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│ GRAND PRIZE: A $25.00 Gift Certificate to Bo
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│ WINNER: SANDRA D.VANS, of El To
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│ WINNER: TERRY A.LONG, of MATHER
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│ :: ":)" By: Rodney Breer, of Torranc
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│ -*- SECOND PRIZE -*-
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│ "Time Goes On"
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│ Doesn't matter that much to me,
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│ Some things are just meant to be,
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│ "Time Goes On" ....Continued" By: Terry A.
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│ The TV is on and the clock ticks away,
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│ Accustomed 2 Customs!
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│ It is getting near again. Better start getti
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ng ready! They are in the │
│ stores already, on display, reminding you tha
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t you must take some action. │
│ What is it? Why it is a Valentine's Card. T
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his custom comes to us from │
│ two customs that were combined. The Romans c
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elebrated the festival of │
│ the Lupercalia on February 15th and they also
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believed that on February │
│ 14th was the first day of spring and the mati
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ng season for birds. The │
│ latter promoted people to begin selecting mat
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es on the 14th and having a │
│ festive celebration of their choice on the 15
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th. Over several years this │
│ remained the custom. Finally the two days we
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re combined and Valentine's │
│ Day was born officially.
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│ The first Valentine was designed and develope
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d by one Charles, Duke of │
│ Orleans in 1415. Charles was held prisoner d
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uring the war and often times │
│ wrote romantic poems to his wife. Hence the
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writing of poetry to one's │
│ valentine.
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│ The actual printed Valentine was the inventio
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n of Frank Staff in the 17th │
│ century. By the 1780s the printed Valentine
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became quite common, gaining │
│ huge popularity in Germany especially, where
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they called them "friendship │
│ cards."
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│ So don't forget your Valentine on February 14
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th! Get that card early and │
│ maybe some flowers or candy.
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│ Mrs. President...
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│ Here are a few interesting tid bits about a
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few of the Nation's former │
│ First Ladies - we bet ya hadn't heard these!
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│
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│
│ Eleanor Roosevelt ate 3 chocolate covered ga
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rlic balls every single day │
│ in her adult life. Her doctor had told her
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it would improve her memory. │
│ [She'd at least remember where the Pepto Bis
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mol was!!] │
│
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│ The wife of James Monroe, Elizabeth, request
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ed that the White House │
│ staff refer to her as "Your Majesty".
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│
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│ Martha Washington was a terrible speller, sh
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e spelled "Cat" with 2 "t"s. │
│
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│ Ida McKinley suffered from seizures, probabl
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y epilepsy. The way she & │
│ her husband dealt with this during a State D
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inner, was when a fit would │
│ begin, William would drop a hankie over her
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face. She would leave it on │
│ until the seizure had ended. Then Ida would
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remove the hankie as if │
│ nothing had even happened.
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│
│
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│
│ John Quincy Adam's wife Louisa spun silk fro
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m the silkworms inhabiting │
│ the Mulberry trees on the White House lawn.
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│
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│ Team Eeeek: Hymie Krausmeyer: The UnAnointed
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│ Stella did it.
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│
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│ Stella put him up to the whole thing.
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│
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│ That's how the little man found himself crou
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ched on a kneeler before rows │
│ of candles the dank, musky smell of which se
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nt his head spinning for want │
│ of unpolluted oxygen.
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│
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│ "Holy Spirit of all, master of the Light and
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the Dark, Prince of the │
│ Blessed and the UnBlessed, reveal Thy word t
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o these Thy unworthy servants │
│ that we may know Thy Will, that we may serve
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in what is pleasing to Thy │
│ sight."
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│
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│
│ The Krausmeyer gagged on a new unbreathable
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- the choking stench of │
│ incense which hung in heavy folds on the sta
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le air of the little chapel. │
│ Through eyes watering uncontrollably, the ne
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west member of Team Eeeek │
│ squinted toward the altar and its seven high
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priestesses shrouded there │
│ in the smoky gloom. With arms thrust outward
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in draping silk sleeves, the │
│ seven "Servants of the Prince" menaced the t
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iny congregation with chanted │
│ exhortations to obedience and sacrifice.
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│
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│ But where was Stella?
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│
│
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│ "Let us only to serve, oh Prince, Thy intent
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ions for the preparation of │
│ the UnHoly that Your coming may be swift and
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merciful and that we, Thy │
│ Servants, may appear acceptable to Thy sight
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." │
│
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│
│ With teary eyes the Krausmeyer searched the
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darkened nooks of the occult │
│ chapel in hopes of a glimpse of his friend,
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Stella Blue. │
│
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│ Stella.
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│ The unproclaimed Spiritual leader of the Tea
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m; the ersatz "mother" of │
│ the mentally ascendant, socially deficient g
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eniuses in the employ of │
│ Eeeek International.
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│
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│ Stella. Beneficent helpmate and counsellor;
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humble guide, wise mentor. │
│ Stella, friend to all, defamer of none. Stel
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la... │
│
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│
│ ...who had dropped the Krausmeyer among thes
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e spiritually deviant like a │
│ mouldy pumpkin on Halloween. And had disappe
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ared as quickly as a demon in │
│ the presence of the Holy Pentateuch.
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│ Team Eeeek: Hymie Krausmeyer: The UnAnointed
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│ Stella! Who usually knew what was best for h
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er charges and who had never, │
│ as far as was known, abandoned a friend.
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│
│
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│
│ Stella, Stella, Stella!
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│
│ Why have you left me here, Stella?
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│
│
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│
│ The Krausmeyer drew his neck into his shirt
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collar - an instinctive │
│ turtle recoil of survival - and tried to cal
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m himself. She must have had │
│ a reason, he thought. She must have left me
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here for my own good. │
│
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│ But what - WHAT! - was that reason?
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│ "Purify our hearts, oh Prince, that when Thy
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time is at hand, Thy │
│ servants will be worthy to receive Thy prese
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nce though never worthy to │
│ anoint Thy body though for such honor do Thy
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servants prepare │
│ themselves."
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│
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│
│ The service appeared to be ending, so the Kr
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ausmeyer scanned the walls │
│ for the nearest means of escape; he didn't w
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ish to be available for the │
│ inevitable proselytizing.
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│
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│ "Prepare the bodies of Thy faithful, Oh Prin
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ce, that only the purest │
│ present themselves at Thy coming." That seem
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ed to be it; the "Servants of │
│ the Prince" were filing down from the dais &
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members of the congregation │
│ were stepping out of their pews. Hymie did l
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ikewise. But on his way past │
│ the chancel rail, the little man was accoste
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d by a huge male acolyte. │
│
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│ "Have you risen for the cleansing?" the gruf
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f voice asked. │
│
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│
│ Hymie shook his head and was waving the ques
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tion away with a smile when │
│ the corner of his diverted eye inadvertently
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caught the scrutiny in the │
│ man's face. Oh, no, he thought; I'm in for g
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rilling now! "All are welcome │
│ at the gate of light," the man said. "Presen
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t yourself to the healing." │
│
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│
│ That's when the Krausmeyer noticed that the
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service was far from │
│ concluded; every aisle in the chapel had fil
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led with waiting supplicants. │
│ Hymie glanced behind the rail and saw that t
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he "Servants" had engaged in │
│ a sort of "laying on of the hands" with the
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congregation. As each member │
│ stepped forward, she was seated on a low sto
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ol and subjected to the │
│ probes and prayers of one of the seven after
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which she returned to her │
│ pew adorned with a beatific smile.
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│
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│ Hymie looked up at his detainer, carved a fr
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iendly smile onto his lips │
│ and waved his "no thanks" at the large man.
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"Wait!" the acolyte demanded. │
│ "The healing will conclude shortly." With th
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ose words, the watchman of │
│ the faithful pushed Hymie into the pew & sto
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od guard over his escape. │
│ Darn that Stella! Hymie thought. This must b
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e some kind of a joke. But │
│ joke or not, the little man was compelled to
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sit out the service under │
│ the puzzled scrutiny of the huge acolyte. It
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was a surveillance the │
│ Krausmeyer did not enjoy.
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│
│ *
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│
│ "Have they annoyed you thoroughly?" the big
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woman asked Hymie. │
│ The Krausmeyer squirmed in his chair and fro
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wned in answer to the │
│ question. The woman smiled.
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│
│
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│
│ "Ah, yes," she said. "They have treated you
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shamelessly! First the big │
│ oaf at the door detained you without permiss
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ion, then the Servants │
│ refused to administer the healing for which
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the oaf detained you!" As │
│ Hymie wondered how she knew all of that when
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she had not been present for │
│ any of it, the woman patted his knee said ge
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ntly, "Of course you can go. │
│ And please accept my apologies. The youthful
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tend too exuberance in their │
│ causes."
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│
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│ Hymie peered up at the big woman and found t
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hat he could not discern her │
│ age. Her face held a network of intersecting
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lines yet the skin itself │
│ appeared firm, robust, with even a hint of p
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ink where Hymie expected │
│ pallid grey.
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│
│
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│
│ "I'm eighty-six," the woman answered to Hymi
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e's unspoken question. "I'm │
│ about as old and as dilapidated as this worn
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out church." │
│
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│
│ For the first time Hymie took in the tiny ap
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sidal alcove in which he had │
│ been cloistered shortly before the service h
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ad ended. From atop a stool │
│ in the center of the area, he had undergone
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the rejection of each of the │
│ beautiful seven "Servants" who had entered,
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turned up their noses and │
│ hastily retreated. Although he was in no mo
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od for further rejection, he │
│ evidenced a certain fascination for the occu
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lt objects which adorned the │
│ darkened room. There were cauldrons and bott
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les and gemstones and amulets │
│ resting everywhere.
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│
│
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│
│ "Most of the items housed here are centuries
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old," the woman said. "Some │
│ of them pre-date the time of Christ." When H
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ymie looked at her, she │
│ added, "We use them in our rituals."
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│
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│ Hymie's curiosity had peaked enough that he
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wanted to ask questions - but │
│ of course he couldn't. The kind woman seemed
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to sense his impairment and │
│ spoke for him.
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│
│
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│
│ "Mostly we do healing," she explained. "We b
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elieve in the power of the │
│ Spirit within and strive to help our aspiran
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ts release their own energy. │
│ We don't employ coercion and we ask for no f
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inancial obligation." Then │
│ she waited.
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│
│
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│
│ The Krausmeyer's head dropped momentarily to
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his chest; then he slowly │
│ lifted his eyes imploringly into the woman's
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gaze. │
│
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│
│ "You're wondering why the Seven rejected you
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?" she asked. "Do you really │
│ want to know?"
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│
│
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│
│ Hymie nodded.
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│
│
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│
│ "They were afraid of you. That is, they were
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afraid of your infirmities. │
│ They didn't believe they could help you." Hy
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mie's eyes clouded with │
│ doubt.
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│
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│ "All right," she said. "Your capacity for di
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scernment is greater than I │
│ had imagined. It is rare that anyone doubts
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my occasional 'white lie.' │
│ But I hope you'll also discern that I only m
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eant to spare you." Hymie │
│ nodded. For some reason he did trust this wo
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man, her open expression, │
│ her tone of voice, her willingness to admit
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fault, & for the same reasons,│
│ he found himself liking her.
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│
│
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│
│ "In our work, it is necessary to touch the s
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upplicant. We do this to draw │
│ attention to a particular chakra in order th
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at the supplicant stimulate │
│ the area with her attention. The reason the
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ladies didn't work with you │
│ is that they didn't want to place their hand
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s on you," the woman admitted │
│ quietly. "They found your physique beyond th
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eir capacity to control their │
│ revulsion. I...I hope I haven't offended you
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too much." │
│
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│
│ The Krausmeyer nodded sadly. Yes the woman's
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explanation rang with truth; │
│ he'd had such experiences throughout his lif
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e & could envision the disgust│
│ he'd engendered in the pretty young ladies.
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He pressed his lips firmly │
│ together, to contain his own self-revulsion,
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& batted the moisture from │
│ his eyes with a series of quick blinks. When
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he'd regained control, he │
│ started to leave; but the woman stopped him
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with her words. │
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│ "I have some idea of rejection," she told hi
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m. "The only reason I'm │
│ tolerated as a Servant is that when I was a
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child, it was foretold that I │
│ would live to see the Coming of the Master.
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The young ones keep me around│
│ in hopes that they'll be present if the prop
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hecy comes true. Other than │
│ that, I'm not of much use to anybody." Hymi
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e peered into the woman's eyes│
│ - and found understanding. "I'm a good heal
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er," the woman whispered. │
│ "Please... It would be my honor to be your S
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ervant." │
│
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│
│ The gangly, unattractive old woman held out
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her hands. Into them slipped │
│ the Krausmeyer. While the misshapened finger
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s probed the little man's │
│ skull, the 7 beautiful "Servants" filed in t
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he room. "You're not TOUCHING │
│ him, are you?" one of them hissed. Another s
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aid, "We must remain clean! │
│ For the UnAnointed! Even one as...one who ha
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s contributed as much as you │
│ should attempt to remain undefiled!"
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│
│
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│
│ "Undefiled?" the old woman echoed. "How can
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one become defiled in the │
│ Master's work?" Then she said to the Krausme
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yer, "You've an abundance of │
│ spiritual energy, you should let it pass int
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o the world where it would │
│ benefit all." Repositioning her hands, she s
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aid, "An eye for the blond, │
│ eh? She's not worthy of you. Besides...she's
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too tall." │
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│ The seven "Servants" grew more agitated with
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each caress. "Mother!" one │
│ of them said. "Heal him if you must! But don
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't linger on the soiled! A │
│ man's true spirit is reflected in his body!
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And this unfortunate has │
│ obviously tainted his spirit with his choice
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of life!" │
│
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│
│ The older woman, gaining more confidence wit
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h each pass along the │
│ Krausmeyer's skull, ignored the young woman'
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s admonitions. "I see you're │
│ a friend of sister Stella's," she said to Hy
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mie. "Please thank our sister │
│ for her perception and diligence. May I proc
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eed along your Chakras?" │
│ Hymie, wondering how much of his life the bi
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g woman had seen and chosen │
│ not to announce, nodded and the ancient heal
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er raised her large hands │
│ from his skull to place her fingertips on hi
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s forehead. She pressed down │
│ and drew her fingers along his face, release
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d, then repeated the motion. │
│
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│ "Your native intelligence is blocked, as our
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sister suggests, by a life- │
│ choice. This too can be released for the ben
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efit of yourself and your │
│ fellows. Relax. Allow your natural powers fr
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ee reign. They won't harm │
│ you." The big woman turned to her companions
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. "Sisters, would you send │
│ our new friend a small gift of your energy?
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He has come in quest and our │
│ obligation as healers is to assist him in ev
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ery way that we are able." │
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│ Shamed by the sincerity of their elder siste
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r's words, the young │
│ "Servants" bowed into their task. Soon the s
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even were transmitting a │
│ collective energy flow into the sickly body
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of the Krausmeyer. │
│
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│ The older woman touched Hymie's throat, pond
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ered what she felt there, and │
│ said, "There is nothing wrong with your voic
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e. You could speak if you │
│ willed to do so. Why do you choose to bind y
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our energy in such a manner?" │
│
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│ Embarrassed the Krausmeyer didn't answer. An
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│ Joyce planned on contacting a local psychic a
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s soon as possible. She │
│ knew this was over her head and Christine had
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no business being │
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│ and or without someone else from the psychic
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│ "Yes Mom, but..." Christine protested.
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│ They walked back in silence. Chris was angry
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│ "If you try to go back without my knowing it,
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d out! And you'll be │
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│ Once they got back home, the rest of the even
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Christine. │
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│ Joyce and Christine entered the office of Dr.
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Martha Franks. Dr. │
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perienced and what they │
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ainted with the old house. │
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│ "Do you have any ownership rights to this pla
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ce?" Dr. Franks asked │
│ Joyce.
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│ "No, but my daughter and her friends just won
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dered in there one day and │
│ had all these things begin happening to them.
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│ owns the place, per si, it was given to the c
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ity about five or so years │
│ ago. But the city hasn't done anything with
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it. The historical │
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l monument but never │
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gs. That's about all I │
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n killed the woman. The │
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't know if any of that is │
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│ "I've seen her," Christine broke in, "I've se
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│ "Ok, now let me tell you the real story. The
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of killing his wife of │
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crime. He did not commit │
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│ alive and he is still working for the police
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│ "I don't understand," Christine questioned Dr
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was never convicted?" │
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│ "But I saw him," Christine interrupted again.
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│ "I think we should get a team together and go
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│ "This is what we need to do," Joyce responded
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, "the one thing the woman │
│ asked us to do was get the truth out. She wo
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uld be released if the │
│ truth came out."
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│ "Alright then, we will get a team together as
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│ in there from the owner and then we'll do it.
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│ The next two days went by slowly. Joyce was
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│ woman.
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│ Finally Dr. Franks called. The team was set,
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│ That night both Joyce and Christine were so e
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│ neither slept very well. Each kept bumping i
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│ into the kitchen or to the bathroom several t
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imes that night. Finally │
│ they both just gave in and went to the kitche
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│ "Maybe this will help us both sleep," Joyce s
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│ chocolate into a cup and handed it to Chris.
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│ "Mom, what do you think will happen tomorrow
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│ "Hopefully everything will come out and the t
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│ the lady in white can be at peace."
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│ "I hope so," Christine said, "she shouldn't b
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│ simply because some jerk killed her."
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│ "I know," Joyce said soothingly to her, "we'l
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│ truth. That's the best we can do."
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│ They both finished their cocoa and went back
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│ They both finally did get sleep for a time an
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│ quickly. They both just sort of dragged thro
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│ to go on forever. Evening came, Joyce and Ch
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ristine went to the house │
│ to meet the investigative crew.
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│ Once they arrived Dr. Franks introduced Joyce
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│ the group. The psychic, Ann Murphy, asked Ch
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ris were she first saw the │
│ woman. Chris led her upstairs to the bedroom
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were she had first seen │
│ the lady in white. The psychic went into the
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│ the investigation team followed behind her.
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│ team held a camrecorder and videotaped the en
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tire event. Christine │
│ walked into the room and stood right beside t
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│ "Some one is here now," Ann told them, "it is
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a woman. She is weeping. │
│ She says we need to know the truth."
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│ Before Ann could finish, Christine's face cha
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nged right before the │
│ entire teams eyes. She was clearly being tak
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│ white once again.
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│ "I am Fran, my husband is Charles. Charles t
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│ and he won't believe I wasn't. We fight, he'
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s so angry. He loses his │
│ temper and just seems to explode. Suddenly I
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│ throat. His fingers wrap around my throat an
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d they get tighter and │
│ tighter. The whole time he is screaming at m
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e, yelling at me to tell │
│ him the truth. I try to speak, but I can't.
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│ my mouth. I have no air, I can't breathe. T
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hings are starting to go │
│ dark. Charles is still screaming at me but n
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ow he seems distant. │
│ Suddenly I feel myself leaving my body and I
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│ looking back into the room, watching Charles
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gripping tightly to the │
│ throat of my dead body. I'm gone, I know thi
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s. Charles finally │
│ realizes this and lets go of my throat. He t
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ries, oh so hard he tries, │
│ to bring me back to life. But nothing happen
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s. I had a turtle neck │
│ sweater on so his finger prints were not on m
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y neck. He takes a bunch │
│ of ties from the closet, hooks them together
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with knots, then ties the │
│ end around my neck. He drags my lifeless bod
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y to the closet where he │
│ ties the other end of the ties to a hook that
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is up high. He places a │
│ chair in the closet and tips it over. He the
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n takes a note of mine and │
│ slowly writes out a message, making sure it l
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│ and says in the note that I was married when
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I married him and couldn't │
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│ live with what I had done to him. He then cr
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│ he had found it and lets it drop out of his h
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and. He calls someone, │
│ and suddenly the house if filled with police
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officers and men in white │
│ coats, the coroner I think. The police say I
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committed suicide, but I │
│ didn't. I was murdered and Charles Parson is
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the one who killed me. │
│ Make his confess. He must confess to set me
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free." │
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│ With that, Christine collapsed to the floor.
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│ Ann assured Joyce, who had rushed to her daug
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│ normal reaction for a medium after being a ch
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│ The next plan of action was to take the video
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tape and make a copy of it. │
│ Once having done so, Dr. Franks, Christine an
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│ visit to Mr. Charles Parson. They asked him
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│ they would discuss what really happened. Par
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│ carefully and began to cry as the story unfol
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│ Christine's voice clearly changed in the tape
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and Parson's identified │
│ it as his dead wife's voice. Parson's excuse
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d himself and moments │
│ later a shot rang out in another part of the
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house. Dr. Franks rushed │
│ into the room to find Parson's body laying on
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│ hand. A note lay beside his body, it was sim
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ple and to the point, "I │
│ killed my wife and fabricated the evidence to
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make it look as though │
│ she had committed suicide. Now I take my lif
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e for I can hide it no │
│ longer," the note was signed by Parson. Dr.
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Franks reached for the │
│ phone on the table near the bed and called th
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e police. The three of │
│ them waited for the police to arrive, showed
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them the tape and told │
│ them what happened after Parson's had viewed
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it. Once the police had │
│ finished questioning them, they were free to
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go. │
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│ Dr. Franks, Joyce and Christine went back to
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the old house. Christine │
│ was excited, she wanted to release Fran so ba
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dly from her ghostly jail. │
│ "He told the truth Fran, Charles told the tru
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th," Christine announced │
│ as they entered the room.
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│ "I know, he is here with me," came back a whi
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spering voice and all knew │
│ it was that of Fran's. "I am free, as is he
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for the first time in │
│ years. Thank you, thank you all."
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│ Silence filled the house. The spirit was fre
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e, and the house was │
│ peaceful once again. Had it not been for Chr
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│ none of it would have happened. Christine kn
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ew it and her friends │
│ would know it soon.
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│ The next day Christine and her friends took a
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walk to the cemetery │
│ where Fran Parson had been buried. They carr
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ied some roses from │
│ Joyce's rose garden in their hands. They pla
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ced the roses on Fran's │
│ grave and wished her well. The five of them
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knew this would be │
│ something that would be long remembered by ea
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ch of them for their │
│ entire life. It would be something that woul
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│ friends for many years to come.
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│ ARIES [Mar 21 - Apr 19]: Appointment could l
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│ Lost love will be found. Your luck is riding
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high - could prove │
│ financially beneficial to you! Capricorn, Sa
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gittarius will be involved. │
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│ TAURUS [Apr 20 - May 20]: Someone else has a
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r a very lonnnnng time. │
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│ VIRGO [Aug 23 - Sept 22]: You may end up tra
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a in your corner now 100% │
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t will attempt to give you │
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ne you are attracted to is │
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ys a key role, eat well, & │
│ rest. Wait, watch, listen. Gemini, Libra w
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ill be around! │
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│ SAGITTARIUS [Nov 22 - Dec 21]: You're due fo
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r something good to happen │
│ and it will. A secret rendezvous could put a
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smile on your face for a │
│ very lonnnnng time. Pay special attention to
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someone you want closer, │
│ before the opportunity passes. Taurus, Canc
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er asks for your help. │
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ade that could affect your │
│ entire life over the next 6 to 12 months...
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o proceed on! Someone who has │
│ very strong feelings for you confesses! You
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│ wherever you go. Leo sees your points.
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│ The house was quiet now. Probably for the fi
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rst time all day. The movers │
│ had stomped in and out since early morning ca
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rrying in boxes, furniture, │
│ tools and a piano. The lady of the house, An
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ne, not her real name, settles│
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ms and bath on the third floor│
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e box falling. But instead │
│ he finds nothing out of place. He walks up t
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he next flight of stairs to │
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He returns to the first floor│
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│ "What was it?" Anne questions him.
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│ "I couldn't find anything. Everything seemed
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│ ought to be."
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│ The two of them go back to drinking their cof
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fee and discussing the changes│
│ they want to make in the house. The more the
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y wish to change the more │
│ noises they hear from the third floor. Bill,
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each time, gets up to check, │
│ and each time finds nothing.
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│ This was the way it began for them. The hous
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e is an old three story │
│ Victorian home on the east coast in Boston.
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The exact location can not be │
│ told since the owners wish to remain anonymou
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s. The report given by the │
│ couple began just as stated. But the real tr
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ouble began when they decided │
│ to open up the two bedrooms on the third floo
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r, making them into one large │
│ room. They wanted a study/craft room so they
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might pursue their hobbies. │
│ The bath on the third floor was upgraded with
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more modern equipment and │
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ernight guests. │
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ich, at this point, were being│
│ used only as storage rooms. One they had as
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a guest room and third was │
│ the master bedroom. They had plans for this
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one as well. They intended │
│ opening the master bedroom into the second be
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droom, making it larger and │
│ redoing the bathroom so they could have a dou
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ble vanity and jacuzzi in the │
│ master bath, as well as an area for a sitting
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room. The remaining two │
│ bedroom would end up being the rooms for the
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children they planned on hav- │
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│ ing. But right after having the third floor
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remodeled they were visited by│
│ Bill's brother and his wife. Anne pulled the
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bottom section of the day │
│ bed out, making it into a double bed, and gav
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e them that area for their │
│ visit. The first night of their visit was ra
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ther peaceful, except for the │
│ occasional bang and bomb of what sounded like
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someone pounding on the │
│ walls with a hammer. When Bill's brother got
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up the next morning he made │
│ the comment to Bill that he must have been up
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late working. But Bill told │
│ his brother he had not been. Bill asked Bob
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what it was he heard and then │
│ told Bob that he had not been up working, tha
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t he and Anne had gone to bed │
│ at the same time Bob and Joyce had.
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│ The second night was not as peaceful nor as c
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alm. Bill and Anne were also │
│ awakened by the loud bangs. When they heard
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them they rushed up the stairs│
│ to the third floor room and found Bob and his
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wife huddled together on the │
│ day bed. Bill and Anne quickly moved over to
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Bob and Joyce. The four of │
│ them now were on the day bed. The sounds bei
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ng made were almost deafening.│
│ Then it happened. In the corner of the room,
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across from them they could │
│ see clearly a man. He was fully luminous. B
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ill noted he could see direct-│
│ ly through him to the wall. The man looked a
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ngry and he was shaking his │
│ fist at them.
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│ Bill and Anne never had discussed the possibi
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lity of a ghost. Neither had │
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│ they had seen. Bill and Anne resolved to bri
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│ how to get rid of this man.
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│ remodeling of the house. It was his house an
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│ alone. The psychic discussed the situation w
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│ owners ideas and the former owners ideas abou
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│ cally in the third floor room, but has not be
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│ The history of the house is that it was built
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│ original owners lived there throughout their
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│ children that remained behind. There have be
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│ in the house since then, as it was rented out
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│ report of the investigation indicates that th
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│ of the original builder and owner.
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│ U.S. Civil Rights Commission Chair To Visit
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│ visit to collect information on current ef
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ission, state │
│ officials, community groups, and other int
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erested citizens to │
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│ Ayers case and recommendations made in the
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│ "The Black/White Colleges: Dismantling the
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│ Education."
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│ Planned Parenthood Welcomes CDC's New AIDS D
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efinition Page 80 │
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│ NY, 1-1/US Newswire: The Centers for Disease
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Control's expanded │
│ definition of AIDS, which goes into effect t
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oday, was hailed as "a │
│ lifeline" to thousands of HIV-positive indiv
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iduals by Planned Parenthood │
│ Federation of America (PPFA). CDC's new def
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inition adds pulmonary │
│ tuberculosis, recurrent bacterial pneumonia,
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and invasive cervical cancer │
│ -- diseases common among women -- to the lis
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t of AIDS-defining │
│ infections. It also allows an AIDS diagnose
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s based on a drop in the │
│ level of the body's master immune cells, or
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T-cells, to 200 cells per │
│ milliliter. It is estimated that as many as
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190,000 Americans with HIV │
│ have T-cell counts below 200, but most remai
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n undiagnosed as having AIDS. │
│ "We are optimistic that this new policy will
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improve the accuracy of HIV │
│ surveillance, relieve some of the effects of
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past under-reporting, and │
│ increase the likelihood that HIV positive wo
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men and men will qualify for │
│ the program entitlement and other benefits n
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ecessary for their health │
│ care," Johnson said. In a Nov. 12, 1992, let
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ter to the CDC commenting on │
│ the proposed changes, Planned Parenthood war
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ned that women are the │
│ fastest growing group of people with HIV and
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urged the CDC to broaden the │
│ AIDS definition further by adding other cond
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itions common to women with │
│ HIV to the list of defining infections.
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│ Panasonic's Parent To Pay U.S. $1.8 Million
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│ WASHINGTON, Dec. 31 /U.S. Newswire/ -- The D
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epartment of Justice │
│ announced today that Matsushita Electric Cor
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p. of America (MECA) will pay │
│ the United States $1.8 million to settle cla
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ims that Panasonic │
│ Communications & Systems Co., an unincorpora
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ted division of MECA, │
│ overcharged the government for the purchase
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of Panasonic typewriters and │
│ copiers by failing to disclose certain prici
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ng data in negotiating the │
│ contracts with the General Services Administ
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ration (GSA). Assistant │
│ Attorney General Stuart M. Gerson, head of t
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he Civil Division, said the │
│ government alleged that MECA, headquartered
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in Secaucus, N.J., falsely │
│ certified that it had provided the federal g
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overnment with the same │
│ discounts offered to state governments when
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│ the company failed to offer the government t
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he same price reductions it │
│ extended to commercial customers for the fiv
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e contracts. Under the Truth │
│ in Negotiations Act, Panasonic was required,
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during the negotiations, to │
│ provide the government with its most current
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, accurate, and complete │
│ data. By depriving the government of this a
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ccurate and complete discount │
│ pricing data, Panasonic obtained an inflated
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price for its products. The │
│ settlement was reached after GSA's Office of
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Inspector General conducted │
│ an audit and investigation of the matter.
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│ Justice Department Files First ADA Action
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│ WASHINGTON, Dec. 28 /U.S. Newswire/ -- In it
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│ to enforce the Americans with Disabilities A
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ct (ADA), the Department of │
│ Justice today filed a complaint against a CA
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-based company charging it │
│ discriminated against students with hearing
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impairments enrolled in its │
│ CPA review courses. The complaint, filed in
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U.S.District Court for the │
│ District of Columbia, alleges that Becker CP
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A Review, a private company │
│ that offers review courses for accountants p
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reparing to take the national │
│ certified public accountant exam, discrimina
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ted against those with hearing│
│ impairments in violation of the ADA by refus
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ing to provide sign language │
│ interpreters or other appropriate auxiliary
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aids necessary for persons │
│ with hearing impairments to participate full
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y and equally in the course's │
│ classroom instruction. The complaint, based
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on violation of the ADA which │
│ prohibits discrimination on the basis of dis
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ability in employment, public │
│ accommodations, and public services, cites a
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specific instance in which │
│ Becker CPA Review refused to provide the nec
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essary type of auxiliary aids │
│ to a person with a hearing impairment. The
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suit alleges that Becker CPA │
│ Review violated 2 separate provisions of the
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law. The ADA requires courses│
│ for certification be offered in a manner acc
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essible to persons with dis- │
│ abilities & that private entities provide "a
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uxiliary aids" when necessary │
│ to ensure effective communication.
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│ Statement Of Pasteur Institute Attorney on G
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│ WASHINGTON, Dec. 31 /U.S. Newswire:
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│ Following is a statement of Robert C. Odle J
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r., partner, Weil, Gotshal & │
│ Manges, attorneys for the Pasteur Institute:
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│ "The U.S. government has now found Dr. Gallo
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guilty of scientific │
│ misconduct. It has been clear for more than
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a year that Dr. Gallo went │
│ to school on the Pasteur virus, and even Dr.
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Gallo himself now admits │
│ there was only one virus -- Pasteur's.
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│
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│ The U.S. government's position -- built on a
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faulty two-virus theory -- │
│ has been sitting at the Department of Health
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and Human Services like a │
│ ticking time bomb. It has now exploded.
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│ "Pasteur intends to return immediately to th
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e U.S. government and ask │
│ that it do the right thing. In view of Dr.
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Gallo's own admissions, and │
│ an official finding of scientific misconduct
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, it is incumbent upon the │
│ U.S. government to act without delay."
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│ Justice Department Sues Two Apt Complexes
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│ WASHINGTON, Dec. 28 /U.S. Newswire/ -- The D
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epartment of Justice today │
│ filed a civil rights lawsuit against two sub
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urban Detroit housing │
│ complexes alleging they engaged in a pattern
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of discrimination that │
│ violated the federal Fair Housing Act. Both
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complexes are charged with │
│ refusing to rent units to African-Americans,
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and one complex is also │
│ alleged to have dscriminated against familie
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s with children. The │
│ lawsuits, filed in U.S. District Court in De
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troit, name the owners and │
│ managers of the Kings Pointe Apartments in W
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arren, and the East Pointe │
│ Manor Apartments in East Pointe as defendant
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s. "The tester program which │
│ led to these lawsuits was conducted by both
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Department of Justice │
│ personnel and testers employed by the Fair H
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ousing Center of Metropolitan │
│ Detroit under a contract with the department
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's Civil Rights Division. It │
│ is through this type of cooperative effort t
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hat successful enforcement of │
│ the Fair Housing Act will continue to be acc
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omplished," said Dunne. Each │
│ complaint seeks an injunction preventing fur
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ther discriminatory practices │
│ at the developments. The lawsuits also seek
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civil penalties from the │
│ defendants to vindicate the public interest,
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as well as monetary damages │
│ for persons who may have been the victims of
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the defendants' unlawful │
│ discrimination.
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│ Organizations Celebrate 10 Yrs of Saving Chi
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ldren's Lives Page 85 │
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│ RICHMOND, Dec. 30 /U.S. Newswire/ -- The Vir
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ginia Department of Motor │
│ Vehicles (DMV), the Concerned Citizens Advoc
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ating Traffic Safety (CCATS) │
│ and the Children's Hospital of the King's Da
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ughters (CHKD) celebrated the │
│ 10th anniversary of Virginia's Child Safety
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Seat Law on Monday, Jan. 4, │
│ 1993, at 11 a.m. in the CHKD Auditorium in N
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orfolk, Va. │
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│ Guest speakers included Del. Thomas W. Moss,
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speaker of the House; Dr. │
│ John M. de Triquet of CHKD and Vince Burgess
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, DMV. Exhibits included │
│ various child safety seat demonstrations and
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safety seats that have been │
│ in crashes. The law, amended July 1, 1992,
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requires all children under │
│ age four to be secured in a federally approv
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ed child safety seat while │
│ riding in a motor vehicle.
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│ According to observational studies, Virginia
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's child safety seat/safety │
│ belt use rate is 72 percent. It has been pr
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oven that if used correctly, │
│ child safety seats are 71 percent effective
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in preventing fatalities, 67 │
│ percent effective in reducing the need for h
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ospitalization and 50 percent │
│ effective in preventing minor injury.
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│ Environment Groups Will Sue to Stop U.S.
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│ WASHINGTON, Dec. 30 /U.S. Newswire/ -- Defen
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ders of Wildlife and others │
│ including Green China, the International Thr
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ee Gorges Coalition, Friends │
│ of the Earth and the Center for Internationa
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l Environmental Law today │
│ notified the commissioner of the Bureau of R
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eclamation (bureau), U.S. │
│ Department of Interior, of the group's inten
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tion to sue the bureau │
│ because of its assistance to the People's Re
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public of China (PRC) in │
│ constructing the controversial Three Gorges
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Dam project. The groups │
│ charge that the bureau's and U.S. Army Corps
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of Engineers' assistance is │
│ illegal because the two services have not co
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nsulted with the U.S. Fish │
│ and Wildlife Service (FWS). The Endangered
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Species Act requires all │
│ federal agencies to consult with FWS on any
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agency action that may affect │
│ an endangered or threatened species. The PR
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C has considered damming the │
│ Three Gorges region of the Yangtze River for
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over 40 years. Now, with │
│ the United States assistance, the PRC is mov
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ing toward its goal of │
│ building the world's largest dam that will c
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ause major human hardship and │
│ ecological destruction to a site that has be
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en compared to the U.S. Grand │
│ Canyon. The dam would disrupt feeding areas
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of the endangered Siberian │
│ crane, harm resting areas and food supplies
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of both the endangered │
│ Yangtze river dolphin and the endangered Chi
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nese alligator, and could │
│ affect feeding areas of the endangered giant
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panda. │
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│ Emerson Radio to world-wide distribution
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│ NORTH BERGEN, N.J.--(BUSINESS WIRE)--Emerson
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Radio Corp., a world-wide │
│ marketer of consumer electronics products ha
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s agreed in principle with a │
│ Joint Venture consisting of Extech Corporati
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on and Robeson Industries │
│ Corp. to the licensing of the Emerson name f
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or world-wide distribution of │
│ certain small kitchen and household applianc
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es. Such license is subject │
│ to approval by the respective Boards of Dire
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ctors of each of Emerson, │
│ Extech and Robeson, and the execution of def
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initive agreements. │
│
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│ Emerson Radio Corp. designs and markets a f
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ull line of popularly priced │
│ consumer electronics products. The scope of
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the Company's products │
│ includes televisions, video cassette recorde
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rs, portable compact disc │
│ players, radios, stereo systems, tape player
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s and recorders, and │
│ microwave ovens.
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│ Robeson Industries Corp. is a leading manuf
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acturer and marketer of │
│ household appliances, which has developed a
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series of value added │
│ accessories and combination kitchen applianc
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e sets. │
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│ Extech Corporation is a public company in th
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e hotel business which │
│ recently entered the home appliance business
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│ ADL Welcomes Release of FBI Statistics on Hat
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│ WASHINGTON, Jan. 4 /U.S. Newswire:
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│ The Anti-Defamation League (ADL) today welco
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med the release of the first │
│ FBI statistics on hate crimes in the United
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States. The data was │
│ compiled by the FBI pursuant to the Hate Cri
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me Satistics Act (HCSA), │
│ passed by Congress in 1990. "The data relea
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sed today is an important │
│ step forward in improving the national respo
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nse to the problem of hate │
│ violence," said Melvin Salberg, ADL's nation
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al chairman, and Abraham H. │
│ Foxman, ADL's national director. "While we
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can be quite certain that │
│ more than 4,558 hate crime incidents occurre
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d in 1991, these first │
│ statistics -- and the fact that more than 2,
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700 law enforcement agencies │
│ across the country participated in the colle
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ction effort -- reflect well │
│ on the FBI's initial outreach and education
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efforts." Since the passage │
│ of the HCSA, ADL has served as a principal r
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esource for the FBI and other │
│ law enforcement agencies in implementing the
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act. ADL and other groups │
│ with expertise in analyzing and responding t
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o hate crimes have │
│ participated in a number of training seminar
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s for state and local law │
│ enforcement authorities on how to identify,
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report, and respond to hate │
│ crimes.
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