gravity.  The earth sucks.
There is only one universal passion: fear.
There's a dead bishop on the landing!
There's more than one answer to these questions...
There's no future in time travel.
There's no intelligent life down here.
There's no such thing as a free Tag Line.
There's nothing wrong with my keyboard. There's n&%)$^%@!
There's only two kind's of music - Country & Western
There's somthing inside your head...
These are your eggs on drugs.
These hemorrhoids are a pain in the neck!
They *blinded* me with Science!
They all look the same at 2 A.M.
They blew the Bronx away. . .
They can't fire me, Slaves have to be sold!!!
They who drink beer will think beer.
Thin may be in, but fat's where it's at!
Think "HONK" if you're a telepath.
Think of it as evolution in action
Think you're confused now ? Try using EZ-Reader w/ EDLIN!
Think!  It may hurt, but it pays off over time.
Think!  While it's still legal!!
This BBS has achieved Air superiority.
This MSG created by pouring warm tea on a Ouiji board.
This Tag line is self referencing!
This Tagline Under Surveillance by the Pinkerton Agency !
This Tagline brought to you by Intelligence INC.
This Tagline for Sale
This Tagline is Death-Trapped. Stay Away.
This Tagline is for sale.  Call 1-800-TAG-THIS!
This Tagline will self-destruct in 5 seconds!
This ain't no party, this ain't no disco..
This building is so high, the elevator shows movies.
This computer is taking over my life!!!!
This does not exist.
This door is baroque; please call Bach later.
This end down, not up, Stupid!
This is NOT Burger King.  You do not get it YOUR way.
This is X Insurance Co - How May I Shaft You?
This is a BRAG line, and I'm proud of it!
This is a Moving Message.
This is a copy of a completely original tagline .
This is a stolen tagline
This is a test of the EBS. This is ONLY a test.
This is a test tag.
This is abuse.  Arguments are down the hall.
This is an egg.  This is a frying pan.  Any questions?
This is an ex-parrot!
This is express written consent of Major League Baseball.
This is heavy stuff for a Thursday!
This is more exciting than Woody Allen on Valium.
This is my tagline and you can't have it.
This is not what you think.
This is pretty exciting for a Thursday!!
This is the tagline to end all taglines.
This is your brain.  Postscript on brain your is This.
This is your modem on drugs!
This is your pizza. τ╞╕ì$ │ ¥ºÜΓ !zzα ╙┘ï┼▐╗ ªⁿ¢╫Φ√ìé$
This is your sysop.   ┬├┤¡s ìs ÿou⌠ s╦sop óñ δτugæ.
This isn't a tag line. It just looks like one.
This isn't a tag, it's the message
This isn't a tagline, but it plays one on TV
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This marks Logical End-Of-Message. Physical EOM follows.
This message cleared by Iraqi censors.
This message is $hareWare! To register, please send $20
This message made of recyclable electrons.
This message was typed on recycled phosphorus
This message will self-destruct in five seconds.....
This phone is baroque; please call Bach later.
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This tag brought to you by...they keep going and
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This tagline Copyright 1991 (C) All rights reserved. :-)
This tagline also stolen by Silly Little Mail Reader!
This tagline can't be stolen. Call 555-1234. Tagbusters!
This tagline cancelled due to lack of interest
This tagline contains a virus - DO NOT READ!
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This tagline is SHAREWARE!  To register, send me $10
This tagline is Serial # 2377/AFR-1104.991
This tagline is copy protected
This tagline is identical to the one you are reading.
This tagline is indecipherable!!
This tagline is made just for @N@
This tagline is self-referential.
This tagline is umop apisdn
This tagline is under repair.  Thank you.
This tagline not sponsored by Pepsi in any way.
This tagline protected by an attack cat.
This tagline self-destructs when U <ENTER>
This tagline stolen by Silly Little Mail Reader
This tagline utterly lacks class, but is very cute
This tagline was missing, so I filled something in...
This tagline was never here.
This thing doesn't compile in time.  Need a new 486
Those who fought for it know the true taste of freedom!
Those who know me, despise me.
Tho{jad of the Just-Happy-Enough-To-Piss-Everyone-Else-Of
Throw rocks at sea-birds; leave no tern unstoned.
Tic Tac Toe and way to go
Time Stops for no man.  Except me.
Time Travel Seminar-Two weeks ago, Thursday
Time and tide, nothing and no one can stop us now...
Time flies like an arrow, Fruit flies like bananas
Time flies like wind.  Fruit flies like pears.
Time goes? No.  Alas time stays, we go.
Time is an illusion. Lunch, doubly so.
Time is an illusion....especially while modeming!
To Freud, the world consists of housewives only
To Serve Man
To Ski or Not to Ski THAT is the Question!
To avoid seeing a fool, break your mirror.
To be and not to be, that is the contradiction
To err is Human.  To blame someone else is politics.
To err is human but mostof us never make mistake
To err is human, to forgive is against company policy.
To err is human, to forgive is against my policy
To err is human.  To really screw up it takes a computer.
To err is human. To moo is bovine.
To err is to screw up....
To every rule there's an exception & vice versa.
To go where no man has gone before... BBSing!
To increase speed add lightness
To iterate is human, to recurse divine.
To live-is to risk dying.
To process or not to process that is the question!
To respond to this message, press "R"....
To sleep, perchance to Dream
To take arms against a C of troubles.
To take the Genesis online IQ test: press Alt/H
Today has been a long year!!!!!!!!!!
Today's subliminal message is             .
Today, take an astronaut to launch.
Tomorrow we start dieting!
Tonsils cure cancer!!  Want to buy some?
Too much shareware, not enough registration $$$.
Torque... Torque is the answer.
Totally non-offensive tagline. G-rated.
Trekkies of the world, get a life.
Trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again!
Trust in GOD, *and* tie your camel tight
Trust me, I'm a lawyer.
Try Clarion for REAL database development!!
Try it, you'll like it.  Trust me.
Try not to unnecessarily or excessively split infinitives
Tuba or not tuba?
Turbo Pascal for WINDOWS? Borland's betrayed me.
Two dumbs; know too much, know too little!!
Two most common elements in the universe: Hydrogen & Stup
Two most common elements: hydrogen, stupidity.
Typing all of your message in capitals is SHOUTING!
U.S. Robotics HST DS - Go broke saving money!
U.S. SUPREME COURT  

U.S. taxes 1930 = 13%, 1990 = 35%
UNIX...  A manly sort of operating system!
USES DOS,CRT,MOUSE,RAM,C:,PRN,VGA,EGA,ELECTRICITY
Uh yeer ugh-o eye kudent spel pro-grammar; now eye R 1.
Uh, MC, who'd WANNA touch that?
Uh, oh, looks like time to upgrade already...
Ultimate oxymoron:  "Cash Surplus"
Unable to find COLDBEER.CAN...  SysOp not loaded!!!
Unable to locate Coffee -- Operator Halted!
Unable to locate Diet Pepsi -- Operator Halted!
Unable to locate Mt.Dew.Com - Programmer halted!
Unable to locate Pepsi -- Operator Halted!
Unable to locate iced tea -- Operator Halted!
Unbreakable toys are good for breaking other toys.
Undocumented Features will rule the EARTH!
Unless you can see black then white has no meaning
Unregistered Evaluation Copy
Unregistered Evaluation Tagline
Unspeakable error in module JH at address $
Upgraded my network last week.  Yep, new Reeboks!
Use DEVICE=EXXON to screw up your environment
Use EXTEND.ZIP to get more handles on life...
Use Windex On Your Windows
Use your own judgement - - then do as I say...
User-supported tagline. To register send $49.95 to...
Users: Keep them dry and don't feed them after midnight.
VD is nothing to clap about!
Vaporware 3.2: The next best thing to the real thing!
Variables won't; Constants aren't.
Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Exploration Team: 1999-1955
Vice Versa; Mafia controlled poetry...
Vios con dios!
Virginity can be cured.
Virginity is a disease that can be cured.
Virus detected on your HD. .transfer aborted
Virus in the HD? who you gonna call? WORMBUSTERS
Volem missatges en català!!!
Vuja De - The Feeling You've Never Been Here
Vulgarity: The conduct of others.
WARNING!  No user serviceable characters in this tagline.
WARNING!  Removal of this tagline prohibited by law!
WARNING! I Steal Taglines! (This one for example)
WARNING: Programmer X-ing
WARNING: The Surgeon General Started Smoking!
WHAT?  Bigger Docs?  V^^^\_ o^o _/^^^V
WHAT??? Give up C:\> for silly ICONS?
WHeRe is ThaT DArN ShIfT keY?
WILDNET : If you're interested in something different.
WIN.INI? Let's see what the User's Guide says...
WIN3.0 Attractive and easy, SLUT of the computer
WINDOWS MULTITASKS! (in a DesqView window)
WINDOWS ON AN 8088 IS A REAL EXPERIENCE!!
WINDOWS SUCKS!!
WINDOWS, Just say NO!!!
WINDOWS: An overpriced way to eat up HD space
WINTER is Nature's way of saying, "UP YOUR'S!"
WOMAN.ZIP....Great program, no documentation!
WP Corp Support Can't Be Beat!
WP for WIN will be a Winner!
WYTYSYDG - What you thought you saw, you didn't get.
W[h]ere know tagline as gone before....
Wait, Don't Pick Up That ph₧≈{╣ª╝┼Ƽ╟╨ß°τ≡∙ⁿ²⌡Θ▐╘£
Waiting for my '$99.95 dBase offer' from Borland!
Waiting for somedough
Waiting to overcome all objections, results in nothing.
Walk softly and carry a fully charged PHASER!
Wanna giggle? Try (EDITOR=EDLIN !) in anything.
Wanted: Good taglines to steal...
Was That Your Wife I Saw In That GIF?
Wasting time is an important part of living.
Watch out!  Your PKZIP is open!
Watch your back - hot files coming through!
Water + Malt + Hops + Yeast = Satisfaction
Watson, the game's afoot!
We ARGO ing to get in trouble.....
We ain't slow, we just nap when we're sleepy!
We all live in a yellow object method!!!
We all live in a yellow sub-routine
We are in bondage to the law so that we may be free.
We are ships that pass in the night.
We are the Nubs...beat it, you guys!
We are the people our parents warned us about!
We came, we saw, we BBSed.
We come in peace, shoot to kill.
We don't have Sarcasm on our planet...
We don't need no stinkin' patches!
We give nothing as willingly as our advice.
We have met the enemy - and he tasted GREAT!
We have met the enemy and they tasted GREAT!
We have standards and expect you not to exceed them.
We must believe in free will.  We have no choice.
We need more power! Can you give us any more?!
We now return to our regularly scheduled flame-throwing.
We used to be Schizophrenic.
We want YOU McDonnell Douglas!!!
We'll remove any stain&sew up the hole -Laundram
We'll take the stairs.
We're off doing beta, the wonderful beta of oooz
Weather's here; wish you were beautiful.
Websters: recursive. Adj. see recursive.
Welcome to Texas...now GIT!
Welcome to last years meeting of the Procrastinators Club
Welcome to the only nice motel in town.
Welfare and TV are today's bread and circuses.
Well, your raster disolved your bitmap.....
What GUI?  I don't see anyone!
What Greenhouse Effect? Hey, is it warm in here or what?
What I need is to mind-meld with this mach.
What a lovely world it is that has women in it!
What are the instructions doing in the trash??
What are you doing?!?  The message is over, GO AWAY!
What can you do at 3 AM?  PSSSTTT - got a modem?
What color is a chameleon on a mirror?
What do you expect?  This is California!
What do you mean? You actually read this Tagline?!?
What does this button do +++ATH+++ CARRIER LOST
What does this button do?...
What fools these morals be!
What good grammar you got. What school you went?
What happened to my CUBBIES?
What happens when fish trip?
What if all this were real?
What if there were no hypothetical situations
What is Kuwaits main product was Brocolli?
What is the meaning of life in 50 words or less
What it is, is what it is
What orators lack in depth they make up in length.
What part of NO didn't you understand?
What the heck happened here??!!
What we DON'T need is more laws!
What's 20,000 lawyers rotting in a swamp? A GOOD START!
What's another word for Thesaurus?
What's in a Name?
What's the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
What? Me Worry?
Whatever it is, I'm against it! - Groucho Marx
Whats the world coming to?  A dead end...
When I want your opinion, I'll read your entrails.
When Kip Compton is found, the check is in the....
When Money talks... it says GOODBYE!
When PIG's fly they will be called PIGeons
When all else fails, READ THE DOCS!
When all else fails, read the directions.
When all else fails, read the instructions...
When all else fails, read the manual.
When all think alike, then no one is thinking.
When everyone thinks alike, then everyone is stupid.
When in Rome . . . romance!
When in danger,when in doubt, run in circles,yell & shout
When in doubt fire photons!
When in doubt, do as the doubters do
When in doubt, mumble.
When in doubt, worry.
When in doubt...RTFM!
When money speaks, truth keeps silent.
When no wind blows, even the weather vane has character.
When on a roll, should you be concerned or jelly-filled?
When puns are outlawed only outlaws will have puns
When the going gets tough... The tough go drinking.
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
When the wind is southerly, I know a hawk from a handsaw.
When using PCs, ALWAYS anticipate problems.
When we can't dream the time for death has arrived.
When you come to a fork in the road, take it!
When you find anything that works, it usually fails.
When you listen to fools, the MOB rules!
When you see a snake, never mind where he came from.
Where am I... and why am I in this handbasket?
Where are we going?  And why am I in this handbasket?
Where can I get one of those computer bats!!
Where do honey bees go potty?  At a BP station naturally.
Where does the fire go when the fire goes out?
Where ever Yugo, I go.
Where law ends, there tyranny begins.
Where there is a stink feces there is the odor of being.
Where's the "ANY KEY"?
Wherever you go - there you are.
Which do I miss more Taglines or headaches???
Which is the non-smoking lifeboat?
Which one is the any key?
Which one is the controller? BZBBZZZZTTT....Not that one!
Which way is up????? ARE YOU SURE!!!
Which way to Castle Anthrax??...
Whip me, beat me, make me write bad software.
Who ate the last bowl of Corn Pops (TM)?
Who decides who is a "REAL" programmer?
Who goes to psychiatrist should have his head examined
Who invented SHORT people?
Who invited all these tacky people?
Who needs Tag lines, Anyway???
Who says 1200 baud is slow???
Who, what, when and with who?
Whom gods would destroy, they first teach MS-DOS.
Why Bother With Taglines?
Why C++ and not ++C?
Why DID kamikaze pilots wear helmets anyways?!
Why Doesn't Ice Cream Have Any Bones???
Why ME?
Why are there so many actors in this movie?
Why are we talking about this?  I don't have ques¥╢╞┘°ⁿ
Why buy shampoo when real poo is still free?
Why can't women remember to put the toilet lid back up!?
Why do my fusion pistols keep exploding!?
Why do pensioners have to eat catfood?
Why do you park in a driveway, and drive on a parkway???
Why do you read taglines?
Why don't chickens have lips?
Why don't we do it in the road?
Why don't you sue your brains for non-support?
Why get even, when you can get odd?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that no matter where you are, you're "here"?
Why is it that the best taglines are too lon
Why is that light %^&&&
Why is the sun never overhead at noon?
Why is there a watermelon on the bandsaw?
Why isn't there another word for thesaurus?
Why not YOU?
Why read it when you can print it?
Why read the Docs....I'm already confused.
Why then do the Wicked Prosper?
Why yes, they are Bugle Boy beans.
Wilimanakabeetsai!
Will Windows 3.1 be any good?
William K. Smith:"Wait, my uncle Ted can drive you home."
Win Some Lose Some....But When Do I Win Some?
Window-screen: An arrangement for keeping flies in.
Windows 3.0 : Ooey, GUI, Good!
Windows 3.0 is for wannabe computer gurus.
Windows 3.0 ─ No Pane ─ No Gain.
Windows 3.0: Attractive & Easy, Slut of the CPU.
Windows 3.0: from the people that brought you EDLIN
Windows IS NOT a virus...viruses do something.
Windows is a kolossal kludge.
Windows, the EDSEL of operating systems!
Windows: From the people who brought you EDLIN!
Windows: From the people who brought you the 640K limit
Windows? HA! C:\WINDOWS. DELETE *.* AH! Thats Better <g>
Wisdom of many and the wit of a half.
Wish I had some idea of what I'm asking.  :-!
With a calendar your days are numbered!
With free advice, you get what you paid for
Without waves there would be no change
Woman.zip - great program, readme.1st file is missing.
Women come with instructions, Just ask them!
Women do come with instructions; ask them.
Women! Cant live with them, Cant live with them!
Word Perfect Makes Perfect Sense
WordPerfect and MegaMail, what a pair!!
WordPerfect isn't, Pagemaker doesn't, etc., etc., etc....
WordStar and SLMR, a GREAT combination!
Words and ideas are what change our world.
Words, 25¢ ea. Better quality words, 50¢ ea.
Words, words, words.  And no place to put them all!
Workshops are the bane of civilization.
World's greatest Gif collector.
Worst-case scenario. U may have to BUY it.
Would George be president if his name was Harry?
Wounded Knee: 100 years December 29, 1990.
Wow!  What a groove!  It's a tropical paradise!
Wow, is that a REAL Elvis satin wallhanging?
Write all complaints legibly -> []
W╫│£ë ╦╫É WÖΓ(D ╤ûΓÑ$ ╤╫é $ç₧êW$ ┬│G╫┬êñ.
XEROX never comes up with something original
YOU look like an elephant!
Yep! you bet... What was that you said?
Yer such a wild thang!
Yes Virginia, there is a Dan Parsons.
Yes, but are you SURE?
Yield to temptation..it may be your only chance!
You ain't seen nuttin' yet!
You are HERE   ----> ! <-----
You are the Amoeba. You have the power to Flow.
You are the Filch. You have the power to Steal.
You are the Laser. You have the power to Blind.
You are the Skeptic. You have the power to Doubt.
You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose
You can't believe everything your hear.
You can't eat your friends and have them too.
You can't get there from here.
You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.
You can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd...
You don't deserve it, but I'm glad it happened!
You don't know it, but this is a subliminal tagline......
You know you're dieting when postage stamps taste good.
You live and learn. Or you don't live long.
You made my day, now you have to sleep in it
You mean, we have ANOTHER modem to feed?
You might as well - I stole yours.
You need the MANUALS to use this tagline!
You said a mouseful!
You tell 'em Banana, You've been skinned.
You tell 'em Bank, You're safe.
You tell 'em Bean, He's stringing you.
You tell 'em, Bald Head, You're smooth.
You threw out my WHAT?
You want it when??
You want me to pay for bug fixes???
You will need the MANUALS to use this tagline!
You'll love it Dad! It's fully assembled!
You're only young once.  You're immature forever.
You're standing where I want to pee.
You'renotdrunkifyoudon't steponyourhandwalkingtoyourdoor
Young programmers are the best! [and the cockiest]
Your Zip file is open.
Your cart just ran over my dogma
Your cat just ran over my dog.
Your neat tagline was just stolen by SLMR20 - Thanks!
Your shoe is ringing.
Your spelling checker,dont write Nome without it
Youth + confidence + myopia = naivete.
Yukon Fred's Pizzeria and Gator Pit
ZIPiddy do.ZIPiddy yeay....
ZIPitty do dah, ARCity ay!
ZMODEM has bigger bits, softer blocks, and tighter ASCII
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and sometimes the bear eats you.
code code code code eat code code code sleep code code...
cogito ergo . . . get into a lot of arguments
compiled, first screen came up, ship it!!!
day++;  dollar--;
del Banquo.*  del damnspot.*
deny thy father and forget thy tagline.
diversity is the mother of continued employment.
dy(3x^4 + 2x-5)/dx = 12x^3 + 2
ebius tagline. This is a moebius tagline. This is a mo ..
fflush and then wwash your hands.
hAS ANYONE SEEN MY cAPSLOCK KEY?
howmanycharactersdoyouthinkyoucanfitintoonetaglineanyway?
if ( !broke ) don't_fix();
if ( original_ver == OK )  don't_upgrade();
if u cn rd ths u 2 cn thnk up shrt clvr tglns
if u cn rd ths u cn bcm a c prgmr!
if(ThisDay()!=MyDay)DosSleep(ulTillNextDay);
if(crash) grab_ankles();kiss_xxx_goodbye()
illegitimati non carborendum
kjhf7u2sfgywh...HEY, get the cat off my computer!
look, It's a drunk tank of trombones!
mod emo dem ode mod emo dem ode mod emo dem ode mod emo
multitask: Choke on gum and trip simultaniously!
no, I don't have a graduate degree - why do you ask?
ooooooooonnnnnnnnnn, Oops Cat on the keyboard
pitchfork (n.): used to unload dead babies from boxcars
printf("This is a tagline..."); printf("\nThis is your br
return((usBirdInHand = 2 * InTheBush()));
rm -rf means never having the chance to say you're sorry
see here now ...
shift key/ never heard of it1111
strrev(strcpy("xus yti     "+7,"varg")-7)[0]='G'
terra incognita. [Lat.]
test test test and retest
they're cousins, identical cousins...
this space for rent
while(math_teacher() == talk) fall_asleep();
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¿Qué?
¿yas eh d'tahW.  ¿mih raeh uoy diD
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√√Error√√Checking√√Modems√√arn't√√they√√Great√√
"DROPPED FROM UTS" is just VM's way of saying "Booga, Boo
"DROPPED FROM UTS" is just VM's way of saying UTS is out
"Is" is the verb for when you don't want a verb.
Oh dear, I think you'll find reality's on the blink again
One day I woke up and discovered that I was in love with
One lawyer can steal more than a hundred men with guns.
Open Channel D...
Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
Paul Lynde to block...
Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.
reboot it, during a FAT
People usually get what's coming to them...Unless it's be
...as American as English muffins and French toast.
1955-1975: 36 Elvis movies. 1975-1993: nothing.
A bachelor is a guy who is footloose and fiancee free.
A Big Mac, french fries and a large Coke!
A career is a job that takes about 20 more hours a week.
A child of 5 could understand this!  Fetch me a child of
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of t
A conservative is one who is too cowardly to fight and to
A day without sunshine is like night.
A diamond is just a lump of coal that made good under pre
A gleekzorp without a tornpee is like a quop without a fe
A harp is a nude piano.
A heavy purse makes a light heart. - Irish proverb
A man, a plan, a canal.  Suez!
A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman is as bad a
A man's house is his hassle.
A misguided platypus will lay its eggs in your shorts.
A nearby penny is worth a distant dollar.
A Puritan is someone who is deathly afraid that someone s
A penny saved is ridiculous.
A pessimist complains about the noise when opportunity kn
A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
A project not worth doing at all is not worth doing well.
A Smith and Wesson beats four aces.
A sick mind is not necessarily the sign of a clean desk.
A stitch in time would have confused Einstein.
A sweater is a garment worn by a child when his mother fe
A zygote is a gamete's way of producing more gametes.
Abolish first marriages!
Above all else -- sky.
Abstain from beans.
Abstainer, n. A weak person who yields to the temptation                                2.2
Abstract Art,n.A product of the untalented, sold by the u                               2.2
Academy: A modern school where football is taught.
Accident: A condition in which presence of mind is good,
According to the latest official figures, 43% of all stat
Accuracy: The vice of being right.
Achievement, n. The death of endeavor and the birth of di                               2.2
Adolescence,n. That period of time between puberty and ad
Adult: One old enough to know better.
Advancement in position.
Advertising agency: eighty-five percent confusion and fif
After all is said and done, usually more is said then don
Afternoon: That part of the day we spend worrying about h
Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
Aging is bad, but consider the alternative.
Ahead warp factor one, Mr. Sulu.
Air pollution is a mist demeanor.
Alimony: bounty after the mutiny, the high cost of leavin
All generalizations are bad.
All people smile in the same language.
All that glitters has a high refractive index.
All the world's a stage and the people on it are poorly r
All things are possible except skiing thru a revolving do
All true wisdom is found on T--shirts.
All work and no play, will make you a manager.
Always remember that you are unique.  Just like everyone
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to
America! the land of the Chrysler 440 cubic inch engine!
An adequate bootstrap is a contradiction in terms.
An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support
An egotist is a person of low taste, more interested in h
An egotist thinks he's in the groove when he's in a rut.
An engineer is someone who does list processing in Fortra
An honest politician is one who, when bought, stays bough
An optimist laughs to forget... a pessimist forgets to la
Anarchy is against the law.
And don't start a sentence with a conjunction.
And here's another clue for you all:  The walrus was Paul
And now, for something completely different.
And that, my lord, is how we know the Earth to be banana-
And tomorrow will be like today, only more so.
Antonym: The opposite of the word you're trying to think
Any given program: Once running, is obsolete.
Any given program: Will expand to fill all available reso
Any IC protected by a fast acting fuse will protect the f
Anyone want a burger? It has cheese on both sides!
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head
Anything is possible, unless it's not.
As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
As long as the answer is right, who cares if the question
As of next week, passwords will be entered in Morse code.
Assassination is the extreme form of censorship.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Auctioneer, n. The man who proclaims with a hammer that h                               2.2
Auntie Em: Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. - Dorot
Avoid criticism--say, do and be nothing.
Baby carriage bumper sticker:   "POO-POO HAPPENS!''
Bad luck is being run over by the welcome wagon.
Badges?  We don't need no stinkin' badges!
Barometer: An ingenious instrument which indicates what k
Be alert, the world needs more lerts.
Be reasonable. Do it my way.
Behind every argument is someone's ignorance.
Behind every successful man--a surprised mother-in-law.
Better attitudes through chemistry.
Between two evils, always pick the one you never tried be
Beware of a dark--haired man with a loud tie.
Beware of a tall dark man with a spoon up his nose.
Beware of dark rooms... they might be the morgue.
Beware of low flying butterflies.
Beware the legless man who teaches running.
Beware the thirty--first of November.
Bidet?  Try washing your whole body.
Biggest security gap -- an open mouth.
Bimbos should be obscene and not heard.
Biology grows on you.
Biz is better.
Blessed are they that run around in circles, for they sha
Brain fried -- Core dumped
Brain: The apparatus with which we think that we think.
Breeding rabbits is a hare raising experience.
Bureaucratic organization is like a septic tank: the big
But I don't like Spam!!!!
But this is my sister's bike!
But you shall not escape my iambics.
Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as lar
California is a fine place to live -- if you happen to be                               2.2
Can you whistle 300 baud?
Captain's Log, star date 21:34.5.
Careful planning will never replace dumb luck.
CChheecckk yyoouurr dduupplleexx sswwiittcchh..
Celibacy is NOT hereditary.
Charity:  a thing that begins at home and usually stays t
Check again to make sure it's not loaded.
Cheech!  Hey!  Cheech!
Christ died for our sins, so let's not disappoint him.
Clark Kent is a transvestite.
Classified material requires proper storage.
Cleanliness is next to impossible.
Climate is what you expect.  Weather is what you get.
Clones are people two.
Cloning is the sincerest form of flattery.
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no infl
COBOL programmers understand why women hate periods.
Coastal access, next left.
Cobol programmers are down in the dumps.
Cocaine isn't habit forming.  I should know -- I've been                                2.2
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum--I think that I think, ther
Cole's law--thinly sliced cabbage.
Collaboration: A literary partnership based on the false                                2.2
Commit the oldest sins the newest kind of ways.
Compromise: The fine art of making sure that nobody gets
Computer Science is embarrassed by the computer.
Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and
Computers are useless; they can only give answers.
Computers can never replace human stupidity.
Computers Unite!  You have nothing to lose but your opera
Confession is good for the soul, but bad for the career.
Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand
Confucious say too damn much!
Confusticate and bebother these dwarves!
Congratulations!  The pressure will stop soon.
Congratulations!  You are the one--millionth user to log
Congratulations!  You have now used up another 250 hours
Conscience is the inner voice^that warns us somebody is l
Consider your reputation.  Try changing your name and mov
Continental Life. Why do you ask?
Conversation: A vocal competition in which the one who is                               2.2
Corporation, n. An ingenious device for obtaining individ                               2.2
Counting in binary is just like counting in decimal if yo
Counting in octal is just like counting in decimal if you
Courage is fear that has said its prayers.
Coward: One who in a perilous emergency thinks with his l
Create your own opportunity.  Blackmail a senior executiv
Creditors have much better memories than debtors.
Credo, quia absurdum est.^[I believe, because it is absur
Crito, I owe a cock to Asclepius; will you remember to pa
Cynic: One who looks through rose-colored glasses with a
DAMN IT, I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!
Dad, have you seen Blip? I can't find him anywhere!
Daisies of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but
Danger Will Robinson! Danger! Danger! Danger! Danger!
Darth Vadar!  Only you would be so bold.
Darth Vader sleeps with a Teddywookie.
Dating is like Geometry: If you've got the curves, I've g
Dawn: The time when men of reason go to bed.
Death has been proven to be 99 per cent fatal in laborato
Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down.
Death:  to stop sinning suddenly.
Decaffeinated coffee?  Kinda like kissing your sister.
Deflector shields just came on, Captain.
Deliberation: The act of examining one's bread to determi                               2
Depart in pieces.... i.e., Split.
Department meeting in 3 minutes.
Details 20 minutes from now on Action Central News, kids.
Diets are for people who are thick and tired of it.
Difference between a house and a home--a family.
Digital circuits are made from analog parts.
Diplomacy--the art of letting someone have your way.
Direct action produces direct reaction.
Disclose classified information only when a NEED TO KNOW
Disco is to music what Etch-A-Sketch is to art.
Disease can be cured; fate is incurable.
Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead.
Disks travel in packs.
Do not be led astray onto the path of virtue.
Do not believe everything you hear or anything you say.
Do not believe in miracles--rely on them.
Do not drink coffee in the morning or it will keep you aw
Do not kiss an elephant on the lips today.
Do not merely believe in miracles, rely on them.
Do not put statements in the negative form.
Do not sleep in a eucalyptus tree tonight.
Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out of
Do not tell big lies.  Small ones can be just as effectiv
Do not underestimate the power of the Force.
Do you always hit the nail right on the thumb?.
Do you know what floccinaucinihilipilification means?
Do your knees buckle, but not your belt?.
Documentation is the castor oil of programming...
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Does your back go out more than you do?.
Doesn't matter if it's gold--long as it's silver.
Doghouse:  A mutt hut.
Doing nothing makes you tired 'cause you can't take a bre
Don't ask me what the score is.  I'm not even sure what t
Don't eat yellow snow.
Don't everyone thank me at once.
Don't feed the bats tonight.
Don't get stuck in a closet -- wear yourself out.
Don't go surfing in South Dakota for a while.
Don't hate yourself in the morning -- sleep till noon.
Don't hit the keys so hard, it hurts.
Don't I know you?
Don't judge a book by its movie.
Don't let school interfere with your education.
Don't look back, the lemmings are gaining on you.
Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at yo
Don't look now, but there is a multi--legged creature on
Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
Don't overuse exclamation marks!!!
Don't panic.
Don't read everything you believe.
Don't stop at one bug.
Don't sweat it -- it's only ones and zeros.
Don't tell me how hard you work.  Tell me how much you ge
Don't use no double negatives.
Don't vote--it only encourages them!
Don't worry, if everything worked right you'd be out of a
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today, it's
Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take
Draw from your fine command of language and say nothing.
Drive carefully, death is so permanent.
Drop that pickle.
Dry dock:  A thirsty physician.
hy and boring.
Easy credit terms available... - Satan
Eat drink and be merry for tomorrow you diet.
Editing is a rewording activity.
Eeeney-Meeney, Chili-beanie, the spirits are about to spe
Eh-buh-dee, Eh-buh-dee, Ehhh --^Thhhhthat's all, Folks! -
Elliptic paraboloids for sale.
Enter your personal identification number.
Entropy isn't what it used to be.
Eschew Obfuscation.
Even if you win the rat race, you're still a rat.
Ever just seem to not be able to get around to procrastin
Ever stop to think and then forget to start again?
Ever wish you had a copy of tomorrow's newspaper?
Every creature has within him the wild, uncontrollable ur
Every once in a while I feel that I am at two with the un
Every purchase has its price.
Every silver lining has a cloud around it.
Every time I lose weight, it finds me again!
Every why hath a wherefore.
Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.
Everything coming your way? you're in the wrong lane!.
Everything goes on sale ... right after you buy it.
Everything should be made as simple as possible but not s
Except for 75% of the women, everyone in the whole world
Exhaustion error: DOS is too tired to boot.
Experience is a comb that nature gives us when we are bal
Experience is the name everyone gives to his mistakes.
Expert--anyone from out of town.
Expert--knows tomorrow why today's prediction failed.
F u cn rd ths u cnt spl wrth a drn!.
Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
Failure is never fatal and success is never final.
Fain would I climb, yet fear I to fall.
Familiarity breeds attempt.
Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children.
Familiarity breeds.
Fatal error at 2dh^^Abort, Retry, Ignore, Curse me out?
Feces Occurs.
Feel good? don't worry, you'll get over it.
Felson's Law: To steal ideas from one person is plagiaris                               2.2
Fidelity:  A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be
Finagle's First Law: If an experiment works, something ha
Finagle's Fourth Law: Once a job is messed up, anything d                               2.
Finagle's Law:  The perversity of the universe tends towa
First Law of Advice: The correct advice is to give the ad
Flee at once, all is discovered.
Flon's Law: There is not now, and never will be, a langua                               2.2
Flying is the art of throwing yourself at the ground... a
For a good time, call (408) 555--1212.
For best results, squeeze from the bottom of the tube.
For people who like that kind of book, that is the kind o
For those of you who think life is a joke, just think of
For your penance, say five Hail Marys and one loud BLAH!
Forgive your enemies but never forget their names.
Fort Wayne is not the headquarters of F troop.
Fortunately... no one's in control.
Free the Indianapolis 500.
Freedom is doing what you like, happiness liking what you
Friction is a drag.
Friends are people you can be quiet with.
Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses o
From Sharp minds come... pointed heads.
Fudd's First Law:  "If you push something hard enough, it
Future, n. That period of time in which our affairs prosp                               2.2
Future looks spotty.  You will spill soup in late evening
Fuzzy project goals avoid the embarrassment of estimating
f u cn rd ths, itn tyg h myxbl cd.
Garbage In, Gospel Out
Gary Hart:  living proof that you *can* screw your brains
Genius is the talent of a man who is dead.
Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thu
Gentlemen, it appears to be unanimous that we cannot agre
Get off your ASCII.
Get out the Crisco.
GIVE: Support the helpless victims of computer error.
Girls just wanna have fun...Guys just wanna have girls.
Girls just want to have fun - C. Lauper
Girls just want to have lunch - A. Yankovic
Give a woman an inch and she'll park a car in it.
Give me chastity and continence, but not just now.
Give me librium or give me meth.
Give up.
Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
Go away, kid.  You bother me.
Go Hawaiian: Give your gal a lei.
Go Speed Racer, go Speed Racer, go Speed Racer, go!!!
Go soothingly in the grease mud, as there lurks the skid
God must love the common man; He made so many of them.
Going the speed of light is bad for your age.
Good fortune will find you, providing you gave directions
Gort, klaatu birada nikto.
Graffiti has changed deface of the nation.
Great beer bellies are made, not born.
Gumperson's Law: The probability of anything happening is                               2.2
Hail to the sun god He sure is a fun god, Ra!  Ra!  Ra!
Hailing frequencies open, Captain.
Half the lies our opponents tell about us are not true.
Hand, n. A singular instrument worn at the end of a human                               2.2
Happiness is not a destination.  It's the trip.
Happiness is wanting what you have.
Hard where? Soft where?
Harrisberger's Fourth Law of the Lab: Experience is direc                               2.2
Harrison's Postulate: For every action, there is an equal
Hartley's First Law: You can lead a horse to water, but i                               2.2
Have you seen Quasimodo?  I had a hunch he was back.
He flung himself on his horse and rode madly off in all d
He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.
He looked at me as if I was a side dish he hadn't ordered
He taught us drawing, stretching, and fainting in coils.
He was so narrow--minded he could see through a keyhole w
He who believes the past cannot be changed has not yet wr
He who enters contest is optimistic as submarine with scr
He who has had, has been, but he who hasn't been, has bee
He who is flogged by fate and laughs the louder is a maso
He who is henpecked may lend an ear to other chicks.
He who laughs last, didn't get the punch line.
He who laughs last is probably your boss.
He who lives by the sword eats with bloody hands.
He who looks like his passport photo is not well enough t
He who slings mud loses ground.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in ho
Hindsight is an exact science.
Hire the morally handicapped.
Hoare's Law of Large Problems: Inside every large problem                               2.2
Hollywood:  Where people from Iowa mistake each other for
Holy Hand Grenades, Batman!
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defe
Honk if you love obscene gestures.
Hors d'oeuvres--a ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.
Horse sense is the thing a horse has that keeps it from b
How about a little fire, scarecrow?
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
How did a fool and his money get together in the first pl
How do I love thee?  My accumulator overflows.
How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroo
How many priests are needed for a Boston Mass?
How many weeks are there in a light year?
I am made from the dust of the stars, the oceans flow in
I am not young enough to know everything.
I belong to no organized party.  I am a Democrat.
I came to MIT to get an education for myself and a diplom
I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle i
I can't reach the brakes on this piano!
I come unbundled.
I could prove God statistically. - George Gallup
I couldn't possibly fail to disagree with you less.
I disagree with what you say, but will defend to the deat
I distinctly remember forgetting that.
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week with
I do desire we may be better strangers.
I don't care how much a man talks, if he only says it in
I don't deserve this, but then, I have arthritis and I do
I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone
I don't know what you mean by YOUR way, all the ways abou
I don't meet competition, I crush it.
I don't mind dying, I just don't want to be there when it
I don't mind lying, but I hate inaccuracy.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I wa                               2.2
I don't want to be a millionaire.  I just want to live li
I don't want to be young again, I just don't want to get
I doubt, therefore I might be.
I have become comfortably numb.
I have been poor and I have been rich.  Rich is better.
I keep trying to lose weight, but it keeps finding me.
I kew a girl, she was a macho man.
I know it all, I just can't remember it all at once.
I know karate...and seven other Chinese words.
I like it better in the dark.
I like the future, I'm in it.
I like the word `indolence.' It makes my laziness seem cl
I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it f
I may be an idiot, but indeed I am no fool. - Men at Work
I must have slipped a disk; my pack hurts.
I never did it that way before.
I never loved another person the way I loved myself.
I program, therefore I am.
I saw what you did and I know who you are.
I survived Catholic school.
I think, therefore I am paid.
I think, therefore I am.  I think.
I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it.
I want to be what I was when I wanted to be what I am now
I was born in 1962. True. And the room next to me was 196
I was playing poker the other night, with Tarot cards. I                                2.2
I will make you shorter by the head.
I wish the Arabs and the Jews would settle their differen
I wish you humans would leave me alone.
II wouldn't shoot him if I were you.  It will just make h
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
I'd just as soon kiss a Wookiee.
I'd love to, but I changed the lock on my door and now I
I'd love to, but I did my own thing and now I've got to u
I'd love to, but I don't want to leave my comfort zone.
I'd love to, but I feel a song coming on.
I'd love to, but I have some real hard words to look up i
I'd love to, but I have to answer all of my "occupant" le
I'd love to, but I have to be on the next train to Bermud
I'd love to, but I have to bleach my hare.
I'd love to, but I have to check the freshness dates on m
I'd love to, but I have to draw "Cubby" for an art schola
I'd love to, but I have to floss my cat.
I'd love to, but I have to fluff my shower cap.
I'd love to, but I have to fulfill my destiny.
I'd love to, but I have to fulfill my potential.
I'd love to, but I have to go to court for kitty litterin
I'd love to, but I have to go to the post office to see i
I'd love to, but I have to jog my memory.
I'd love to, but I have to knit some dust bunnies for a c
I'd love to, but I have to rotate my crops.
I'd love to, but I have to sit up with a sick ant.
I'd love to, but I have to stay home and see if I snore.
I'd love to, but I have to study for a blood test.
I'd love to, but I have to thaw some karate chops for din
I'd love to, but I have too much guilt.
I'd love to, but I left my body in my other clothes.
I'd love to, but I made an appointment with a cuticle spe
I'd love to, but I never go out on days that end in "Y".
I'd love to, but I prefer to remain an enigma.
I'd love to, but I promised to help a friend fold road ma
I'd love to, but I think you want the OTHER Luke.
I'd love to, but I want to spend more time with my blende
I'd love to, but I'll be looking for a parking space.
I'd love to, but I'm attending a perfume convention as gu
I'd love to, but I'm attending the opening of my garage d
I'd love to, but I'm being deported.
I'd love to, but I'm building a pig from a kit.
I'd love to, but I'm converting my calendar watch from Ju
I'd love to, but I'm doing door--to--door collecting for
I'd love to, but I'm enrolled in aerobic scream therapy.
I'd love to, but I'm getting my overalls overhauled.
I'd love to, but I'm giving nuisance lessons at a conveni
I'd love to, but I'm going through cherry cheesecake with
I'd love to, but I'm going to be old someday.
I'd love to, but I'm going to count the bristles in my to
I'd love to, but I'm having all my plants neutered.
I'd love to, but I'm having my baby shoes bronzed.
I'd love to, but I'm in training to be a household pest.
I'd love to, but I'm observing National Apathy Week.
I'd love to, but I'm planning to go downtown to try on gl
I'd love to, but I'm sandblasting my oven.
I'd love to, but I'm staying home to work on my cottage c
I'd love to, but I'm taking punk totem pole carving.
I'd love to, but I'm teaching my ferret to yodel.
I'd love to, but I'm too young for that stuff.
I'd love to, but I'm touring China with a wok band.
I'd love to, but I'm trying to be less popular.
I'd love to, but I'm trying to cut down.
I'd love to, but I'm trying to see how long I can go with
I'd love to, but I'm uncomfortable when I'm alone or with
I'd love to, but I'm up to my elbows in waxy buildup.
I'd love to, but I'm waiting to see if I'm already a winn
I'd love to, but I'm worried about my vertical hold.
I'd love to, but I'm writing a love letter to Richard Sim
I'd love to, but I've been scheduled for a karma transpla
I'd love to, but I've been traded to Cincinnati.
I'd love to, but I've dedicated my life to linguini.
I'd love to, but I've got a Friends of Rutabaga meeting.
I'd love to, but It wouldn't be fair to the other Beautif
I'd love to, but It's my parakeet's bowling night.
I'd love to, but having fun gives me prickly heat.
I'd love to, but it's too close to the turn of the centur
I'd love to, but my Dress For Obscurity class meets then.
I'd love to, but my Millard Fillmore Fan Club meets then.
I'd love to, but my bathroom tiles need grouting.
I'd love to, but my chocolate--appreciation class meets t
I'd love to, but my crayons all melted together.
I'd love to, but my favorite commercial is on TV.
I'd love to, but my mother would never let me hear the en
I'd love to, but my palm reader advised against it.
I'd love to, but my patent is pending.
I'd love to, but my plot to take over the world is thicke
I'd love to, but my subconscious says no.
I'd love to, but my uncle escaped again.
I'd love to, but my yucca plant is feeling yucky.
I'd love to, but none of my socks match.
I'd love to, but people are blaming me for the Spanish--A
I'd love to, but the President said he might drop in.
I'd love to, but the grunion are running.
I'd love to, but the last time I went, I never came back.
I'd love to, but the man on television told me to stay tu
I'd love to, but there are important world issues that ne
I'd love to, but there's a disturbance in the Force.
I'd love to, but you know how we psychos are.
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lo
I'll get you Dorothy. . . and your little dog, too!
I'll give you a definite maybe.
I'll never get off this planet.
I'm a Leo.  Leos don't believe in this astrology stuff.
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK.
I'm a programmer, I don't do COBOL.
I'm an influential person -- gravitationally speaking.
I'm defending her honor, which is more than she ever did.
I'm going to the Missing Persons Bureau to see if anyone
I'm making a home movie called "The Thing That Grew in My
I'm not afraid of flying, I'm afraid of crashing.
I'm not completely worthless, I can always serve as a bad
I'm not overweight, I'm undertall! - Garfield
I'm not really bad -- I'm just drawn that way. - Jessica
I'm okay and you're okay. . . but I'm more okay than you
I'm sick of being trodden on!  The Elder Gods say they ca
If a program is useful, it will have to be changed.
If a program is useless, it will have to be documented.
If all else fails...lower your standards.
If all the world's a stage I want better lighting, script                               2.2
If at first you don't succeed, give up.  No use being a d
If at first you don't succeed, quit; don't be a nut about
If at first you don't succeed, try something else.
If at first you don't succeed, you'll get lots of advice.
If at first you don't succeed you're running about averag
If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows an
If God had intended Man to Smoke, He would have set him o
If God had intended man to have computers, he would have
If God had wanted man to fly, He would have given him air
If God had wanted man to go around nude, He would have gi
If I cannot bend Heaven, I shall move Hell.
If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the nece
If imprinted foil seal under cap is broken or missing whe
If in doubt, make it sound convincing.
If it happens, it must be possible.
If it is to be, it is up to me.
If it jams, force it.  If it breaks, it needed replacemen
If it wasn't for time everything would happen at once.
If it wasn't so cool out today, it would be warmer.
If it wasn't so warm out today, it would be cooler.
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
If life had a vomit meter, we'd be off the scale.
If life is a bed of roses, then you must be one of the pr
If life is a bowl of cherries then what am I doing in the
If little else, the brain is an educational toy.
If looks could kill it would've been us instead of him!
If love was meant to be easy, everybody would be in it.
If Mohammed can't go to the mountain, then that's his pro
If nobody measures up, check your yardstick.
If not controlled, work flows to the competent person unt
If payment has been recently mailed, please disregard thi
If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why prac
If rabbits feet are so lucky, what happened to the rabbit
If the facts do not conform to your theory, they must be
If this is timesharing, give me my share right now.
If time heals all wounds, why does the belly button stay
If we can't fix it -- its broken!
If we can't fix it -- we'll fix it so nobody can.
If you aren't going all the way, why go at all?
If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dol
If you didn't get caught, did you really do it?
If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.
If you have nothing to do, don't do it here.
If you have nothing to say, please only say it once!
If you love something set it free, if it doesn't come bac
If you see an onion ring... answer it.
IIf you stay up all night wondering where the sun is, it
If you think you have no faults, that makes one.
If you thought yesterday was bad, wait till you see what
If you want to look young and thin, hand around old fat p
If you're feeling good, don't worry; you'll get over it.
If you're not careful, you're going to catch something.
If you've got part of it, flaunt that part.
If your aim in life is nothing; you can't miss.
If your feet smell and your nose runs, you were built ups
If your parents didn't have any children, there's a good
Ignorance is when you don't know anything and somebody fi
Immortality: A fate worse than death.
In a fight between you and the world, back the world.
In case of fire....yell "FIRE".
IIn God we trust -- all others require a credit check.
In most instances, all an argument proves is that two peo
In software systems it is often the early bird that makes
In space, no one can hear you fart.
In which level of metalanguage are you now speaking?
Indecision is the key to flexibility.
Individualists: Unite!
Inferiority complex:  a conviction by a jury of your fear
Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
Ingrate: A man who bites the hand that feeds him, and the
Ingres is not a necessary precursor to Egress.
Insert your card magnetic stripe down.
Insomnia isn't anything to lose sleep over.
Institute: An archaic school where football in not taught
Insurance, n. An ingenious modern game of chance in which                               2.2
Is a computer language with goto's totally Wirth-less?
Is it a game of chance?  Not the way I play it.
Is knowledge knowable, and how do we know?
Is the US ready for self-government?
Is this a machine?  I don't talk to machines!  [Click]
Is this bullshit or fertilizer?
Is this really happening?
It is always darkest before it goes totally black.
It is always the partner's fault.
It is best to read the weather forecast before we pray fo
It is better to die on your feet than to live on your kne
It is better to have loved a short man than never to have
It is better to have loved and lost than just to have los
It is better to have loved and lost than to have hated an
It is better to wear out than to rust out.
It is difficult to prophesy, especially about the future.
It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live u
It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
It is easier to resist at the beginning than at the end.
It is easier to run down a hill than up one.
It is easier to stay out than to get out.
It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools
It is later than you think.
It is morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.
It is now proven beyond doubt that smoking is the leading
It is the business of the future to be dangerous.
It just goes to show you, its always something.
It now costs more to amuse a child than it once did to ed
It pays to be obvious, especially if you have a reputatio
It takes about ten years to get used to how old you are.
It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better
It was always thus; and even if 'twere not, 'twould inevi
It works better if you plug it in.
It's not nice to fool Mother Nature.
IIt's six o'clock and time for the penguin on top of your
It's smart to pick your friends -- but not your nose.
Its hard to be graceful getting off your high horse.
IJESUS SAVES, but Clones 'R' Us makes backups!
Jealousy is all the fun you think they have.
Jimmy Hoffa--please call home.
Jones' Motto: Friends may come and go, but enemies accumu
Judge people by what they are, not where they are.
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're NOT try
Just when you think your winning the rat race, along come
Justice: A decision in your favor.
Keep America beautiful.  Swallow your beer cans.
Keep emotionally active.  Cater to your favorite neurosis
Keep grandmothers off the streets -- legalize bingo.
Keep your words soft and sweet, in case you have to eat t
Ketterling's Law: Logic is an organized way of going wron
Kin: An affliction of the blood.
Kiss your keyboard goodbye!
Kitman's Law: Pure drivel tends to drive away ordinary dr
Kix are for trids.
Klaatu barada nikto.
Klein bottle for rent -- inquire within.
Know thyself.  If you need help, call the C.I.A.
Knowledge comes but wisdom lingers.
Knowledge is good.
Knowledge is knowing that you don't know.
Knowledge is power.
Knowledge without common sense is folly.
KnowwhatImean, KnowwhatImean, nudge-nudge, grin-grin, win
Koala Triangle: a mysterious zone in the Southern Hemisph                               2.2
Labor, n. One of the processes by which A acquires proper
Laetrile is the pits.
Last week I couldn't even spell engineer, now I are one.
Laugh, and the world ignores you.  Crying doesn't help ei
Laugh and the world thinks you're an idiot.
Laugh when you can; cry when you must.
Laughter... the no side effect tranquilizer.
Law of Communications: The result of improved and enlarge                               2.2
Lawsuit, n. A machine which you go into as a pig and come                               2.2
Lawyers work in their briefs.
Lead me not into temptation... I can find it myself.
Lead on, MacDuff!
Leakproof seals... do.
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
Lemon curry ?!?
Let me play with it first and I'll tell you what it is la
Let me see what happen when you roll your face on the key
Let me take you a buttonhole lower.
Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
Let us remember that ours is a nation of lawyers and orde
Let's do the Time Warp again!
Let's just be friends and make no special effort to ever
LISP:  To call a spade a thpade.
Liar:  One who tells an unpleasant truth.
Lie: A very poor substitute for the truth, but the only o
Life and liberty are safe only when congress is in recess
Life is a game.  Money is how we keep score.
Life is a rotten job and the hours are a bitch.
Life is just a party and party weren't meant to last.
Life is just one thing after another.
Life is like a diaper -- short and loaded.
Life is that brief interlude between nothingness and eter
Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans.
Life's a bitch and then you die.
Life's a bitch and then you marry one.
Light at the end of the tunnel? look out for that train.
LOGIN PROCEEDING. LOGIN PROCEEDING.
Loafer-- someone trying to make two weekends meet.
Loosen up, baby, I'm in love with you.
Lord Falkland's Rule: When it is not necessary to make a                                2.2
Lose weight--eat stuff you hate.
Love is a matter of chemistry, but Sex is a matter of phy
Love. . . She is Blind, No? - Pep_ LePew
Lunatic Asylum: The place where optimism most flourishes.
Mad: Affected with a high degree of intellectual independ
Make sure all variables are initialized before use.
Make sure comments and code agree.
Make the most of the best and the least of the worst.
Make three consecutive correct guesses and you will be co
Man and wife make one fool.
Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
Many a family tree needs trimming.
Many are called, few are chosen.  Fewer still get to do t
Many are called, few volunteer.
Many people are unenthusiastic about your work.
Marriage Ceremony:  An incredible metaphysical sham of wa                               2.2
Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.
Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.
Massachusetts has the best politicians money can buy.
Mathematics is the language God used to write the univers
Matrimony is the root of all evil.
Mature software:  code old enough that for every bug fixe                               2.2
Mausoleum:  The final and funniest folly of the rich. - A
May all your hang-ups be drip-dry.
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.
May you live in uninteresting times.
May you never live to see your wife a widow.
Maybe Computer Science should be in the College of Theolo
Meditation is not what you think.
Meekness:  Uncommon patience in planning a revenge that i
Memories of you remind me of you.
Men have many faults, women only two, all they say & all
Men seldom show dimples to girls who have pimples.
Menu: A list of dishes which the restaurant has just run
Mickey Mouse wears a Spiro Agnew watch.
Microbiology Lab: Staph Only!
Microwaves frizz your heir.
Middle Age: Halfway between adolescence and obsolescence!
Mind your own business, Spock.  I'm sick of your half-bre
Misfortune: The kind of fortune that never misses.
MOUNT TAPE U1439 ON B3, NO RING
Modern man is the missing link between apes and human bei
Monday: In Christian countries, the day after the footbal
Money is like a promise, easier made then kept.
Money is the root of all evil, and everyone needs roots.
Money is the root of all wealth.
Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unha
Most of us have been at work for several hours now.
Mr. Cole's Axiom: The sum of the intelligence on the plan                               2.2
Mrs. Ghandi is in a sari state.
Murphy was an optimist.
My Biscuits are Burnin'! - Yosemite Sam
My brain hurts!
My computer can beat up your computer.
My computer puts out.
My foolish parents taught me to read and write.
My Karma ran over my dogma.
My logic has drowned in a sea of emotion. - Sting
miracle:  an extremely outstanding or unusual event, thin                               2.2
Nanu nanu!
Neurotic: Self-taut person. - Author Unknown
Neutrinos are into physicists.
Neutrinos have bad breadth.
Never, ever use repetitive redundancies.
Never appeal to a man's "better nature". He may not have
Never argue with a fool.  People might not know the diffe
Never argue with anyone who buys ink by the gallon.
Never call a man a fool; borrow from him.
Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow.
Never give a gun to ducks.
Never hit a man with glasses; hit him with your fist.
Never leave anything to chance; Make sure all your crimes
Never lie unless you have an awfully good memory.
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
Never put off to tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
Never say anything more predictive than "Watch this!"
Never say you know a man until you have divided an inheri
Never throw a bird at a dragon.
Never try to outstubborn a cat.
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and
Never use an elevator in a building that has been hit by
New UNIX/TS manuals available in 2F--101.
Next Wednesday you will be presented with a great opportu
No amount of careful planning will ever replace dumb luck
No it isn't!
No one can get ahead of you when they're kicking you in t
No one can put you down without your full cooperation.
No user-serviceable parts inside.  Refer to qualified ser
No wife of *mine* is doing any dishes.  That's what we ha
Nobody can be exactly like me.  Even I have trouble doing
Nobody can give you freedom.
Noncombatant:  A dead Quaker.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
Not now, Kato.
Nothin' ain't worth nothin', but it's free.
Nothing increases your golf score like witnesses.
Nothing you can't spell will ever work.
Now and then an innocent man is sent to the Legislature.
Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.
Nudists are people who wear one--button suits.
Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck! [POP!] Oooooooh, a wise guy!
Ocean:  A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a w                               2.2
Oh, Aunty Em, it's so good to be home!
Oh - to be in L.A. when the polyethyl-vinyl trees are in
Old age = you + 20 years.
Old age needs so little, but it needs that little so much
Old bakers never die, they just quit making dough.
Old frogs never die...but they do croak.
Old Grandad is dead but his spirits live on.
Old is needing a fire permit for your birthday cake.
Old MacDonald had an agricultural real estate tax abateme
Old musicians never die, they just decompose.
Old soldiers never die.  Young ones do.
On all LaserGrams: Don't forget the Zap code.
One bag of money is stronger than two bags of truth.
One day you will find yourself and be quite disappointed.
One family builds a wall, two families enjoy it.
One good turn gets the whole blanket.
One picture is worth a thousand words. See diagram below.
Only adults have difficulty with childproof caps.
Optimist is person who thinks he can break up traffic jam
Our business is run on trust.  We trust you will pay in a
Our houseplants have a good sense of humous.
Overload--core meltdown sequence initiated.
Overwrite existing keystroke macro [yn]? - BRIEF Editor
Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional.
Pain is just God's way of hurting you.
Panic: can't find  rm --rf *
Paranoia doesn't mean the whole world really isn't out to
Paranoia is heightened awareness.
Parkinson's First Law: Work expands to fill the time avai                               2.2
Parkinson's Second Law: Expenditures rise to meet income.
Part-time musicians are semiconductors.
Password:
Passwords are implemented as a result of insecurity.
Pause for storage relocation.
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtains.
People are more than fun than anybody.
People don't form relationships, they take hostages.
People should be measured in feats, not feet.
People who live in stone houses shouldn't throw glasses.
People who think they know it all are especially annoying
People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
People will remember you better if you always wear the sa
Perfect day for scrubbing the floor and other exciting th
Ph.D.: Piled Higher & Deeper.
Phasors locked on target, Captain.
Philanthropist, n. A rich (and usually bald) old gentlema                               2.2
Philosophy:  A route of many roads leading from nowhere t
Philosophy:  unintelligible answers to insoluble problems
Physician:  One upon whom we set our hopes when ill and o
PI seconds is a nanocentury.
Pink is the navy blue of India.
PLEASE LOG OFF!.... NOW ! ! !
Plagiarism is the sincerest form of flattery.
Plastic explosives will be appropriate later in the week.
Plastic packaged foods are very uncanny.
Please go away.
Please take cash.
Plow a straight furrow and you're in a rut.
Pohl's law: Nothing is so good that somebody, somewhere,
Politician:  An eel in the fundamental mud upon which the                               2.2 τ:∞:!/└9╒dik∞:0é ■ ╒ds3Φ⌡∞    ╕\∞    ╘;▒┴7
Politics:  A strife of interests masquerading as a contes                               2.2
Polymer physicists are into chains.
Postmen never die, they just lose their zip.
Practice yourself what you preach.
Practiss makes perfict.
Pray for the success of atheism.
Pray:  To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled i                               2.2
Predestination was doomed from the start.
Prediction is very difficult, especially of the future.
Presidency:  The greased pig in the field game of America
Pressure is the natural force acting upon an engineer.
Pretend to spank me -- I'm a pseudo-masochist!
Pride is what we have...vanity is what others have.
Proboscis:  The rudimentary organ of an elephant which se                               2.2
Procrastination--the art of keeping up with yesterday.
Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.                                2.2
Professional wrestling:  ballet for the common man.
Professionals built the Titanic, amateurs built the ark.
Programmers get overlaid.
Programming Department:  Mistakes made while you wait.
Pronounce your prepositions, damn it!
Prosperity makes friends, adversity tries them.
Pssst.   The root password is 'kumquat'.
Psychiatrists stay on your mind.
PURGE COMPLETE.
Put your brain in gear before starting your mouth.
Put your nose to the grindstone and you're a bloody fool.
Put your trust in those who are worthy.
Racial characteristics: violently loud alcoholic roughnec                               2.2 τ:∞:!/└9╒dik∞:0é ■ ╒ds3Φ⌡∞    ╕\∞    ╘;▒┴
Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.
Raise ducks for a quack profit.
Raising pet electric eels is gaining a lot of current pop
Reading legal mush can turn your brain to guacamole! - Am
Reading the small print is education; not reading it is e
Reality does not exist -- yet.
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle science f
Reality is an obstacle to hallucination.
Reality is for people who can't deal with drugs.
Reality is often inaccurate.
Reality--what a concept!
Rebellion lay in his way, and he found it.
Reduce your IOU to IRS with an IRA.
Refreshed by a brief blackout, I got to my feet and went
Rehumanize yourself!
Remember, UNIX spelled backwards is XINU.
Remember, the paper is always strongest at the perforatio
Remember, even if you win the rat race -- you're still a
Remember, there's a big difference between kneeling down
Remember that two wrongs do not make a right -- but that
Remembering is for those who have forgotten.
Repel them.  Repel them.  Induce them to relinquish the s
Reputation: What others are not thinking about you.
Resist everything but temptation.
Retribution will be yours.
Riches:  A gift from Heaven signifying, "This is my belov                               2.2
Roses are red, violets are blue; I'm schizophrenic and so
Rotten wood cannot be carved -- Confucius (Analects, Book
Rubber bands have snappy endings!
Rule of Feline Frustration: When your cat has fallen asle                               2.2
Run away!
Sacred cows make great hamburgers.
Saint:  A dead sinner revised and edited.
Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.
Sarcasm: barbed ire.
Sattinger's Law: It works better if you plug it in.
Save energy, be apathetic.
Save gas, don't eat beans.
Save our virgin forests -- buy a tree a chastity belt.
Save yourself! Reboot in 5 seconds!
Say, can I use that in my tagline?
Schizophrenia beats being alone.
Scientists will study your brain to learn more about your
Sculpture: mud pies that endure.
SDRAWKCAB spelled backwards is backwards.
SEMPER UBI SUB UBI !!!!
Sears has everything.
Semper Fi, dude.
Sentient plasmoids are a gas.
Serfs up! - Spartacus
Sevareid's Law: The chief cause of problems is solutions.
Sex causes cancer.  We'd wipe out cancer in one generatio
Sex discriminates against the shy and ugly.
Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances
Sex is like air.  It's only a big deal if you can't get a
Sex is not the answer.  Sex is the question.  "Yes" is th
Shanahan's Law: The length of a meeting rises with the sq                               2.2
She cried -- and the judge wiped her tears with my checkb
She just, turns around and disappear. I kinda like that s
She may very well pass for forty three in the dusk with a
She was another one of his near Mrs.
She's descended from a long line her mother listened to.
Sheep are best!
Ship it.
Shit Happens.
Short circuits got no reason to live.
Short cut... the longest distance between two points.
Show respect for age.  Drink good scotch for a change.
Shower with the people you love.
Sight is a faculty; seeing is an art.
Sigmund's wife wore Freudian slips.
Sign on bank:  "FREE BOTTLE OF CHIVAS WITH EVERY MILLION-
Silence cannot be misquoted.
Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits th
Since aerosols are forbidden, the police are using roll--
Small change can often be found under seat cushions.
So long, and thanks for all the fish.
So you're back.
Some men are discovered; others are found out.
Some men are not fools, they stayed bachelors.
Some people aren't hard of hearing, but hard of listening
Some people believe anything if you whisper it.
Some people carve careers, others chisel them.
Some people cause happiness wherever they go; others, whe
Some people fall for everything and stand for nothing.
Some people have one of those days. I have one of those l
Some people march to the beat of a different drummer- and
Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receip
Some things have to be believed to be seen.
Someone is speaking well of you.  How unusual!
Someone will try to honk your nose today.
Sometimes you get the elevator and sometimes you get the
Sorry, computer foul--up!
Sorry.
Sorry.   Nice try.
Spare the rod and spoil the drag race.
Stalin's grave is a Communist plot.
Stalinism begins at home.
State Farm?  Guard dogs?
Stay away from flying saucers today.
Stay out of the road, if you want to grow old.
Steer clear of incorrect forms of verbs that have snuck i
Stop searching forever.  Happiness is unattainable.
Streakers repent!   Your end is in sight.
Structured Programming supports the law of the excluded m
Stupidity, like virtue, is its own reward.
Sturgeon's Law:  Ninety percent of everything is crud.
Success is a journey, not a destination.
Success is not permanent, neither is failure.
Succumb to natural tendencies.   Be hateful and boring.
Suddenly, Nothing Happened! but, it happened suddenly.
Support Mental Health.  Or I'll kill you.
Support National Motherhood Week -- Make one today!
Support your local church.  Worship at Bank of America.
Sure fire diet, swallowing pride.
Swallow your pride, it is non-fattening.
Swap read error.  You lose your mind.
Sweer's Impossibility Theorem: Nothing can be both comple                               2.2
Swipple's Rule of Order: He who shouts the loudest has th
System checkpoint complete.
System going down at 1:45 this afternoon for disk crashin
System maintenance about to begin.
System restarting, wait.
Tact is rubbing out another's mistake instead or rubbing
Tact is the unsaid part of what you're thinking.
Tailgater--one who makes ends meet.
Take my advice.  I'm not using it.
Take the bull by the hand and avoid mixed metaphors.
Talk is cheap unless you hire a lawyer.
Tax forms should read "income owed us" and "in commode yo
Teachers have class.
Teamwork is vital... it gives you someone to blame.
Tell a child he got 1 right, not 99 wrong.
THINK! or THWIM!
Thank you for observing all safety precautions.
That is a two part question ...
That must be wonderful!  I don't understand it at all.
That which does not kill us makes us stronger.
That's user, u s r, and then there's a space ...
That's what she said.
The absent are always at fault.
The adverb always follows the verb.
The agony of delete.
The attacker must vanquish; the defender need only surviv
The attention span of a computer is only as long as its e
The basis of optimism is sheer terror.
The best audience is intelligent, well educated and a lit
The best cure for insomnia is a Monday morning.
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
The best prophet of the future is the past.
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer some
The best way to keep your friends is not to give them awa
The bug starts here.
The bug stops here.
The coast was clear.
The cow is nothing but a machine with makes grass fit for
The difficult we do today; the impossible takes a little
The disks are getting full; purge a file today.
The door is the key.
The Einstein theory is relatively simple.
The early worm gets the bird.
The earth is like a tiny grain of sand, only much, much h
The F-15 Eagle: If it's up, we'll shoot it down.  If it's
The famous politician was trying to save both his faces.
The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it.
The first myth of management is that it exists.
The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and
The flush toilet is the basis of Western civilization.
The above statement is not true:
The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small
The fourth law of thermodynamics: The perversity of the u                               2
The future is a myth created by insurance salesmen and hi
The future isn't what it used to be.
The generation of random numbers is too important to be l
The gentlemen looked one another over with microscopic ca
The golden rule:  He who has the gold makes the rules.
The greatest griefs are those we cause ourselves.
The greatest man in history was the poorest.
The greatest pleasure--doing what they said couldn't be d
The honeymoon is that short period of doting between dati
The Law of Selective Gravity (The Buttered Side Down Law)                               2.2
The last person who said that, God rest his soul, lived t
The Maintainer's Motto: If we can't fix it, it ain't brok
The man who has never been flogged has never been taught.
The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anyth
The meek are contesting the will.
The meek shall inherit the earth, but not its mineral rig
The meek shall inherit the earth.  The rest of us will go
The meek shall inherit the earth.  They are too weak to r
The moon is made of green cheese.
The more things change, the more they'll never be the sam
The most harmful error has not yet been discovered in you
The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that i                               2.2
The naked truth of it is, I have no shirt.
The next six days are dangerous.
The number of licorice gumballs you get out of a gumball                                2.2
The only difference between a rut and a grave is their di
The only race worth winning is the human race.
The only thing constant is change.
The only thing funnier than how things don't work out, is
The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it.
The past does not repeat itself, but it rhymes.
The pen is mightier than the pencil.
The perfect guest is one who makes his host feel at home.
The person who is all wrapped up in himself is overdresse
The plural of spouse is spice.
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifegu
The Ranger isn't gonna like it, Yogi.
The Roman Rule: The one who says it cannot be done should                               2.2
The rat race is over; the rats won.
The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.
The Swartzberg Test: The validity of a science is its abi
The scariest words known to man: "We need to talk."
The scenery only changes for the lead dog. (the Law of th
The smoker you drink, the player you get.
The sooner all the animals are extinct, the sooner we'll
The Three Rules of Social Intercourse:^It's easier to bel                               2.2
The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all your
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to
The two great tragedies in life: not getting what one wan
The universe is all a spinoff of the Big Bang.
The universe is laughing behind your back.
The unnatural, that too is natural.
The way to a man's heart is through the left ventricle.
The way to love anything is to realize that it might be l
The whole earth is in jail and we're plotting this incred
The whole world is a tuxedo and you are a pair of brown s
The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wol
The world is coming to an end.  Please log off.
The world is coming to an end...  SAVE YOUR BUFFERS!!!
The world isn't worse.  It's just that the news coverage
The worst form of failure is the failure to try.
The young wish to give their elders the full benefits of
There are more horses' asses in this world than there are
There are more old drunkards than old doctors.
There are no bugs, only unrecognized features.
There are no giant crabs in here, Frank.
There are only two emotions in Wall Street: fear and gree
There are three kinds of lies; lies, damned lies, and sta
There are two kinds of egotists: 1) Those who admit it  2
There are two ways to write error-free programs;  only th
There goes Bill!
There is a bear following you around.
There is always an easier way to do it.
There is always one more bug.
There is an easy answer to your problem that is neat, pla
There is an exception to every rule, except this one.
There is life after death: in Cleveland, people are still
There is much Obi--Wan did not tell you.
There is never time to do it right, but always time to do
There is news.
There is no "A" in "KERNEL"!
There is no devil; it's God when he's drunk.
There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist.
There is no security on this earth.  There is only opport
There is no such thing as a "Fail Safe" design.
There is no such thing as a little garlic.
There is very little future in being right when your boss
There isn't room enough in this dress for both of us.
There's a blind man looking for a shadow of doubt.
There's a bug somewhere in your code.
There's an Italian in my room and he won't go away!
There's at least one fool in every married couple.
There's got to be more to life than compile--and--go.
There's no fool like an old fool, 'cause he's experienced
There's no future in time travel.
There's no need to fear, UNDERDOG is here!
There's no such thing as gravity - the earth sucks.
There's nothing you can do that can't be done.
There's so much to say but your eyes keep interrupting me
They communicated by tap-dancing and farting. - "Breakfas
They don't make nostalgia like they used to.
Things are always at their best in the beginning. - Pasca
Things are more like they are now than they ever were bef
Things past redress and now with me past care.
Things will be brighter tonight.  A cop will shine a ligh
Things won't get any better, so get used to it.
Things worth having are worth cheating for.
Third Law of Advice: Simple advice is the best advice.
This afternoon is favorable for romance.  Try a single pe
This ain't no party! This ain't no disco! This ain't no f
This tagline is inoperative.  Please try another.
This tsgline is owned and operated by Frobazz Magic Co.,
This is a good day for overcoming obstacles.  Try a steep
This is a good time to punt work.
This is now.  Later is later.
This is the day for firm decisions!  Or is it?
This login session:  $13.99
This night methinks is but the daylight sick.
This piece is chock full of omissions.
This place has everything.
This portion of UTS II is a trade secret of Amdahl Corpor
This sentance has threee errors.
This sentence contains ten words, eighteen syllables, and
This system will self--destruct in five minutes.
This unit ... must ... survive.
This will be a memorable month -- no matter how hard you
Thoreau's Law: If you see a man approaching you with the                                2.2
Those who can, do.  Those who can't, write.
Those who can, do.  Those who can't, simulate.
Those who can't write, write manuals.
Those who flee temptation generally leave a forwarding ad
Those who in quarrels interpose must often wipe a bloody
Thou hast seen nothing yet.
Thou shall not sleep within an interrupt handler.
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
Thufir's a Harkonnen now.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
Time flies when you don't know what you're doing.
Time is an illusion perpetrated by the manufacturers of s
Time is just nature's way of keeping everything from happ
Time is money, and many people pay their debts with it.
Time wounds all heels.
Tip the world over on its side and everything loose will
To be born rich is an accident; to die rich is a miracle.
To be is to program.
To be wise, the only thing you need to know is when to sa
To err is human, to forgive is against company policy.
To err is human, to forgive is out of the question.
To err is human, to forgive is unusual.
To err is human -- to blame it on a computer is even more
To err is human. To really screw up takes a computer.
To every exception there is a rule.
To find out a girl's faults, praise her to her girl frien
To get a loan you must prove you don't need it.
To have died once is enough.
To hell with criticism.  Praise is good enough for me.
To refuse praise is to seek praise twice.
Today is a good day for you to jump in a lake.
Today is a good day to bribe a high--ranking official.
Today is the first day of the rest of your life.
Today is the first day of the rest of your lossage.
Traveling through hyperspace isn't like dusting crops, bo
Trespassers will be shot.  Survivors will be prosecuted.
Trespassers will be shot.  Survivors will be SHOT AGAIN!
Try `stty 0' -- it works much better.
Try later.
Try the Moo Shu Pork.  It is especially good today.
Trying to establish voice contact--please yell into keybo
Tuck under thumb and hold firmly.
Two is company, three is an orgy.
Two kind of people in this world - winners\losers.
Two kinds of trouble in this world - living\dying.
Two rights don't make a wrong, they make an airplane.
Two wrongs do not make a right: it usually takes three or
UFO's are real.  The Air Force doesn't exist.
UNIX should be used as an adjective. - AT&T
Under every stone lurks a politician.
University:  A modern school where football is taught.
Unix soit qui mal y pense.
Unqualified superlatives are the worst of all.
Unusual cheeses.
Unwritten laws can not be erased.
Up your accumulator.
Use free--form input where possible
Use GOTOs only to implement a fundamental structure.
Use IF...ELSE  IF...ELSE  IF...ELSE... to implement multi
Use library functions.
Use the Force, Luke.
Using TSO is like kicking a dead whale across the beach.
Victory or defeat!
Vini, vidi, vici.
Vique's Law: A man without religion is like a fish withou
Visit beautiful Vergas, Minnesota.
Visit beautiful Wisconsin Dells.
VMS must die!
Volcano -- a mountain with hiccups.
Voodoo Programming:  Things programmers do that they know                               2.2
Vote Anarchist.
Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
Wanna do something big? pick up a boulder.
Want to forget all your troubles? Wear tight shoes.
Warranty and guarantee clauses are voided by payment of t
Watch out where the Huskies go and don't you eat that yel
Watson! Come here! I need you!
We all live in a state of ambitious poverty.
We don't know who discovered water, but we are certain it
We don't really understand it, so we'll give it to the pr
We have finished the job, what shall we do with the tools
We may be alone.  We may not be alone. Either way, the th
We must believe in free will.  We have no choice.
We need a new cosmology.  New Gods.  New Sacraments.  Ano
We promise according to our hopes, and perform according
We will release no software before its time.
We'll pivot at warp 2 and bring all tubes to bear, Mr. Su
We're all over it, like a cheap suit.
Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
Weekends were made for programming.
Welcome to The Machine.
Welcome to the Future!  It's just starting now ...
Well, pluck me naked as a scalded chicken!
Well begun is half done.
Wernher von Braun settled for a V-2 when he coulda had a
Westheimer's Time Estimation Rule: Estimate the time you                                2.2
Whadda ya mean, "we"?
Whadda ya want for nothin'?  Rubber biscuit?
What I ought to do, I can; if I can, why don't I?
What is going on here!
What is Life?  It's the cereal Mikey likes.
What is worth doing is worth doing for money.
What is worth doing is worth overdoing.
What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebo
What the hell, go ahead and put all your eggs in one bask
What this country needs is a good five cent nickel.
What we anticipate seldom occurs; what we least expect ge                               2.2
What we are selling are hopes and dreams, not frozen peas                               2.2
What we do not understand we do not possess. - Goethe
What we learn from history is that we do not learn from h
What we love we shall grow to resemble. - Bernard of Clai
What we want is a story that starts with an earthquake an                               2.2
What you are, not what you have, is what makes you rich.
What you need is love potion #9.
What you see can depend on what you look for.
What's all this brouhaha?
What's so funny?
Whatever you say about pornography, sex is here to stray.
When a hammer is the only tool, every problem looks like
When a man says money can do anything, that settles it: h
When a New Yorker looks as if he's suntan, it's probably
When everybody's out to get you, paranoia is just good th
When in doubt, lead trump.
When in doubt, take all the defaults.
When in doubt, use brute force.
When in doubt, mumble.
When inlaws are outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws.
When it comes to giving, some people stop at nothing.
When money talks there are few interruptions.
When people share their fears with you, share your courag
When talking nonsense try not to be serious.
When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut.
When you finally discover all of Life's answers, they'll
When you make your mark in the world, watch out for guys
When you wake up in the morning and nothing hurts you can
When you're at the end of your rope...tie a knot and hold
Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeli
Where are we?
Where in the world does the guy who has everything put it
Where the hell is /usr/hippo?
Where the hell is Omak?
Where the system is concerned, you're not allowed to ask
Where there's a whip there's a way.
Where there's a will, there's an inheritance tax.
Where's the beef?
Where's the party?!
Which is not a complete sentence, but merely a subordinat
White dwarf seeks red giant for binary relationship.
Who are you?
Who is W. O. Baker, and why is he saying those terrible t
Who needs companionship when you can sit alone in your ro
Who needs dignity when you can be in the show business?
Who reformatted the root disk?
Who was Bruce Clarke?
Who was Dan Walsh?
Who was Dave Cardinal?
Who was Evan Adams?
Who was Frank Suchomel?
Who was Jim Voll?
Who was Karl Danz?
Who was Lorrie Duval?
Who was Mark Linton?
Who was Steve Saperstein?
Who was Tom Lyon?
Who's scruffy looking?
Who? Me, Officer?
Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
Whom computers would destroy, they must first drive insan
Whom the gods would destroy, they first teach BASIC.
Whoops, I formatted the root disk.
Whoops, stepped on a frog.
Why are there no black M&M's?
Why are there no blue M&M's?
Why are there no day-glo M&M's?
Why are there no fuchisa M&M's?
Why are there no grey M&M's?
Why are there no lavender M&M's?
Why are there no mauve M&M's?
Why are there no pink M&M's?
Why are there no polka dot M&M's?
Why are there no purple M&M's?
Why are there no red M&M's?
Why are there no tan M&M's?
Why are there no white M&M's?
Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?
Why do you always find something in the last place you lo
Why not go out on a limb?  Isn't that where the fruit is?
Women's Libbers are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to
Work off excess energy.  Steal something heavy.
Worth seeing?  Yes, but not worth going to see.
Would it help if I got out and pushed?
Would the last person to leave Michigan please turn out t
Y B ordinary.
Yesterday is a memory.  Tomorrow is a vision.  Today is a
You always find something in the last place you look, unl
You are an insult to my intelligence!  I demand that you
You are being paged.
You are being swapped.
You are being watched.  Cut out the hanky-panky for a few
You are confident of things you know nothing about.
You are confused; but this is your normal state.
You are deeply attached to your friends and acquaintances
You are in a maze of twisty little programs, all alike.
You are in a maze of UUCP connections, all alike.
You are lustworthy.
You are not thinking. You are merely being logical.
You are rotten to the core, Snidely Whiplash, rotten, rot
You are standing on my toes.
You are truly a rhinestone in the rough.
You are ugly and your mother dresses you funny.
You can be replaced by a machine that flushes.
You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.
You can lead a horse to water, and if he walks on it pate
You can never get rid of a bad temper by losing it.
You can never tell which way the train went by looking at
You can never trust a woman; she may be true to you.
You can observe a lot just by watching.
You can send someone to college, but you can't make him t
You can't even cut the cheese.
You can't fool me--there ain't no sanity clause.
You can't get snot off of a suede jacket. - Lenny Bruce
You can't go home again, unless you set $HOME.
You can't have everything... where would you put it?
You can't have money like that and not swell out.
You can't kiss a girl unexpectedly--only sooner than she
You can't pray a lie.
You can't underestimate the power of fear.
You cannot determine beforehand which side of the bread t
You cannot kill time without injuring eternity.
You cannot propel yourself forward by patting yourself on
You cannot see the wood for the trees.
You couldn't get me on Mars if it were the last place on
You dialed 5483.
You don't give a damn about apathy.
You don't know what you want, and are willing to go throu
You don't move to Edina, you achieve Edina.
You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind bl
You don't usually see that kind of behavior in a major ap
You dream of things that aren't and ask "why not?".
You enjoy the company of other people.
You feel a whole lot more like you do now than you did wh
You fill a much--needed gap.
You hate mail.
You have a frog in your pocket?
You have a massage.  (From the Swedish prime minister.)
You have a strong appeal for members of the opposite sex.
You have a strong appeal for members of your own sex.
You have a tendency to feel you are superior to most comp
You have a will that can be influenced by all with whom y
You have an important role as a negative example.
You have been selected for a secret mission.
You have fallen so far behind, there is no reason to log
You have had a long--term stimulation relative to busines
You have hate mail.
You have junk mail.
You have mail.
You have many friends and very few living enemies.
You have only a very small head and must live within it.
You have the capacity to learn from mistakes.  You will l
You have to run between the raindrops if you want to see
You haven't a single redeeming vice.
You killed Ted, you medieval dick-weed! - Bill
You knew this job was dangerous when you took it!
You know how Einstein got bad grades as a kid?  Well, MIN
You know that feeling when you're leaning back on a stool
You know the price of everything and the value of nothing
You look marvelous.
You look rather rash my dear your colors don't quite matc
You may already be a wiener!
You may be a lover but you ain't no dancer!
You may be recognized soon.  Hide.
You may call me by my name, Wirth, or by my value, Worth.
You may now log in to life.  Password:
You mean I can put stuff past column 72? WOW! UNIX is gre
You mean I can send mail to myself?
You might have mail.
You need not worry about your future.
You need tender loving care once a week - so that I can s
You never have mail.
You never realize how short a month is until you pay alim
You now have Asian Flu.
You ought to take the bull between the legs.
You ought to take the bull between the teeth.
You own a dog, but you can only feed a cat.
You prefer the company of the opposite sex, but are well
You roll my log, and I will roll yours.
You say that now, but try chewing a child the next time y
You say things with your eyes that others waste time putt
You shall be rewarded for a dastardly deed.
You should avoid hedging, at least that's what I think.
You should go home.
You should hardly ever equivocate.
You should use contraceptives at every conceivable occasi
You still need the last file you removed.
You used to be indecisive.  Now you're not sure.
You will be a winner today.  Pick a fight with a four-yea
You will be aided greatly by a person whom you thought to
You will be audited by the Internal Revenue Service.
You will be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize--posthumously.
You will be held hostage by a radical group.
You will be invited to dine with many important people.
You will be reincarnated as a toad; and you will be much
You will be squirrely today.
You will be surprised by a loud noise.
You will be the last person to buy a Chrysler.
You will be the victim of a bizarre joke.
You will be told about it tomorrow.  Go home and prepare
You will be winged by an anti--aircraft battery.
You will become rich and famous unless you don't.
You will die of terminal acne.
You will experience a strong urge to do good; but it will
You will feel hungry again in another hour.
You will find what is not lost and enter where there are
You will forget that you ever knew me.
You will gain money by an illegal or immoral action.
You will give someone a piece of your mind, which you can
You will have a long and boring life.
You will have a long and unpleasant discussion with your
You will have many recoverable tape errors.
You will know happy motorcyclist by the bug stains on his
You will lose an important file.
You will never be younger then you are today..
You will not be elected to public office this year.
You will outgrow your usefulness.
You will outlive those who seek to destroy you.
You will pass away very quickly.
You will pioneer the first Martian colony.
You will remember something that you should not have forg
You will soon forget this.
You will soon meet a strangler who will become your fiend
You will spend the rest of your life in the future.
You will survive the conflagration.
You will visit the Dung Pits of Glive soon.
You will win success in whatever calling you adopt.  You
You would if you could but you can't so you won't.
You'll be sorry.
You'll never get dizzy doing a good turn.
You're a card which will have to be dealt with.
You're DIS-PICABLE!
You're my hero!
You're not drunk as long as you can hold onto the floor.
You're old when you forget how to start your rocking chai
You've been leading a dog's life.  Stay off the furniture
Your aims are high, and you are incapable of much.
Your analyst has you confused with another patient.
Your boss is thinking about you.
Your computer account is overdrawn.  Please re-authorize.
Your depth of comprehension may tend to make you lax in w
Your disk will self--destruct in 5 seconds.
Your empty file directory has been deleted.
Your enemies are closing in.
Your heart is pure, and your mind clear, and your soul de
Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even tr
Your logic was impeccable, Captain.  We are in grave dang
Your mode of life will be changed to 0644.
Your mode of life will be changed to ASCII.
Your mode of life will be changed to EBCDIC.
Your most useful program will be continually improved unt
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elder
Your own mileage may vary.
Your program is sick!  Shoot it and put it out of its mem
Your project will be late.
Your resume will be used on the "Tonight Show" monologue.
Your temporary financial embarrassment will be relieved i
Your work is very poor, but at least it's slow.
Youth is not a time of life, it's a state of mind.
Zeus gave Leda the bird.
Zimmerman's Law of Complaints:  Nobody notices when thing
!enif tsuj si gnihtyrevE
"A war put off is not a war avoided." -- C. Heston
"and Our product is SQL 'ready'", Borland International.
"Build a watch in 179 easy steps" by C. Forsberg.
"Hard DISK? Damn, I misread the advertisement." Old Maid
"I assume" makes an ass out of u and me
"If the shoe fits, buy it." - Imelda Marcos
"Is it too loud out there?" Jimi at Berkley
"Junior, quit playing with your floppy!"
"Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk" - Curly Howard
"Obscenity is whatever gives the Judge an erection"
"Parser? Parsnip? -- What's the difference?" W. Erickson
"Stamp out software hoarding"--Free Software Foundation
"The more RAM you have, the better", M. Chambers
"The more RAM you have, the better", MRim Tech Support.
"There's nothing like a good hard drive", X. Hollander
"To err is human, to forgive....$5.00"
"We're gonna find 'em, then we're gonna kill 'em." CJCS
"Where does he get all those marvelous toys?" - Bush
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..."he's just a girly-man programmer"....
..., Mirror on the wall, I wish I was the Procomm of ALL
...A penny saved is a Congressional oversight.
...Why do they put locks on the doors of 24 hour stores?
.IFF I said you had a beautiful graphic, would you...
186,000 miles/sec:  Not just a good idea, it's the LAW.
1960 + (RND  * 40) = THE Year of UNIX
4am? Already? Oh no, not again!!
668 - Neighbor of the Beast
80% of American men cheat in America - the rest in Europ
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A bird in the hand is better than one overhead!
A bird in the hand makes it hard to blow you nose!
A cynic smells the flowers and then looks for the casket
A day without sunshine is like night.
A drawing pin is an excited Smartie
A fool and his money are soon popular.
A fool and his money is my kind of customer!
A Friend in Need is indeed a pain in the neck.
A hangover ── the wrath of grapes
A liberal's generosity is limited only by your income.
A mind is a terrible thing to...uhhh...I forget...
A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act it out!
A product with 'ZERO DEFECTS' doesn't ship!
A united Germany means even less sunbeds
A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
A yer ago I kudnt spel progrmer now I are won.
Abandon all hope, ye who press [─┘] here...
aBC AcADemY oF BiDiGItAl dActYloGrApHy
ABCD GOLDFISH? LMNO GOLDFISH!
ACK and you shall receive.
Advice void, if I'm incorrect!
Agent Provocateur Extraordinaire
All hope abandon, ye who enter messages here.
All I want to know is: WHY ME?
All in all, I'd rather be in Tumwater.
All power corrupts, but we NEED electricity.
All wiyht.  Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
Alpha/Beta testing requires masochistic tendencies.
ALT1.BBS: Fatal error at FYAH:DEAD, dropping...(click)
Always ready to pervert pure science for a fast buck!
An Elephant: A mouse Built to US Government Standards.
And I thought a "hard drive" was driving through Georgia
And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes
And this 2-record disco set, only from K-TEL!
Another one bites the dust...
Answers: $1, Correct answers: $5, Dumb looks: Free!
Anything free is worth what you pay for it.
Apple Festival, Murphysboro's Very Own, Sept. 12-15th
Apples? Apricots? This industry is full of Fruits!
ARC.angel says "zip.itup"
Are RAM chips better than COW chips? Hmmm, it depends...
Are the taglines too long, or is the tagline-space to sh
Artificial Intelligence: The other guy's opinion.
ASCII no questions, I'll tell you no lies.
Ask me about my vow of silence.
Atilla the Pun
Aural Sex produces eargasms
Back Up My Hard Drive? I Can't Find The Reverse Switch!
Backup not found: (a)bort (r)etire (p)eefirst
Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
Bad or missing sysop
Bad Spellers of the world uniet.
Bagdad in flames! Missles coming! Film at 11.
Baker, Swaggart...Only 3 To Go!
Banned on Big Blue
BASIC: Beginners' All-purpose Symbolic Identity Crisis?
baud ≤ bps
BBSing ... time's blackhole.
Be American, Buy American - and CHARGE IT!
Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it.
Beat me! Whip me! Make me return to 1200 baud!!
Beat me! Whip me! Make me use Kermit.
Beauty is skin-deep.  Ugly goes to the bone.
Because Pikinu barked so, THAT'S why.
Being rich isn't a sin. It's a %$#!@)^ miracle!
Bet my floppy's bigger than yours.
Beta Testers are crazy, Alpha Testers are totally insane
Better dead than mellow.
Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.
Beware of geeks bearing GIFs.
Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers.
Beware of quantum ducks.  Quark, Quark.
Biochemists wear designer genes
Bit Decay!?  Yoù say ÿou håve Bï┬ Dεçay¿
BIT: Past tense of BYTE.
Bite here. Then turn and examine.
Bits make bites, but nibbles turn me on!
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
Black holes: XRW, CLOUT, R:TOOLS, R:MACROS, R:Documenter
Blessed are the pessimists, for they hath made backups
Blonde's prefer Hard Disks over floppy ones!
Blood is thicker than water, and much tastier.
Blow me a little kiss, will ya, huh?
Bluff means never having to sway your story.
Born Free....TAXED TO DEATH!
Born to be cuddled.
Breaking Windows isn't just for kids anymore...
Bugs are Sons of Glitches!
Bulletin Broads Baud Better!
But I don't HAVE a life. I'm a SysOp!
C program run.  C program crash.  C programmer quit.
C:\> SWEEP ECHO Y|DEL *.* <───┘
CA, the Granola State - What ain't fruits is nutz.
Caffeine makes the world go round.
Call the Liberal Hot Line - 1-976-WEL-FARE ($10 per min)
Call this number for illiteracy: 555-READ
Can anybody think of a good tagline I can steal?
Can I yell "movie" in a crowded firehouse??
Can you teach new dogs old tricks?
Canada -- C eh? N eh? D eh?
Capitalism. I love it!
Castration takes balls.
Castration?!? Oh my god! I thought he said circumcision!
Cats crawl under gates, software under Windows.
Caution! Sensitive SYSOP - DO NOT offend !!!! :->
CAUTION: Off Medication and Dangerous
Caution: SysOp under pressure!
CD C:\IRAQ ... DEL HUSSEIN.SDM ...
CD-WOM, Wead onwy memowy.
Celibacy is not hereditary.
Check the dilithium crystals, we got us a cross-echo!
Chemists do it on the bench!
Chemists don't die, they just stop reacting!
Chopped Cabbage; not just a good idea, its the SLAW!
Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular.
Cleopatra: How did these f***ing snakes get on my tits!
Click...click...click..damn, out of taglines!
Coalition Forces: fighting for YOUR right to dissent!
Comes with all you see here. Batteries not included.
Coming soon: Netware for the Nintendo!
Common_malady = Diarrhea_of_mouth + constipation_of_brai
Communism is like one big phone company.
CompuCrumb SPUDModem Detected; System hanging up now...
Computer not found! Please notify tagline!
Computer protected by a PIT BULL with AIDS!
Computers All Wait at the Same Speed!
Computers are useless, they only give answers.
CON is the opposite of PRO - i.e. Congress and Progress
Creditors have much better memories than debtors.
Crime wouldn't pay if it was operated by the government!
Criminal lawyer.  Isn't that redundant?
Cunnilingus is a real tongue twister!
Curses! Hayes-ed again!!
CYCLIC REDUNDANCY CHECK; Taking Inventory at a Bike shop
D.A.M.N.: Naked Mothers Against Dyslexia
Daddy, what does "FORMATTING DRIVE C:" mean?
Dain bramaged.
Damn door .CFG files. And I thought SysOping was a hobby
Dan Quayle:  the EDLIN of vice-presidents.
Dan Rather is a First Class Jerk!
Data, you ARE fully functional, aren't you?
Databases corrupt; R:BASE databases corrupt absolutly!
day++;  dollar++;
Death is nature's way of saying it's to late to play GEEK
Death is nature's way of saying it's to late to slow down
Dial 911, make a cop come.
DIN DIP: a European jerk.
DIVORCE =system("echo y| erase \wife\*.*" );
Do *you* know what Otto Titzling invented?
Do agnostics engage in idol speculation?
Do artificial plants need artificial water?
Do camels make good pets?
Do Me Wrong or Do Me Right ... Just Do Me!
Do physicists get hadrons?
Do Quarter Horses have only one leg????
Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
Do you know who used your SSAN to check on you today?
Do you love me for my brain, or my baud?
Do you want graphics? NO, and quit asking me!
do {nothing} while (HearFromMe==0)
Docs?  Docs!?  I don't need no stinking docs!
DOCS???  You mean I *actually* have to RTFM?  S#1T!
Does any of this make any sense?
Does Quasimoto ring a bell?
Does The Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Don't drink and write taglines
Don't even TRY to THINK without proper tools.
Don't share your telephone line with a woman!
Don't speak now, and forever hold your peace.
Don't take life seriously; You won't get out alive anywa
Don't trust an Info-Babe...
DSZ port 13 speed 300 ha ha he he rz -ZZZZzzzzzz...
DSZ speed 300 ha ha ha tee hee hee rz -ZZZZZZZZ
E = mc² ± 2 dB
Eat it, dear ... pretend it's mud.
Eat the rich - the poor are tough and stringy.
Efficiency takes time!  Frugality: who can afford it?
Electrical Engineers do it with faster rise time
Enquiring minds couldn't care less!
Error finding <COLDBEER>. Sysop not loaded!
Eschew obfuscation.
ETAOIN SHRDLU CMFGYP WBVKXJ QZ 1234567890
Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
Every horse thinks his pack is heaviest
Everyone has a scheme that won't work.
Everyone's watching YOU now...
EXECdb, Maximum Overkill in EXEC-PC File List Management
Exploding piglets!!!  My god, it's raining bacon!
F:\> Error finding COLDBEER.CAN  Sysop not loaded!
Fact: fourteen out of every ten people like chocolate.
FACT: There are more horse's asses than there are horses
Fact: There are n+1 zucchinis in the universe.
Farfignewton
Fatal Database Error #10070: <Sysop> late for work
Fatal error stealing tagline! Call Technique Computers
Fatal error: SysOp out of environment space.
Feel lucky????  Update your software!
Few great men could get past the Personnel Department.
Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.
Fighting for peace is like screaming for quiet.
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
File not found.  Delete *.* and change directory? (Y/N)_
FILES=1  BUFFERS=0  FCBS=SAYWHAT  BREAK=GIMME
FIRE FIRE FIRE... No, that's not right... RAPE RAPE RAPE
Flattery will get you everywhere! Keep talkin'.
Floppy Disk = Lower back trouble.
Floppy not responding, Format HARD DRIVE instead? Y/N ? _
Floppy not responding. Can you kiss it and make it well?
For every soul, you are bound to find a heel.
For Sale: dining table with two legs and six toes.
Forget RTFM:  call the author at home!
Friction is a drag.
Friendly fire - ISN'T !
Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate
Friends don't let friends drive Fords
Friends don't let friends drive foreign cars!
Friends don't let friends drive Japanese cars.
Friends will come and go, but enemies always accumulate.
ftar, awk, awk, yac, grep, go BERKELEY!
Gee toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore...
Genuine Exploding Tagline.   Acme Tagline Inc.
Georgia is NOT on my mind.
Get SLMR105.ZIP in the files area for Offline msg readin
Getting ß all the time ....
Girlfriend? Yep, a 25 Mhz 486 with 256k cache!
Give sadists a fair crack at the whip.
Give them all they want, and all they will want is more.
Go bite the wall.
Go FORTH and C PASCAL play COBOL with an APL.
God created women because sheep can't cook!
God hath no fury like a sysop scorned!
God loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an ass.
Going where no reader has ever gone before!
Gosh, I didn't know TEFLON could melt !!
Got ASIC PAL? Send a basic gw card.
Got Kleptomania?  Take something for it!
Gravity doesn't exist: the earth sucks.
Grinin' Like A Mule Eatin' Briars
Gross National Product:  A Big Mac.
Grow your own BBSers - Fertilize a SysOpTrix!
Grow your own dope - Plant a male!
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
Guns don't kill people, off-line readers do.
Guru to Deli man: Make me one with everything.
HAMMY + BITCOM + EDLIN = A better smoke than DSZ
Happiness can't buy money!
Happiness is a warm modem.
Happiness seems so hard to win.
Hard DISK? Gee lady, I misunderstood you.
Hard Work never killed anyone, so why chance it?
Hardware: The part you kick. Software: this you corrupt!
hAS ANYONE SEEN MY cAPSLOCK KEY?
Have no fear - I never attack lesser beings.
Have you drug tested YOUR legislators today?
Have you ever wanted to go home and kick the kids???
Having problems with DOS??  Call 1-900-WHAAAAA
He does the work of 3 men. Moe, Larry & Curly
He said "ENQ?".  "NAK!", she replied.
He who laughs last doesn't get the joke.
He who laughs last probably made a backup.
He who uses bad language is an ignorant schmuck.
Heads, up Boise! Incoming spuds!
Hell is kept warm with profane burners.
Hello, Microsoft?  Are there any problems with DOS?
Hello, Microsoft?  HEEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPPP!
Hello, this is Ed McMahon. If you are our preselected...
Help stamp out mental illness, or I'll kill you.
Help!  I'm a prisoner in a tagline factory!
Hey Rocky!  Watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat!
Hey!  This is just like the REAL world!
Hey!  Who put this here!?!
Hey! Don't pick up that pho╫»╗Æßë╜├╥τ  NO CARRIER
Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, its off to the institution I go!
History - the mistakes that we cannot avoid in the future
History is a set of lies agreed upon.
Hollow chocolate has no calories.
Homework time limit exceeded.  Auto logon in effect.
Honest Ma, I got it from a toilet seat...
Honesty is the worst policy (is this MR policy?)
Honesty is the worst policy.
Honor thy SysOp as thy self.
Hope Diamond. TajMahal. Bentlys. SLMR.
Horn busted! Watch for finger........
How about a pin the missile on the Iraqi leader game?
How did this ugly woman get in my bed?
Humble pie is always hard to swallow with your pride.
Hypertagline. . . er, tagtree?
I  My Dog.  I  My Cat.  I  My Wife.  I  days.
I am in total control, but don't tell my wife.
I can't be out of money!  I have checks left!
I can't be overdrawn, I still have checks!
I didn't wake up grouchy, I let her sleep.
I distinctly remember forgetting that.
I do a lot of research, especially in ladies apartments.
I do the work of 3 men. Moe, Larry & Curly
I don't have a REAL life - I'm a BBS addict!
I don't have a REAL life - I'm a SysOp!
I don't have a solution but I really admire the problem.
I don't normally drink and I'm not normally normal.
I don't want it now, I bloody well want it RIGHT now!
I don't want it now, I want it RIGHT now!
I even reformatted it, but I still can't read my file?!
I feel more like I do now than I did before I started
I gave up on my wife, and married my computer.
I give up, what is the meaning of life?
I got my act together and forgot where I put it!
I just got my AT&T bill.  Buy stock!
I like young girls. Their stories are shorter.
I like Ω-made ╥.
I lurk quietly and carry a big OFF/ON switch.
I luvs ya, but everyone else thinks you're an ass.
I may be wrong, but I'm never in doubt!
I may not be smart, but I'm dumb...
I multitask... I read DSZ docs in the bathroom!
I multitask... I read in the bathroom!
I mustanottagottalotta sleep last night.
I need a drink...where's the SPACE BAR?
I need everything; do you have it??
I only started a BBS to save on the phone bill
I parked my Hard Disk...now I can't find it.
I put spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
I should've bbs'ed all night
I slept with Joe Isuzu   <- she's lying
I thimk I've finally got this ficts, fics, fixd....
I think, therefore I am... I think.
I tried switching to gum but I couldn't keep it lit!
I tried the rest but bought the best!!!! R:BASE!
I use SLMR, or I abstain, no matter how much she begs.
I want it all or nothing. Or maybe some.
I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
I [] My Dog. I [] My Cat.
I [] My TomCat!.
I [HEART] MY [DOGHEAD]  -- Enigmatic Bumper Sticker
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
I'll byte your bits if you'll nybble my words
I'll show you MY fax number if you show me YOURS...
I'm a Freud I can't do that.
I'm ANN LANDERS!!  I CAN shoplift!!
I'm Buy-sexual, I have to pay for it.
I'm from the IRS, and I'm here to help you.
I'm immortal.  I'm bored.  Let's party.
I'm in shape ... round's a shape isn't it?
I'm just trying out this tagline. It's not registered ye
I'm leaving my body to science fiction.
I'm married to a Computer Widow!
I'm NOT 36..I am 18 with 18 years experience!
I'm NOT 40... I am 18 with 22 years experience!
I'm not crazy, I just don't give a s#1t
I'm out of bed and dressed.  What more do you want?
I'm Pro-Choice!  And I chose WildCat!
I've never seen a good war or a bad piece!
IBM PS/1 - The EDLIN of Computers!
IBM PS/1 ?  - A Prodigy Workstation !
IBM stands for "Inferior But Marketable"
IF (User-Docs) = 1 THEN;(CALL(TechSupport))
If Albert Einstein were alive today, he'd run Wildcat!
If anyone has an idea why do I this, keep it to yourself
If at 1st you don't succeed, call it v1.0.
If at first you don't succeed, *.* & forget it
If at first you don't succeed, cry a lot.
If at first you don't succeed, give up.
If at first you don't succeed, quit, quit at once.
If at first you doubt, doubt again.
If brains were C-4, Saddam Hussein couldn't blow his nos
If brains were C-4, you couldn't blow your nose!
IF dazzle<>'brilliance' THEN;SET V baffle='bullshit';END
IF gray_matter IS NULL THEN; GOTO dBASE; ENDI
If he knew 9 more things, he'd be an idiot.
If I can't have it all, I think I'll just cry a lot.
If I could put time in a bottle....
If I could type, I'd be a great groprammer !
If I wanted your opinion, I would have given it to you
If I were truly original, I'd think of something cute.
If I were two faced, would I wear this one?
If in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream & shout
If it has syntax, it's not user freindly!
If it has Tits or Tires you're gonna have trouble with it
If it isn't borken, don't fix it.
If it isn't broken, I can fix it.
If it stinks, it's chemistry.
If it works, something went wrong.
If it's green and it wiggles, it's biology.
If Life's a trip, where the hell is MY ticket?
If nobody measures up, check your yardstick.
IF numcooks > .maxcooks THEN;SET V broth = 'spoiled';END
IF original_works THEN don't_upgrade ENDIF
If screwups were dollars, I'd be a millionaire!!
IF Tagline = 'STOLEN' THEN; Insult(Thief); ENDI
If they don't, the lights stay off in Baghdad - SD Cheney
If this tagline is funny, it came from the Bulletin Broad
If this were an actual tagline, it would be funny.
if u cn rd ths u 2 cn thnk up shrt clvr tglns
If you are willing to die, you can do anything!
If you aren't going all the way, why go at all?
If you can't make it good, make it big.
If you can't tell a fib, make it a BIG lie.
If you see an onion ring, answer it.
If you wanna do it right, then why do it?
Ignorance is bliss, but it will NEVER replace sex.
Ignore me... I'm just here for my looks!
In an nuclear war, all men will be cremated equal
In case of fire, yell, "FIRE"!
In front of every silver lining there's a cloud.
In the end, gravity wins -- Dolly Parton
InGoodShape := Copy(Beer,1,12);
Init string?!? No, looks like an old rope to me.....
Insert diskette in Drive C. Press [ENTER] to continue...
Interchangable devices don't.
Invertebrates make no bones about it.
IOWA - Idiots Out Wandering Around
Iraq's national bird?, "DUCK"
Is a Jamaican terminal a raster-farian?
Is FIDO a dog?
Is it further to Boston, or by bus?
Is it just me, or is 9600 not as fast as it used to be?
Is it magic...? No, it's Silly Little Mail Reader!
Is Multimate the Word Processor for Bigamists?
Is there anyone who smiles without a mask?
Is This Where a "Tagline" Goes?
Is this yours? Your dog left it on my lawn ...
It balances! It balances! Run the bloody paychecks.
It is always dark if you don't open your eyes.
It is always darkest just before you turn on the lights.
It really bothers me when people cut me o
It takes a long time to understand nothing.
It took me years to write, won't you take a look?
It's 10PM, Do you know where your software is??
It's Ensign Pillsbury, Jim. He's bread.
It's not a bug, it's an undocumented feature.
It's not a bug, it's our does-the-user-use-it feature.
It's not nice to mess with Mother Nature!
It's not what you say, it's what I think you said.
It's only a hobby ... only a hobby ... only a
It's only a hobby, duhh, only a hobby, duhh, only a...
It's over when the fat lady sits on your face.
Itisdifficulttobeverycreativewithonlyfiftysevencharacters
Ivo Andric, Yugoslavia's first Nobel laureate
Jo Jo was a man who thought he was a woman...
Junior! Quit playing with your floppy!
Just another dull moment in TAGLINES.MR
Just say NO to single-menu BBS software!
Just what part of "NO" didn't you understand...?
Keep England Tidy; burn a tourist, but not his money!<AT
Keep playing with your floppy, you'll go blind.
Keep your feet and knees together.
KITCHEN WARNING: Flying SPAM alert!
Landslide geologists are unstable!!!
Laugh and the world thinks you are an idiot!
Learn from your parent's mistakes: Use Birth Control!
Let anarchy reign.... MESSAGE VOID WHERE PROHIBITED!
let length(Long_Walk) > length(Short_Pier)
Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
Let's do it write, uh, rite, uh, oh hell, just do it!
Let's see, what's the command? Alt-H? NO CARRIER Ah Shi.
Liberalism is the "wasting disease" of society.
Life is a series of very rude awakenings.
Life is so uncertain, eat dessert first
Life is too short to learn Oracle!
Life is too short to learn Z-Modem parameters!
Lighten up! You take yourself much too seriously!
Long live Middle-age Mutant Ninja SysOps!
Lord, grant me patience, but first .....
Mac Classic: The COPY CON of Computers!
MacIntosh: Computer With Training Wheels You Can't Remove
Mail your ideas, written on the back of a $20 bill, to..
Make a bold fashion statement: Get Naked.
Make friends with SysOps: Page them at 3am.
Make my day - try to pick up someone else!
Marching to a different kettle of fish
Me, indecisive?  I'm not so sure about that.
Men are a pain in the @$$, women are a pain EVERYWHERE!
Mental floss prevents moral decay.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
Message contents may settle during mailing\:...:/
Metamorphic geologists are gneiss people!
Millions for defense, but not one cent for tribute.
Minds & parachutes only function properly when open.
Mines a large one. I don't care what, just a LARGE one..
Minos BBS,  the Saddam Hussein School of Being a Sysop!!
Modem sex begins with a handshake.
Modems are too slow, and life is too short. [-dd-]
Money can't buy happiness, but it does quiet the nerves.
Money Talks!  Mine always says goodbye!
Money?  Sysops don't make any!
MoPar forever: Pikinu drives a HEMI!
Mother, they're still not sure it IS a baby!
MR DUCKS. MR NOT! OSAR--CD WINGS? LIB! MR DUCKS!
Multitasking causes schizophrenia..
Murphy is out there ... waiting ...
Murphy was an optimist.
Must Go - Our Rotweiler needs its teeth sharpened.
Must Go - Some Jehovahs witnesses need shouting at.
My ASCII has been de-limited.
My cat's name is: 'Winky, The One-Eyed Wonder Kitty'
My computer's sick. I think my modem is a carrier.
My girlfriend and I are expecting a little tagline.
My Go  amn keyboar   oesn't have any  's!
My Karma has just run over your Dogma.
My message above. Your response here: __________________
My nicest dream: 
 - The world in harmony!
My other processor is a Moulinex.
My reality check just bounced.
NAK NAK, "Who's There?" #@#^#$%#(#@^ NO CARRIER
Necessity never made a good bargain. - Ben Franklin
Never lick a gift horse in the mouth.
Never test for an error you don't know how to handle.
Never try to out-stubborn a pampered Pomeranian!
Never try to out-stubborn THREE pampered Pomeranians!
Never underestimate the power of "Modem Addictus"!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
Never Wear Battery-Powered Clothing to a Formal Event.
New book by Saddem Hussein: Sand to Glass in 5 seconds
No Brain, No Pain.
No Condo, No MBA, No BMW, No Clever Tagline
No grass grows where my horse has trod. - Atilla the Hun
No inequity is too trivial.
No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun
No S&M here - why cause yourself pain??   Use SLMR!
No, no, Nurse!  I said "PRICK his Boil!", NOT boil his..
Nobody knows the trouble I have been.
Nobody's interested in sweetness and light.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
Not another NAK NAK joke, Please!
Not now ... I have to go mow the laundry.
Nothing is so smiple that I can't screw it up.
Nothing is so smiple that it can't get screwed up.
Nothing's so weird that no one's done it.
Now is NOT a good time to annoy me....
Now you know why the Cheshire Cat is smiling.
Now, from K-TEL, on 2 LPs, 1 Cassette OR 3 CD's!
Objects under T-Shirt are larger than they appear.
Obscenity is whatever gives the Judge an Erection
Of all my relations, I like sex the best.
Off by CRASHING COMPUTER. Time Logged: ▀ö╣▄)╜$╫â├Éè╞▄
Oh hell, it ain't Friday YET?!?
Oh, cry me a river.
Oh, Effendi, if you only knew what a deal I have for you
Ok, Sysops, Next week, we'll learn how to play the kazoo
Old BBSers don't die, they just drop their carrier.
Old MacDonald had a computer, with EIA I/O
Old typesetters never die. They just decompose.
On a scale of 1 to 10, 4 is about 7.
One good turn gets all the blankets!
ONLINE? Good! Hit <ALT-H> to take the I.Q. Test
ONLINE? Hit <ALT+H> for a quick I.Q. Test!
Open mouth, insert foot, echo internationally
Open the Windows and let the bugs in.
Open wide! You don't know how big this thing gets!
Organization is the enemy of improvisation.
OTOH... you could always call Compu$pend!
Our 274 Tech Support employees can't be wrong!
Out of body, be back in five minutes.
Outlaw junk mail, and save the trees!
OVERDRAWN? What the hell?, I still have checks left!
Oxymoron: one who has used too much acne goo?
P.l.e.a.s.e...Mr. Data....no more jokes!
Palindromic taglines are for roferas enilgat cimordnilap
Panic now - avoid the rush!
Pardon me, please. Which is the non-smoking lifeboat?
Pardon my driving; I'm trying to reload.
Park Overall is an optimist.
PC-DOS&MS-DOS&CP/M&UNIXI'LLDIDDLEWITHOS/2WOULDN'TYOU?
PCBored?  Call a WILDCAT! BBS tonight!
People are always available to work in the past tense.
People are strange when you're a stranger.
Phone Sex isn't good enough for me!
Pi R Squared? No. Pie R round, Cornbread R square!
Pick two: [1] Fast   [2] Right   [3] Cheap
Pick up the phone. I've got MNP on m╫»╗Æßë╜├╥τ NO CARRIE
Pikinu's Pampered Pomeranian Paradise! 502-895-8866
Please call IBM. I believe my computer's on fire.
PLEASE USE OTHER DOOR
Plunk your magic twanger, Froggyyyyy!
Poo poo occurs, on several occasions.
Poo poo occurs.
Potty Mouth!  Potty Mouth!
Practice safe algebra...use brackets!
PregNet: Undergoing rapid expansion!
Press <CTRL>-<ALT>-<DEL> to continue ...
Press <CTRL>-<ALT>-<DEL> to store all new data:
Press <CTRL><TAB><ESC> to abort
Press any key to continue, or any other key to quit.
Press the <STOP> key now...
Prime-time TV is the opiate of the masses.
Printers do it without wrinkling the sheets.
printf('to C or not to C..that is the question');
Prisons are places people go to in a pinch.
Problems! Problems! If only to much MONEY was a problem!
Problems.... Problems... If only MONEY was a problem!
Psychoceramics: The study of crackpots.
Psychoceramics: The study of hard-headed SysOps.
PUI: Piglet User Interface
Push any key. Then push the any other key.
Put your hand on the screen and FEEL my healing power
Putting out the fire with vaseline ...
QUICK! Call a witch-doctor: My witch is sick!
R:BASE is a constant intrusion on my dreams.
Random answers are my specialty!
Real processors don't have segments
Real Programmers Don't Write Games.
REAL programmers write self-modifying code.
REAL Sysops disconnect the Speaker!
Reality is a constant intrusion on my dreams.
Reality is ok - I just don't make a habit of it.
Reality is something you rise above.
Reality? I'll only go as a tourist!
Regardless of what you may think, this is NOT a tagline.
Rejected designs: I  NY; I  NY; I  NY.
Remember the immortal Socrates..."I drank what?"
Remember the VW Anomaly...er, Bug?
Remember when sex was dirty and the air was clean?
Remember, no matter where you go, there you are.
Removal of this Tagline is Punishable under Canadian Law
Resistance Is Useless!   (If < 1 ohm)
ROBONAP- sleeps for you while you are online.
Rotisserie:  A Ferris wheel for chickens.
RTFM - Revert To Former Method!
S/He who uses bad language must be an R:BASE programmer!
Salvador Dali:Surreal Killer! Quaker Oats:Cereal Killer.
SASS - Sysops Against Stupid Signatures
Save gold...it has VALUE, not a printed price
Say pistachios ... it's impolite to say nuts.
Schwarzkoff happens.... In downtown Bagdad.
Scotland-men are men, women are cold, & sheep are nervou
SCUD : Sure Could Use Directions
Sex drives me crazy! Others too!
Sex IS dirty... If you're doing it right.
Sex is like an industrial film covered in fur...
Sex is natural, but not if its done right!
Sex relieves tension, Love makes tension.
Shareware author dies:  .GIF at eleven!
She aches, just like a woman...
She poured sugar in the gastank of my heart!
She's not a gossip, just an interesting news source!
Shoot all the Radicals!
Shoplifters with the runs take Clepto Bismol
Should we tell the children when we move?
Sign Here: __________________________________
Silly Little Mail Reader - because I deserve the best.
Sleep warm, love well, and carry a big stick.
SLMR - It doesn't use much space, but WHAT a READER!
Smile if you are wearing sexy underwear.
Snow!  I want snow NOW!!!!
Snow?!  You can have it!  I want SUNSHINE! Lot's of it!!
So many bytes, so few cps.
So Sioux me.
So wadda ya' want for 10,395 bucks, buddy? A 486i?
So? What do you want ME to do about it?
Software Independent: Won't work with ANY software.
Software specs: Pick two - [1] Fast [2] Right [3] Cheap
Sometimes it's hard to find the right question.
Sorry about your Rectocranial Inversion.
Spacebar, spacebar, please help me out.
Spell chequers dew knot work write.
Spindle & Multilate - See if I care..
Stamp out QUOTERS' DISEASE!
Stand back! I don't know how big this thing gets!
Starting a new era in tagline lunacy!
Stealth Condoms: She'll Never See You Coming!
STICK \'stik\ n. 1: A boomerang than doesn't work.
Stop here for Transcendental Omniscience
Strip mining prevents forest fires.
STUPIDITY is NOT a HANDICAP!  Park elsewhere!
Submarine Sailors Go Deep and Never Come Up for AIR!
Support your right to keep and arm bears!
Survival Tip #2:  Never MOON a werewolf.
Sushi--known to the rest of the world as "Cut-bait."
Sysop love habits revealed: on the next "Geraldo!"
Sysop not found! Please notify computer
SysOp: (Noun) One who constantly reconfigures.
SysOp: Gofer in charge of bolts, wires & electricity
System Crash  (A)bort (R)etry (T)hrowup
ß late than never.
Split your coffee? Call a Chemist!
Tagline affixed in compliance with Stuffed Articles Act.
Tagline not found -- Please notify Sysop!
TagLine Serial No.10398 - (C) 1991, All rights reserved
TagLine Serial No.10397 - (C) 1990, All rights reserved
Tagline stolen by SLMR20 from SLMR105 from SLMR10.
Taglines are for wimps
Taglines make great Christmas gifts.
Take pot to the beach; leave no tern unstoned.
Take what you want - leave some if you want. No ratios.
Tammy Faye loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an ass
Teenage Mutant Ninja *WHAT*????
That was Zen, this is Tao.
That's stronger than a garlic milkshake.
The Bare Facts About Nevada Agriculture.
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
The best government is the least government.
The Bigger the Drive,the more Junk Collected
The bigger the theory, the better.
The buck doesn't even slow down here!
The buck starts here.
The buck stops at the desk over there.
The Buck stops here, the Doe just visits..
The Buck stops here, the Dough just visits..
The buck stops here.
The CLOCK$ stops here.
The dog ate my .REP packet.
The dough always stops over there.
The dough NEVER stops here.
The dough stops here.
The first ten million years were the worst.
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades!
The future's uncertain and the end is always near...
The Hard Disk Cafe! (618)-684-3990 HST/V32 24Hrs WC2.55
The Hubbell works fine; all that stuff IS blurry!
The lab called; your brain's ready.
The last sound that it made was "Zap" .
The MOG-UR'S EMS * L.A., CA * 818-366-1238/8929 ■
The NBA's best announcers double as a warm hearty meal.
The next tagline is recommended for mature readers only.
The older I get, the better I used to be.
The one who dies with the most toys wins.
The power to tax is the power to destroy.
The PS/2 Model 30-286 was designed on a Monday
The reward for a good deed is to have done it.
The solution any problem tends to change the problem.
The UARTs won't take this speed, Captain!
The worst thing about censorship is ██████████.
There is no gravity.  The earth sucks.
There's a sucker born every minute!
There's always one more bug.
There's no future in time travel.
There's no such thing as a too-recent backup!
They ARE doing it with mirrors...
they don't really Like warm beer - they got Lucas fridge
Thhis takline iz slitely out of cofus.
This door is Baroque, please call Bach later.
This is a fried egg on drugs.  Any questions?
This is a test of the Emergency Tagline System
This is abuse. Arguments are down the hall.
This is Cal dog and his Worthington Spot on drugs.
This is your SysOp.   ┬├┤¡s ìs ÿou⌠ s╦sop óñ δτugæ.
This New Year I resolve to make no resolutions.
This Sysop runs on Old No. 7.
This tag line is "Bulletin Broad-proof"!
This tagline contains 100% ùn╞nöwñ ⌠¡bêτs.
This tagline is umop apisdn
This tagline no verb.
This tagline recommended for mature readers
This tagline stolen by Silly Little Mail Reader 2.0
Time is of the essence, so close the door!
Time keeps on slippin', slippin' into the future...
Time keeps on slippin',slippin',slippin' into the future
To any objective person it'd be obvious that I'm right.
To be or not to be.  That is the result of 2b².
To iterate is human;  to recurse, divine.
Today the sun, tonight the MOON! WHEN WILL IT END?
TOMCAT WARNING - Liberties Taken With Quotes!
Too bad about your Rectocranial Inversion. Get well soon
Too dumb to be crooked
Transvestites enjoy mixed company....alone!
Transvestites suffer from delusions of gender.
Tremble your way to Fitness...
Trespassers will be violated.
Tried to call Phoenix, I misdialed FIJI
Try this. I haven't tested it, but I think it will work.
Tune in, turn on, and be friends with EX-Mayor Barry.
Twinkies have a half-life, but Velveeta is eternal
u=!worry && b[happy];
UART what you eat.
Uh oh.  Your zip file is open!
uh-ohhh... IT'S A FRIDAY!!!!
Ultimate office automation:  Networked coffee machines!
Ultimate office automation: Networked coffee machine.
Ultimate oxymoron:  "Cash Surplus"
Unable to locate Coffee -- Operator Halted!
Unable to locate Coffee -- Operator Processor Halted!
Unable to locate Coffee -- SysOp Processor Halted!
Unicorns aren't mythical - virgins are!
US Military: fighting for G.TRUDEAU's right to dissent!
US Military: They fight to defend YOUR right of dissent.
Use SLMR to put the TOMCAT! to work for you!
Use subdirectories; keep your FAT thin!
Use your own tagline, this one belongs to someone else.
Use your own tagline, this one's MINE!!
Variables won`t; constants aren`t; dummies can't.
Ve have vays of makink you obey zee rules on zia board!
WARNING!  SAFESEX.ZIP is a Trojan.
Warning: Do not reuse tagline. Discard safely after use.
WARNING: The Surgeon General Started Smoking!
We all live in a yellow subroutine.
We are always the same age inside.
We deserve, and demand, truth, instead of posturing!
We have dust bunnies for pets!
We must be GOVERNED by reason, not RULED by religion..wc
We must believe in free will, we have no choice!
What do you suppose gives Stephen King nightmares??
What do you suppose gives Wayne Erikson nightmares?
What has 4 legs and an arm? A pit bull.
What has reality ever done for ME??
What has reality ever done for ME?? It made misery real!
What have I done to deserve all these kittens?
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
What is the IRS deduction for co-dependants?
What is the meaning of Life?, and Truth?, and DOS?
What part of "NO" didn't you understand...?
What the hell didn't happen here??!!
What we do not understand we do not possess. --Goethe--
What we have here, is a failure to communicate! (MR mgmt
What we have here, is a NEED to communicate!
What's another word for thesaurus?
Whattaya mean I can't logon to an active Node?
When all else fails, spend money!
When in doubt, mumble.
When is a mouse a rat? When it eats memory!
When it's all said and done, then he tells us...
When Puns Are Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Have Puns
When the going gets tough, everybody leaves.
When you best have time to call the very only one other
Where does the 'Buck' stop at Microrim?
Where the Taylors and the Pomeranians play....
Where will YOU be during the "BIG ONE"?
Where will YOU be when your laxative starts working?
Where's the ANY key?
Where's the [ANY] key?
Whip me, beat me, make me write bad software.
Whips and chains are only toys...
Who ever heard of fertilizing hard-boiled eggs?
Who needs rational when your toes curl up?
Who protects us from the protectors?
Why are you wasting your time reading taglines?
Why is it that the best taglines are always too long to
Why won't my floppy act like a hard disk sometimes?
WildCat! + TomCat! + SLMR = BBS Purr-fection!!!
Will I be pretty? Will I be rich? -- K. Sirra
Will you still respect me after we scan │║▐║│║│█│║▌│║▌││
WIN3; It's like a velvet picture of Elvis coming to life
Windows: From the people who brought you EDLIN!
Winter is Natures way of saying, "Up Yours!"
Women do come with instructions; ask them.
Women over 40: no yell, no swell, just grateful as hell
World Ends at 3pm; Film at 5 on WLKY Early News....
Xerox never comes up with anything original.
yawn error #30: CPU tired
Yea, yea..once a hobby, now an expensive addiction!
Yeah, I'm in the "Directory", but they missmelled my name
You can call me Hal, or you can call me Pal, or you...
You can disagree without being disagreeable.
You can pick your friends, but not your relatives.
You can send me to college, but you can't make me think.
You can turn ANY conversation into one about sex!
You can't be Batman to all the Robins of the world.
You can't MobyTurbo with an internal Z!
You can't teach old dogs new tricks.
You gotta know when to code 'em, know when to modem.
You have 60 mins a day, BUT you cannot d/l unless you...
You threw out my WHAT?
You WHAT?! You told my wife I said I was in total control
You're so brave to expose all those popsicle toes.
Your Mama don't dance and your Daddy don't Rock & Roll
Your motherboard wears combat reboots....
Youth is a gift of nature...Middle age is a work of art!
ZMODEM has bigger bits, softer blocks, and tighter ASCII
[ dated drug humor tagline deleted ]
¿Como frijoles? Spanish for "How have you bean?"
╗B╝A╗N╝╔╗I╝L╗L╝E╗G╝I╗B╝L╗E╝╔╗T╝A╗G╝L╗I╝N╗E╝S╗
┬├┤ís ìs εñç┌ÿ₧εδ
┼ I'm usually awake near the end of the day ┼
╔══════ I SYNC.... therefore I NAK 1...!! ════════╗
╔╪╗╚╪╝╔╪T╚A╝G╪L╚I╝N╪E╚╪╝F╪R╚O╝M╪╗╚H╝E╪L╚L╪╝╔╪╗╚╪╝
αlpha testers do it first, ßeta testers do it last!
τhï  ï  ¥öÜΓ  möδεM  Θ∩  δΓÜgs
ΦΦ temporary short between the headphones ΦΦ
≡≡ Standback goddamnit, I'm Beta Testing R:BASE v2.11! ≡
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 I love happy faces! Don't you? 


 Where we operate at a 90° angle to reality
 I'm grinning from 'ere to 'ere 
  {COMMO} {COMMO} COM doobie do down down  
 Dogs,  Cats,  Criminals.
 This side up 
The invisible tagline.
! Not on your life !
!!!ereh fo tuo em teG  !!!pleH
!edis gnorw eht morf siht ta gnikool era uoY
!enif tsuj si gnihtyrevE
!enilgaT siht edisni deppart m'I !pleH
" Every little BYTE helps "
" Go 'head and steal my tagline it flatters me."
" If All Fails, READ THE DOCS ! "
"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981
"Alaskan Visuals" by A. Roaring Boring Alice
"Are you saying we should tax... Thingy?"
"Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?"
"At last I'm organized", he sighed, and died.
"Beam me aboard, Scotty!"  "A 2x4, sir??"
"But the pusher don't care / If u live or u die"
"Call waiting", great if you have two friends
"Conclusion": the place  where you got tired of thinking
"Dok-tor - oowoo oowoo"
"Don't use our trashcan, it's only for apples!"
"Ensign Pillsbury?  He's BREAD, Jim!"
"Floggings will continue until morale improves!"
"Florence of Arabia" -- feminist camelmanship
"Garlic roll, Barnabas?" "Garlic? Aieeeee!!"
"Ground Beef" -- A Cow With No Legs!
"He's dead Jim."
"Here Bunny, Bunny, Bunny..."
"Hi, my Goldfish looks just like yours!"
"Hit me again, I love it!" Soddam Hussein
"How can you be so deaf with those huge ears?"
"I am a doughnut." --John F. Kennedy
"I said a BUD LIGHT." - J. d'Arc
"I wish I'd stolen that tagline."  "You will, you will!"
"I'm Having A Ball Doing Nothing At All"
"If it works, don't mess with it" school graduate
"If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster..."
"In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye..."
"Modem," said the gardener when he'd finished the lawn
"Monopoly? No, we just don't want competition" --Intel
"My favorite color?  Red.  No, BluAAAAAHHH!"
"NO KILL I"  -  HORTA
"Not a problem."--Parker Lewis
"Oops." -- Richard Nixon
"Paid off"?  What does that mean?
"Put knot yore trussed in spel chequers!"
"Question and die", sayeth the CZAR!!!!
"Quick and Dirty Program" is only half right.
"Quiet"...is an impossibility these days...
"She's so fat that when she sings, it's over."
"Socialism and Nazism is the same."  - Adolf Hitler
"Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar" - Freud
"Sometimes you just have to say 'What the heck'"
"Take my Worf......please"-Data
"Tell me, is this Heaven?"  "No, it's Iowa."
"The abstract means nothing to me!" Rorschach.
"The more RAM you have, the better", M. Chambers
"The pen really is mightier than the sword!"
"These are not kid gloves, Mr. Valiant"
"This sentence no verb." - Douglas R. Hofstader
"Toto, I don't think we're in DOS anymore..."
"Wanna byte my bit?"
"We're Going North Like Hell"
"What is your favorite color?"  "Blue - no - yel"
"What's 'e matter w' that thing?" - Scotty
"Yes dear, one more star WILL fit on that collar
"Yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation" - DRH
"You shouldn't have anymore problems..."
"You're good, kid, but as long as I'm around..."
#define flame_retardant  I know you are, but what am I?
$$$$$$$$ Money is the root of all wealth $$$$$$$$
$1000 reward for finding this man:
&   <:=======   -Snake stalking ampersand
'C' What?
'Cause that's the way the computer crumbles.
'Personal hygene is the key to success'- W. Nels
'til you come back to me, that's what I'm gonna do...
(!@&*#%^!#%) Censored by GAWD Himself...
((((((((HYPNOTIC))))))))((((((TAGLINE))))))))
(((((This message in Stereo where available)))))
(1) Ignore (2) Retry (3) Abort (4) MeltDown
(A)bort (F)ail (T)oss computer across room
(A)bort (R)etry (I)nfluence with large hammer
(A)bort (R)etry (S)ue
(A)bort, (R)epent, (I)gnorant?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail, (G)rab_Hammer
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (K)ick system?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (S)orry I Asked!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (P)anic
(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)ell it
(char *)lie = "brown";
(D)inner not ready:  (A)bort (R)etry (P)izza
(huskily) Oh, yes!  Scan me NOW!  ║▐║│║│█│║▌│║▌││
(takeoffs == landings) ? win() : lose()
(W)indows,(I)cons,(M)ice,(P)ointers,(S)heesh!
(°U°) What are you lookin' at??
* * * WELCOME HOME THE TROOPS * * *
* *TAKE A KID CAMPING THIS SUMMER* *
*** TAGLINE BAN IN EFFECT IN THIS CONFERENCE ***
**** Nothing Follows ****
************ ßeta testers are CRAZY! ************
**FLASH** Everready Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
*- I read it on the Continuum -*
*Who WAS that masked mailer?*
- A RAM is a terrible thing to waste.
- BBSing: Files, folks and fun.
- FOR SYSOP USE ONLY - Do not write below this line.
- How're you going to do it?  Upgrade It!
- Q: 386+387?       A: 486-8K
- The Def. of Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in
- This space for Rent -
- this space intentionally left blank -
- Thou shall not kill.
- » Most people deserve each other! « -
- » Time is forever -- a diamond is only temporary « -
- » Today is cancelled due to lack of interest! « -
-- Nature always sides with the hidden flaw! --
---      There's ALWAYS one more bug!      ---
--- A naked man fears no pickpocket ---
---- Who do you call to exorcise software ?? ----
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------------ Out of Order -------------
--T-A+G-L-I+N-E--+M-E-A+S-U-R+I-N-G+--G-A+U-G-E--
->BOREALIS is where I'm at.
... Ensign, Engage!
... So it is Written, So Let it be Done!
......<-Stealth Tagline
...and all the children are above average
...and in between are the doors.
...and never, ever cut a deal with a dragon.
...and that is how we know the Earth is banana-shaped
...and they lived happily ever after.
...and this is your brain with a side order of bacon.
...but have you tried PRUNES?
...going where no clusters have gone before.
...Now where did I put that fire extinguisher?
...only a test. Had this been an actual tagline...
...square root,cube root,log of pi;let's go get'em RPI!
...whose food is night, winter, and death.
.aixelsyd evah t'nod I ,aN
.ASM programmers drive stick shifts
001010010010101101010101000010010101011011010101
0x2B || !0x2B   -Hamlet
1 + 2 = 3; Therefore, 4 + 5 = 6.
1 Minute Shut Mouth Worth 1 Hour Explanation
11th Commandment: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's tag
1912 - U.S. Income tax enacted to tax wealthiest 5%.
1991 - The Year of the Palindrome
1st Law of Thermodynamics: Go to class!!
2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
2 wrongs don't make a right - but 3 lefts do!
2 wrongs don't make right but 3 rights make left
2+2=3.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
2+2=5... It HAS to, the computer says so.
20 years experience.... or 1 year repeated?
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, Hmmm.....
3 x 10^8 m/s. Not just a good idea, it's the law
43% of all statistics are worthless.
43.3% of statistics are meaningless!
4Dos, without it your PC is broken!
4Sale, braille dictionary like new, must see 2 appreciate
50 states, and I had to pick this one...
5¼" hard is better than 3½" floppy.
667:  Satan's neighbor...
69, 714, 2112 : Sex, drugs, and Rock and Roll!
74% of all statistics are made up on the spot
80 meg hard drive...5 megs free...
90% of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at.
: FORTH   CREATE program that DOES> what is needed . ;
:) :D :O :( :[ ;) 8) B) :> |I :P =) :S :B :] :\
:-) I don't wanna, I don't wanna.....Aw zipit kid...(-:
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>> If you can't be offensive WHY BOTHER?      <<
>>THE PS/2!<< IT'S! hummm, uhhhh IBM COMPATIBLE!
`1234567890-=\qwertyuiop[]asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~
A "PROGRAM" is used to turn data into error messages.
A .45 beats a royal flush EVERY TIME
A bird in the bush can't mess in your hand!
A bird in the bush is better than one just overhead.
A bird in the bush....HURTS!
A bird in the hand is a big mistake.
A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.
A bottle of wine, boudin rouge, and her!
A bug is a feature that didn't make it into the manual.
A cat a day will keep the Salmon away!!
A chicken is an egg's way of producing more eggs.
A classic is a book that is praised but not read
A clean, neat, desk is a sign of a sick mind.
A clear conscience is merely the result of bad memory.
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
A cynic smells flowers and looks for the casket.
A day without sunshine is like night.
A Dirty Mind is a Terrible Thing to Waste
A fate worse than death: To be married alive.
A fool and his money are my best friends!
A fool and his money are soon partying!
A fool and his money is my kind of customer!
A friend in need is a pest indeed.
A girl a day keeps the wife away.
A GOOD friend KEEPS the surplus zucchini!!
A good pun is its own reword.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
A little greed can get you lots of stuff
A little inaccuracy saves a lot of explanation.
A Long Nose Is Forever.
A man forgives only when he is in the wrong
A man serves best, when he serves himself.
A man who steals his neighbor's wife is not alone
A mind is a terrible thing to taste.
A nuclear war can ruin your whole day...
A Penny earned is a Penny owed (Probably to Uncle Sam)
A penny earned is Cheap labor..
A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act it out
A penny saved is a Congressional error
A penny saved is a penny.
A penny saved is a penny earned. The rest is the IRS's.
A Penny saved is a Penny earned. The rest is Uncle Sam's.
A penny saved is not worth very much.
A penny saved is ridiculous.
A penny saved is worthless.
A pill a day keeps the stork away.
A poor excuse is better than no excuse! <grin>
A pretty .GIF is like a melody
A programmer's work is never done. <Sigh!>
A Qmodem is a happy modem!
A right delayed is a right denied.
A rolling fat woman gathers no flour.
A seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago.
A STOIC brings the baby; a CYNIC is where you wash it.
A stumble may prevent a fall.
A Tagline is a terrible thing to waste.
A turkey roast is a foul ball...
A USRHST-world's most powerful modem-feeling lucky- punk?
A virtuoso is a musician with real high morals
A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
A Warriors Drink -- Well that Explains a lot.
A wholesome mind is wasted potential.
A wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn
A wok is what you throw at a wabbit.
A*C, who said A*C?
A:  I don't know  and I don't care.
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!
aaaoooggghhh......aaoogghhh......DIVE!  DIVE!
Abandon all hope, ye who press ──┘ here
Abandon all hope, ye who press enter here.
Abandon hope, all ye who <ENTER> here!
ABORT: Drivel filter is compromised!
Above all things, reverence yourself
Abstinence is a good thing if practiced in moderation
Accidents cause people.
Acetone = What you do in exercise class...
Advice is a dangerous commodity.
Affirmative action rewards underachievement.
After dinner, he said, "Your modem or mine?"
AGGHHhhh, 4 AM Already!
Ah come on, just this one last little feature
Ah-ooooh, where was the thunder?
AIDS -- The Plague Denied by the ACLU the AMA and man!
Ain't nerd-life grand?
Ain't Winter Grand?
Ain't WP Macro's *FUN*...!!!
Air bags...Inflation we can live with!
Air controllers nightmare: A pack of F-117s landing.
Air pollution is a mist demeanor.
Albatross!
Algol is not just a star
Alimony: the fee a woman charges for name-dropping
All animals are equal, some more than others.
All for one and one for ONE!
All generalizations are false
All hope abandon, ye who enter messages here.
All in a days work for "Confuse-a-Cat"
All left-handed people, please raise your right hand!
All men are born equal.  The tough job is to outgrow it.
All mimsy were the borogoves
All other boards have no RIME or reason...
ALL PRICES INCLUDE POSTAGE IN THE U.S.
All programmers want arrays.
All right, we'll call it a draw.
All sysops are not user friendly!
All the world is indeed a stage... Shakespear
All wiyht.  Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
All's well that ends.
All's well that ends well - E. A. Poe
Alright degenerates. I want this place empty NOW!
Always a tag line!
Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it.
Always forgive your enemies.  They -HATE- that!
Always question Authority; oft venal and rong
Am I wise, or otherwise? <grin>
Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound
America:  log on or log off
Amityville - A good Place To Be From - Far From!
An Electrician gets into people's shorts!
An electrician worries about current events
An Elephant Is Just A Mouse Built To Gov't Specs!
An expert is someone from out of town.
An optimist is a guy without much experience...
An ounce of pretention's worth a pound of manure...
Anarchists of the world-- UNITE!!
Anarchists unite!
Anarchy is against the law!
And God said: E = ½mv² - Ze²/r, and there was light!
And if I come again I will receive you unto myself!
And if Iraqs primary export was broccoli?
And now for something completely different!
And on the seventh day He took an aspirin.
And shun the frumious Bandersnatch
And so with vorpal sword in hand
and sometimes the bear eats you.
And the men who hold high places...
And this is what you do for fun.
AND, it frees my palm to do other things!
Animal Testing = Animal Suffering..
Another bit of knowledge from the Hollywood Typographer
Another font of knowledge from the Typographer
Answers: $1, Correct answers: $5, Dumb Looks: FREE
Antenna coupling: insect foreplay
Anti-Mickeys of the world: Unite
ANTIQUE STRIPPER TO DISPLAY WARES AT STORE
Any body seen my tagline...?
Any given program, when running, is obsolete.
Any job worth doing is worth complaining about.
Anyone could do it with manuals...
Anyone who remembers the 60's...wasn't there.
Anything free is worth what you pay for it.
Anything that can go wr ... # ^% Bus Error -- Core Dumped
Apathy Error: Don't bother striking any key.
Appreciate me now - and avoid the rush.
Arabs wear turbines on their heads
Are CD's really the Pits?
Are Cheerios really donut seeds?
Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?
Are RAM chips better than EWE chips?
Are thunder thighs produced by "eat" lighting?
Are we having fun yet?
Are you after MY pervert award or what??????
Are you sure (N/N)?
Are you talking to me  (°¿°)...?
Aristotle was all wet!
Artificial intelligence.  Natural stupidity.
Artificial Intelligence: The other guy's opinion.
As confused as a termite in a yo-yo
As easy as 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716
As your Doctor I advise you to drink heavily.
ASCII and it shall be given unto you.
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it
Ask others for help and be in debt forever!
Asphault = Proctologist's malpractice insurance
Atheism is a non-prophet organization!
Atheistic dyslexics don't believe in dog
Auntie Em: Hate you,hate Kansas, aking the dog.- Dorothy
Author of "Lead, follow, or get outta the way."
Author of "Zilch."
Autistics commit senseless violence.  Film at 11.
Avatar terminal, the long distance co.'s nightmare
Avenge the death of the working class!
Avoid Computer virus - practice safe HEX!
Baby on board!
BABY ON BOARD -just means five more points
Baby Philosophy - If it stinks, change it.
Back up my hard drive?  I can't find the reverse switch!
Backup is for whimps!
Backup no encontrado ! : (R)eintento, (P)ánico ?
Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
Bacteria acts more intelligent than human beings
Bad Credit? No Credit? No Problem.  No Money? Problem.
Bad is never good until worse happens
Badges?  We don't need no stinkin' badges!
Bang, You're Dead!
Bastards do have a redeemable feature:  mortality.
Batches, batches, we don' need no steenkin' batches!
Batman IS Mr.Mom?!?!
Batman, was around here somewhere
BBS 'till you drop - carrier
BCPL -> B -> C !!! No wonder C is so cryptic!
Be a Lert -- what the world needs is more Lerts!
Be carefull out there
Be different DON'T speak your mind!
Be good to your ENVIRONMENT -- Purge your TREE
Be part of the solution not part of the polution
Be part of the solution--not part of the problem
Be sure not to start a tagline you can't finis
Be vewy vewy quiet.  I'm hunting wabbits.
Beam me up Scotty. This isn't the men's room.
Beam me up, there's no intelligent life here!
Beat it through the lines
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder....
Beauty is skin deep, ugly goes to the bone.
Become a programmer and never see the world!!
Beep, Beep... nope, not felix the cat...
Beer cans empty! Memory Full! Zzzzzzzzzz!!!
Beer!  It's not just for breakfast anymore.....
Before backing up ... make a backup
Before you louse something up, THIMK!
Behind every argument is someone's ignorance.
Behind every succesfull man is woman with nothing to wear
Being old sucks!
Being paranoid doesn't mean they _aren't_ out to get you!
Being young is...I don't remember anymore!
Believe me... It's a hardware problem or a Virus
Best way to be useful - stay out of the way.
BETA testing is hazardous to your health.
Beta version - too buggy to be released.
Beware of attacking SPEED HUMPS!
Beware of geeks bearing .GIFS!
Beware of men who won't be bothered with details
Beware of what you ask of the Gods, for they may....
Beware the fury of a patient man.                  Dryden
Beware the Jubjub bird
Big nostrils? Look at your finger size!
Bigamist = Italian fog
Bigomy: one wife to many.  Monogamy: same idea.
Bill and Ted's excellent adventure happened in Florida
Bill Gates, have 'em write _real_ code...
Bit Decay!?  Díd yöù såÿ ßì┬ Déçªy¡¿
Bière qui coule ne manque pas de mousse.
Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla
Black holes are outa sight!
Black holes are where God forgot to cancel the infinities
Black Holes happened when God divided by Zero
Black holes resulted when MS tried to beat a deadline!
Black holes suck.
Black Holes were created when God divided by zero!
Blessed are the pessimists; they make backups!
Blood is thicker than water, and much tastier
Blue dove...the crackerjack is on the windowsill.
Blue... No, yelloooooooooooooow
Bo Knows MegaMail!
Bo knows Taglines!
Bo knows your girlfriend.
Bones, I hate your #@!*% human guts. Discussion?
Book never written: "Dog training." by Wille Bite
Bored at 3:00 a.m.?  PSSSTTT - got a modem?
Born to be Wiiiillllllddddddddddd
Boy, Deluxe² sure is QWK.
Boy, that's bad!!
Breaking Windows isn't just for kids anymore....
Breast size times I.Q. is constant.
Bring back the dobro to rock n roll!
Brooklyn -- the Fertile Crescent of Civilization
Brought to you by the Mother of all Messages
BS (bee ess): n. An uninformed statement.
BTW, FWIW, IMHO, yes. OTOH, AAMOF, maybe not.
BTW: Between The Words
Bud said,`Let there be lite' and there was Lite.
Buddhism means never having to say you're sorry.
Bugs are Sons of Glitches.
Bungee Diving - Living it up when you're going down!
Burma Shave.
But I DID read the manual...
But really, it was EXACTLY the same as before...
But what if I'm a figment of MY imagination?
But which one is the fatherboard?
But, boss, this IS part of my job!
But, officer, I was only going ONE way!
Butterfliers are free
Buy a 486-33 you can reboot faster
Buy a Mac.  It can do SOMETHING right.
By all means, let's not confuse ourselves by the facts.
By reading this, you're either a lawyer or a nut
BYTE ME -- BYTE ME -- BYTE ME -- BYTE ME
C code.  C code run.  Run, code, run.... PLEASE!
C is for Bangers.
C program run.  C program crash.  C programmer quit.
C Programmers do it with models!
C Programmers do it with the LARGE model!
C++ classes - call for times and dates!
C++ programmers do it with class.
C++ programmers earns money by inheritence.
C-ing is believing
C:\> SWEEP ECHO Y|DEL *.* <───┘
C:\BELFRY is where I keep my .BAT files ^^^oo^^^
C:\DOS   C:\DOS\RUN    RUN\DOS\RUN
CA Driving:  To Change lanes, first pull out your 9mm..
California has its faults.
Call your Father today: I wish I still COULD!
Calling Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard...
Calm down. It's only ones and zeros.
Camera bugs always know where to light!
Camptown Races, 6837.6 Meters Long. Do Dah!
Can elephants fly?
Can I blame my spelling on Line Noise?
Can I yell "movie" in a crowded firehouse??
Can taglines have sequels?  Hmmm.....
Can you do the Picard Maneuver in a Grand am?
Can you find the mispelled word in hear?
Can YOU fly?
Can you tell I need more tag lines?
Can't have evrything. Where would you put it?
Can't wait for MS-DOS 5.01!
Can't wait for them 100Gb, 10ns drives!
Canada:   C Eh? N Eh? D Eh?
Carpenters are just plane folks
Castration takes balls.
Cats, proof that eating and sleeping isn't all bad
Caution:  Blown Brain At Work!
CAUTION:  Dangerous and off Medication...
CAUTION: INCORRIGABLE PUNSTER!  DON'T INCORRIGE
Caution: PET XING
CCITT=Confused Corporations In Thrall to Terror
Celibacy is not an inherited characteristic.
Celibacy is not hereditary.
Cent, 5 cent, 10 cent, dollar.
Certified to serve!
CGA is the pallete from hell
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
Chemists have nice reactions.
Chemists never die -- they just stop reacting.
Chevrolet, Heartbreak of America.
Chicken Little only has to be right once.
Chickens are how eggs make more eggs.
Children Learn What They Live!
Chipmunks roasting on an open fire...
Cindarella's Godmother was a fairy.
Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular.
Class I like : public Sex { \
Clear as mud
Click..Click..Click..darn, out of taglines!
Close the door and the light stays on!
Closed eyes are not always sleeping.
COBOL can be cured with early detection!
COBOL programmers understand why women hate periods.
COBOL programmers wanted. (quick lighting pref.)
COBOL.....(C)ompiles (O)nly (B)ecause (O)f (L)uck
code code code code eat code code code sleep code code...
cogito ergo . . . get into a lot of arguments
Cogito ergo spud: I think therefore I yam.
College don't make fools; they only develop them
Com'on folks, get a life! It's all just 1s & 0s!
Coming soon from Microsoft Foods: Animal Hackers
Coming Soon. Mouse Support for Turbo Edlin!
Coming to this tagline soon, a NEW HAM call sign
Commercial radio, commercial radio, commercial r
Committee--a group which keeps minutes and waste hours.
Common malady: Diarrhea of mouth + constipation of brain
Common sense is the uncommonest sense of all...
Common Sense Isn't So Common
compiled, first screen came up, ship it!!!
Compiling...Linking...Dialing Copyright Lawyer...
Complaints? Write them here legibly [] <-
Compliments of the Itty Bitty Machine Company.
Computer (com-pyoo-ter) n.-Incredibly fast idiot!
Computer Marketing & Consults--Stay Clear!!
Computer users take more strokes.
Computer widow: Family goes broke watching Dad have fun.
Computers:  the financial black hole of the 90's
Condominiums are not effective birth control.
Condoning sloppy spelling is guache.
ConEd - made in the U.S.A
Conference Host, Running & Being
Confession is good 4 the soul, but bad 4 the reputation.
Confucious say too damn much!
Confuse people - quote from the wrong
Confussion will be my epitaph
CONNECT 110?!? Help! I'm in s l o w  m o t i o n !!
Consistency: The last refuge of the unimaginative
Constant tinkering buggers things up
Constants aren't;  variables don't.
Control-ALT-Delete thyself
Core error -- bus dumped.
Correct in Thought, Statement, or Action....TRUE!!
Coup de grace -- French for lawnmower?
Cranial Input Error: Line Status Register 02
Credit card owner -- Member of the debt set
Crime does not pay... as well as politics.
Critical error: (S)hout, (S)mash, (B)uy a mac.
CRUISING: 19200bps modem and 0.5bps fingers!
Crusoe got everything done by Friday. Can you?
Cthulhu Calls -- using MCI
Cthulu Saves... in case he's hungry later!
Cure for baldness: Put on your hat!
Daddy! Let me push a-!@# NO CARRIER
Daddy?  What's this little red button for?
Dafynition #287:  TSR=Trash System Randomly
Dammit no!  Don't pick on the pho^$ L%æ#!░╗
Dammit, where'd I leave that tagline?
Dancing with Wolves, Sleeping with beavers
DANGER! DANGER! Computer Book Store Ahead, Hide Wallet.
DANGER! DANGER! Computer Store Ahead, Hide Wallet.
Danger! Human at keyboard!
Dangerous Exercise:  Jumping to Conclusions
Darn my hσnε └iⁿΣ ïs n°¡s¥¡
Darth Vader sleeps with a teddywookie.
day++;    dollar--;
DBasers do it in fields.
Deadlines amuse me.
Death cures cancer.
Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down...
Death:  to stop sinning suddenly.
Debate Conf's=Mud Wrestling for the Pedantic
Debate, rebate, probate - what's the diff??
Decisions terminate panic
Defenders only...prosecutors will be violated.
DEFINE: De ting you get for breaking de law.
Democrats cut red tape....LENGTHWISE
Dentist : he lives from hand to mouth.
Department meeting in 3 minutes
Despite of the cost of living, it remains popular.
DESQview - No hourglass required!
DESQview does Windoze.
DesqView's Upgrade Policy is good.... NOT!
DESQview:  Windex for Windows
DESQview: The Faster Multitasker
Diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
Did I just step on someones toes again??
Did Qmodem originate in the Q continium?
Did you know that rats can't vomit?
Did you know that SATAN is an anagram for SANTA?
Did you receive a proper socialist education?
Die Entropie des Welts strebt einem Maximum zu.
Difference between a hero and a coward is one step sidewa
Difference between a virus & windows? Viruses never fail.
Difference between men & boys is the price of their toys
Dinner Not Ready...(A)bort (R)etry (P)izza
Diogenes is still searching.
Diplomacy: Saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock
Disk Crash:Abort,Retry,Kill innocent bystandards
Disk Error on C: - (A)bort, (R)etry, (D)estruct
DISREGARD LAST MESSAGE
Divorce is not an effective deterrent to marriage.
Do artificial plants need artificial water?
Do files get embarassed being unZIPped ?
Do HD's sneeze when they catch a virus?
Do it with style
Do molecular biologists wear designer genes?
Do Not Attempt to Traverse a Chasm in Two Leaps.
Do not believe in miracles.  Rely on them.
Do not pay any attention to this.
Do not read beyond this line.
Do Not Remove This Tag (Under Penalty of Law)
Do not remove this tagline under penalty of law.
Do not remove under penalty of law.
DO NOT soak me up with honey please!
Do Quarter Horses have only one leg????
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Do wah ditty ditty dum ditty do
Do you C my point?
Do you know how to keep a BBSer in suspense?
Do you love me for my brain or my baud?
Do you use MCI? So do I. List me as a friend...
Docs....I don't need no stinkin' docs!
Documentation is for people who can't read.
Does "Bad FAT" mean disk has high cholesterol?
Does anybody actually read Taglines
Does FAKE fur come from stuffed animal toys?
Does fuzzy logic tickle?
Does it really matter if he said he is Batman
Does killing time harm eternity?
Does that help at all?
Does the name "Pavlov" ring a bell?
Does Windows 3 ever need to be cleaned ?
Dogs crawl under gates, software under Windows.
Doing it the hard way is always easier.
Doing Windows in C is a pane in the glass.
Don't ask me-I'm making this up as I go.
Don't ask why, just do it.
Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.
Don't believe anything you read, especially tags
Don't blame me... I didn't do it!
Don't crush that dwarf, hand me the pliers!
Don't even think of putting a tagline here.
Don't force it, use a bigger hammer
Don't get hooked on drugs, get hooked on fishing.
Don't happy, be worry!
Don't hate me, I'm just a tagline.
Don't hide your contempt of the contemptible!
Don't judge a book by its movie
Don't let me get too deep.
Don't let the sun catch you crying.
Don't look Ethyl...  It was too late.
Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
Don't mind me; I'm the designated drunk.
Don't need future shock--present shock is enuff.
Don't open the darkroom door; it lets all the dark out.
DON'T read the manual! Just WING that sucker!
DON'T READ THIS!!!
Don't steal, the government doesn't like the competition
Don't Support Shareware, just their Authors!
Don't take life seriously - won't get out alive!
DON'T throw away your 2¢ words.  I collect them!
Don't touch that keyboard. We'll be right back.
Don't Touch That Phone...I'm On The Mode+^%$#(*@
Don't try to confuse me with the facts!
Don't use commas, which, aren't necessary.
Don't worry the next message will be better!
Don't worry, be happy.
Don't worry, I'm goïng tô bâckup tòd
Don't worry, I'm goïng tô bâckup tòd嵡!&%#~%
Don't worry: The answer's at the back of the book.
Don't you hate boring taglines?
DOS:  Tells a computer what to do with itself!
Down with TLAs! (three letter acronyms)
Dramatize:  What well dressed RAM chips wear.
Drive A: not responding.. .Formating C: instead
Drive C: Error, (A)bort (R)etry (I)gnore (K)ick (S)cream
Drive Offensively!
Drive slower than your guardian angel can fly.
Drop me a line...anytime!
Drop your carrier, we have you surrounded!
DSZ speed 300 ha ha ha tee hee hee rz -ZZZZZZ
Duct tape is like The Force-it holds the universe togethe
Dumb luck beats sound planning every time
Dumb Questions are better than smart mistakes!
Durians, real fruits for real people.
dy(3x^4 + 2x-5)/dx = 12x^3 + 2
Dyslexia rules KO.
Dyslexics have more fnu
Dyslexics of the World: Untie!
Eagles fly, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines!
Eagles Soar!, but weasels aren't sucked into jets!
Early to bed, early to rise makes people suspicious.
Earth:  Its only ours to borrow!
Easy Does It.  But Do It
Eat more Possum!
Eat My Shorts
Eat the rich - the poor are tough and stringy.
Eat yogurt and get cultured
Editing is a rewording activity.
Effective Gun Control:  Keep muzzle pointed at target.
Electrician -- Person who wires for money
Elevator men do it on all floors
ELVIS HAD MY U.F.O. BABY!
Emotion vs logic? Emotion always wins.
Engineers:  often wrong, seldom in doubt
Epoch:  the sound made by a hen
Error #1511: Brain Offline
Error - Operator out of memory!
Error - [A]bort, [R]etry, [F]ake like it's working...
Error : (A)bort (R)etry (S)ell it
Error finding REALITY.SYS  -  Universe halted.
ERROR LPT1 not found.. use backup - PENCIL & PAPER
Error opening COLDBEER.CAN  Glass not ready.
ERROR:  CPU not found
Eschew and avoid redundant obfuscation.
Eschew Obfuscation . . .
Escort GT - An oxymoron
Espresso: ultra-efficient caffeine delivery system
Ettore's law: the other line always moves faster
Evangelists do more than lay people
Even a small star shines brightly in the dark
Even Programers need a "bit" of love
Even small mouths can gather BIG feet!
Even the dullest candle burns brighter in the dark.
Even this shall pass away...
Ever lob a live grenade into a basket of kittens?
Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
Ever wanted to download pizza?
Ever wonder what oop Fortrash would look like?
Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
Every day is starting to look like Monday ...
Every morning you are handed 24 golden hours.....
Every sperm is Sacred!
Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
Everyone is entitled to my opinion, just ask me...
Everyone is entitled to my opinion...             FREE!
Everyone is gifted. Some open the pkg sooner.
Everyone is of some use, if only to set a bad example!
Everyone makes mistakes, if not we'd be single!
Everything in excess! Moderation is for monks.
Everything is just a thing
Everything is just chemistry!
Everything starts as somebody's daydream.
Everything You Know Is Wrong
Everywhere is an LD call from here.
Excuse me if I sound bitter....I taste that way too
Excuse me, do you know the way to Kansas City?
Excuse me, I have to recharge my flamethrower.
Exploding Piglet Falls Out Stupid Window...GIF   11
Explosive when wet
Exxon Valdez, Haven, ¿cual será el próximo?
EZ come ... EZ go   SLMR come... He stay!
Faber: Knowledge is good!
Fac meam diem.  -- Clintus Estvoodicus
Fakir - Mann som kan begå selvmord og overleve
False appearance of fine speech
Farfignewton.. the cookie of the stars..
Farfignewton: n., from German, "ergonomic cookie"
Fatal Error: You're dead.
Fear is the darkroom where negatives develop.
Fear is the parent of cruelty.
Fear not, for I have given you authority
Features should be discovered, not documented!
Feed your faith and starve your doubts to death.
Feel good?  Don't worry; you'll get over it!
Female programmers get their bits twiddled.
fflush and then wwash your hands.
Fight the Greenhouse Effect:  PLANT TREES!!!
Fight War, Not Wars!
Fighting for peace is like f***ing for virginity
FIRE!! BANG!! OOUUUCH!!!!! Whoops!  Is anyone down range.
First Shalt thou pull out the Holy Pin!
Floggings will continue until morale improves
Floppy disk - A disk that flops
Floppy not responding--formatting HDD!
Fonts and Typefaces: The more the merrier!
Fools rush in -- and get the best seats.
Fools rush in where fools have been before.
For a photographer, life us just a bed of poses
For all you do, this SCUD's for you.
For New Year's, I gave up sex & lying.
For Sale: Dehydrated H²O - $14 per quart
For tomorrow I diet . . .
FORD = Fix Often, Repair Daily
FORD = Found On Road Dead
Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it.
FORFEIT: What most animals stand on.
Forget patience! I'm gonna kill something...
Forget the Joneses.... I can't keep up with The Simpsons
Format C:<CR>......OOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPSSSS!
Fortes fortuna adjuvat
Four and six a pound and him with a wooden leg?
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn : C. Gable
Freedom isn't cheap and it never goes on sale.
Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate
Friends come and go, enemies accumulate
Friends, Romans, Countrymen: lend me your noses
From the land of graft and corruption!
FUBB -- Fouled Up Beyond Belief
FUNDAMENTALISM is never having to open your mind.
G=Guns, PG=Plenty of Guns, PG-13=More than 12 guns...
Gary Trudeau for President!
Generic Brown Label Tagline
Generic Industry Standard Tagline
Generic Tagline
Genius has its limits, but not stupidity
Geologist -- Fault finder
George Bush: 'A New World Odor!'
Georgia REALLY sucks.
Get down and Modem the night away!
Get your kicks...
Get your modem runnin, Head out for the Highwaves!
Getting caught is the mother of invention.
Give a man an inch, and he thinks he's a ruler.
Give me patience! RIGHT NOW!
Go ahead, back up to the RAM disk.  I dare you!
Go ahead, jump. 100,000 lemmings can't be wrong.
Go Ahead.. We're cleared for wierd.
Go ahead...MAKE MY DOWNLOAD!!!
Go For It!
Go on, just hit me! ...Name:Esc, #:27, Rank:UL..
Go softly....it's dark out there
God is real, unless declared integer
God made whiskey so the Irish wouldn't rule the world?
God made whisky to keep the Irish from ruling the world!
GOSUB:coffee;work;RETURN:
Gotta have my Corn Pops...
Graduate, Whatsamatta U. School of Management
Grandma got run over by a reindeer...
Gravity is a law.  Lawbreakers will be brought down!
Gravity: it's not just a good idea, it's the law!
Great minds discuss ideas; Small ones, people
Greenhouse, schmeenhouse -- I'm FREEZING!
GUI:  Grab the User In-the-face
Gun control is hitting what you aim at.
Gun control:  Keep the muzzle pointed at the target.
Guns don't kill people..., I KILL PEOPLE!
Guns don't kill.  Fast-moving projectiles do.
H y! Wh r  did my " " k y go?
H*LL WITH THE EVIDENCE ...it's politically correct...
Hams do it with more frequencies
Hands up!  Said the laser printer.
Hard DISK? Gee lady, I misunderstood you.
Hard Work never killed anyone, so why chance it?
Hardware: The part you kick.
Has anyone found my marbles?
hAS ANYONE SEEN MY cAPSLOCK KEY?
Has anyone seen my tagline?  I think someone stole it!!
HAS THE WORLD GONE MAD!
Has this conference been sprinkled?????
Hasta la vista, ...baby!
Hau gerta ez dadin, oihan-guteak geldi ¡tatzu!
Have a good day today and a better day tommorow
Have a nice day.
Have a nice day, and a better tomorrow!
Have time to waste?  Get Microsoft Windows 3.0!
Have you clubbed an ignorant human today?
Have you got all the stuffing up one end?
Have you hugged a porcupine today?
Have you hugged a programmer today?
Have you hugged an electric fence today?
Have you hugged your computer lately?
Have you hugged your logic probe today?
Have you hugged your motherboard today?
Have you hugged your Sysop today?
Have you uploaded clip art today?
Hawaii is as American as apple poi.
He ain't heavy;  he's a Shareware Author.
He wants a shoe horn, the kind with teeth
He who dies with the most software WINS!
He who dies with the most toys is still DEAD!
He who laughs last is probably your boss!
He's a SOB -- but at least he's *our* SOB.
He's dead Jim. Grab his tricorder. I'll get his wallet.
He's mostly dead jim, get Miracle Max
Health is the slowest possible rate to die
Heather: Get drunk and tip cows.
Heisenberg may have been here.
Hell hath no fury like a democrat scorned.
Hell hath no fury like lawyer of a woman scorned
Hell hath no pizza
Hell is kept warm with profane burners
HELL WITH JUSTICE, LYNCH THE @#$%^&!
Hello little girl, want some candy?
Hello, I am part number │║▐║│║│█│║▌│║▌││
Hello, my serial number is▐║
║█│║▌║▌
│
Hello, sailor!
Help stamp out and abolish redundancy!
Help stampout 'smart mouthed' Sysops!
Help stampout unfriendly conference hosts!
Help the economy...buy something here !!
Help!  I'm modeming...   and I can't hang up!!!
Help! I've fallen and can't get up.
Help! I've fallen off line and can't hang-up!
Help! I've tripped and I can't come down!
HELP! My hard drive crashed & I can't boot up
Help!! I hit the power switch and it didn't die
HELP, I'm being held prisoner by this BBS.
Help,,,my (S)ex drive just crashed!!!
Hepaticocholecystostcholecystenterostomy
Here Strange ain't Strange!!! It Normal!!
Here today, dawn tommorow.
Here's Looking At You, Kid
Here, there........and everywhere......
Heredity: If your parents had no kids, you won't.
Hey Jim, Are we there yet?
Hey Pee Wee, Button your fly!
Hey Rocky - watch me pull a sysop outta my hat!
Hey Underpants, I'm talking to YOU!
Hey Vanilla Ice! Meet Mr. Halite!
Hey Wally!  Come look at this.
Hey!  Who uncorked my bottle of lunch?
Hey! Don't pick up that pho╫»╗Æßë╜├╥τ NO CARRIER
Hey, whats that beeping noise? Wheres that smoke comi
Hey, who spilled coffee on my keyboard?!
Hindsight is an exact science.
Hips or lips:  Let your conscience be your guide...
Hire teenagers while they still know everything.
Hmmm.. what's this red button fo║╜»░╖╝NO CARRIER
HO!  <repeat three times>
Home is where the computer is plugged in.
Honesty is the best image.
Honey, PLEASE don't pickup the püÇé╖╕╣╛┐└├╟╚╔╩
Honey,just one more message...I really MEAN it this time!
Horn busted! Watch for finger...
Horse's can't fly!  Horse feathers...
How am I supposed to know what a rhetorical question is?
HOW can I be OVERDRAWN if I still have CHEQUES left???
How can I fail when I have no purpose???
How can I miss you if you won't go away.
How do I get my words to RIME ?
How do I set my Laser printer to "Stun"?
How do they get teflon to stick to the pans?
How do YOU spell computer?
How much to downgrade to Turbo C-- ?
How much wood did Peter Piper pick..No wait..
How to solve Mideast problems: DEL IRA*.*
How ya like me now?
Howdy Doody had 48 freckles.
HUGO was a wimp compared to Desert Storm.
Huh?  What?  Am I on-line?
Humanity is a parisite
I  message database managers.
I  WP
I **TRIED** to register it!
I *wish* I could remember where I parked my hard disk....
I almost stole a tagline! I'm so ashamed!
I am   │║▐║│║│█│║▌│║▌││  --  Welcome to our NEW AGE
I am a person of color: My color is White
I am correct, the rest of you are wrong!
I am in total control, but don't tell my wife.
I am not arguing with you; I am telling you
I am not young enough to know everything.
I AM standing.
I am wealthy in my friends.  -Shakespeare
I am. Therefore, I think.  I think.
I attend Cedarupanz Flying School, Deadwood, MD.
I bet Patch drinks Carling Black Label!
I blinked, therefore I ran.
I C, therefore I link  (and think, and drink)
I came, I saw, I confused.
I [] CorelDRAW! v. 2.0!
I can be convinced of ANYthing. With logic.
I can resist everything except temptation.
I can see more on my knees than on my tiptoes
I can write it perfectly; I just don't understand it.
I can't be overdrawn, I still have checks left!
I can't believe my computer's on fire.
I can't help it if I'm lucky...
I despise WINDOWS!
I didn't do anything--unless I was supposed to.
I didn't do it nobody saw me you can't prove anything!
I didn't get the documentation for the manuals!
I Disclaim All Warranties Of Merchantability
I [] My Cat.
I [] My Cat. I [] My Dog. (Would you [] my ex-wife ?)
I [] My Dog. I [] My Cat.
I [] My Dog. I [8] My Cat.
I [] QEdit!
I [] TheDraw v. 4.0!
I [] Ventura Publisher!
I ['d] My Dog. I ['d] My Cat.
I don't have a life, I have a BBS...
I don't know how I got here....
I don't know what I like, but I know what art is.
I don't want it now, I want it RIGHT now!
I don't want it Now, or Right Now, I want it YESTERDAY!
I dont nead no speling cheker!
I em a wuunderfull spelur.  I tipe vari gud two.
I forget
I found the tests quite elementary. ■ Data
I gave it up until Lent
I had my head examined.  They didn't find *anything*!
I HATE it when that happens!
I have a 9600bps modem and 1.5bps fingers
I have a feeling this isn't Kansas, Toto!
I have dynamic memory, it needs refreshing...
I have seen the data...now bring me some I can agree with
I haven't lost my mind...It's backed up somewhere!
I hope I'm that frail when I am 202 years old. ■ Picard
I just bought a cured ham.  Wonder what it had?
I just gotta write some new taglines...
I just hate it when it does that !!
I like children, if they are properly cooked!
I like my steak MIDIum rare...
I live in a house, but belong in a HOME.
I live the life of Riley...when Riley isn't home.
I love my job! I love my job! I love my job! I love my...
I love New York!     * * *       No Radio
I multitask... I read in the bathroom!
I must be BLIND because I sure don't 'C'
I never liked you, and I always will
I never met a Lasagna I didn't like!
I never metaphysics I didn't like
I object to sex on TV, I keep falling off!
I parked my harddisk - and got a ticket!
I practice moderation to excess.
I Print on Steel with an Industrial Laser
I program, therefore I exist.
I put spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone ...
I remember me... I think.
I run a clean place. ■ Guinan
I saw a lot of trees today; and they were made of wood.
I saw what you did and I know who you are.
I smell a rat.  Did you bake it or fry it?
I still miss my ex-wife - but my aim is improving!
I support drug tests. Test the politicians.
I support MERIT PAY for Politicians.
I survived the Phoenix Sun. It's a dry heat. Yah Sure!
I think a SysOp Needs Nine Lives - I need ten.
I think I've got a headache.....
I think, therefore I am on-line.
I think, therefore I am, I think
I think, therefore I am. (Or am I?)
I think, therefore I scan.
I thought I made a mistake once, but I was wrong...
I thought I was wrong once but I was mistaken.
I thought that you thought... must be mistaken.
I thought you were dead...
I told her, "Like (*&^%$# you are!"
I tried switching to gum but I couldn't keep it lit!
I tried the rest but bought the best!!!!
I twaught I twall a pussy cat, I did!  I did!
I use Windows...on my car, on my house, on my...
I used to be indecisive.  Now I'm not sure.
I used to have a life. Now I have windows 3.0
I used to have a Tandy, but I got better!
I used to read books.  Now I read .qwk files.
I wanna see 'em explode in every zip code!
I want a warm bed and a kind word - and unlimited power.
I want it all or nothing. Or maybe some.
I want to have Michelle Pfeiffer's baby
I wanted a manly mail reader... I got a silly one <sigh>
I was going to procrastinate, but I put it off.
I was on a roll, till I slipped on the butter.
I will fight for your right to your wrong opinion.
I wish I could step on this program's bug.
I wish life had a scroll-back buffer.....
I wish my M-5 had 4DOS...
I wish scripts would do what I think I tell them
I wish there was something interesting to read down here
I wish you humans would leave me alone.
I won't use Windows, I won't use Windows, I won't....
I Wonder What The Big Red Button Does....?
I would say more, but I'm limited to 45 chara
I would strongly oppose apathy, if I cared...
I'd give my left arm to be ambidextrous
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
I'd offer everyone a Twinkie, but I'm not hostes
I'd rather be rich!
I'd rather be rich than good-looking!
I'd rather wear out than rust out.
I'll backup my Hard Drive tomor*(&^)*98&^^...
I'll be back.
I'll be back... maybe!
I'll deal with today tommorrow.
I'll get to it on the 2nd Tuesday of next week.
I'll make you famous....
I'll never forget the....uhh...the...never mind!
I'll never forget what's-his-name.
I'm a analog man in a digital world
I'm a brain in a vat. Are you one too?
I'm a fragment of your imagination
I'm a Lumberjack and I'm OK!
I'm all tagged out!
I'm amazed, that it works at all.
I'm Buster Brown and I live in a shoe!
I'm fascinated by the way memory diffuses fact.
I'm FLYING!, I'm FLYING! >THUD<
I'm gonna plead insanity, what about you?
I'm hopelessly addicted to my PC and modem!
I'm in here for being crazy, not stupid.
I'm in search of myself.  Have you seen me anywhere?
I'm in shape ... pear is a shape isn't it?
I'm in shape ... round's a shape isn't it?
I'm in total control, but don't tell my wife.
I'm Jewish, and Shabtai Zvi will return!
I'm just about finished, just a coulple more seconds...
I'm just trying out this tagline. It's not registered yet
I'm like a bad TSR; I keep popping up!
I'm lost!  Can you help?....
I'm more humble than you are!
I'm neither for, nor against apathy
I'm nervous and my socks are too loose.
I'm not a supreme being. ■ Picard
I'm NOT addicted.  I just use the modem all the time.
I'm not an actor, but I play one on TV.
I'm not arrogant, I'm RIGHT!
I'm not as think as you stoned I am.
I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way.         J.Rabbit
I'm not crazy, I'm chlorinated
I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this?
I'm not tense, just terribly A*L*E*R*T.
I'm outstanding in my field (left field) knee deep in BS
I'm pink, therefore I'm SPAM.
I'm responsible for the MOTHER of all screw-ups!
I'm schizophrenic and so am I.
I'm so close to hell I can almost see Vegas!
I'm solidly behind whichever side eventually wins.
I'm the guy with one star, 2 G's, 2 Nodes and one Saviour
I'm the one your mother warned you about...
I'm tired of thinking up new taglines
I'm too old and incontinent-oops-incompetent
I'm user friendly, I don't byte -- I nybble.
I'm waiting for Windows v4.0!
I'm wobbling and I can't fall down!     Weeble
I've always wanted to make love to an alien.
I've fallen and I can't get up.
I've fallen... and can't BOOT up!
I've got 256K of RAM, so why can't I run Windows 3.0?
I've used this particular tagline 346 times.
I)gnore, R)eboot, or C)all Laura Palmer
I/O I/O so off to work I go!
IBM - Making Tomorrow's Mistakes Today!!!
IBM = Ice Box Machines
IBM stands for Inferior But Marketable.
IBM: Inertia Breeds Mediocrity
IBM?  [I]ncredibly [B]oring [M]anuals.
If  1st you dont succeed:Rewrite it from scratch
If "R" is Reverse, how come "D" is FORWARD?
if ( !broke ) don't_fix();
if ( original_ver == OK )  don't_upgrade();
If (Dog_bark = true) then letter:=arrived;
If 1st you dont succeed, rewrite it from scratch
If a program is useful, it must be changed.
If all goes well, you've overlooked something!
If an experiment works, something has gone wrong
If at first you don't succeed, call it Ver 1.0
If at first you don't succeed, cry.
If at first you don't succeed, fake it!!
If at first you don't succeed, forget it.
If at first you don't succeed, lower your standards.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
If at first you don't succeed, the hell with it.
If at first you don't succeed, transform your dataset
If at first you don't succeed, try again at second base.
If code was meant to be portable, it'd have wheels...
IF code_works THEN don't_fix_it END IF
If dogbark=true .then. mailman = present
If ET married Peter Cetera he'd be ET CETERA.
If evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve
If Glass=Empty .AND. Thirsty Then OpenTuborg
If I can't have SessionManager, I don't want anything.
If I can, can you?
If I could think of one it'd be right HERE!
If I knew what I was talking about--would I be here???
If I only had a 486 . . .
If I only had one more teragigadactylbyte...
If I wanted your opinion I'd ask your computer
If I were rich my butler would answer my mail.
If it ain't broke, don't fix it!!!
If it ain't broke, wait a day or two!!
If it isn't borken, don't fix it.
If it jams, force it....If it breaks, it needed replacing
If it was easy, they wouldn't need us.
If it was raining soup, I'd have a knife & fork
If it wasn't for EZ-RDR it would be hard.
If it works tinker till it doesn't
If it works, break it!
If it works, don't fix it!
If it works, rip it apart and find out why!
If it works, you must have done something wrong.
If it's fixed, don't break it!
If it's obvious, it's obviously wrong.
If it's useless, it will have to be documented.
If its stupid and it works - its not stupid
If life is but a Dream please wake me up..
If Marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws!
If my girlfriend caught me on this board...
If only I still had my Commodore 64... If only...
If plugging it in doesn't help, turn it on.
If puns are outlawed, only outlaws will have puns
If speed scares you, use Micro$oft Windows!
If the Message Won't End, Continue It.
If there is no God, who pops up the Kleenex?
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
If there isn't a law, there will be -- Gates' Law
If they don't like ARJ, they can eat Z..!
If this is only a hobby..then why I am getting paid!!
If this is Quarqsday,THIS must be Earth!
If this message goes into the void, call me!
If this were an actual tagline, it would be funny.
If this were funny, it'd be a tagline.
If turning it on doesn't help, plug it in.
if u cn rd ths u 2 cn thnk up shrt clvr tglns
if u cn rd ths u cn bcm a c prgmr!
If we believe absurdities, we shall commit atrocities...
If we don't succeed, we increase our chances at failure.
If we left the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy!
If ya can't feed em', don't breed em'!!!
If you act enthusiastic, you'll be enthusiastic!
If you believe THAT, I have a BRIDGE for sale...
If you can read this tagline, you're 2 close!
If you can read this, you are too close.
If you can't be offensive WHY BOTHER?
If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead?
If you can't make it good, make it big.
If you can't make it good, make it expensive.
If you can't say it in 50 characters, then don't b
If you can't think of a tagline, steal one! (like I do!)
If you don't like my opinion of you - improve yourself!
If you don't like the news, go out and make some of your
If you hit every time, the target's too near.
If you leave 2 bills together, they breed!
If you live long enough, it WILL kill you...
If you push something hard enough, it will fall over
If you redo a batch file, does it become a son of a batch
If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast...
If you take the plunge, return it by Tuesday.
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
If you took the bones out, it wouldn't be crunchy, eh?
If you want it done right do it yourself!
If you want it done right, let  do it.
If you're gonna get down...Get Down and Prey!
If your mind goes blank, remember to turn off the sound.
IF(!CRASH()) _THANK_GOD();
if(crash) grab_ankles();kiss_xxx_goodbye()
if(ThisDay()!=MyDay)DosSleep(ulTillNextDay);
Ignorance & apathy: I don't know & I don't care
Ignorance is temporary - Stupidity is forever
Ignorance is temporary, stupidity is permanent
Ignorance leads to Indulgence.
Ignore your teeth and they'll go away!
illegitimati non carborendum
Illiterate?  Write for free help.
Illiterate?  Write for information!
ILLITERATE? Write for a free brochure...
Images and reflections to brighten my day.
Imagination is more important than knowledge. -Einstein
IMHO: In My Honest Opinion
Improve your memory, forget about work
Improved - didn't work the second time.
In an atomic war, all men will be cremated equal.
In any case = In any box ???
In Borland you are never bored!
In Case of Fire, Log off Promptly
In case of rapture, please grab the wheel.
In fact, I DON'T put my pants on one leg on leg at a time
In the computer world, every little bit helps.
In the end, gravity wins -- Dolly Parton.
In The Search For Quality, There Is No Finish Line
Inagodadivida, baby!
Inane tagline found.  Abort, Retry, Swipe a better one.
Include this in your CONFIG.SYS File: BUGS=OFF
Indecision is the basis of Flexibility.
Indecision is the key to flexibility.
INE Do Not Cross! - TAGLINE Do Not Cross! - TAGL
Infinity is one lawyer waiting for another.
INFLATION is when the BUCK does'nt stop ANYWHERE.
Inflation means the Buck does not stop here...
Ingen har nytte av et lik
Innuendo = Italian suppository
Inouye shoulda been able to get in...
Inquiring minds WANT TO KNOW!
Insert brain, then type
Insert disk 5 of 4 and press any key to continue
Insert Witty Tagline Here ...
Install failed. Attempting to transfer virus to c:
Instant Human: Just Add Coffee...
Integrity of Heart; Skill of Hand
Intel: littendian, segmentated, trimodal...fun
Iraqi Bingo: B-52... F-16... M-1... F-18... F-117...
Iraqi rifle for sale.  Never fired.  Dropped once.
IrepeatmyselfwhenunderstressIrepeatmyselfwhenunderstressI
Is Al the hologram really Al Bundy in disguise?
Is good Data, Gordi's best friend?
Is HST faster than the Concord?
Is it magic.... or is it SessionManager?
Is it ok to panic now?
Is it really true that blondes have more fun?
Is OS/2 only half an operating system?
Is piece when the loin lies down with the limb?
Is that seat saved? No, but we're praying for it.
Is the dingleberry still fashionable?
Is there death after life?
Is this Fahrvergnügen?
Is this yours? Your dog left it on my lawn ...
Is virus a 'micro' organism?
It always happens, but we never expect "the unexpected".
It behooves us to avoid archaisms.
It isn't really mine 'til I've modified it
It sure is a damn ugly nothing - Geordi
It was all so different before everything changed.
It wasn't broken..until I started playing with it!
IT WON'T WORK!!!
It works better if you plug it in.
It's  3:40 pm, Do you know where your child is
It's a GREAT DAY when I learn something new!
It's ALWAYS dark if you never open your eyes!
It's as bad as you think and they are out to get you.
It's been a business doing pleasure with you...
It's better to burn out, than to fade away.
It's crackers to slip a rozzer the dropsy in sni
It's easier to get older than it is to get wiser
It's great to do nothing and rest afterwards.
It's hard to be humble when you're perfect!
It's hard to call the zoo when the lion's busy.
It's just a jump to the left...
It's morning in An Tir, and it's not my fault!
It's MY idea 'cause I stole it first!
It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
It's not a bug, it's a feature.
It's not a BUG, it's an undocumented feature!
It's not over until Milli Vanilli sings!
It's not pretty being easy
It's not the age - it's the mileage!
It's nothing a warm-boot can't fix
It's on that one, the 6th unlabeled floppy.
It's only a hobby ... only a hobby ... only a
It's STILL just a DUMB machine !
Ithinkmyspacebarstoppedworking.
Its hard being BLUE.
Its more than good enough so I ain't switch'n
Its my tagline! I stole it first.
Its nice to do nothing and then rest afterwards.
Its not a bug, its an undocumented feature.
Itsdifficulttobeverycreativewithonlyfiftysevencharacters
James Brown: "Help!  I've fallen and I can't get down!"
Jeez, if you love Honkus...
Jeffrey Dahmer... the queer that made Milwaukee famous!
Jesus saves sinners and redeems them for VALUABLE prizes!
Jesus Saves!  With today's prices, that's a miracle!
Jesus Saves!...passes to Moses...shoots! SCORES!
Jesus Saves.  The Pope makes tape backups.
Jesus saves; now offering 14.9% !!
Jheeesh!!!
Join Amnesiacs Anonymous at um, er...
Join D.A.M.  -  Mothers Against Dyslexia
Junior, Quit Playing With Your Floppy!!!
Junk - stuff we throw away.  Stuff - junk we keep.
Just 'cause it won't work; YOU think its buggy
Just another dull moment in TAGLINES.MR
Just because.
Just gimma a slice of...
Just taggin' along for the Rime.
Just take those old records off the shelf...
Just Tell Me How To Follow Protocol.
Just try it shorty. ■ Tasha
Just trying to keep up...
Just waiting for a new version......
Just what does that mean?
Just when you thought it was over you were right.
Justice is incidental to law and order.
Keep America beautiful.  Swallow your beer cans.
Keep London tidy -- eat a pigeon.
Keep yr eye upon the doughnut,¬ upon the hole
Keyboard is unattached.  Press F10 to continue
Keyboard locked..Press F1 to continue
Keyboard not attached.Press F10 to continue
Keyboard not found.  Press F1 to continue.
Keyboard not found...THINK F1 to continue.
Keyboard not functioning.  Press F1 to continue.
Keyboard not responding! Press any key ....
Keyboard not responding! Press any key to contine
Kick butt now, take names later?
Kill the lawyers first.
KINGDOM.ZIP!!  More than a game, it's an adventure!
KISS (:<) Keep It Simple Stupid
Kiss me, I'm a Redneck
kjhf7u2sfgywh...HEY, get the cat off my computer!
KLEPTOMANIA!  Take something for it!
Klingons have Ridges.
Know what I mean...Vern?
Know what I mean?? Wink, wink, nudge, nudge
Knowledge is power.
L.A.P.D. motto: We treat you like a king
LABEL NOT FOUND: go anywhere you like.
Ladies with an attitude.
Laptop: Lighter than the avg. secretary
Last one out of Mass., shut off the lights.
Last week I couldn't spell prgmar, now I are one!
Last words of Socrates: "I drank what?!?!"
Last year many lives were caused by accidents
Latin is a real angina gluteus maximus.
Laugh, and the world laughs with you!
Lawyers, the mothers of deception.
Learn a foriegn language...C
Learn C++ as a second language!
Learn to fly. Skydive.
Let them eat cache.
Let us celebrate an exhaltation of larks!
Let X = X.
Let's go DX around the world
Let's spend the night together!
Liberal-One who leaves the room when the fight begins.
Life before the real world -- work.
Life begins at contraception
Life is a sexually transmitted and terminal disease.
Life is anything that dies when you stomp it!
Life is boring without EDLIN
Life is hard with an extended alphabet... <sigh>
Life is like a simily
Life is sexually transmitted, and terminal...
Life is short, eat desert first!!
Life sucks and then you marry one who won't.
Life's a bitch, and then you marry one!
Life...too many questions, damn few answers.
Life: what happens when you have other plans.
List(en)ing by phone...
Listen to the rhythm of crashing hard drives
Listen to the rhythm of the failing bits...
LISTEN to your children
Live long enough to become a problem to your kids.
Logic is a way of going wrong with confidence.
Lonely is the programer with a debuged program.
Long live the C64! G-g-guys? I was only kiddin, <BANG!!>
Long time his manxome foe he sought
Look Ma, No Taglines!
Look on my tagline, ye mighty, and despair!
Look out!... Here comes winter, AGAIN!!
look, It's a drunk tank of trombones!
Looking for Vanna's brains...did you find them?
Lookout World!  The Modem is Ringing!
Loose it here and you're in a World of hurts !!
Lore: Takes a licking and keeps on twitching.
Lost - One Tagline - old, but very cuddly.
Lots of things are easy when you know the answer
Love is grand.  Divorce, twenty grand.
Love of money is the root of all politics.
LUNACY  my Best personality trait!
LUNG CANCER IN WOMEN MUSHROOMS
Mac scrn msg: Like, dude, something went wrong
Macho does not prove mucho.
MacIntosh: Computer With Training Wheels You Can't Remove
Macro     Macro     Macro
Madam I'm Adam
Madness takes its toll, exact change please
Mail is a Subject's way of producing another Subject.
Make a difference in the world today: Subtract
Make my day, kill a GUI today.
Make them eat wake
Make tracks for Moose Breath Montana
Make way!, Make way!, A PROGRAMMER HAS ARRIVED!!
Mama don't let me do no rock-'an-roll.
Man does not live by coffee alone. Have a danish!
Man Gives Birth to 9 Pound baby Girl!
Man looks into the abyss, and sees himself.
Manifest: Why lift the hood?
Many are educated...few are learned...
Many men smoke, but fu man chu
Many pages make a thick book.
Marriage is the main cause for divorce.
Mary had a little lamb...a little beef, a little ham.
Matrix me the Epson way!
May fortune favor the foolish.
May the Farce be with you
May the FORCE be with you!!!
May the next version of WP be the last!
May the wind behind you always be your own.
May you live in interesting times
May you never live to see your wife a widow
MCI playing dirtier than the evil empire cause they're #2
Me hav'em heap trouble. - Tonto the programmer
Me, indecisive?  I don't think I am, do you?
Meaning of life: To m$`▌≤╦Ω╜ NO CARRIER
Meep, Meep, (and picture a cloud of smoke...)
Mega dittos from the Bayou State . . .
MegaMail----What A Wonderful Toy!
MegaMail:  The Mother of All Readers
MegaReader ß tester - and PROUD of it!
MegaReader ßeta ßrigade
Memory allocation error: Reboot System!
Memory is the second thing to go.
Memory....??....What memory??
Men have become tools of their tools. Thoreau
Message-write macros, Made to Order.
Mice are handy accessories, but I prefer gerbils
Microbiology Lab:  Staph Only!
MicroSoft finally did SOMETHING right...  DOS 99
Microsoft is suing Apple 'cause they have employees too.
Midden:  a kind of fingerless glove
MIDI: Maybe I'll Die Insolvent!
Mie Croc Sauf The, Bord Lande, Lotte Us, etc...
Might as well face it,  you're addicted to code...
Minds, like parachutes, work only when open.
MIPS => Meaningless Index of Processor Speed
Missed it by  |  | <- That much!
Missing - presumed married.
Misspelled?  Impossible.  My modem is error correcting.
Mobius strippers never show you their back side.
mod emo dem ode mod emo dem ode mod emo dem ode mod emo
Modem sex begins with a handshake.
Modeming is an exercise of bits, bytes and bauds
Modems are G-R-R-R-R-REAT!!!
Modems are proof that people enjoy torturing themsevles
Modems...MOdulator DEModulator...MOney owDEd to Ma bell!
Monday is soon coming to a calendar near you!
Mondays are a rotten way to spend a 7th of your life.
Money is the root of all evil - send $9.95 ..
Money is the root of all evil; everyone needs roots!
Money talks - mine always says "goodbye".
Money talks - mine says "Goodbye"
Monotheism is a gift from the gods
MOOSE JAW: The only city named after a Prime Minister !
More than 3 fonts on that newsletter and you die!
Morning: cause for alarm
Most of our future lies ahead.
Most political jokes get elected
Move to California - The police treat you like a "King"
MPU-401s: All they ever think about is Hex!
Mr Spock wears vulcanized rubbers.
MS Word: From the folks who brought you EDLIN
MS-DOS 5.0, Why fix it if it ain't broke!
multitask: Choke on gum and trip simultaniously!
Murphy IS an optimist! Murphy LIVES !!!
Murphy is out there ... waiting ...
Murphy was an optimist.
Murphy's Law doesn't apply to mee!!!!
Mushy peas & mint sauce hmmmmm
My 386 does an infinite loop in 4.68 sec.
My body's a temple zoned for toxic waste.
My Boss is a Jewish carpenter!
My boss is tempermental.  50% temper and 50% mental.
My computer's sick. I think my modem is a carrier.
My dad and I are siamese twins.
My God! It's full of stars!
My Hovercraft is full of Eels.
My IBM mouse likes a MS.  She's no Genius.
My last original thought died of loneliness.
My lawyer can beat up your lawyer!
My mind is closed so my body speaks
My mistakes are purely erroneous.
My mother invented me. My father denies!
My mouse only has one ball....
My only cow died, so I don't need your bull.
My other brain's a schizofrenic
My other car is an Edsel.
My other computer is a +4...
My other computer is a Cray
My other computer is a SUN SPARCstation
My other computer is an IMSAI....
My other tag line is a killer!
My rabbit's just turned into frogs, they croaked.
My reality check just bounced.
My stereo's ½-fixed, said Tom monotonously.
My system goes down more often than a $10 whore.
My tagline can beat up your tagline...
My third pet is .BATty; my fourth is MOUSEY.
My Twit Filter just put me on its Twit List!
My Twit Filter just put YOU on its Twit List!
My Universe - I hate party bashers......
My wife left me - There is a GOD!
My wife's other car is a BROOM!
Nadie tiene más imaginación que la realidad.
NAK NAK  Who's there?  ╬#█E╞)  NO CARRIER
Name:│║▐║│║│█│║▌│║▌││ Rank:▐║│║█│║▌│ Serial No:│║▐║│║│█│
NASA: There's no such thing as a free launch.
NASCAR -- Where speed excells!
Nato Ergo Sum
Navy, Just Another Adventure by Milton Bradley
Navy, not just a job, but an adventure.
Need a hat and thigh-high BOOTS for that one!
Nepotism is relational.
Never "assume" or you'll make an "ass" of "u" and "me".
Never a victim without retribution!!
Never drink whisky on an empty ulcer!
Never fight with a bear in his own cave.
Never judge a man by his taglines.
Never let a machine know you're in a hurry
Never lose your sense of the superficial.
Never mind the facts - I know what I know
Never moon a werewolf...
Never park your hard disk in a tow-away zone.
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
Never put off till tomorrow what you can ignore entirely
Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
Never smirk at the judge..
Never take a beer to a job interview.
Never test for an error you don't know how to handle.
Never trust a person who says, "Trust Me"....
Never try to outstubborn a cat.
Never use a long word when a diminutive one'll do.
New Book:  _How to write a How To book_
Next time you wave, use ALL of your fingers!!
Next time you wave, use ALL your fingers!!
Nibbles, bits, bytes....great hobby for a dieter, huh?!?
Nietzche is pietzche, but Sartre is smartre.
NIGHT OF THE ZOMBIE MODEMS!
No amount of planning will replace dumb luck.
No Condo, No MBA, No BMW, No Clever Tagline
No Credit, Bad Credit? No Problem. No Money?  Problem.
No Credit? No Problem.  Bad Credit? No Problem.
No great scoundrel is ever uninteresting.
No job is so small it doesn't require all your tools
No main() No Gain!
No matter what happens, someone always knew it would.
No matter where you go, there you are.  - B. Bonzai
No Money?  Problem.
No more money for Mickey. Use 4DOS and DRDOS
No more money for MICROSOFT. USE 4DOS!!!!
No mud can soil us but the mud we throw.
No one has ever bet enough on a winning horse.
No one has ever died an atheist. -Plato-
No program works the first time you run it.
No Tagline available at this time.
NO, I _don't_ do WINDOWS!!
No, I never read the documentation
No, I'm not shy - just poor and unemployed.
No, no, nurse! I said SLIP off his SPECTACLES!!
Noah saved animals from the flood by arcing them
Noah upgraded and built an ARJ!
Nobody ever expects the Spanish Inquisition
Nobody expects the ... Oh Bugger!
Nobody notices when things go right.
Non-Trekkies of the world-- GET A FUTURE!!
None of you exists, my sysop types all this in!
Not a computer nerd; merely a techno-weenie.
Not a real tagline, but an incredible soy substitute.
Not another NAK NAK joke, Please!
Not breaking the rules, just testing the elasticity...
Not even with BOTH hands AND a flashlight!
Not now, I have a headache!
Not sure if it helps, but turn the monitor ON.
Not the Beatles, but an incredible simulation
Not tonight dear . . . . . . . . . I have a modem.
Not tonight honey... I have a modem
Nothing behind you matters
Nothing can go wrong, go wrong, go wrong, go wro
Nothing cures a case of nerves like a case of beer.
Nothing is so smiple that it can't be screwed up
Nothing is so smiple that it can't get screwed up.
Nothing's IMPOSSIBLE to those that don't have to do it.
Now I've gone too far, where do I go now?
NOW I've put my ear in it!
Now if I can run Win3 under DV under Unix...
Now if I could only find the Video switch!
Now that I am dead, I'm finally making a living.
Now that we travel in space how about travelling in time?
Now where did I park my hard drive??
Now where did I put that nitwit filter?
Now, THIS is a tagline
Now, where did I put that dweeb filter?
NOW, you can press the other key to continue...
Nuke 'em 'til they glow, & shoot 'em in the dark
Nuke the baby fur whales.
Nuke the Gay Whales for Christ.
Nuthin' is simple sometimes...
O.K to coninue??  <yes> <no> <MAYBE?>
Of all liars, memory is the most convincing
Of all the things I lost, I miss my mind the most.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
Of course I tessssted it.
Of course I turned, I hit you didn't I?
Of course I'm a virgin!  I'm catholic!
Off by CRASHING COMPUTER. Time Logged: ▀ö╣▄╡¢╚⌠
Oh boy...
Oh God! I almost stole a tagline!
Oh my God!
Oh no! Not another 'undocumented feature'!
OH NO, my wife burned the rice crispies--AGAIN!!
Oh! To be an Interface Cowboy in Hyperspace.!!!
Oh, I can 'C' clearly now, my brain is gone...
Oh, I'm a tagline, and I'm OK...
Oh, molluscs. I thought you said bacon.
Oh, no! Not another learning experience!
Oh, what the hell, here's a tagline.
Oh, yeah? Well, beam THIS up, pal!
Oh, you didn't want an XEROX of the disk?
Ohmygosh!.....Ugottabekidding......
Okay! - Okay! - I'll be off the phone in a minute!  Geez!
Old age and treachery will overcome youth and skill.
Old MacDonald had a computer, with EIA I/O...
Old mufflers never die, they get exhausted.
Old soldiers never die...young ones do.
Omaha? They have computers in Omaha?????
On a clear desk you can never find anything.
On a clear disk you can seek forever
On leave from CNN...
On the other hand, you also have 5 fingers.
One good turn gets all the blankets!
One Iraqui dictator can ruin your whole day.
One man gathers what another man spills...
One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
One more time...Trying Megamail
One never knows, do one?
One wanton pointer, and you're in the soup!
Online
ONLINE ? Good! Hit <ALT-H> to take the I.Q. Test
Only death is fatal - life is not!
Only lemmings jump to conclusions.
Only stop for walls - Speedo
Only the mediocre are always at their best.
Only the mediocre are at their best all the time.
ooooooooonnnnnnnnnn, Oops Cat on the keyboard
OOPs! This is C++, not C!
OOPs, I stepped on a GUI!
OOPS: Not just for klutzes anymore
Open mouth, Insert foot, Echo Internationally
Open Mouth, Insert foot, SHUTUP!
Open WINDOWS and you let BUGS in...
Open your mouth honey, it's just a tongue depressor...
OPERATER ERROR.. (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)hoot...
Operator...give me the no for 911, quick!
Optical mice have no balls!
OS/2: What Windows will NEVER BE!
Other than that, how'd you like the play, Mrs. Lincoln?
Our father who art in Redmond, hallowed be thy DOS
Our pond has ducks.  Really anti-social ducks.
Our viewers need proof!
Oxymoron #40:  Ironclad Guarantee
Oxymoron: one who has used too much acne goo?
P Revere: "One if by Lan, two if by 'C'"
Pagans do it in the Woad
Paramedics are patient people.
Paranoids are never alone.
Pardon me, but your shoe is ringing...
Pardon me, I've been BBSing.
Parenthood-Feeding the mouth that bites you!
Part-time musicians are semiconductors
PAS_AL, BASI_, & _OBOL...  C fills all the gaps!
Pass by the open WINDOWS
Passwords? -- We don' need no steenkin passwords!
Patience -- Wait control
Patience is a virgin.
Patience NOW!
PATIENCE-A Virtue That Carries A Lot Of Wait
Pave the bay.
PC RAID... Kills program bugs, DEAD!
PEACENIKS; Demonstrate in a dictatorship!!!!
Pedal to the Metal
Pee wee would write, but he does not have a free hand!
Penny for your thoughts..  Hey! I deserve change!
People are boring. Computers are fun.
People are still having sex.
People let me tell ya 'bout my best friend
People say I'm apathetic, but I don't care.
People say I'm indecisive, but I'm not so sure.
People who eat snails are slime!!
People who gleet in glass houses, shouldn't!
People who live in glass houses shouldn't.
People would be alive if there were a death penality
Perestròika... Llibertat... Demana PAU, au!
PERSONAL COMPUTING ... A Terminal Disease.
Pets are the soul of the household
Philadelphia Pa... We Bomb our Citizens
Photographers do it with a shutter.
Pi aren't square! Cornbread are square!
Pi R squared. Nooo!  Pie R round, Cornbread R squared!
Pine Trees are fine trees!
Pirates, they're recking it for everyone!
Piss on you, I'm workin' for Mel Brooks!
pitchfork (n.): used to unload dead babies from boxcars
Pitchfork:  a device for collecting dead babies
Place written complaint and proof here====>[]
Planned Parenthood is nothing of the sort.
Play it Again, Sam
Please don't spoil everything by telling me the truth.
Please Hold...
Please leave deposit in appropriate bank...
Please say it isn't so!!!
Please wait ONE HOUR before replying...
Plerique amicos, tanquam pecudes, eos potissium
Plus çe la change, plus c'est la mêm chose
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Politically incorrect and DAMNED proud of it!!!
POPs+OOPs+C==C++
Positively NO TAGS ALLOWED HERE!!!!!
Possession, n. The whole of the law.
Postscript,..Prescript,..what's the difference?
Power attracts the corruptable.
Power corrupts.  Absolute power is kinda neat.
Practice safe eating: use condiments.
Pray for great things, but above all, Pray!
Pray for Ted Turner, he's in need!!
Prayer will be in schools as long as exams are!
Preserve wildlife... pickle a sqirrel.
Press <CTRL>-<ALT>-<DEL> to continue ...
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit
Press CTL-ALT-DELETE to use computer effectively
Press CTRL-ALT-DEL to continue
Press the "any key" to continue.
Press the button, my friend, send me back into time.
Printer paper is strongest at the perforation
printf("This is a tagline..."); printf("\nThis is your br
Pro Choice!
Pro is to con as progress is to Congress
Procrastinators don't die, they keep putn' it off!
Professional mail reader on closed modem. Do not attempt.
Professor: a textbook wired for sound.
PROGRAM n. used to turn valid data into error messages
PROGRAM v. act similar to beating your head against awall
Programmer on Computer
Programmers do it top down...
Programmers do it with their fingers.
Programmers don't Byte,they just Nybble a bit
Programmers don't get sniffles, they get a CODE.
Programmers don't repeat themselves, they LOOP
Programming Dept.: Mistakes made while you wait.
Programming _can_ be fun.
Programs. Ones w/bugs & ones w/hidden bugs.
Proposed NEW tax will pay the tax on the tax, supposedly.
Providing computer solutions for the mentally impaired...
Prunes give you a run for your money.
Pssst.  Dennis Ritchie is a closet Pascal user!
Psychiatry - the care of the Id by the Odd
Psychoceramics: The study of crackpots.
Puns are bad, but poetry is verse.
Put on your seatbelt...I wanna try
PUT THE COMPUTER DOWN, HONEY..I'm quitting NOW!
Put two pennies in pocket...they'll breed.
Pyscho 3.0 installed; run NORMAN.MOM
Q:  Which is worse, ignorance or apathy?
Qmodem: what every aging woman named Carol needs! []
Questions, questions! Does it ever end?!
R. Crusoe - only one who got everything done by Friday!
R. Smith: Chevrolet, Heartbreak of America.
R.E.M.  Out Of Time
R:Base 3.1: debased R:Base.
Radioactive cats have 18 half lives.
Radioactive halibut will make fission chips.
RADIOACTIVE: if you can read this you're sterile
Rain Rain Go away! Come Again Some Other Day!
Rainy days and automatic weapons get me down
Raising Microsoft bashing to an art form!
Ramble on.....
Random order is an oxymoron.
Rap MUSIC is an oxymoron....
RBBS?
Reach out, reach out and flame someone!
Read my lips...  No more cows, man.
Read the docs. Wow, what a radical concept!
Read the dox?!!? Yea, rite...
Read the manual? Doesn't it come in automatic?
Reading science fiction can save you from MindLock
Real hackers' method: COPY CON: PROGRAM.EXE
Real love stories never have endings.
Real men write self-modifying code
Real programmers innovate, others LITIGATE !
Real Programmers use DEBUG C:\DOSFILES\PROGRAM.EXE
Reality failure. Press enter to continuum.
Reality is for people who can't face drugs.
Reality is for people who can't handle computers.
Reality slap number 999999 coming up
Reality: a crutch for those that don't daydream !
Really. And do these lions eat ants?
Reasoning, Circular:  See Circular Reasoning
Rebel without a clue
Recovering Taglinestealaholic.  Please do not tempt.
Recursive, adj.; see Recursive
Recycle! Today's Garbage is tomorrow's America.
Recycle...It saves money and the world.
Reformat Hard Drive!  Are you SURE (Y/Y)?
Regardless of what you may think, this is NOT a tagline.
Regardless of what you think, I am *THE* man!
Regards, Doug
Relay THIS, fella!
Remember who has control of the DEL key!
Remember, Murphy is out there....waiting.
Remember, to a computer 1 + 1 = 10.
Remember:  'i' before 'e', except in Budweiser
Remember: COBOL can be cured if detected early.
Remove tongue from cheek before chewing.
Reputation: what others are not thinking about you
Resist the devil and he will flee from you
Resistance Is Useless!   (If < 1 ohm)
return((usBirdInHand = 2 * InTheBush()));
Rhode Island, the ocean state.
Rhode Island, the smallest state in the USA
Rick for President!
RIME - Ridiculous Idiots Mouthing Everywhere
Rl prgrmmrs dnt nd vwls
rm -rf means never having the chance to say you're sorry
Road-Kill Sold Here! Eat in or take out!
RoBo in the hands of Dumbo cd. be ho,ho,ho!!
Robo is not a COP !!
ROBOCOMM IT!!!!
ROBONAP: Sleeps *for* you while you're online.
Rocks: The original unfinished furniture!
ROM wasn't built in a day!
RPI cheer:e^^x du/dx,e^^x dx;sec,cos,tan,sin,3.14159...
Rural life is lived mostly in the country
Rush Hour is an oxymoron!
RUSSIA: Glasnost experiment site
Saddam Hussein Condoms.  For guys who don't pull out.
SADDAM SPELLED BACWARDS IS WHAT HE IS!
SAFESEX.ZIP is a Trojan.
Sally sells C Shells to the C sore.
Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.
Santa's helpers are now Subordinate Clauses!
SAPFU -- Surpassing All Pevious Foul Ups
Sattinger's Law:  It works better if you plug it in.
Save a tree.  Eat a beaver.
Save on toilet paper...use both sides!
Save pennies>> Make your own bullets!
Save The Next Generation -- End Abortion today!
Save the Whales - Collect the entire set!
Save the whales.  Trade them at church!
Save the whales; collect the whole set!
Save trees - do everything online
Say goodnight, Dick.
Science Fiction: The cutting edge of reality!
Scientists are planning to blow up the Moon!!!
Scott me up Beamie!
Script:  ImpLode, UpLode, DownLode, ExpLode!
Scripts don't what I tell them to.  :-(
Scuze'a
Season's Greetings should be all year 'round!
Sector not found.  Kill Program?  (Y)es, (N)o, (S)crew it
see here now ...
See other side.
See the gypsy queen in a glaze of Vaseline
Seek error reading drive Z:, reboot system!
Self help for people who talk too much:  On and On Anon
Sell!  Sell Everything, dammit!  Sell!!
Semper fidelis- always faithful.
Send Monopoly Money to your Favorite TV Evangelist
SERVICE AND CLAIMS: Midnight to 2 AM.
Set your Phasers on *Pur^[é^\e*
Sex is a misdemeanor-The more you miss de meaner you get.
Share and enjoy, share and enjoy!
Shareware author dies:  .GIF at eleven!
Sharewear (n.) -- Used clothing.
Shave daily with Occam's razor.
Shchizphrenia beats being alone
She laments,...her husband goes this morning a-birding.
Sheesh!  You start havin' fun, and they send the lawyers!
Shell to DOS....come in DOS.
Shh! Be vewy vewy quiet! I'm hunting wuntime ewwors!
Shh...Be vewy quiet!  I'm hunting tagwines!
Shhhh! Hardware is Supposed to Be Secret!
shift key/ never heard of it1111
Shin - Device for finding furniture in the dark.
Shortcut: Taking a quicker route to stand in a bank line!
Should be read umop apisdn for best results
Show Girl : she's more show than girl.
Sign here: X______________________________.
Silly rabbit, tricks are for hookers!
Silly wabbit......QWKs are for QWKidds.
Since you put it that way...
Slavery's not just a job, it's indenture.
Sleazegate and Disk Mangler, what a pair!
Sleep faster.  We need the pillows.  ──Yiddish Proverb
SLMR, if it weren't so damn good, I'd use something else!
Small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.
Smile when you say "Damn Yankee."
Smile, things could get worse. And they will.
Smile--makes people wonder what you've been up 2
Snow!  I want snow NOW!!!!
So if she weighs the same as a duck...
So it's my birthday. Big deal!!
So many messages, so little time
So many pedestrians, so little time...
So many taglines, so little time.
So that's all there is!
So what if I am a modem junky?
SO WHO NAMED YOU "TASTE POLICE" ANYWAY?
So, I hear you're into molinology...
So, where IS the <ANY> key?
So, Who thought up Taglines, Anyway??
Software Bugs?  Exterminators 'R Us
Software Error: Programmer Held. Finish all activities
Software is never having to say you're done
Software unprotects, a hex change operation
Some assembly required.
Some people think "asphalt" is a rectal disorder.
Some taglines SHOULD be turned of⌡∩φ∞≈≤
Some take their mark, others leave it
Some things are still sacred - I haven't taken them apart
Someone say "crash"? We all need hobbies!
Sometimes the obvious works best!
Sometimes you get beer, sometimes beer gets you
Sometimes, I wish I could PKZIP my wife!
Spaced Aliens:  Columbian drug lords in US.
Spam Spam Spam Spam, Spammity Spammmm, Spam, Spam, Spam
Sparky, Sparky, Bo-Farky. Banana Fana Fo-Farky ..
Speed costs money. How fast do you want to go?
Spellings: Compatible, definitely, protocol.
Spill a drink on your hard drive?  Try PC Towels...
Spock, you are such a putz!
Spock... you're such a putz.
St. Louis Music: Someone to Stay With
Stagecoach -- Drama teacher
Stationary mice have bigger balls. (c)1991
Stay back!  I have a modem and I know how to use it!!!!
Steal my wallet, car and TV - but leave the computer!
Steal this Tag Line.
STEP 12:Having had a spiritual awakening as a result ....
Step on no pets!
Still couldn't get no Dynamo Humm...
Stipulation #1:  There will be no stipulations
Stolen taglines are the sincerest form of flattery.
Stop tagline theft! Copyright your tagline (c)
Stop while you're a Thread......
Stove Top?  I'm stayin'!
STRESS--Your gut says no & your mouth says yes
Strike any user when ready...
strrev(strcpy("xus yti     "+7,"varg")-7)[0]='G'
Stupidity is not a handicap.  Park elsewhere!
Support DAMM--Drunks Against Mad Mothers!
Support Shareware! Support Shareware!
Support the Right to Keep and Arm Bears!!
Support wildlife, take a SysOp to lunch
Support your consultant - they have needs also.
Support your local AAAAA!
Surrender now - before I have to offer you better terms.
Swastikas, skulls and crossbones, dice flashing snakeeyes
Swords to Ploughs? Wouldn't they be small?
SX=Sexually eXtinct,also known as neutered,ergo an SX
Systems Recruiting in the US & Canada
Tact is for weenies.
Tag - Your it! How childish...
Tag line #27, See Apendix C, pg 245
Tag..... You're it!
Tagito ergo sum (I tag, therefore I am)
Tagline?
Tagline delivery delayed due to bad roads.
Tagline, You're it!
Taglines are for idiots.
Taglines are for morons.
Taglines cause cancer.
Taglines mean nothing to me!
Taglines that make you go "Hmmm..."
Taglines wanted!
Taglines?  Taglines?  I doan wan' no stinkin' taglines!
Take my advice...I'm not using it
Take pot to the beach; leave no tern unstoned.
Take the antiderivative of (tan 3x^2)/5x...
Taken as a whole, the universe is absurd
Talk back, tremblin' lips!
Talk is cheap - Because supply exceeds demand.
TANSTAAFL
TARFU -- Things are Really Fouled Up
TECHNICALITY:  Someone *ELSES* Constitutional rights..
Teeth were not made for stripping wires.
Telecommunicators are special people.
Tell it to the Judge
terra incognita. [Lat.]
Terror:  A female Klingon with PMS.
test test test and retest
Testing One... Fiftythree... fortytwo...
Th vwls n m kbrd dn't wrk vry wll, d thy??
Thank you.
Thank you for reading this message!
Thank you for the wonderful tag line
Thanks for the tagline.  :-)
That's about the sum of it.
That's Bond, James Bond, double-oh-seven..
That's not a bug, it's a FEATURE!
That's not a bug, that's a feature
That's not a Bug, that's an Enhanced Feature
That's not a bug--it's an undocumented feature!
That's not a bug. It's supposed to do that.
That's not line noise--my modem's speaking in tongues!
That's odd -- I had a tagline when I came in here...
That's why GOD made your eyes; to plagiarize.
The "Any" key?  See the one in the back marked "power"?
The Abort, Retry, Fail ?
The above opinion is worth 2 cents.
The agony of delete...
The Answer is 42
The beatings will continue until morale improves!
The best way to accelerate a Mac is at 9.8 m/s^2
The boss is always right.
The bugs will go away when you turn off the computer!
The characters in this message are recyclable
The chip's canna' take much more o'this, Captain.
The COBOL Crisis:  "But it worked in test".
The day divides the nights.  Nightime devours the day.
The dog ate my .REP packet.
The early worm has a death wish.
The easy way is always the hardest way.
The Fear of God is second to Fear of Snakes
The Fear of SNAKES out does the Fear Of G
The few, the proud, the Windows 3.0 & SX owners.
The fewer the facts, the stronger the opinion.
The First Myth of Management - It exists.
The flood has arrived, may we interest you in an ark?
The Freedom Line - Where are all our POW's?
The ghost of things to be avoided.
The giving hand ... receives
The Golden Age will come only when men have forgotten gol
The golden years suck
The good news is that the bad news was wrong...
The Grass is Brown on BOTH sides of the Fence...
The hard disk you save may be your own
The hills were worn down by eroticism
The human race is still in beta test...
The hurrieder I go, the behinder I get....
The hurrier I go, the behinder I get.
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame
The Magic of Windows:  Turns a 486 into a XT.
The mailman bringeth.. The trashmen taketh away!
The metalic years, silver hair, gold teeth, lead botom.
The mind is the 2nd thing to go, don't remember what's 1s
The mind is what the brain does.
The more I learn, the more I have to learn.
The more you know.... The luckier you get
The more you run over a cat, the flatter it gets.
The mother of all taglines.
The National Procrastinators Week will be rescheduled...
The one with the most typefaces when he dies, WINS!
The only person who doesn't use am offline mail reader!
The Original Multitasker=Two PCs and a chair with wheels!
The paper is always strongest at the perforations.
The phone is baroque, please call bach later.
The price of liberty is eternal vigilance...
The problem with the gene pool is there's no lifeguard
The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple
The road to success is always under construction
The sacred cows have come home to roost with a vengeance.
The scenery only changes for the lead dog!
The sensual and the dark rebel, in vain
The sound of many hands clapping. Olé!
The Tao of Crash Test Dummies-looking for a few good zen
The Toe that can be stubbed is not the true Toe.
The truth, however, is not pertinent to the issue.
The UART's will'na take this speed cap'n
The ultimate mail reader is here!!!!
The Way! The Truth! and The Life!
The weather is here...wish you were beautiful.
The Wild Celt: Drink Guiness It is Good for You!!!!!
The wine is good but the meat is spoiled.
The words we use can compound our problems.
The worst prison would be a closed heart.
The worst thing about censorship is ██████████.
The worst vice of a fanatic is his sincerity.
Them that can does, them that can't RTFM.
There are no skeptics in hell.
There are so many upgrades, I am bankrupt.
There are TWO 'B's in BBS, not one....
There are two solutions - hardware or software.
THERE IS NO JUSTICE, THERE IS ONLY ME.
There is no man so blind as he who will not see.
There is not gravity.  The earth sucks.
There is only one universal passion: fear.
There's a dead bishop on the landing!
There's more than one answer to these questions...
There's no future in time travel.
There's no intelligent life down here.
There's nothing wrong with my keyboard. There's n&%)$^%@!
There's only two kind's of music - Country & Western
There's somthing inside your head...
These hemorrhoids are a pain in the neck!
They *blinded* me with Science!
They all look the same at 2 A.M.
They blew the Bronx away. . .
They can't fire me, Slaves have to be sold!!!
they're cousins, identical cousins...
Thin may be in, but fat's where it's at!
Think of it as evolution in action
Think you're confused now ? Try using EZ-Reader w/ EDLIN!
Think!  It may hurt, but it pays off over time.
Think!  While it's still legal!!
This ain't no party, this ain't no disco..
This building is so high, the elevator shows movies.
This computer is taking over my life!!!!
This does not exist.
This end down, not up, Stupid!
This is a BRAG line, and I'm proud of it!
This is a copy of a completely original tagline .
This is a Moving Message.
This is a stolen tagline
This is a test of the EBS. This is ONLY a test.
This is an egg.  This is a frying pan.  Any questions?
This is an ex-parrot!
This is express written consent of Major League Baseball.
This is heavy stuff for a Thursday!
This is my tagline and you can't have it.
This is NOT Burger King.  You do not get it YOUR way.
This is not what you think.
This is pretty exciting for a Thursday!!
This is the tagline to end all taglines.
This is X Insurance Co - How May I Shaft You?
This is your brain.  Postscript on brain your is This.
This is your modem on drugs!
This is your pizza. τ╞╕ì$ │ ¥ºÜΓ !zzα ╙┘ï┼▐╗ ªⁿ¢╫Φ√ìé$
This is your sysop.   ┬├┤¡s ìs ÿou⌠ s╦sop óñ δτugæ.
This isn't a tag line. It just looks like one.
This isn't a tag, it's the message
This isn't a tagline, but it plays one on TV
This line intentionally left blank.
This message cleared by Iraqi censors.
This message is $hareWare! To register, please send $20
This message was typed on recycled phosphorus
This message will self-destruct in five seconds.....
This MSG created by pouring warm tea on a Ouiji board.
This phone is baroque; please call Bach later.
This space available for advertizing.
this space for rent
This tag brought to you by...they keep going and
This tag has been stolen 1 time(s).
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This Tag line is self referencing!
This tagline also stolen by Silly Little Mail Reader!
This Tagline brought to you by Intelligence INC.
This tagline can't be stolen. Call 555-1234. Tagbusters!
This tagline cancelled due to lack of interest
This tagline contains a virus - DO NOT READ!
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This Tagline is Death-Trapped. Stay Away.
This Tagline is for sale.  Call 1-800-TAG-THIS!
This tagline is identical to the one you are reading.
This tagline is indecipherable!!
This tagline is Serial # 2377/AFR-1104.991
This tagline is umop apisdn
This tagline is umop apisdn (Spaszoid Strikes!)
This tagline is under repair.  Thank you.
This tagline not sponsored by Pepsi in any way.
This tagline protected by an attack cat.
This tagline self-destructs when U <ENTER>
This tagline stolen by Silly Little Mail Reader
This Tagline Under Surveillance by the Pinkerton Agency !
This tagline utterly lacks class, but is very cute
This tagline was missing, so I filled something in...
This tagline was never here.
This Tagline will self-destruct in 5 seconds!
This thing doesn't compile in time.  Need a new 486
Those who fought for it know the true taste of freedom!
Those who know me, despise me.
Throw rocks at sea-birds; leave no tern unstoned.
THUGS EAT THEN ROB PROPRIETOR
Tic Tac Toe and way to go
Time and tide, nothing and no one can stop us now...
Time flies like an arrow, Fruit flies like bananas
Time flies like wind.  Fruit flies like pears.
Time is an illusion. Lunch, doubly so.
Time is an illusion....especially while modeming!
Time Stops for no man.  Except me.
Time Travel Seminar-Two weeks ago, Thursday
To be and not to be, that is the contradiction
To err is human but mostof us never make mistake
To err is human, to forgive is against company policy.
To err is human, to forgive is against my policy
To err is human. To moo is bovine.
To err is to screw up....
To every rule there's an exception & vice versa.
To Freud, the world consists of housewives only
To go where no man has gone before... BBSing!
To increase speed add lightness
To iterate is human, to recurse divine.
To live-is to risk dying.
To process or not to process that is the question!
To respond to this message, press "R"....
To Serve Man
To Ski or Not to Ski THAT is the Question!
To sleep, perchance to Dream
To take arms against a C of troubles.
To take the Genesis online IQ test: press Alt/H
Today's subliminal message is             .
Tomorrow we start dieting!
Tonsils cure cancer!!  Want to buy some?
Too much shareware, not enough registration $$$.
TOS,TAS,TMP,TWOK,TSFS,TVH,TNG,TFF,????
Totally non-offensive tagline. G-rated.
Trekkies of the world, get a life.
Trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again!
Trust in GOD, *and* tie your camel tight
Trust me, I'm a lawyer.
Try Clarion for REAL database development!!
Try it, you'll like it.  Trust me.
Try not to unnecessarily or excessively split infinitives
TSR's!!!!!   Bah! Humbug!
Tuba or not tuba?
Turbo Pascal for WINDOWS? Borland's betrayed me.
TV is a crutch for those who lack imagination.
Two dumbs; know too much, know too little!!
Two most common elements: hydrogen, stupidity
Typing all of your message in capitals is SHOUTING!
U.S. Robotics HST DS - Go broke saving money!
U.S. SUPREME COURT  

U.S. taxes 1930 = 13%, 1990 = 35%
Uh, MC, who'd WANNA touch that?
Uh, oh, looks like time to upgrade already...
Ultimate oxymoron:  "Cash Surplus"
Unable to find COLDBEER.CAN...  SysOp not loaded!!!
Unable to locate Coffee -- Operator Halted!
Unable to locate Diet Pepsi -- Operator Halted!
Unable to locate iced tea -- Operator Halted!
Unable to locate Mt.Dew.Com - Programmer halted!
Unable to locate Pepsi -- Operator Halted!
Unbreakable toys are good for breaking other toys.
Undocumented Features will rule the EARTH!
UNIX...  A manly sort of operating system!
Unless you can see black then white has no meaning
Unregistered Evaluation Copy
Unregistered Evaluation Tagline
Unspeakable error in module JH at address $
Upgraded my network last week.  Yep, new Reeboks!
Use DEVICE=EXXON to screw up your enviroment.
Use DEVICE=EXXON to screw up your environment
Use EXTEND.ZIP to get more handles on life...
Use Windex On Your Windows
Use your own judgement - - then do as I say...
User-supported tagline. To register send $49.95 to...
USES DOS,CRT,MOUSE,RAM,C:,PRN,VGA,EGA,ELECTRICITY
Vaporware 3.2: The next best thing to the real thing!
Variables won't; Constants aren't.
VD is nothing to clap about!
Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Exploration Team: 1999-1955
Vice Versa; Mafia controlled poetry...
Vios con dios!
Virginity can be cured.
Virginity is a disease that can be cured.
Virus detected on your HD. .transfer aborted
Virus in the HD? who you gonna call? WORMBUSTERS
Volem missatges en català!!!
Vuja De - The Feeling You've Never Been Here
W[h]ere know tagline as gone before....
Wait, Don't Pick Up That ph₧≈{╣ª╝┼Ƽ╟╨ß°τ≡∙ⁿ²⌡Θ▐╘£
Waiting for my '$99.95 dBase offer' from Borland!
Waiting for somedough
Walk softly and carry a fully charged PHASER!
Wanted: Good taglines to steal...
WARNING!  No user serviceable characters in this tagline.
WARNING! I Steal Taglines! (This one for example)
WARNING: Programmer X-ing
WARNING: The Surgeon General Started Smoking!
Was That Your Wife I Saw In That GIF?
Wasting time is an important part of living.
Watch out!  Your PKZIP is open!
Watch your back - hot files coming through!
Water + Malt + Hops + Yeast = Satisfaction
Watson, the game's afoot!
We ain't slow, we just nap when we're sleepy!
We all live in a yellow object method!!!
We all live in a yellow sub-routine
We are ships that pass in the night.
We are the Nubs...beat it, you guys!
We are the people our parents warned us about!
We ARGO ing to get in trouble.....
We came, we saw, we BBSed.
We come in peace, shoot to kill.
We don't have Sarcasm on our planet...
We don't need no stinkin' patches!
We give nothing as willingly as our advice.
We have standards and expect you not to exceed them.
We must believe in free will.  We have no choice.
We need more power! Can you give us any more?!
We used to be Schizophrenic.
We want YOU McDonnell Douglas!!!
We'll remove any stain&sew up the hole -Laundram
We'll take the stairs.
Weather's here; wish you were beautiful.
Websters: recursive. Adj. see recursive.
Welcome to last years meeting of the Procrastinators Club
Welcome to Texas...now GIT!
Welcome to the only nice motel in town.
Welfare and TV are today's bread and circuses.
Well, your raster disolved your bitmap.....
What a lovely world it is that has women in it!
What are the instructions doing in the trash??
What are you doing?!?  The message is over, GO AWAY!
What can you do at 3 AM?  PSSSTTT - got a modem?
What color is a chameleon on a mirror?
What do you expect?  This is California!
What does this button do?...
What fools these morals be!
What good grammar you got. What school you went?
What Greenhouse Effect? Hey, is it warm in here or what?
What GUI?  I don't see anyone!
What happened to my CUBBIES?
What happens when fish trip?
What I need is to mind-meld with this mach.
What if all this were real?
What if there were no hypothetical situations
What is Kuwaits main product was Brocolli?
What is the meaning of life in 50 words or less
What it is, is what it is
What orators lack in depth they make up in length.
What part of NO didn't you understand?
What the heck happened here??!!
What we DON'T need is more laws!
What's 20,000 lawyers rotting in a swamp? A GOOD START!
What's another word for Thesaurus?
What's in a Name?
What's the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
WHAT?  Bigger Docs?  V^^^\_ o^o _/^^^V
What? Me Worry?
WHAT??? Give up C:\> for silly ICONS?
Whatever it is, I'm against it! - Groucho Marx
Whats the world coming to?  A dead end...
When all else fails, read the directions.
When all else fails, READ THE DOCS!
When all else fails, read the instructions...
When all else fails, read the manual.
When in danger,when in doubt, run in circles,yell & shout
When in doubt fire photons!
When in doubt, do as the doubters do
When in doubt, mumble.
When in doubt, worry.
When in doubt...RTFM!
When in Rome . . . romance!
When Kip Compton is found, the check is in the....
When money speaks, truth keeps silent.
When on a roll, should you be concerned or jelly-filled?
When PIG's fly they will be called PIGeons
When puns are outlawed only outlaws will have puns
When the going gets tough... The tough go drinking.
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
When the wind is southerly, I know a hawk from a handsaw.
When using PCs, ALWAYS anticipate problems.
When you come to a fork in the road, take it!
When you listen to fools, the MOB rules!
Where am I... and why am I in this handbasket?
Where are we going?  And why am I in this handbasket?
Where can I get one of those computer bats!!
Where does the fire go when the fire goes out?
Where ever Yugo, I go.
WHeRe is ThaT DArN ShIfT keY?
Where law ends, there tyranny begins.
Where's the "ANY KEY"?
Wherever you go - there you are.
Which do I miss more Taglines or headaches???
Which is the non-smoking lifeboat?
Which way is up????? ARE YOU SURE!!!
Which way to Castle Anthrax??...
while(math_teacher() == talk) fall_asleep();
Whip me, beat me, make me write bad software.
Who ate the last bowl of Corn Pops (TM)?
Who decides who is a "REAL" programmer?
Who goes to psychiatrist should have his head examined
Who invented SHORT people?
Who invited all these tacky people?
Who needs Tag lines, Anyway???
Who says 1200 baud is slow???
Who, what, when and with who?
Whom gods would destroy, they first teach MS-DOS.
Why are there so many actors in this movie?
Why are we talking about this?  I don't have ques¥╢╞┘°ⁿ
Why Bother With Taglines?
Why buy shampoo when real poo is still free?
Why C++ and not ++C?
Why can't women remember to put the toilet lid back up!?
Why DID kamikaze pilots wear helmets anyways?!
Why do my fusion pistols keep exploding!?
Why do pensioners have to eat catfood?
Why do you park in a driveway, and drive on a parkway???
Why do you read taglines?
Why Doesn't Ice Cream Have Any Bones???
Why don't chickens have lips?
Why don't we do it in the road?
Why don't you sue your brains for non-support?
Why get even, when you can get odd?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that no matter where you are, you're "here"?
Why is it that the best taglines are too lon
Why is that light %^&&&
Why is the sun never overhead at noon?
Why is there a watermelon on the bandsaw?
Why isn't there another word for thesaurus?
Why ME?
Why not YOU?
Why read it when you can print it?
Why then do the Wicked Prosper?
Why yes, they are Bugle Boy beans.
WILDNET : If you're interested in something different.
Wilimanakabeetsai!
Will Windows 3.1 be any good?
William K. Smith:"Wait, my uncle Ted can drive you home."
Win Some Lose Some....But When Do I Win Some?
WIN.INI? Let's see what the User's Guide says...
WIN3.0 Attractive and easy, SLUT of the computer
Windows 3.0 : Ooey, GUI, Good!
Windows 3.0 is for wannabe computer gurus.
Windows 3.0 ─ No Pane ─ No Gain.
Windows 3.0: Attractive & Easy, Slut of the CPU.
Windows 3.0: from the people that brought you EDLIN
Windows is a kolossal kludge.
Windows IS NOT a virus...viruses do something.
WINDOWS MULTITASKS! (in a DesqView window)
WINDOWS ON AN 8088 IS A REAL EXPERIENCE!!
WINDOWS SUCKS!!
WINDOWS, Just say NO!!!
Windows, the EDSEL of operating systems!
WINDOWS: An overpriced way to eat up HD space
Windows: From the people who brought you EDLIN!
Windows: From the people who brought you the 640K limit
Windows? HA! C:\WINDOWS. DELETE *.* AH! Thats Better <g>
WINTER is Nature's way of saying, "UP YOUR'S!"
Wish I had some idea of what I'm asking.  :-!
With a calendar your days are numbered!
With free advice, you get what you paid for
Without waves there would be no change
Woman.zip - great program, readme.1st file is missing.
WOMAN.ZIP....Great program, no documentation!
Women do come with instructions, ask them!
Women! Cant live with them, Cant live with them!
Word Perfect Makes Perfect Sense
WordPerfect and MegaMail, what a pair!!
WordPerfect isn't, Pagemaker doesn't, etc., etc., etc....
Words, 25¢ ea. Better quality words, 50¢ ea.
WordStar and SLMR, a GREAT combination!
Workshops are the bane of civilization.
World's greatest Gif collector.
Worst-case scenario. U may have to BUY it.
Would George be president if his name was Harry?
Wounded Knee: 100 years December 29, 1990.
Wow!  What a groove!  It's a tropical paradise!
WP Corp Support Can't Be Beat!
WP for WIN will be a Winner!
Write all complaints legibly -> []
WYTYSYDG - What you thought you saw, you didn't get.
W╫│£ë ╦╫É WÖΓ(D ╤ûΓÑ$ ╤╫é $ç₧êW$ ┬│G╫┬êñ.
XEROX never comes up with something original
Yep! you bet... What was that you said?
Yer such a wild thang!
Yes Virginia, there is a Dan Parsons.
Yes, but are you SURE?
Yield to temptation..it may be your only chance!
You ain't seen nuttin' yet!
You are HERE   ----> ! <-----
You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose
You can't believe everything your hear.
You can't get there from here.
You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.
You can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd...
You don't deserve it, but I'm glad it happened!
You don't know it, but this is a subliminal tagline......
You know you're dieting when postage stamps taste good.
YOU look like an elephant!
You made my day, now you have to sleep in it
You mean, we have ANOTHER modem to feed?
You might as well - I stole yours.
You need the MANUALS to use this tagline!
You said a mouseful!
You threw out my WHAT?
You want it when??
You want me to pay for bug fixes???
You will need the MANUALS to use this tagline!
You're standing where I want to pee.
You'renotdrunkifyoudon't steponyourhandwalkingtoyourdoor
Young programmers are the best! [and the cockiest]
Your .ZIP file is open!
Your cart just ran over my dogma
Your cat just ran over my dog.
Your neat tagline was just stolen by SLMR20 - Thanks!
Your shoe is ringing.
Your spelling checker,dont write Nome without it
Yukon Fred's Pizzeria and Gator Pit
ZIPiddy do.ZIPiddy yeay....
ZIPitty do dah, ARCity ay!
ZMODEM has bigger bits, softer blocks, and tighter ASCII
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·°∙.∙°∙.∙°∙.∙°∙.∙°∙.∙ Tagline bees! Quick Mom, the Raid!
No decorations necessary.
Dulce bellum inexpertis.
JUST ROOTIN' AROUND.
Common sense isn't.
C'est la vie.
I'm in shape ... round's a shape isn't it?
((wrong && wrong) != right)
Quoth the Raven, "Eat My Shorts."
"Said the fly, "Let us flee." Said the flea "Let us fly."
Diplomacy is saying "nice doggy" until you find a rock.
I just steal 'em, I don't explain 'em.
Just My Opinion (But I'm Right!)
Wanna giggle? Try (EDITOR=EDLIN !) in anything.
Backup not found: (P) Panic (Any Other Key) Panic.
Youth + confidence + myopia = naivete.
Press <CTRL>-<ALT>-<DEL> to continue ...
Buy a 486-33 you can reboot faster..
An appeaser feeds a crocodile, hoping to be eaten last.
Success is just a matter of luck.  Ask any failure.
Irony: Giving father a billfold for Christmas.
Every politician has a price, some hold bargain sales.
The world is a beautiful book, for those who can read it.
A person in a passion rides a mad horse.
Hard work has a future payoff.  Laziness pays off now.
Celery raw develops a jaw. But stewed, is quietly chewed
Where there is a stink feces there is the odor of being.
A yawn is a silent shout.
"A newspaper is a collection of half-injustices"
If this is a battle, then you have already lost.
"Every why hath a wherefore."
An optimist is a guy without much experience...
Life is not a spectacle or a feast, it is a predicament.
A person is a lion in his own cause.
Today has been a long year!!!!!!!!!!
Any certainty is a delusion.
"Beulah, peel me a grape."
I sighed as a lover, I obeyed as a child.
Every crowd has a silver lining.
Old MacDonald had a computer with EIA I/O.
Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a tagline writer.
Strange but not a stranger...
He bellows like a cow standing on her tit.
Good luck is a lazy man's estimate of a worker's success.
Fiddle: Friction of a horse's tail on a cat's entrails.
In this world a man must either be anvil or hammer.
When you see a snake, never mind where he came from.
Better to marry a man who loves you than one you love.
Some men without a god are like fish without bicycles.
A person without a navel lives within all of us.
The trouble with a kitten is that, eventually it's a cat.
To avoid seeing a fool, break your mirror.
"Woman must be a genius to create a good husband." Balzac
The wife of a careless man is almost a widow.
The mouse with a single hole is quickly caught by the cat
I am not a dictator.  It's just I have a grumpy face.
Misfortunes always enter a door left open for them.
"Too much of a good thing is wonderful." <Mae West>
Self-made man: A horrible example of unskilled labor.
COFFEE.COM not found: A)dd more, R)eheat F)reak out.
The more known about people, the more to admire in dogs.
The worst thing about censorship is .
I never rise above the noise and confusion...
Prosperity makes friends, adversity tries them.
The best defense against logic is stupidity.
The arrogance of age must submit to be taught by youth.
Time goes? No.  Alas time stays, we go.
When everyone thinks alike, then everyone is stupid.
When all think alike, then no one is thinking.
As for me, all I know is that I know nothing.
Manuals out, after all possible keystrokes have failed.
"May you live all the days of your life." Swift
Waiting to overcome all objections, results in nothing.
Overestimation: Thinking that all your geese are swans.
Be suspicious of all native-born Esperanto speakers.
No answer is also an answer.
Round numbers are always false.
Friendships are not always preserved in alcohol.
Our future is always uncertain our end is always too near
A farmer is always going to be rich next year.
God heals, but always someone else wants a fee.
One who is always in a stew generally goes to pot.
The wrong way always seems the more reasonable.
Bureaucracy: That place always in need of a laxative.
Sysoping, not just an adventure, sometimes it's emesis.
A hen is an egg's way of making another egg.
I am not an animal!  I am ... well, not an animal.
If this were an actual tagline, it might be funny.
If this were an actual tagline, it _might_ be funny.
O Oysters come and walk with us, the Walrus did beseech.
Surly to bed, and surly to rise.
Take two crows and caw me in the morning
"Help! I've fallen and can't get up." A. Tree
Beware! I'm armed and have suffered from PMS all my life.
Wisdom of many and the wit of a half.
Man loves little and often, woman much and rarely.
Some nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men
Take egotism out, and you castrate the benefactors.
Words, words, words.  And no place to put them all!
There are no answers at best a few possibly good guesses.
When you find anything that works, it usually fails.
Adam ate the apple, and our teeth still ache.
Pedestrian: The most approachable chap in the world.
Shhhhhh.....the topic cops are coming
Words and ideas are what change our world.
Actions from sanity are not necessarily from feeling.
Silly rabbit, tricks are for hookers!
"All humans things are subject to decay."
The only realities are the atoms and empty space.
Silly Wabbit, QWKs are for kids.
"But once you are real, you can't become unreal again."
"Men, in general, are but great great children" Napoleon
Noble deeds that are concealed are most esteemed.
I am not arguing with you, I'm telling you.
Window-screen: An arrangement for keeping flies in.
*FLASH* Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
Architecture is the art of how to waste space.
A nose in artificial manure is not studying nature.
Actions are neither as good nor as evil as impulses.
"With our judgements as our watches, none go just alike."
No one does as much harm as one going about doing good.
I'm as innocent as a new-laid egg.
Sharper than an asp's tooth to have a thankless child.
All reality is aspect dependent.
Today, take an astronaut to launch.
The best blood at times gets into fools and mosquitoes.
Hasten to laugh at everything lest you be obliged to weep
Childish Game: One at which your spouse beats you.
Please don't yell at me.  I'm new at this.
"We must laugh at man, to avoid crying for him" Napoleon
Sandwich: An faulty attempt to make both ends meat.
That's a smug aura of respectability you see in a mirror?
Genealogy: tracing us back to the same brother and sister
Memoirs are the backstairs of history.
Since GOD spelled backwards is DOG, is my poodle Satan?
Modesty is good bait when fishing for praise.
You tell 'em, Bald Head, You're smooth.
You tell 'em Banana, You've been skinned.
You tell 'em Bank, You're safe.
Look out for barking dogs that bite.
A good dog barks when told.
This door is baroque; please call Bach later.
I may not be perfect, but I am all I got!
Most allies must be watched just like the enemy.
Caution:  Breathing may be hazardous to your health.
Things could only be worse in Cleveland.
Every child should be given the desire to learn.
You tell 'em Bean, He's stringing you.
A thing of beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Save trees, eat  beavers.
No person ever became wicked all at once.
History repeats itself because nobody listens
Envy is thin because it bites but never eats.
Misery brings strange bedfellows.
They who drink beer will think beer.
Where do honey bees go potty?  At a BP station naturally.
The woman cries before the wedding; the man afterward.
Honesty: Fear of being caught.
It's hard to believe it, but some teens are humans.
A liar isn't believed even when he speaks the truth.
Beware of true believers you may be duped by a false god.
Some thoughts are best guillotined before actions result.
Sex isn't the best nor the worst thing in the world.
We're off doing beta, the wonderful beta of oooz
Old age is better than the alternative.
Is wetter REALLY better?
Monologue: A conversation between realtor and prospect.
Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.
If you can't bite, don't show your teeth.
ZMODEM has bigger bits, softer blocks, and tighter ASCII.
When no wind blows, even the weather vane has character.
We are in bondage to the law so that we may be free.
If it ain't borken, don't fix it.
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
Fat heads, lean brains.
You tell 'em Brake, You've got the drag.
Please!  Do not break character!
The only heavy breathing I ever hear is after aerobics.
Engraving is, in brief terms, the art of scratch.
Politics: Passing the buck or passing the doe.
An actor without buck teeth can play the Easter Bunny.
That's not a bug, that's a feature.
We ask advice but we mean approbation.
Love thy neighbor, but keep the hedge in tact.
I'm incredibly jealous, but still glad for you.
I'm terribly sorry, but I'm afraid you're just a mirage.
Time is precious, but truth is more so.
Marriage, a romance but the hero dies in the 1st chapter.
OK, I'm weird! But I'm saving up to become eccentric.
You tell 'em Butcher, You've got a lot of tongue.
Hm..what's this red button fo║╜»░╖╝NO CARRIER
Bad officials: elected by good citizens who fail to vote.
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The mind grows by what it feeds upon.
Birds are trapped by their feet, people by their tongues.
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You tell 'em cabbage, You've got the head.
You tell 'em calendar, You've got lots of dates.
It's okay to call someone stupid; just don't prove it.
Only the stupidest calves chose their own butcher.
Even the blind can see money.
Of course I can cook, but I never do it on the first date
A thick head can do as much damage as a hard heart.
A red nose can be the result of sunshine or moonshine.
Few of us can stand prosperity -- someone else's.
Genius: One who can do anything except earn a living.
By trying we can learn to endure another's adversity.
A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit.
Without fingers you cannot even thumb your nose.
"Oh captain! my captain! our fearful trip is done." WW
Collector: Person few care to see but ask to call again.
If you don't care where you are, then you can't get lost.
Judge not a carpenter on how fast chips fly.
A jug is carried under your coat for a dishonest reason.
You tell 'em Cashier, I'm a poor teller.
To the old cat, the tender mouse.
You tell 'em Cat, That's what you're fur.
Gotta run, the cat's caught in the printer.
If one cannot catch a bird of paradise, grab a wet hen.
The highest bidder catches the most politicians.
You tell 'em Cemetery, You are so grave.
Adventure is the champagne of life.
Getting a second chance is never a certainty.
Everything changes except change itself.
When in doubt; Cheat !
"Man's the bad child of the universe." Oppenheim
HELP! Protect America's children, soil, and water today.
You tell 'em Chloroform, You can put them to sleep.
Jury: A group chosen to decide who has the best lawyer.
You tell 'em Church Bell, I told you.
You tell 'em Cigarette, You're lit up.
The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.
To be too clever is to be stupid.
Choose heaven for climate, hell for society.
You tell 'em Clock, You've got the time.
Unable to locate Coffee -- Operator Halted!
It was so cold, I almost got married.
Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
When the bad combine, the good must associate.
The World: A comedy for thinkers; a tragedy for feelers.
The world is coming to an end!
Don't steal.....Politicians hate competition.
Born crying, live complaining, die disappointed.
Whatever is well conceived can be well expressed.
Reality: Only a concept and the home of the brave.
Only hey can conquer who believe they can.
Nothing is ever constant, unless it is dead.
We have resumed control...we have resumed control...
It's a poor cook who cannot lick his own fingers.
A sleeping fox counts hens in his dreams.
Pants: Trousers' country cousins.
Many would be cowards if they had courage enough.
Society prepares the crime; the criminal commits it.
Straight trees have crooked roots.
A good rooster crows in any hen house.
What youth deemed crystal, age finds was dew.
You tell 'em Cucumber, I've been pickled.
No medicine can cure a vulgar person.
It's easier to curse the candle than light the darkness.
You tell 'em Custard Pie, You've got the crust.
Other times, other customs.
Cynicism is intellectual dandyism.
Clever father, clever daughter; clever mother, clever son
Today is a day for making firm decisions!!!!!  Or is it?
Each day a day goes by.
I've had BETA days ... and nights!!!
Happy couple: A deaf husband and a blind wife.
Skeptics are seldom deceived.
Let no good deed go unpunished.
There is no defense except stupidity against a new idea.
Fishing is a delusion surrounded by liars in old clothes.
Living: The best demonstration of victory over mortality.
You tell 'em Dentist, You've got the pull.
You tell 'em Dictionary, You're full of information.
"Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.."
Old musicians never die, they just decompose.
Not everything more difficult is more meritorious.
A gentleman can disagree without being disagreeable.
America was not discovered by Americans, shame on them.
Talking is another disease of age.
On a clear disk you can seek forever.
I had a dislocated funny bone, <OUCH> but it's better now
Detour: The roughest distance between two points.
Those without heads do not need hats.
How many times do you need to be tolled anyway?
It's 11:56 pm. Do you know where your modem is?
Those who can, Do. Those who can't, Criticize.
You tell 'em Doctor, You've got the patience.
Raising your voice does not reinforce your argument.
Dachshund: Half a dog high by a dog and a half long.
Even a noseless dog can stink.
An inch of dog is better than a mile of pedigree.
You tell 'em Dough, You're well bred.
When we can't dream the time for death has arrived.
America is a dream to most of the world.
Camels have wet dreams too.
Only in your dreams are you really free.
Time is the dressmaker specializing in alterations.
What soberness conceals, drunkenness reveals.
Users: Keep them dry and don't feed them after midnight.
And God said: E = ½mv² - Ze²/r ...and there *WAS* light!
"Earth was not earth before her sons appeared."
Character is much easier kept than recovered.
If you don't eat garlic, they'll never smell it on you.
Cats, proof that eating and sleeping isn't all bad.
Dan Quayle: the EDLIN of Vice-Presidents.
Scrute the inscrutable;  eff the ineffable.
Every hard-boiled egg is yellow inside.
Apology is only egotism wrong side out.
You tell 'em Electricity, You can shock 'em.
Silence is more eloquent at times than words.
Outside noisy, inside empty.
Madre que consiente engorda una serpiente.
This fellow's wise enough to play the fool.
Adult:  One old enough to know better.
Excess is never enough.
You tell 'em Envelope, You're well posted.
The cautious seldom err.
The child had every toy his father wanted.
Communication.. without it, everyone's a mushroom.
I can resist everything except temptation.
I can resist everything/anything except temptation.
PCs are OK except when you use them as bowling balls.
Stupidity is no excuse for not thinking.
Assassination is the extreme form of censorship.
Poker Face: The face that launched a thousand chips.
If you don't fall down, you're not trying!
The ripest fruit falls first..
"Modesty died when false modesty was born." Mark Twain
A great many family trees were started by grafting.
The greatest of faults is to be conscious of none.
Both of his feet are firmly planted in the air.
Bachelor: Plays the field until the field comes in.
His face was filled with broken commandments.
Don't knock President Fillmore; he kept us out of VietNam
Notice: All incoming fire has the right of way.
To live now, first come to terms with your past.
God made the first garden, Cain the first city.
Ivo Andric - Yugoslavia's First Nobel Laureate.
Learning makes people fit company for themselves.
Where are those flashbacks they promised me?
"Don't worry, I'm fluent in weirdo"
"Oh could I fly, I'd fly with thee ..."
Seek not to follow footsteps but what they sought.
Words are not food, though sometimes we must eat them.
Meetings are indispensable for not doing anything.
SHIN - A device for finding furniture in the dark.
Nickel: Once good for getting the wrong number with.
Solution Series: Works for Windows, Publisher and Money
A fool searches for a greater fool to find admiration.
Are you waiting for your prey?
What are friends for? - R.M. Nixon
Wait!  That's the FORBIDDEN dance!
You aren't here forever, Enjoy each day as a miracle.
Life is lived forwards, but understood backwards.
Swell-head: Nature's frantic effort to fill a vacuum.
"A book, a friend, a song, a glass, a chaste loving lass"
A pest: A friend in need.
Young gorillas are friendly, but they soon learn.
Mischief all comes from too much opening of the mouth.
Genealogy. Tracing descent from someone who didn't.
Cats are like furry dilettanti, or the reverse?
You tell 'em Gambler, You've got winning ways.
Security is a game but the final goal is never reached.
The thing most generally raised on land is taxes.
Everyone is a genius at least once a year.
Criminal: One who gets caught.
Even a philosopher gets upset with a toothache.
Monotheism is a gift from the gods!
Angling: The name given to fishing by non-fishermen.
Remember................. Wherever you go, there you are.
Mosquito: Designed by God to make flies seem better.
Those whom the gods love grow young.
"I thank whatever gods may be for my unconquerable soul."
Against stupidity, the Gods themselves, contend in vain !
A pitcher that goes to a well too often is broken first.
As I was going up the stair, I met a man who wasn't there
You tell 'em Goldfish, You've been around the globe.
Obesity: A surplus gone to waist.
This is a good day to let down old friends who need help.
Women take to good hearted men. Also from.
Hero-worship: Idol gossip.
No person should govern another without their permission.
Misteaching: Telling one's grandmother how to suck eggs.
Dancing with a grass widow brings on hay fever.
Always do right: Gratify some and astonish the rest.
Epitaph on a gravestone: Cheerio, see you soon.
Many foxes grow gray, but few grow good.
"Life has a great deal up its sleeve."
Greed is good, greed works.
Make two grins grow where there was only a grouch before.
Today I have grown taller from walking with the trees.
I wish Adam had died with all his ribs in his body.
If youth only had a chance or old age any brains.
Well begun is half done.
A big enough hammer fixes anything
Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake.
Politics: The glad hand and the marble heart.
Many kiss the hand that they wish cut off.
Money can't buy happiness, but allows a choice of misery.
Freedom is a hard-bought thing - A gift no man can give.
A miser is hard to live with, but makes a fine ancestor.
Old birds are hard to pluck.
That's right, try hard to be good at the game of life.
You tell 'em Hard-Boiled Egg, You're hard to beat.
Back Up My Hard Drive? I Can't Find The Reverse Switch!
Carelessness does more harm than a want of knowledge.
A KGB keyboard has no <ESC> key!
Even the lion has to protect himself against flies.
The Caldecott Tunnel has less traffic than that vagina.
Friend: Anyone who has the same enemies you have.
How much memory have you got?  One brain, one memory.
Some settling may have occurred in shipping.
Thousands of journeys have a start but no end.
Drop your carrier...We have you surrounded!
Sir Lancelot, you have chain mail in Knight's Conf
Only the rich have distant relatives.
Teaching: Appearing to have known your subject forever.
Do well, you hear it never. Do ill, hear it forever.
"Shake off your heavy trance! And leap into a dance."
A little truth helps the lie go down.
What we have here is a failure to communicate.
So crowded in here, I must go outside to change my mind!
If I were here more often, I wouldn't be gone so much.
Evil is a hill.  We stand on ours, speak about others.
To a dog his owner is Napoleon; hence their popularity.
It's only a hobby ... only a hobby ... only a.
Fiction: It can't hold a scandal to biography.
Charity begins at home, and mostly ends where it begins.
Fishing rod: a hook at one end, a fool at the other.
You tell 'em Horse, You carry a tale.
If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.
Tact is knowing how far to go in going too far.
To be a human without passion is to be dead.
You tell 'em Hunter, I'm game.
The truth doesn't hurt unless it ought to.
Fear not, for I have given you authority
To the Caliph I am dirt, but to dirt, I am Caliph.
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a download!" -Rhett Sysop
If I die, I forgive you, if I recover, we shall see.
Not now ... I have to go mow the laundry.
As long as I live, I shall be, myself, no other, just me.
Trust me, would I lie to you..... TWICE?
To whom should I go to for some self-help?
Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor.
"I'm so bored, I'm starting to miss my husband."
I think that I'm the friendliest guy in my zipcode.
--T-A+G-L-I+N-E--+M-E-A+S-U-R+I-N-G+--G-A+U-G-E--.
It works better if you plug it in *AND THEN* turn it on.
Youngsters remember anything if it happened or not.
It works better if you plug it in where it should be.
Is it progress if a cannibal uses a knife and fork?
The greater the ignorance the greater the dogmatism.
Power is an illusion; only stupidity is real.
Planned parenthood --- the impossible dream.
We all live in a yellow subroutine.
One who is in peril thinks with their legs.
Blessings never come in pairs; misfortunes never alone.
It is hereditary in my family to have no children.
What is learned in youth is understood in age.
ROM wasn't built in a day.
He who falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon.
Do not sleep in a eucalyptus tree tonight.
There's no skeletons in my closet!
A jerk present in a group indicates a jerk in charge.
When uncertain, or in doubt, run in circles and scream.
"A Robin redbreast in a cage puts all heaven in a rage."
Instinct is intelligence incapable of self-consciousness.
Corruption. The most infallible symptom of liberty.
Human Being: An ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.
Tact is the intelligence of the heart.
Worry is the interest paid on trouble in advance.
All rivers run into the sea, yet the sea is not full.
Travel important today;  IRS men arrive tomorrow.
A learned fool is more foolish than an ignorant fool.
At 19, everything is possible; tomorrow looks friendly.
The greatest fault is to be conscious of none.
When all else is lost, the future still remains.
Living on earth is better than loafing around Hades.
The worst hatred is that of relatives.
One person's <grin> is another's <groan>.
To tolerate everything is to teach nothing.
The greatest cunning is to have none at all.
Talking of bulls is not like being in the bull ring.
The shortest answer is doing.
A good memory is one trained to forget the trivial.
The only certainty is that nothing is certain.
Hi.  My name is Rover, I'll paint your car yellow free.
A belly button is for salt when you eat celery in bed.
Society like air, is necessary but not complete for life.
The best armor is to keep out of range.
Too often justice is incidental to law and order.
Not to know is bad, but not to wish to know is worse.
The best doctor is the one you run for and can't find.
Non-fiction often is more unrealistic than fiction.
The trodden path is the safest.
Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God.
An accommodating vice is better than an obstinate virtue.
Firmness in politics is called obstinacy in a donkey.
Learning without thought is labor lost.
A good scare is better than good advice.
A leap year is never a good sheep year.
A lawyer's opinion is worth nothing unless paid for.
A hen tomorrow is more valuable than an egg today.
A leap year is never a good sheep year.
To do nothing is in every person's power.
Unless to thought is added will, Apollo is an imbecile.
Acting without thinking is like shooting without aiming.
The living world is a continuum in each and every aspect.
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper its written on
If you find it, it is always in the last place you look.
Love your enemies -- it makes them so damned mad.
What good does it do an ass to be called a lion?
I finally got it all together, but forgot where I put it
Good printers do it without wrinkling the sheets.
Money is round, it rolls away.
Your sin, was it of omission, commission, or emission?
I don't want it now, I want it RIGHT now!
"To live long, it is necessary to live slowly." Cicero
Difficult? I wish it had been impossible!
Yield to temptation; It may not pass your way again.
Spaghetti code = job security.
There is no joy in Mudville, mighty Casey has struck out.
The Day of Judgement is approaching, or it is not.
You tell 'em June, And don't July.
My reality check just bounced.
What the heck just happened here?
Poker: It's darkest just before you've drawn.
Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.
Nobody can be just like me. Even I have trouble.
Retreat hell! We're just fighting in another direction.
Humpty Dumpty DOS - Just a shell of himself.
Little boats should keep near the shore.
DANGER! Human at keyboard!
Drink! for you know not whence you came, nor why...
To live well, know the difference between good and evil.
Psychic Con: You know where and when
Drink! for you know not why you go, nor where...
A child prodigy knows not to bother with it.
To climb a ladder, you begin with the first rung.
Tact: Recalling a lady's birthday but forgetting her age.
No wonder can last more than three days.
Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative.
"Our first and last love is -- self-love." Bovee
Happiness is no laughing matter.
Custom is the law of fools.
He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.
A hen who lays an egg cackles as if it was an asteroid.
Philosophy: A route leading from nowhere to nothing.
One lie always leads to another.
I'd give my left arm to be ambidextrous
ATTENTION ..............Elvis has left the echo.
"And God said, Let there be light: and there was light."
Beware when God lets loose a thinker on this planet.
The tree of liberty is watered with the blood of tyrants.
A beard signifies lice, not brains.
Art is a lie that makes us realize the truth.
"What is a lie but the truth in masquerade." Byron
All your future lies beneath your hat.
A well-written life is as rare as a well-spent one.
That concept looks like a chicken in a windstorm.
Nobody can be like me. Even I have trouble doing so.
Network management is like trying to herd cats...
Things are more like they used to be than they are now.
The earth is like a tiny grain of sand, only heavier
The world is like a cactus except the pricks are inside.
Stupidity has no limits, genius does.
Let's have a little fun, let's do a pun.
Better to understand little than misunderstand a lot.
Think much, speak little, and write less.
I'd like to live like a poor person with lots of money.
I want to live with a synonym girl...
God dislikes money -- look who he gives it to.
Civilized people need love for full sexual satisfaction.
It's love, it's love that makes the world go round.
Everyone as they loveth, some people kiss cows.
Usually insane; in lucid moments merely stupid.
It is bad luck to be superstitious.
Diplomacy: The patriotic lying for one's country.
We are as made by God us, and often a great deal worse.
If you can't make it work, make a statistic of it.
When you can't make it GOOD, make it BIG!
Two writes don't make a novel!
Silver and gold make even pigs seem clean.
The wildest colts make the best steeds.
Too many pages make a tome.
Money: A mint makes it first and we try to make it last.
Bigamist: One who makes the same mistake twice.
Behind every successful man stands a surprised MIL.
A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a moose.
"A man's a man for a' that!" Burns
A worthless wise man always charms the rabble.
Man's inhumanity to man makes countless thousands mourn.
You tell 'em Manicurist, I've been trimmed.
He has too many lice to feel an itch.
"Every woman should marry -- and no man." Disraeli
"All clowns are masked, all personae flow from choices"
Fame: Chiefly a matter of dying at the right moment.
Does it really matter which cola I drink?
What a day may bring, a day may take away.
Scotty! Hurry! Beam me uragg^*·■£ NO CARRIER
Do you like me for my brain, or my BAUD?
Never agree with me, it shakes my self confidence.
Where you've been means much less than where you're going
Blessed are the meek, for they make great scapegoats.
"Love -- a grave mental disease."  Plato
"Maytag" is my middle name; I'm an agitator.
To keep your milk sweet, leave it in the cow.
Theater: Holding a mirror up to a keyhole.
To understand other's miseries, look at their pleasures.
Man is the missing link between apes and human beings.
Computers don't make mistakes, but foolish people do.
Flattery is counterfeit money, circulated by vanity.
You tell 'em Moon, You're out all night.
"Everything's got a moral if only you can find it."
What fools these morals be!
There's always 1 more SOB than you counted on
The wise learn more from fools than fools from the wise.
Cow's breath attracts mosquitoes and tsetse flies!
He is the most sensible looking man talking nonsense.
Leisure is the mother of philosophy.
Russian Express Card motto: Don't leave home!
You tell 'em Mountain, I'm only a bluff.
An elephant: A mouse built to government specifications.
Honey in the mouth and knives in the heart.
Civilization is a movement, it is a voyage not a harbor.
You must know much before you know how little you know.
You learn as much by writing as you do by reading.
If you throw mud,  you will have dirty hands.
None but a mule denies his family.
Mister!  Here's your mule!
Rap is to music as Etch-A-Sketch is to art.
With foxes we must play the fox.
Philosophic enjoyment = mutual  misunderstanding.
I may have my faults, but being wrong ain't one of them.
I haven't lost my mind..It must be backed-up somewhere.
I use windows...on my car, on my house, but not on my...
If you want my advice, pay me!
hAS ANYONE SEEN MY cAPSLOCK KEY?
Ethics is not necessarily the handmaiden of theology.
Children have more need of models than of critics.
What this country needs is a good five-cent nickel.
Remember, the end never justifies the meanness.
The sun is never the worse for shining on a dunghill.
Women and elephants never forget real or supposed injury.
"Women and elephants never forget." Parker
Just got a new car for my wife... Great trade...
"God said, "Let Newton be!" and all was light." Pope
Homo sum; humani nihil a me alienum puto.
An atheist has no invisible means of support.
Beauty faded has no second spring.
Judicial reform is no sport for the short-winded.
Where there is no shame, there is no honor.
En boca cerrada no entran moscas.
Easy as pie, no fuss, no muss, no crust....
Dios tarda pero no olvida.
When we are not sure, we are alive.
The past is not what it will be.
The cinema is not a slice of life but a piece of cake.
Closed eyes are not always sleeping.
The future is not what it used to be.
The consumer is not a moron, it is your spouse.
Incorrigible punster -- do not incorrige!
"The law hath not been dead, though it hath slept." Shake
The city is not a concrete jungle.  It is a human zoo.
5¼" floppy is not better than 3½" hard.
Education which is not modern, faces the organic fate.
A crappie is not a sunfish found in a toilet.
Honesty pays, but not enough for some.
It's nobody's business, not even mine.
A mother is not a dust rag.
A bigot will not reason, a fool cannot, a slave dare not.
Art is vision not expression.
One crow will not peck out another crow's eyes.
All things change, nothing is extinguished.
A hole is nothing, but you can break your neck in it.
Man: There is nothing more miserable and more arrogant.
God gives the nuts, but He does not crack them.
Penguin: The headwaiter of the Antarctic.
This open hand of desire wants everything.
Vulgarity: The conduct of others.
Oh well, half of one, six dozen of the other.
In the country of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
A living example of Artificial Intelligence.
Graveyards are full of the indispensable.
Shake, a man of note, wrote so many things to quote.
.... a deluge of words and drop of sense.
The only winner of the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky.
A male rite of passage: Writing your name in the snow.
Often the test of courage is not to die but to live.
The eventual supremacy of reason should be accepted.
Admiration: Polite recognition of self-reflection.
Psychoceramics: The study of crackpots.
Solve the problems of the world: Vote anarchist.
Rainforest: a scarcity of animals a plethora of tourists.
Endocannibalism: The result of a really hungry cannibal.
"The first sigh of love is the last of wisdom." Bret
Every valuable idea offends someone.
Lean books are often larded with the fat of others' works
Blond Mating Call:  Oh, I'm so drunk [giggle]!!
If you're too old to learn, you were born so.
Marriages are based on believing you won the arguments.
Since life goes on - you might as well get on with it.
The Devil falls on account of his gravity.
If God lived on earth, people would break his windows.
Knowledge rests not on truth alone, but upon error also.
The truth is one thing that nobody will believe.
All for one; one for all; ME above all!
An ass thinks one thing, his rider another.
"Let's win this one and go home." - George A. Custer
An agreeable person: One who agrees with you.
Life is an onion and one peels it crying.
Don't shoot! I'm only the Casio player!
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
This tagline is only for the living.
He is not only dull within, but causes dullness without.
Many receive advice, only the wise profit by it.
People are the only creatures with the power of laughter.
America is the only country founded on a good idea.
Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.
You tell 'em Operator, You've got their number.
Drama in her opinion is knowing how to fill a sweater.
Radical: Anyone whose opinion differs from ours.
Beware of the opinion of someone without any facts.
Ever wonder why Oprah spelled backwards is Harpo?
Lunatic asylum: where optimism most flourishes.
Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
Adam's Rib: The original bone of contention.
Shame is an ornament to the young, a disgrace to the old.
The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
When puns are outlawed only outlaws will have puns
"The only victory over love is flight."  Napoleon
I can't be overdrawn, I still have checks!
You tell 'em Owl, You're wise.
We make our own fortunes and call them our fate.
Quien da el pan impone la ley.
Love truth but pardon error.
Chance makes our parents, but choice makes our friends.
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Confirmation of the past is often the greatest surprise.
Tips: Wages we pay other people's hired help.
Mountains culminate in peaks, and nations in people.
All words are pegs on which to hang ideas.
Guns don't kill people, off-line readers do.
Of all the people I have met, you are certainly one
Whenever Possible, Put People On Hold
Sinner: A stupid person who gets found out.
Strength of mind: Person who can eat one salted peanut.
No sense being pessimistic.  It wouldn't work anyway.
You tell 'em Piano, You're upright and square.
Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom.
"Man is a piece of the universe made alive." Emerson
Whoso diggeth a pit shall fall therein.
Restaurant: An eating place that does not sell drugs.
Art is either plagiarism or revolution.
Originality is undetected plagiarism.
You tell 'em playing cards, You know the joker.
Reader not found, please notify tagline.
It is double pleasure to deceive the deceiver.
"A pound of pluck is worth a ton of luck."  Garfield
*NOW* is a point in time that is already gone.
That was a pointing device? My cat thought it was dinner.
Bedfellows make strange politicians.
The purification of politics is an iridescent dream.
Ambition destroys its possessor.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
Keyboard not connected, press <F1> to continue.
I do not pretend to know what the ignorant are sure of.
A ounce of pretension = a pound of manure!
You tell 'em Printer, I'm not your type.
As lacking in privacy as a goldfish.
Morality is a private and costly luxury.
College: Guarantee the quality of the product or return.
Assumption #1: Dan Quayle is smarter than broccoli.
Dime de lo que blasonas, y te dire de lo quwe careces.
Fax me no questions, I'll Fax you no lies!
"Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned." Congreve
You tell 'em Railroad, It's not along my line.
Sailors curse the rain that farmers prayed for in vain.
f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgmmng
I used to read books.  Now I read .qwk files.
Prejudice is the reason of fools. Voltaire.
Praise: What you receive when you are no longer alive.
We are all related...relatively speaking
Computers can never replace human stupidity.
Art does not reproduce the visible; it makes visible.
Disease is the retribution of an outraged nature.
Actions are usually right, but the reasons seldom are.
To know the road ahead, ask those coming back.
Doubt is the root of education, not faith.
Once uttered, words run faster than the horses i bet on.
Ostrich: He often runs so fast he leaves himself behind.
Carasvemos, corazones no sabemos.
Self-sacrifice: to sacrifice others without blushing.
Art for art's sake is a philosophy of the well-fed.
Nobody shoots at Santa Claus.
Stulti timent fortunam sapientes ferunit.
Being able to say NO is the root to reclaiming your life.
If three people say you are an ass, put on a bridle.
Today is the scene of the accident.
Iron sharpens iron; scholar, the scholar.
Art is I; Science is We.
Sub omni lapide scorpio dormit.
"Beam me aboard, Scotty." "Sure. Will a 2x10 do?"
Quien con perros se acuesta con pulgas se levanta.
Put on your seatbelt. I'm gonna try something new.
All sentences that seem true should be questioned.
A wise person sees as much as ought, not as much can.
He is a self-made man, and worships his creator.
"Everyone lives by selling something." - R.L. Stevenson
You tell 'em September Morn, No one has anything on you.
How do I set my Laser Printer to "Stun"?
Boot & ye shall see. Replace & all will be made clear.
Let art alone. She's got enough guys sleeping with her.
He is a sheep in sheep's clothing.
You tell 'em Shoemaker, You know awl.
You realize how short a month when you pay alimony.
God gave burdens shoulders also.
Si jeunesse savoit, si vieillesse pouvoit.
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You tell 'em Simon, I'll Legree.
It is a sin peculiar to people to hate their victims.
Angels can fly since they take themselves lightly.
Money is the sinews of both love and war.
Of all thirty-six alternatives, running away is best.
If the family skeleton must remain, make it dance.
There is a skeleton in every old house.
Doctrine is the skin of truth set up and stuffed.
Never trust a skinny cook.
You tell 'em Skyscraper, You have more than one story.
Nothing is so smiple that it can't get screwed up.
Don't be a snob. Never lie when truth is more profitable.
Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.
My mind ain't so open that anything can crawl right in.
Subway: A place so crowded even men can't all get seats.
Why are there so many gnarly limbs on my family tree?
if you want someone to keep a secret, keep it yourself.
Teamwork gives you someone else to blame.
Nature, like people sometimes weeps for gladness.
The deeper the sorrow, the less tongue hath it.
It's a poor sort of memory that only works backwards.
You may be Southern -- but you're no Comfort.
Computers also eliminate spare time.
She devotes her spare time to neglecting duties.
Wit is the spice of conversation, not the food.
Army food: The spoils of war.
A word fitly spoken is like a beautiful apple of gold.
All wiyht.  Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
43% of all statistics are totally worthless !!!
Isn't there a statute of limitations on stupidity?
DANGER DANGER Computer store ahead...hide wallet.
A true diplomat struts sitting down.
I can't be stupid, I completed third grade!
I may be stupid, but that still makes me smarter than you
Ignorance is temporary; stupid is forever.
The race from stupidity is to the driven, not the swift.
Malice is merely stupidity raised to a higher power.
You tell 'em Submarine, I can't seaplane.
Earth: A solid substance, much desired by the seasick.
There is no such thing as bravery; only degrees of fear.
Your sweet words suck the morning dew off the honeysuckle
I would have suffered a lot more if understood.
"And when fate summons monarchs must obey;"
A day without sunshine is like night.
Error reading FAT Table...Try Skinny one ? (Y/N)
Let's see your tagline hunting permit, sir.
To steal this tagline press <CTL> <ALT> <DEL> now.
Not a real tagline, but an incredible soy substitute.
The UARTs won't take this speed, Captain.
Stick to your talent and the cows will be well tended.
You tell 'em teacher, You've got the class.
Dew is the tears which the stars weep.
"No, I didn't." - Teddy Kennedy
Only I can tell where my own shoe pinches me.
Any fool can tell the truth, it takes sense to lie well.
A person never tells you anything until contradicted.
Enough research will tend to support your theory.
"A lie is terminological inexactitude." Churchill
Sysoping: More fun than being beaten with a sledgehammer.
Actions speak louder than words -- but not so often.
I'm more humble than you are!
Prevention is better than cure.
Blood is thicker than water, and much more tastier.
Software, hardware, -- is that you talking Sigmund?
SYSOP: The guy that is laughing at your typing!
Been there, done that, got the T-shirt.
Committee: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
A thief believes that everybody steals.
Only the hand that erases can write the true thing.
Prune: A plum that has seen better days.
Dan Quayle thinks that Cheerios are donut seeds.
It's a tragedy that no man become like their mothers.
Echo: Only thing that cheats some out of the last word.
You can't do that. It's been digitally cursed.
Th-th-th-that's all, folks!
"Logic is logic. That's all I say." Holmes
Hot air sometimes thaws out a cold reception.
Indiscriminate study bloats the mind.
Hmmm, When is the last time the Tooth Fairy visited you?
Every person is the architect of their own fortune.
The young know the rules, the old know the exceptions.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)mack the @#$&*~ thing!
It runs in the blood like wooden legs.
Feather by feather the goose is plucked.
A bachelor enjoys the chase but doesn't eat the game.
The fish in the sea are as good as the fish removed.
A bird in the hand's better than one overhead.
Ancient custom has the force of law.
Bastard toadflax: not the result nearsighted horny toads.
A pain in the butt may be a friend in need.
A bird in the bush can't make a mess in your hand.
The pen is the tongue of the mind.
"Look at all the Indians!" - General Custer
Good taste is the flower of good sense.
Applied emotion is the key to success with happiness.
A book is the only immortality.
So dumb: Chewing the stick, not sucking the lollipop.
The hole and the patch should be commensurate.
A teetotaller makes the worst drunkard.
TV advertising is the rattling inside a swill bucket.
We have met the enemy, and he's all yours!
The proof is the phylogeny of plant-animal interactions.
"Forgotten men at the bottom of the economic pyramid" FDR
If I save the whales, where do I keep them?
The footprint of the owner is the best manure.
A statesman shears the sheep; the politician skins them.
"Fountains mingle with the river, rivers with the ocean."
Live so that the family parrot can live afterwards.
Celery farmers play the stalk market.
To live in the hearts we leave behind, is not to die.
Parents: One of the hardships of a minor's life.
I only wrote the thing, I don't have to understand it!
Biography: One of the terrors of death.
Hospitals: Places where the run down wind up.
"The welfare of the people is the chief law."  Cicero
Yeah, but what's the speed of DARK?
A vote on the tally sheet is worth two in the box.
No one test the depth of a river with both feet.
I have seen the future and it is now the past.
Forget RTFM - Call The Author At Home! (@ 23:45)
Every person constructs their own bed of nails.
Where law ends, there tyranny begins.
Where's there's smoke, there's toast.
I think ... therefore I am overqualified.
Mistrust first impulses, they are always good.
Blessed our young they will inherit our national debt.
"How wise are they that are but fools in love!" Cooke
Unbelief in one thing springs = blind belief in another.
Postscript: The only thing of interest in some letters.
there are three things that come next, uh four...
Nobody notices when things go right, I'm always noticed.
Nobody notices when things go right, and I'm noticed.
Facts are stubborn things.
No one can think clearly with clenched fists.
The characters in this message are recyclable
That was then, this is now.
May we kiss those we please, and please those we kiss.
He says a thousand pleasant things, but never "Adieu."
Hollywood: A trip through a sewer in a glass bottom boat.
Put off procrastinating till a later time.
Yawn: The only time some men get to open their mouths.
Mr. Bullfrog says: Time is fun when you're having flies.
The longer the title, the less important the job.
It is easier to catch flies with honey than with vinegar.
It is easy to propose impossible remedies.
If worst comes to worst, you *CAN* turn most things off.
It is easier to admire hard work if you don't do it.
Modem.... A deterrent to phone solicitors.
It is meaningless to speak of domesticating a child.
It is dangerous to confuse children with angels.
Uh, yeah...I MEANT to do that!
A noisy exhaust to some almost amounts to a mating call.
Every person gets to heaven in their own way.
When you go to the market, use your eyes, not your ears.
Women's clothes: Go to extremes, seldom to extremities.
It is hard to believe that even his friends like him.
Never lean forward to push an invisible object.
Luxury: Costs $7.69 to make and $20.00 to market.
Everyone IS entitled to my opinion.
Dogmatism: Puppyism come to its full growth.
Cleanliness is next to "clean-limbed," in the dictionary.
Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
It is better to know useless things than to know nothing.
If people listened to themselves, they would shut up.
It is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it
The only way to judge the future is by knowing the past.
We hired you to baby sit. You cooked and ate them BOTH?
'Tis the season to be punny......
If you want to hide your face, walk naked.
Flattery: Cologne water, to smell but not swallow.
Are we supposed to be having fun yet?
Here I run, to steal the secret of the sun.
Is it OK to yell 'MOVIE' in a crowded firehouse?
A person slow to anger is better than the mighty.
Maybe it's right to be nervous now...
If you try to be too sharp, you will cut yourself.
The best way to save face is to keep the lower part shut.
It takes two to make a bargain.
What grammar is to speech, logic is to reason.
Stupid: Being unable to find your own butt in the dark.
Here today, dawn tomorrow.
Bubble, Bubble..Am I too late to jump the ship ??
You cannot be too careful in the choice of your enemies.
"Men know life too early, women too late" Wilde
He who talks too much commits a sin.
Seeing is believing, Touching is convincing..
The first step towards philosophy is incredulity.
Life is a tragedy for feelers and a comedy for thinkers.
If it isn't true, at least it is a happy invention.
Legal Marijuana needs true glaucoma patients.
The course of true anything never does run smooth.
What is the True meaning of DOS?
Without love and trust all you can be in life is alone.
In God we trust; all others must pay cash.
Autobiography: Unrivalled telling truth about others.
America is a tune.  It must be sung together.
You can't step twice in the same river.
When choosing between two evils, select the newer one.
Hypocrisy is the type of homage vice pays to virtue.
This tagline is umop apisdn.
She has been under more drunken sailors than a head.
With consequences,  the unexpected always predominate.
Sculptor: A poor unfortunate who makes faces and busts.
Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.
Reality.Sys corrupted -- Reboot Universe (Y/N)?
Anybody can win, unless there is a second entry.
Talk is cheap, until you hire a lawyer.
It's not over until the FAT table sings
We NEVER grow up, we just get older, and older, and ...
Hey! Don't pick up that pho╫»╗Æßë╜├╥τ  NO CARRIER
Contraceptives: to be used on all conceivable occasions.
*  <|-)  User is Chinese.
*  :-*   User just ate something sour.
What results from using spot remover on your dog Spot?
A father is usually a banker provided by nature.
This tagline no verb.
Se non e vero, e molto ben trovato.
Seriousness is the very next step to being dull.
Two of perfect virtue: one dead, the other yet unborn.
No wanna work.  Wanna bang on keyboard.
Do I even WANT ancestors? Some found I wish I could lose.
The fewer our wants, the more we resemble the gods.
The bird of war is not the eagle but the stork.
Oh, pardon me, was that *your* culture? So sorry.
Oh that?  It was playing leap frog with a unicorn.
"To love her was a liberal education." Steele
WARNING... drinking tap water may kill your thirst!
Everyone meets their Waterloo at last.
Hug: A roundabout way of expressing affection.
Hick: Looks both ways before crossing a one-way street.
The world, as we know it, has come to an end!!
Madam, an error, we did a hysterectomy on your husband
We're lost, but we're making good time.
Illustrate your Sermons! Wear "far side" ties.
My Hard Disk went on a diet and lost it's FAT
What if there were no hypothetical situations?
To excel at what you do, you must love doing it.
Used Car: Not what it is jacked up to be.
MacIntosh:Computer with training wheels you can't remove.
How time flies, when you are in a heap of problems..
Wear old clothes when you fight for truth and liberty.
Public opinion flourishes where there are no ideas.
Wedding: A funeral where you smell your own flowers.
A conclusion is where you got tired of thinking.
You always swat where he's not, or if he is aha! a spot.
Resort: A place where the tired grow more tired.
Laundry: A place where clothes are mangled.
Gnaw the bone which has fallen to thy lot.
Think hard now!  Which one is Shinola?
Never trust anyone who speaks well of everyone.
Yes-men: Fellows who hang around the man nobody noes.
Creditor: A man who has a longer memory than a debtor.
"They also serve who only stand and wait."
Hobo: A person who builds palaces and lives in shacks.
They are slaves who fear to speak for the fallen & weak.
Bore: A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
Golfer: A person who hits and tells.
Honest Politician: One who stays bought.
No generalization is wholly true, not even this one.
Religious people are wicked, how would they be without?
Cities, like cats, will reveal themselves at night.
Faint hearts never win in love nor sell life insurance.
From listening comes wisdom, from speaking, repentance.
Many possess the wisdom of many and only the wit of one.
Adversity makes people wise but not rich.
Some are weather-wise, some are otherwise.
How dieth the wise man? As the fool.
"But, if ye wish her gratefu' prayer, Gie her a haggis!"
Think carefully before wishing, it might just come true.
I'm a hero with coward's legs.
(A)bort (R)etry (I)nfluence with large hammer.
Repartee: An insult with a suit and tie on.
The only argument with the wind is to put on a coat.
Tabloid: A newspaper with a permanent crime wave.
Kibitzer: A person with an interferiority complex.
"You spotted snakes with double tongue... be not seen."
Memories keep the wolf of insignificance from the door.
"Man, born of woman is of few days; full of trouble." Job
Think and you won't sink.
Please! Take my word for it.
Software independent: Won't work with ANY software.
Minds, like parachutes, work only when open.
Shareware it only works if you pay.
It's better the world wonder why you *AREN'T* President.
What is the world to a man when his wife is a widow?
"Men die and worms eat them - but not for love"  Shake
Some cures are worse than the disease.
If it's not worth doing, it's not worth doing well.
A hangover  the wrath of grapes
Biography should be written by an acute enemy.
Abandon all hope, ye who press ──┘ here
All hope abandon, ye who enter messages here.
Dollars cannot buy yesterday.
Do well and you will have no need for ancestors.
The hard disk you save may be your own.
At all ages you are certain you still have another year.
A gun gives you the body, not the bird.
I be nibble, you be quick, he jumped over the Joystick.
If at first you don't succeed; Blame everyone else
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
If at first you doubt, doubt again.
It's what inside you, not the outside that counts.
If at first you don't succeed: Blame everyone else.
Simple rule: If you don't treat me right, shame on you.
If at first you doubt, doubt again, and again ...
Youthful figure: What you get when asking a woman's age.
Hotel: A place you give good dollars for bad quarters.
If I were you, who'd be me?
No matter where you go, there you are.
It is when you take for yourself that you truly take.
Synonym: A word you use when you can't spell the other.
Spring makes everything young again except humans.
You can close your eyes to reality but not to memories.
A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act it out.
Without my ignorance, your knowledge would be meaningless
You can't eat your friends and have them too.
Be nice on your way up, you'll meet on the way down.
Middle age: When your age starts to show at your middle.
Before advising "Be yourself!" reassess his character.
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All hope abandon, ye who enter messages here.
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If this were an actual tagline, it would be funny.
Unable to locate Coffee -- Operator Halted!
It's only a hobby ... only a hobby ... only a
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Chicken heads are the chief food of captive alligators.
I'm in shape ... round's a shape isn't it?
Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
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Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay.
All wiyht.  Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
Back Up My Hard Drive? I Can't Find The Reverse Switch!
This tagline is umop apisdn
hAS ANYONE SEEN MY cAPSLOCK KEY?
...My radio is tuned to the voice of a star...
?pu gnikcab yb naem uoy tahw siht sI
"Beam me aboard Scotty!" <-> "Will a 2 X 4 do Captain?"
"Build a watch in 56,179 easy steps" by C. Forsberg.
"C.I.A." -- A contradiction in terms most of the time.
"Cashew?"  "Gesundheit!"
"Daddy, what does FORMATTING DRIVE C mean?"
"Dust bunnies threaten thousand points of light" -G. Bush
"Experience comes from bad judgment." - Mark Twain.
"Graphic Artist seeks Boss with vision impairment."
"Happiness is a warm puppy." said the anaconda.
"He who hesitates is lunch !"
"Honey?" is that what you call this bee barf?
"How to Boil Water, in 500 easy steps" by Chuck Forsberg.
"I drank WHAT!?" - Socrates.
"I'm not asz think asz you drunk I am, Ossifer!"
"If he catches you, you're through" - Mr. R. Runner.
"If he catches you, you're through" - Road Runner.
"If you can't make it good, make it LOOK good." - B Gates
"Isn't everybody happy?" - Machiavelli
"It" has fallen, and "it" won't get up.
"Let me sweeten the deal a bit for you,"  - Beelzebub.
"Life," he said, "Don't talk to ME about life!".
"Make love not war" people probably flunked both.
"Nietzsche is dead,"   God.
"No, I said Bud Light!" - Captain of the Hindenburg
"None of the Above" for President.
"Nurse! I said: "SLIP off his SPECtacles!"
"Off with her head!" shouted the Queen.
"Ok, now for a quick backu£├ß&²#^1s≡"
"Once,"  adverb:  Enough.
"Scotty. hurry. beam me"  uragg^*·■£ NO CARRIER.
"Suicide Hotline...please hold for the next available..."
"That's entertainment," - Vlad the Impaler.
"There's no intelligent life here Scotty -- Beam me up"
"Tourist Season" : When it's OK to shoot them.
"Wagner's music is better than it sounds."
"Ward, I'm worried about the Beaver."
"Who cares for you? You're but a deck of cards," -Alice.
((wrong && wrong) != right)
(A)bort (R)etry (I)nfluence with large hammer.
(D)inner not ready:  (A)bort (R)etry (P)izza.
$ not found:  A)bort, R)efinance, D)eclare bankruptcy.
$$ doesn't buy happiness, if you don't know where to shop
$$$ not found --  A)bort, R)efinance, D)eclare bankruptcy
* FORD    Fix or Repair Daily.
* The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
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*IT IS* documented, look under "For Internal Use Only."
*NOW* is a point in time that is already gone.
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10.0 times 0.1 is hardly ever 1.0.
1024x768x256.... Sounds like one mean woman.
11th Commandment: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's tag
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186,282 miles per second, it's the LAW.
1st Amendment Rights: use them or lose them.
1st rule of marriage: If you're right, apologize fast.
2 x 4 bbs - a basic board.
2+2=4 (for the time being).
24 hours in a day and 24 beers in a case.  Hmmmm.....
3 dreaded words: " hard disk failure."
3 kinds of people: Those who can count & those who can't.
43% of all statistics are totally worthless..
43rd Law of Computing:  Anything that can go wrong, will.
486SX: When only the most recent mediocrity will do...
5¼  floppy is not better than 3½  hard.
640k = 4480 in dog bytes.
640K ought to be enough for anybody. -Bill Gates, 1981.
8 of 10 people suffer hemorrhoids the other 2 enjoy them.
80% of men cheat in America, the rest in Europe.
90% of any business transaction is selling yourself.
90% of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at.
90% of politicians give the other 10% a bat reputation.
93.4% of all statistics are made up.  The rest are false.
A "lotus?"  I thought that was a Grasshopper.
A "program" is used to turn data into error messages.
A bachelor enjoys the chase but doesn't eat the game.
A bad peace is even worse than a war.
A bear robbed of cubs is safer than the folly of fools.
A beard signifies lice, not brains.
A belly button is for salt when you eat celery in bed.
A big enough hammer can usually fix anything.
A big mouth travels far and fast.
A bigot will not reason, a fool cannot, a slave dare not.
A billion dollars isn't what it used to be.
A billion here, a billion there, soon it is real money.
A bird in the hand is the best way to eat chicken.
A bird in the hand is worth what it will bring.
A bird in the hand's better than one overhead.
A bird in the bush can't make a mess in your hand.
A bleeding heart can be hell on the carpeting.
A bonded penguin is a happy penguin.
A book, a friend, a song, a glass, a chaste loving lass.
A book is the only immortality.
A brilliant smile will get you fan mail from lighthouses.
A Canadian is somebody who can make love in a canoe.
A cannibal only opens his mouth to change your feet.
A cat would be man's best friend, but never stoops to it.
A celebrity is a person who is known for well-knownness.
A child prodigy knows not to bother with it.
A choice is always possible, even without any options.
A clean, neat, and orderly desk is a sign of a sick mind.
A clear conscience is most often a sign of a bad memory.
A closed mouth gathers no flies.
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
A closed mouth maintains a happy mind.
A cold Diet Coke and another Camel.
A committee has six or more legs and no brain.
A computer's attention span is as long as it's power cord
A conclusion is where you got tired of thinking.
A crappie is not a sunfish found in a toilet.
A critic knows the way but can't drive the vehicle.
A cynic smells the flowers and then looks for the casket.
A day without sunshine is like a night.
A day without okra is like a day without sunshine.
A day without sunshine is like night.
A deluge of words and drop of sense.
A dime saved is a dollar earned. The rest is Uncle Sam's.
A diploma proves only that you know how to find an answer
A dry sense of humor is better than slobbering everywhere
A family reunion is an effective form of birth control.
A farmer is always going to make it rich the next year.
A father is usually a banker provided by nature.
A flying particle will seek the nearest eye.
A flying saucer results when a nudist spills his coffee.
A fool and his money are soon elected.
A fool and his money are soon partying!
A fool must search for a greater fool to find admiration.
A fool must now and then be right by chance alone.
A friend in need is a pest.
A friend is something you earn.
A generation which ignores history has no past or future.
A gentleman can disagree without being disagreeable.
A good angle to approach any problem is the try-angle.
A good dog barks when told.
A good hot dog feeds the hand that bites it.
A good library must always be a two way street.
A good man gone wrong is usually a bad man found out.
A good marriage outlasts the first box of dental floss.
A good memory is one trained to forget the trivial.
A good organizer is the one who is careful to plan ahe
A good pun is its own reword.
A good rooster crows in any hen house.
A good scare is better than good advice.
A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit.
A gourmet thinking calories is a tart looking at a clock.
A great many family trees were started by grafting.
A gun gives you the body, not the bird.
A hangover:  the wrath of grapes.
A hard disk is good to find.
A heavy night snowstorm is God saying: "Take today off."
A hen is an egg's way of making another egg.
A hen tomorrow is more valuable than an egg today.
A hen who lays an egg cackles as if it was an asteroid.
A hole is nothing but you can still break your neck in it
A horse is a horse, of course, of course.
A horse may go freely to water, but a pencil must be lead
A hug warms the soul and places a smile in the heart.
A hundred stars do not equal the light of the one moon.
A hundred thousand lemmings can't all be wrong.
A husband is a lover with the nerve extracted.
A husband is the medicine for the ills of girlhood.
A jerk present in a group indicates a jerk in charge.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
A jug is carried under your coat for a dishonest reason.
A KGB keyboard has no <ESC> key.
A kind word and gun gets you more than a kind word alone.
A king's castle is his home.
A lady is one who only shows her underwear intentionally.
A lady wearing a chastity belt is not going to a ball.
A lawyer's opinion is worth nothing unless paid for.
A leading authority is someone lucky who guessed right.
A leap year is never a good sheep year.
A learned fool is more foolish than an ignorant fool.
A liar isn't believed even when he speaks the truth.
A liberal is a person with no interests now at stake.
A lie in time saves nine.
A lie is terminological inexactitude.
A little ignorance can go a long way.
A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.
A little truth helps the lie go down.
A living example of Artificial Intelligence.
A long time ago in a galaxy far far away, or was it here?
A lotus? I thought that was a Grasshopper.
A low yield atomic bomb is like being a bit pregnant.
A mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral available.
A male rite of passage: Writing your name in the snow.
A man in love mistakes a pimple for a dimple.
A man in the house is worth two on the street - Mae West.
A man is only as good as what he loves.
A man should live forever, or die trying.
A man who smiles when things go wrong knows who to blame.
A man without a god is like a fish without a bicycle.
A man's a man for that.
A man's house is his hassle.
A mind is a terrible thing to taste.
A mind is a terrible thing to lay off.
A minister says matrimony should be enduring.  It is.
A miser is hard to live with, but makes a fine ancestor.
A mob has many heads, but no brains.
A mother-in-law is often a mother.
A mother is not a dust rag.
A mother of quintuplets gave spouse a separate bedroom.
A mother pampering a child is raising a serpent.
A motion to adjourn is always in order.
A mouse is an elephant built in Japan.
A new mother soon becomes a chief cook and bottom washer.
A newspaper is to a book as a whore is to a lady.
A newspaper is a collection of half-injustices.
A noisy exhaust to some almost amounts to a mating call.
A nose in artificial manure is not studying nature.
A nudist has no reason to fear a pickpocket.
A nudist is one who suffers from clothestrophobia.
A nudist wedding makes the best man easy to identify.
A ounce of pretension = a pound of manure.
A pain in the butt may be a friend in need..
A pen is mightier than a sword except it runs out of ink.
A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act it out.
A penny saved is 2.5 grams of zinc alloy.
A penny saved is a Congressional oversight.
A penny saved is ridiculous.
A perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 am.
A person does not have a sense of humor, it has you.
A person in a passion is riding a mad horse.
A person is a lion in his own cause.
A person never tells you anything until contradicted.
A person with two watches is never sure what time it is.
A person without a navel lives within all of us.
A person's got to know his limitations to avoid failure.
A pest: A friend in need.
A piano is a piano is a piano. Gertrude Steinway.
A pitcher that goes to a well too often is broken first.
A plucked goose doesn`t lay golden eggs.
A poet is a kind of liar who always speaks the truth.
A poet reading his verse in public has a nasty habit.
A pound of pluck is worth a ton of luck.
A problem can be found for almost every solution.
A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
A programmer and his mind are soon parted
A recession is what takes the wind out of your sales.
A red nose can be the result of sunshine or moonshine.
A Robin redbreast in a cage puts all heaven in a rage.
A rock ----->me<----- A hard place.
A rolling stone is better than a bird in the hand.
A rooster clucks defiance -- but a lawyer.
A Rotarian was the first to call John the Baptist "Jack."
A school: Building with four walls and tomorrow inside.
A seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago.
A short cut is the longest distance between two points.
A shot in the dark = searching for a needle in hay stack.
A shower is the halfway point between bed and world.
A simple idea will be worded in the most complicated way.
A slap vs a slog is like a ribbon vs an obi.
A sleeping fox counts hens in his dreams.
A small object that is accidentally dropped will hide.
A smile is the sunshine that is a part of life.
A Smith & Wesson beats four aces every time.
A spoonful of sugar helps any medicine go down.
A statesman shears sheep, a politician skins them.
A table of contents has no drawers.
A teetotaller makes the worst drunkard.
A thick head can do as much damage as a hard heart.
A thief believes that everybody steals.
A thing of beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
A tidal wave of avalanche proportions.
A too-short mini skirt leaves a definitive end in view.
A true diplomat struts sitting down.
A true friend is the best possession.
A true friend is one soul in two bodies.
A true subwoofer makes the concrete shake beneath you.
A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper its written on.
A vote on the tally sheet is worth two in the box.
A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
A well-written life is as rare as a well-spent one.
A whore is a whore for the same reason some of us aren't.
A wife lasts as long as a marriage, an ex-wife for ever.
A wise person sees as much as ought, not as much can.
A wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.
A woman must be a genius to create a good husband.
A woman's guess is more accurate than a man's certainty.
A word fitly spoken is like a beautiful apple of gold.
A worthless wise man always charms the rabble.
A writer thinks of critics as a tree feels about dogs.
A yawn is a silent shout.
A yer ago I kudnt spel progrmer now I are won.
A)bort R)etry G)et a gun and kill it.
AAAAA: American Association Against Acronym Abuse.
AARRGHH!! A virus was chewing my FAT.
Abandon hope, all ye who <ENTER> here.
Abandon the search for truth: settle on a good fantasy.
Abdominos... sit-ups & pizza.
Ability is a good thing but stability is even better.
Abolish mornings.
Abort, Retry, Ignore, hold Requiem Mass?
Abort, Retry, Ignore, say Kaddish?
Abort, Retry, Ignore, Valium?
Abort, Retry, Ignore, plan a Funeral Service?
Absinthe makes the tart grow fonder.
Accordion: A bagpipe with pleats.
Accountants work their assets off.
Accuracy:  The vice of being right.
ACK and ye shall receive.
Acting is the art of keeping the audience from coughing.
Acting without thinking is like shooting without aiming.
Actions are neither as good nor as evil as impulses.
Actions are usually right, but the reasons seldom are.
Actions from sanity are not necessarily from feeling.
Actions speak louder than words -- but not so often.
Adam ate the apple, and our teeth still ache.
Adam's Rib: The original bone of contention.
Admiration: Polite recognition of self-reflection.
Adult:  One old enough to know better.
Adventure is the champagne of life.
Adversity makes people wise but not rich.
Adversity reveals genius, prosperity conceals it.
Advertisement: The most truthful part of a newspaper.
After a snowstorm, everybody's lawn looks the same.
After all is said and done, usually more is said.
After four decimal places, nobody gives a damn.
After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
After two weeks of dieting, all I lost was two weeks.
Against stupidity, the Gods themselves, contend in vain.
Age and treachery can always overcome youth and skill.
Age is never a bar to human immaturity.
Age is only important if you're a cheese.
Age needn't necessarily be a bar to immaturity.
aibohphobia, n., The fear of palindromes.
Air conditioned environment - Do not open Windows.
Aliens have invaded Earth! How else do you explain DOS?
Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.
all is said and done, people keep saying and doing.
All answers questioned here.
All barkers are not side show hawkers.
All clowns are masked, all personae flow from choices.
All computers wait at the same speed.
All for one; one for all, except me above all.
All general statements are false, except this one.
All great truths began as blasphemies.
All hope abandon ye who enter messages here.
All human life ends when you take a "dirt nap."
All humans are subject to decay.
All I ask is to prove that money can't make me happy.
All I have to do is imagine, and I am in dreamland.
All mathochists suffer from calculust.
All of the stars are to be found only up in the sky.
All power corrupts, but we need electricity.
All probabilities are 50%. It happens or it doesn't.
All real programs contain errors.
All reality is aspect dependent.
All rivers run into the sea, yet the sea is not full.
All science is either physics or stamp collecting.
All sentences that seem true should be questioned.
All taglines are busy..One will be with you shortly.
All that glitters has a high refractive index.
All the kookies are not in the jar.
All the tea in china: 356,000 metric tons.
All things are difficult before they are easy.
All things evolve, nothing is extinguished.
All those updates, and still imperfect.
All true wisdom is discovered in tag lines.
All wanting joy must share it, happiness was born a twin.
All warranties expire upon payment of this invoice.
All wiyht.  Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
All words are pegs on which to hang ideas.
All your future lies beneath your hat.
All's fair in love and war - What a contemptible lie.
All's well that ends well.
Alone in a bank at night is a pleasant experience.
Altruism is the devil's calling card.
Always be smarter than the people who hire you.
Always consider the alternative before making a choice.
Always do right: Gratify some and astonish the rest.
Always first decide the sentence, then the verdict.
Always format alphanumerically, then preview graphically.
Always listen to experts. Hear the impossible then do it.
Always look out for #1 and be careful not to step in #2.
Always proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
Always put your brain in gear before starting your mouth.
Always remember that a moving neutrino gathers no mass.
Always remember the past, but make waves when it matters.
Always remember to pillage before you burn.
Always remember, to copy a disk is not to Xerox it.
Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.
Always remember where you came from so you can return.
Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.
Always smile.  It makes people wonder what you're up to.
Always store beer in a cool dark place.
Always take aim at the Tidy Bowl Man.
Always tell her she is beautiful, even if she isn't.
Always use your enemy's hand to catch a snake.
Always willing to share my ignorance...
Always yield to temptation, it may never return.
Alzheimer's Club: Meet the same new friend every day.
Am I ignorant or apathetic?  I don't know and don't care!
Amazing how much you learn after thinking you know it all
Ambition destroys its possessor.
America is a dream to most of the world.
America is a tune.  But it must be sung in harmony.
America is the only country founded on a good ideal.
America, land of opportunity for Japanese businessmen.
America was not discovered by Americans, shame on them.
America's 5 Most Feared Words: "Dan, I don't feel well.
American politics: The walruses herding the oysters.
Among economists, the real world is often a special case.
An accommodating vice is better than an obstinate virtue.
An actor without buck teeth can play the Easter Bunny.
An agreeable person: One who agrees with you.
An alcoholic is an enemy who drinks as much as you do.
An alcoholic: A person who drinks more than his physician
An appeaser feeds a crocodile, hoping to be eaten last.
An ass thinks one thing, his rider another.
An atheist has no invisible means of support.
An attacker must vanquish, a defender need only survive.
An authority is anyone who guessed right more than once.
An electrical engineer deals with current events.
An elephant: A mouse built to government specifications.
An honest politician: One who stays bought.
An idea is not responsible for fools who believe in it.
An inch of dog is better than a mile of pedigree.
An institution is the lengthened shadow of one man.
An open mind is wonderful if matching mouth not included.
An optimist invented an airplane; a pessimist a parachute
An optimist is a guy without much experience.
An ounce of example is worth a ton of advice.
An ounce of image is worth a pound of performance.
An over the hill astronaut requests a slower capsule.
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
Anarchy: Rights without Responsibilities.
Ancient custom has the force of law.
And all the children are above average in our system.
And God said, "Let there be light, but make it quick."
And now a word from Wall Street: "HELP!"
And now for something completely different.
And now for something completely ridiculous...
And now, let the fun begin.
And on the seventh day, He exited from append mode.
And this is your brain over-easy with a side of bacon.
And when fate summons even the Tsar must obey.
And you know Flipper, he lives in a world full of wonder.
Angels can fly since they take themselves lightly.
Anger always drives the mouth faster than the mind.
Anger is a wind which blows out the lamp of reason.
Angling: The name given to fishing by non-fishermen.
Animal attraction: here for hunger or for love.
Animals -- the renewable resource
Another day, another challenge.
Another good night not to sleep in a eucalyptus tree.
Antenna farms benefit from propagation.
Antonym:  The opposite of the word you're searching for.
Any certainty is a delusion.
Any day can be the beginning of a new year.
Any fool can tell the truth, it takes sense to lie well.
Any given program,  when running correctly, is obsolete.
Any IC protected by a fast acting fuse protects the fuse.
Any man who can see through women is sure missing a lot.
Any priest or shaman is guilty until proven innocent.
Any socialism involves more slavery than democracy.
Any sufficiently advanced magic looks like technology.
Any sufficiently advanced bug will become a feature.
Anybody can say they'll do something, few actualize it.
Anybody can win, unless there is a second entry.
Anyone can hate. It costs to love.
Anyone can walk on water, just know where the rocks are.
Anything free is worth what you pay for it.
Anything good is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
Anything I make can become a cause for my sorrow.
Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.
Anything not a constant, is not a commandment from God.
Anything not nailed down is a cat toy.
Anything simple is stated in the most complicated manner.
Anything that is too stupid to be spoken can be sung.
Anything worth doing is worth getting someone else to do
Anything worth doing, is worth doing for a profit.
Anytime things go better, you have overlooked something.
Apathy Error: Don't Bother Striking Any Key.
Apathy Error: Don't Bother Striking Any Key
Apathy Error:  Don't bother striking any key.
Apology is only egotism wrong side out.
Applied emotion is the key to success with happiness.
April 16th: Count your blessings - nothing else is left.
Architecture is the art of how to waste space.
Are deaf psychiatrists better listeners?
Are dog biscuits made from Collie Flour?
Are RAM chips better than EWE chips?
Are those cookies made with real Girl Scouts?
Are we supposed to be having fun yet?
Are you a Klingon, or is that a turtle on your head?
Are you a good witch, or are you a bad witch?
Are you part of the solution, or the precipitate?
Are you virus free? Be sure with URINALIS.EXE.
Are you waiting for your prey?
Arkansas: Bubble-gum cards are in the Great Books series.
Army food: The spoils of war.
Art does not reproduce the visible; it makes visible.
Art for art's sake is a philosophy of the well-fed.
Art is a lie that makes us realize the truth.
Art is either plagiarism or revolution.
Art is I; Science is We.
Art is vision not expression.
Art thou an artist, or art thou art?
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
Artificial Intelligence: The other guy's opinion.
Artistic ventures highlighted.  Rob a museum.
Artists' models make only a bare living.
As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
As easy as 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841.
As for me, all I know is that I know nothing.
As I learn, I know about more things I don't yet know.
As I said last week, I'll be done tomorrow.
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
As I was going up a stair, I met a man who wasn't there.
As I was saying, I hate it when people don't finish their
As lacking in privacy as a goldfish.
As long as I live, I shall be, myself, no other, just me.
As long as we remain unsure, we are alive.
As you stroll through life always remember: HELL SUCKS!
ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI.
Ask not for whom the bell tolls the answer can be deadly.
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
Asking PAC BELL for advice is like asking IRS tax advice.
ASL has 15 signs for stupidity; 3 for smart.
Assassination is the extreme form of censorship.
Assembly line workers do it over and over.
Assumption #1: Dan Quayle is smarter than broccoli.
Assumption is the mother of all screw-ups.
Astrology is Taurus.
Astronomy: The anatomy and physiology of our universe.
Astrophysicans try to cure sick stars.
At 19, everything is possible; tomorrow looks friendly.
At all ages you are certain you still have another year.
At least you can always use my code as a bad example.
At times we must settle for inferior  quality time.
At yuletide, astronauts look for the missile toe.
Attack long worms from the rear - that is so much safer.
Attention K-Mart shoppers, today the special is...
ATTENTION ..............Elvis has left the echo.
Aunt Em. Hate Kansas. Hate you. Took dog. Dorothy.
Autobiography: Unrivalled telling truth about others.
Automobile mufflers don't die, they just get exhausted.
Avant-Garde Narrow: a typeface for the broad-minded.
Avert misunderstanding by calm, poise, and balance.
Avoid fighting with the ugly, they have nothing to lose.
Avoid home accidents, joined planned parenthood.
Avoid junk mail, get an unlisted ZIP code.
Avoid Mailmen...............They Are Carriers.
Avoid reality at all costs.
Avoid the 5 o'clock rush - always leave work at noon.
Avoid The Noid.
Bach is like a jetstream -if you can get on it, you soar!
Bachelor: A guy who has cheated a woman out of a divorce.
Bachelor: Plays the field until the field comes in.
Bachelor's wives and spinster's children: always perfect.
Bachelorhood should be taxed, such happiness is valuable.
Back up my hard drive? I can't find the reverse switch.
Back when I was a boy, we carved our own ICs out of wood.
Backup not found: Abort, Retry, Massive heart failure?
Backups?  We don' *NEED* no steenking baX%^~,VbKx.
Bad command or file name.  Go stand in the corner.
Bad officials: elected by good citizens who fail to vote.
Bad spelers of the word, untie.
Bad spellers of the world untie.
Banging head against wall mode - off.
Bank error in your favor.  Collect $200.
Bank Rule: To get a loan, first prove you don't need it.
Baptism: A kind of damp bar mitzvah.
Barometer: Indicates what kind of weather we are having.
Baroque: When you are out of Monet.
BASIC programmers never die, they GOSUB and don't RETURN.
Bastard toadflax: not the result nearsighted horny toads.
Bathroom scale: Something you stand on and swear at.
Batteries not included.
BBS: a method to triple your phone bill.
Be a friend to the earth and it will be a friend to you.
Be Alert -- what the world needs is more LERTS.
Be as good at receiving as you are at giving.
Be careful when playing under the anvil tree.
Be careful when slinging mud, you might lose ground.
Be flexible, some things just take time.
Be mischievous and creative, if they fit you.
Be nice on your way up you'll meet again on the way down.
Be reasonable ... Let's do it my way.
Be right & fear no man.  Don't write & fear no woman.
Be self-reliant and your success is assured.
Be smart as a cat: Make a friend of your enemy's enemy.
Be spontaneous.......combust.
Be sure to use DEVICE=EXXON to screw up your environment.
Be suspicious of all non-native-born Esperanto speakers.
Be vewy, vewy quiet....I'm hunting tagwines.