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Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv,alt.tv.mwc,rec.answers,alt.answers,news.answers Path: senator-bedfellow.mit.edu!bloom-beacon.mit.edu!news.kei.com!newsfeed.internetmci.com!uwm.edu!msunews!netnews.upenn.edu!news.voicenet.com!news2.noc.netcom.net!noc.netcom.net!ixnews1.ix.netcom.com!netcom.com!dadams From: dadams@netcom.com (Dean Adams) Subject: MARRIED WITH CHILDREN PROGRAM GUIDE (Part 3/5) Message-ID: <dadamsDrCHKy.vx@netcom.com> Followup-To: rec.arts.tv,alt.tv.mwc Summary: Detailed guide and appendix for the Fox TV series. Sender: dadams@netcom6.netcom.com Organization: Worldwide Pants, Inc. Date: Mon, 13 May 1996 13:02:58 GMT Approved: news-answers-request@MIT.Edu Lines: 1737 Xref: senator-bedfellow.mit.edu rec.arts.tv:215248 alt.tv.mwc:8898 rec.answers:20742 alt.answers:17724 news.answers:71747 Archive-name: tv/program-guides/married-with-children/part3 ------------------------------- * MARRIED WITH CHILDREN * ------------------------------- PROGRAM GUIDE by Dean Adams {dadams@netcom.com} http://www.nyx.net/~dnadams (May, 1996) ** EIGHTH SEASON EPISODES (1993-94) ** Regular cast: Ed O'Neill .......................... Al Bundy Katey Sagal ......................... Peggy Bundy Amanda Bearse ....................... Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy Christina Applegate ................. Kelly Bundy David Faustino ...................... Bud Bundy Ted McGinley ........................ Jefferson D'Arcy Buck the Dog ........................ Buck Production staff: Creative Consultant ................. Richard Gurman David Castro Co-Producer ......................... Larry Jacobson Producer ............................ Stacie Lipp John Maxwell Anderson Supervising Producer ................ Kim Weiskopf Associate Producer .................. Michael Greenspon Story Editor ........................ Nancy Neufeld Dog Trainer ......................... Steven Ritt Co-Executive Producer ............... Katherine Green Executive Producer .................. Michael G. Moye Director (primary) #801-815 ......... Tony Singletary Director (primary) #816-826 ......... Gerry Cohen 158. 09/05/93 "A TISKET, A TASKET CAN PEGGY MAKE A BASKET?" (801) {9.2} Kim Weiskopf When Al manages to get prime tickets to an all-star basketball game, Peggy spoils his fun by insisting she come along. Things turn even worse when she trades places with Al just before his former seat is chosen for a $10,000 free-throw contest. Meanwhile, Kelly tries to net herself a basketball player. himself ..................... Vlade Divac himself ..................... Clyde Drexler himself ..................... Xavier McDaniel Team Official ............... Roy Fegan Man Behind Al ............... Gerald Emerick P.A. Announcer .............. Ray Clay 159. 09/12/93 "HOOD IN THE BOYZ" (802) {10.5} Michael G. Moye Al is thrilled when his childhood love asks for his help in dealing with a young tough who's been harassing her at her convenience store. But how does he explain it to Peggy? Ray Ray ..................... Matt Borlenghi Mary Ellen .................. Debra Engle Jackie ...................... Kimberly Paige Bum ......................... Alex Zonn Ray Ray's Girl .............. Skye Bassett Skippy ...................... Chuck LeFever 160. 09/19/93 "PROUD TO BE YOUR BUD" (803) {9.8} Stacie Lipp The family thinks Bud has flipped when they overhear his basement conversations with his "cool" alter-ego, who has grown weary of Bud's failures with women. Also, Al has a battle with a voice mail system in an effort to get parts for the Dodge. Libby ....................... Michelle Nicholas 161. 09/26/93 "LUCK OF THE BUNDYS" (804) {11.2} Richard Gurman When Al's luck starts turning good (along with the rest of the Bundys), he knows that he's doomed... thanks to the Bundy curse. Weasel ...................... Tom LaGrua Sal ......................... Lee Arenberg Louie ....................... J.J. Johnston Policeman ................... Dan Tullis, Jr. Policeman #2 ................ Sean N. Sickner 162. 10/03/93 "BANKING ON MARCY" (805) {11.5} Stacie Lipp / Tony Singletary Marcy's method for overcoming her fear of public speaking involves fantasizing that she's elsewhere, which is a real treat for her audience. Meanwhile, Al gets hooked on rap videos. Moderator ................... Beau Billingslea Dr. Angela .................. Marilyn Kagan 163. 10/10/93 "NO CHICKEN, NO CHECK" (806) {10.7} Ralph Farquhar Confident they can share, Kelly and Bud pool their money to buy a car, which both want--but neither will surrender--for drive-in movie dates. [Note: Bud's middle name is given as "Franklin"] Neuter ...................... Sean O'Bryan Sonya ....................... Viatiare' Jake ........................ Lou Bonacki 164. 10/24/93 "TAKE MY WIFE, PLEASE" (807) {13.2} Teleplay: Peter Gaulke & Eddie Feldmann, Story: Brad Yuen On Halloween night, the Grim Reaper (who looks a lot like Peggy) finally answers Al's unwitting call for death, and then won't leave him alone until one member of his family says they need him. Meanwhile, Marcy convinces Peg, Kelly, and Bud to impersonate the Village People at her party. [Note: the end credits feature everyone continuing to dance to "YMCA"] Ethel ....................... Patrika Darbo Jeannie ..................... Mindy Seeger Kid #1 ...................... Joshua Boyd Belle ....................... Billy Gordon themselves................... The Village People 165. 11/07/93 "SCARED SINGLE" (808) {10.1} Katherine Green / Sam W. Orender Al hires a recent Polk High graduate, who sees him as a hero, and Al takes full advantage by giving the boy the full benefit of his wisdom. Also, while working as the Verminator, Kelly accidentally gets a facefull of bug spray -- which causes her to start behaving very strangely. Aaron ....................... Hill Harper Billy Ray ................... John Bloom Angie ....................... Rose Jackson Heidi ....................... Melissa Behr Woman at Store .............. Tara Karsian Guy ......................... Joe Ochman Marge ....................... Mary Pat Green Emaciated Man ............... Jeff Heston Beautiful Girl .............. Borovnisa Blervaque Meg ......................... Tami Akbar 166. 11/14/93 "NO MA'AM" (809) {10.9} Larry Jacobson When women take over his bowling night... and his nudie bar, Al springs into action and his organization "NO MA'AM" leads a takeover of a talk show called "the masculine feminist". himself ..................... Jerry Springer Officer Dan ................. Dan Tullis, Jr. Bob Rooney .................. E.E. Bell Pete ........................ John Mariano Jim ......................... Trip Hamilton Barney....................... Steve Susskind Roger ....................... Christopher Collins Velma ....................... Harriet Leider Bartender ................... Timothy Omundson Waitress .................... Ingrid Berg Guy #1 ...................... William Palmieri Guy #2 ...................... Frank Noon Bubbles Double Dee .......... Lisa Boyle 167. 11/21/93 "DANCING WITH WEEZIE" (810) {11.9} Richard Gurman Al and Jefferson want to attend the opening of a new sports bar, but their wives insist they instead accompany them to a live performance of "The Jeffersons" Movin' On Up tour. himself ..................... Joe Namath himself ..................... Johnny Bench himself ..................... Ernie Banks Officer Dan ................. Dan Tullis, Jr. Waitress .................... Jillian Johns 168. 11/28/93 "CHANGE FOR A BUCK" (811) {9.8} Kim Weiskopf / Amanda Bearse Lacking attention, Buck decides to run away from home, but the Bundys don't discover that he's been gone for a week --- which is the time limit for dogs at the pound where Buck wound up. Voice of Buck ............... Cheech Marin Floyd the Dog ............... Dom DeLuise Mother ...................... Jeanine Jackson Father ...................... Lenny Wople Timmy ....................... Joshua Boyd Mustafa ..................... Ralph P. Martin 169. 12/12/93 "JUST A LITTLE OFF THE TOP" (812) {9.4} Michael G. Moye / Sam W. Orender Al's back injury requires surgery, but "human error" results in a circumcision instead, requiring him to be sedate for a month, which suddenly isn't easy. Aaron ....................... Hill Harper Doctor ...................... Ron Perkins Jay ......................... Mark Clayman Lee ......................... Terence Winter Dad ......................... Don Maxwell 170. 12/19/93 "THE WORST NOEL" (813) {10.4} Larry Jacobson / Amanda Bearse On christmas eve, Kelly and Bud try to sneak in a jukebox to give to their parents, who are arguing over the proper speed for channel surfing. <no guest cast> 171. 01/16/94 "SOFA SO GOOD" (815) {12.7} Doug McIntyre / Amanda Bearse With Al and Peg away for a family reunion in Wanker County, Bud cedes control of the house to Kelly on Saturday night. Unfortunately her date destroys Peg's beloved couch, thus sending Kelly to meet the maker for a replacement. Mary ........................ Larry Hankin Gunther ..................... Mark Matheisen Naomi ....................... Bryn Erin 172. 01/23/94 "HONEY, I BLEW UP MYSELF" (814) Wayne Kline / Sam W. Orender For Al's birthday, Peggy decides to give him a sexy photo of herself to hang in the shoe store - but the photographer decides to hang a giant version of the same photo right outside the store. Naturally this can not be tolerated, so Al enlists the help of Marcy's feminist group "FANG" (Feminists Against Neanderthal Guys) to eliminate the offending image. Meanwhile, Kelly and Bud can't seem to find the right present for Al. [Note: there is an extra "present" scene with Al, Kelly, and Bud during the end credits] Aaron ....................... Hill Harper Dabbs ....................... Tom Silardi Enid ........................ Winifred Freedman Sloan ....................... Michael Lowry Patrick ..................... Michael Anthony Vaccaro 173. 02/06/94 "HOW GREEN WAS MY APPLE" (816) {11.4} Katherine Green / Gerry Cohen An apple grows on a Bundy tree, but hangs over the D'Arcy's yard, prompting a property dispute that turns ugly... and explosive. [Note: during the end credits Al and Jefferson fight over another apple, but Buck beats them to it; Katherine Green is listed as the sole Executive Producer for this episode] Inspector ................... Gary Coleman Surveyor .................... Danny Bonaduce Manager ..................... Dave Madden Girl ........................ Joni Allen 174. 02/13/94 "VALENTINE'S DAY MASSACRE" (818) {11.1} Cindy Begel Bud sets out to respond to a long-lost valentine card, while Al battles other husbands at a store for last-minute Valentine's Day shoppers. Omar ........................ Avner Garbi Greta ....................... Jane Lynch Betty ....................... Paddi Edwards Mac ......................... Charles Bouvier Bodyguard ................... Dan Doherty Mayhem ...................... Jeff Bennett Woman ....................... Stephanie Dicker Pinworm ..................... David Carrera Crystal ..................... Julie Condra Douglas Rita ........................ Lorna Scott 175. 02/20/94 "GET OUTTA DODGE" (817) {10.2} Mark Driscoll / Sam W. Orender When Al is forced to sell the Dodge, an auto executive offers him a brand-new Viper in exchange for filming his old car hitting the million mile mark. Meanwhile, Kelly tries to find "Waldo". [Note: the end credits feature more of Al driving the Dodge through the desert] Officer Dan ................. Dan Tullis, Jr. Bill Ellis .................. Todd Sussman Lisa ........................ Stefanie Ridel Fanatic ..................... Richard Assad Japanese Man ................ Michael Hagiwara Criminal .................... Bert L. Cook Mobster #1 .................. David Garubard Wino Gal .................... Maray Ayres Wino Guy .................... William Bookston 176. 02/27/94 "FIELD OF SCREAMS" (819) {10.8} Al Aidekman Al protests the proposed destruction of his high-school football field to build a new auto plant. Meanwhile, Bud and Buck suffer unusal side effects after Kelly (The Verminator) tests a new pesticide on them called "Springtime in Baghdad". Aaron ....................... Hill Harper TV Announcer ................ Tiiu Leek Sascha ...................... Julie Benz 177. 03/20/94 "THE D'ARCY FILES" (820) {9.8} Ilunga Adell Jefferson reveals his secret past as a spy to Marcy, and Al gets an offer for a $50,000 reward from the man who is trying to find him. [Note: the end credits feature Buck watching baseball on TV] Walter Traugott ............. Robert Mandan 178. 04/10/94 "NOONER OR NOTHING" (822) {10.1} Nancy Neufeld Peg must coerce Al into a romantic act in order to win a prize from a radio show. Meanwhile the Bundy kids wait in line at the mall for rock concert tickets. himself ..................... Rick Dees Dexter ...................... Chi McBride Ann ......................... Stacy Ferguson Pete ........................ Pete Steinfeld Leona ....................... Helen Siff Frieda ...................... Helen Faraday Barbara ..................... Kelly Goodman B.B.R. Fan #1 ............... Nelson Parks Kevin ....................... Douglas Christopher Penelope .................... Nicole Nagorsky 179. 04/24/94 "RIDE SCARE" (825) {10.5} Nancy Neufeld / Sam W. Orender Al opposes forced car pooling until he learns that three lingerie models are in his group, which is then chosen to promote a campaign to clean up Chicago. Naomi ....................... Sandra Korn Alderman Johnson ............ Paul Eisenhauer Alexis ...................... Jane Abbott Monique ..................... Shannon K. Dunn Paulina ..................... Debra Christopherson 180. 05/01/94 "LEGEND OF IRONHEAD HAYNES" (821) {10.7} Katherine Green When a fat woman's complaint forces Al to stop insulting his customers, he and his men's club "NO MA'AM" (National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood), seek out a legendary guru of machismo to teach them how to battle political correctness. [Note: Katherine Green is listed as the sole Executive Producer for this episode; the end credits feature Al sneaking into the garage to get food from a hidden refrigerator] Ironhead Haynes ............. Waylon Jennings Aaron ....................... Hill Harper Officer Dan ................. Dan Tullis, Jr. Bob Rooney .................. E.E. Bell Barney ...................... Steve Susskind Woman #2 .................... Sheila Grenham Roger ....................... Christopher Collins 181. 05/08/94 "ASSAULT AND BATTERIES" (824) {10.2} David Castro / Sam W. Orender A simple attempt to exchange some batteries becomes a trial for Al when a computer goes down and traps him inside a store. Meanwhile, Kelly and Bud celebrate a birthday for Buck. [Note: this episode aired as part of a 3-D "Fox-o-rama" special; the end credits feature Al and Peg wearing 3-D glasses and looking at the names scroll by on the screen. Peg says: "I don't get it"] Voice of Buck ............... Cheech Marin Old Lady .................... Jean Speegle Howard Checker #1 .................. Jan Hoag Checker #2 .................. Brian Reddy Man ......................... Biff Yeager Paramedic ................... Gary Simpson Customer #1 ................. Cynthia Frost Customer #2 ................. Craig Benton 182. 05/15/94 "AL GOES DEEP" (826) {9.5} Garry Bowren & Laurie Lee-Goss / Amanda Bearse Jefferson bets on a college football game he is guaranteed to win, but that's before the quarterback is blitzed by the Blonde Bundy. Chad ........................ Curnal Aulisio TV Announcer ................ Ron Pitts Stab Wound .................. Edward Blanchard Maria ....................... Marcia Del Mar 183. 05/22/94 "KELLY KNOWS SOMETHING" (823) Al Aidekman / Amanda Bearse Lacking the "personality" to appear on a sports-trivia game show, Al tries to transfer his knowledge to Kelly -- but for each fact she takes in, another falls out. Also, Al enjoys another episode of "Psycho Dad". Traney ...................... Neal Lerner Mike ........................ Alex Nevil Max ......................... Mary-Pat Green Tony ........................ Michael Cannizzo The Host .................... Todd Christensen --==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==-- ------------------------------- * MARRIED WITH CHILDREN * ------------------------------- ** NINTH SEASON EPISODES (1994-95) ** Regular cast: Ed O'Neill .......................... Al Bundy Katey Sagal ......................... Peggy Bundy Amanda Bearse ....................... Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy Christina Applegate ................. Kelly Bundy David Faustino ...................... Bud Bundy Ted McGinley ........................ Jefferson D'Arcy Buck the Dog ........................ Buck Production staff: Co-Producer ......................... David Castro Michael Greenspon Producer ............................ Larry Jacobson John Maxwell Anderson Supervising Producer ................ Stacie Lipp Co-Executive Producer ............... Richard Gurman Kim Weiskopf Executive Producer .................. Michael G. Moye Katherine Green Creative Consultant ................. Ralph Farquhar Russell Marcus Story Editor ........................ Alison Taylor Dog Trainer ......................... Steven Ritt Director (primary) .................. Gerry Cohen 184. 09/04/94 "SHOEWAY TO HEAVEN" (901) Teleplay: Nancy Steen, Story: Carl Studebaker / Gerry Cohen In the ninth-season opener, nostalgia brings fortune to Al and Jefferson after they stumble upon a crate of fashionable shoes from the 70's. Meanwhile, exotic-insect bites force Kelly to always tell the truth. [Note: Katey Sagal was on maternity leave and only appears by "phone"; the end credits contain the following message: "In Loving Memory of James Maura"] Dominique ................... Tawny Kitaen Billy Ray Wetnap ............ John Bloom Shoemaker ................... Richard Stahl Woman #1 .................... Barbara Sammeth Woman #2 .................... Jodi Taffel Woman #3 .................... Rosie Taravella TV Announcer ................ John O'Connell herself ..................... Terry Murphy 185. 09/11/94 "DRIVING MR. BOONDY" (902) Donald Beck / Gerry Cohen Bud is Al's driving examiner when dad goes to renew his license; Marcy gets Kelly a job at the bank after Jefferson's advice loses Kelly her job as 'The Verminator'. [Note: new opening credits] Mr. Blithers ................ Oliver Muirhead Heidi ....................... Nicole Nagel Ahmed ....................... Isa Totah Bank President .............. Greg Callahan Test Examiner ............... Jeffrey Winner Man ......................... Wesley Leong DVS Woman ................... Deborah Lee Hall Bank Customer ............... Gene Steichen 186. 09/18/94 "KELLY BREAKS OUT" (903) Larry Jacobson / Gerry Cohen Kelly is hired as the spokesmodel for a new beer only to realize that her career isn't the only thing "breaking out" when a zit might just cancel her first commercial, unless Uncle Sticky's pimple potion comes to the rescue. Stage Manager ............... Michael F. Clarke Director .................... Clio Augusto Chinese Actor ............... Dennis Phun Cameraman #1 ................ Don Brunner Lola ........................ Dot Jones 187. 09/25/94 "NAUGHTY BUT NIECE" (904) David Castro / Gerry Cohen Bud's intense studying for a scholarship exam makes him periodically nod off. So is his passionate encounter with Marcy's niece a dream or is it for real? Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester Amber ....................... Juliet Tablak Cherise ..................... Heather Paige Kent Genghis ..................... Joseph Reitman Breezy ...................... Kirsten Holmquist 188. 10/02/94 "BUSINESS SUCKS (part 1)" (905) Richard Gurman / Gerry Cohen Marcy leads a protest after Al banishes a shoe-store customer for nursing her baby. This prompts a counter-protest by NO MA'AM. Meanwhile, train accidents delay Peggy's return home. [Note: Peggy returns at the end of this episode; end credits say "To be continued, Same Bundy Time, Same Bundy Channel"] Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester Miranda Cardinal ............ Teresa Parente Wendell ..................... Jack Riley Rebecca ..................... Cynthia Steele Sylvia ...................... Jean Spiegle Howard Lucille ..................... Gretchen Palmer Connie ...................... Terri J. Vaughn Eartha ...................... Annie O'Donnell Bob Rooney .................. E.E. Bell Dot ......................... Dot Jones Poindexter .................. David J. Poindexter Sadie ....................... Rachel Winfree Butcher...................... Joe Costanza 189. 10/09/94 "BUSINESS STILL SUCKS (part 2)" (906) Stacie Lipp / Gerry Cohen Conclusion. Al concocts a plan to rid the store of nursing mothers, but will it hold up when the owner arrives? Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester Gary ........................ Janet Carroll Officer Dan ................. Dan Tullis, Jr. Miranda Cardinal ............ Teresa Parente Bob Rooney .................. E.E. Bell Marge ....................... Mary-Pat Green Poindexter .................. David J. Poindexter Rebecca ..................... Cynthia Steele Helga ....................... Marla Cotovsky Dot ......................... Dot Jones 190. 10/16/94 "DIAL B FOR VIRGIN" (907) Wayne Kline / Amanda Bearse Bud's community-service assignment is the one he's least suited for: counseling virgins on the brink of temptation. Meanwhile, Al and Peg go to the video store. [Note: a "Dutch" poster is on the wall in the store; the following x-rated film titles are given: Schindler's Lust, Joy Slut Club, Forrest Hump, Mrs. Assfire, Booty and the Beast, Silence of the Loins] Esther ...................... Monica Creel Miss Hardaway ............... Beverly Archer Judy ........................ Rhonda Aldrich Security Guard .............. Phill Lodwick Clerk ....................... Bodhi Pine Elfman 191. 10/23/94 "SLEEPLESS IN CHICAGO" (908) Katherine Green / Katherine Green Jefferson learns the Barbie doll he's bought for Marcy is worth a small fortune, so he asks Al for a big favor: sleep next to Marcy while he trades dolls. In exchange, Al gets to keep a prized first edition copy of "Big Un's". Amber ....................... Juliet Tablak Barbiephile ................. Allan Trautman Auctioneer .................. Kenneth Danziger 192. 11/06/94 "NO POT TO PEASE IN" (909) John Glenn Houston / Gerry Cohen Kelly's rejected for a sitcom role, but her description of her family inspires the producer to change the show into a reflection of Bundy life. [Note: end credits feature a photo of the Bundy's with their TV counterparts from this episode] Ronald N. Michaels........... George Wyner Patty ....................... Lisa Kaseman Mel ......................... Richard Kelly Young Lou ......................... Steve Hack Ben ......................... Bruce Fine Maria ....................... Jennifer Massey Security Guard .............. J.J. Johnston Washington .................. Mark Barriere Woman #1 .................... Rochelle Swanson Woman #2 .................... Amber Van Lent Carrie ...................... Alexandra Ann McLeod 193. 11/13/94 "DUD BOWL" (910) Kim Weiskopf / Gerry Cohen Al is turned into to a tackling dummy when his big mouth brings on a grudge football match between Polk High and their old rival team. himself ..................... John S. Reynolds himself ..................... Bubba Smith himself ..................... Ken Stabler himself ..................... Lawrence Taylor Bob Rooney .................. E.E. Bell Jack Franklin ............... Stan Ivar Thad ........................ Drew Pillsbury Rodent ...................... Dean Norris Speedy ...................... Chuck Lefever Cigarette Girl .............. Hillary Davis Samuel ...................... Darryl Henriques Bartender ................... Michael Leopard Mrs. Bubba Smith ............ Michelle Harrell Mrs. Taylor ................. Dawn Reed 194. 11/27/94 "A MAN FOR NO SEASONS" (911) Kim Weiskopf / Amanda Bearse In response to the strike, Al and NO MA'AM help to organize a "working man's" baseball league -- sponsored by nudie bars. Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester himself ..................... Mike Piazza himself ..................... Bret Saberhagen himself ..................... Danny Tartabull himself ..................... Frank Thomas himself ..................... Dave Winfield himself ..................... Joe Morgan Bob Rooney .................. E.E. Bell Officer Dan ................. Dan Tullis, Jr. Sticky ...................... Pat Millicano Ike ......................... Tom McCleister Akbar ....................... Shaun Tour 195. 12/11/94 "I WANT MY PSYCHO DAD (part 1)" (913) Barry Gold / Gerry Cohen Al leads his men's group NO MA'AM in a protest against the cancellation of his favorite TV show "Psycho Dad". Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester Bob Rooney .................. E.E. Bell Officer Dan ................. Dan Tullis, Jr. Ike ......................... Tom McCleister Psycho Dad .................. Andrew Prine Miranda Cardinal ............ Teresa Parente Cameraman ................... Bill Lee Brown 196. 12/18/94 "I WANT MY PSYCHO DAD: SECOND BLOOD (part 2)" (914) David Castro / Gerry Cohen Conclusion. Thanks to Jefferson's pull, Al gets to address the U.S. Senate about having "Psycho Dad" put back on the air. Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester Bob Rooney .................. E.E. Bell Officer Dan ................. Dan Tullis, Jr. Ike ......................... Tom McCleister Pam ......................... T.C. Warner Geronimo .................... Barry Wiggins Chopper ..................... Michael Philip Tom ......................... Joseph Reitman Senator Furman .............. J. Patrick McCormack 197. 01/08/95 "THE NAKED AND THE DEAD, BUT MOSTLY THE NAKED" (912) Michael G. Moye / Sam W. Orender To check out their husband's claim of "totally innocent fun", Peggy and her friends accompany their husbands to the nudie bar. Meanwhile, Kelly lands a part in a weight-loss commercial. Charlie ..................... Shabaka Barry Henly Helen ....................... Jo Anne Hart Bob Rooney .................. E.E. Bell Ike ......................... Tom McCleister Mark ........................ Leland Orser Louise ...................... Alix Elias Frannie ..................... Carol Ann Susi Brandi ...................... Brandy Sanders Peter ....................... Michael Caldwell Mai Lin ..................... Fumi Shishino Rocki Mountains ............. Letha Weapons Iqbal ....................... Iqbal Theba Diane ....................... Judy Carmen Stage Manager ............... Kevin Schon 198. 01/15/95 "KELLY TAKES A SHOT" (915) [01/06/05] Al Aidekman / Amanda Bearse Bud helps Kelly to audition for a part in a commercial. Meanwhile, Al battles a bird keeping him awake at night. Amber ....................... Juliet Tablak Fryer Tuck .................. Dion Anderson Beth ........................ Katherine Olsen 199. 02/05/95 "GET THE DODGE OUT OF HELL" (917) [01/20/95] Larry Jacobson / Gerry Cohen Al's Dodge mysteriously disappears during a trip to the car wash. Just as mysteriously, Steve Rhoades makes a return appearance. [Note: this episode ended with the on-screen caption: "For Your Emmy Consideration, Thank You Very Much" Following this episode was the special "The Best of Bundy: Married... With Children's 200th Episode"] Steve Rhodes ................ David Garrison Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester Mikey ....................... Michael Faustino* Employee #1 ................. Ian Gomez Employee #2 ................. Rick Batalla Mr. D'Player................. Pierre Gonneau 200. 02/12/95 "25 YEARS AND WHAT HAVE YOU GOT?" (918) [02/03/95] Donald Beck / Sam W. Orender Al is in trouble when Buck buries Peg's anniversary gift in the backyard. [Note: this episode was also listed with the title "25 YEARS AND WHAT DO YOU GET"] Dave ........................ Marty Rackham Chance ...................... David Drumond Sven ........................ John Robert Lafleur 201. 02/19/95 "SHIP HAPPENS (part 1)" (919) [02/10/95] Michele Wolff / Gerry Cohen The Bundy's and the D'Arcy's hit the high seas when Peggy wins a Caribbean cruise. himself ..................... Wolfman Jack Gretchen .................... Lisa Stahl Julie ....................... Mary Garripoli 202. 02/26/95 "SHIP HAPPENS (part 2)" (920) Katherine Green / Gerry Cohen Conclusion. The Bundy's vacation cruise takes a turn for the worst when their ship (the Sea Dodge) sinks. himself ..................... Gilbert Gottfried Miranda Cardinal ............ Teresa Parente Joy ......................... Hannah Eckstein Reporter #1 ................. Leilani Jones Wilmore Reporter #2 ................. Keith Sellon-Wright Reporter #3 ................. Kevin McBride Reporter #4 ................. Melissa Chan Reporter #5 ................. Scott Hartman 203. 03/12/95 "SOMETHING LARRY THIS WAY COMES" (916) [01/13/95] Alison Taylor / Amanda Bearse Kelly gets a big break at the Larry Storch School of Acting, but when Gary knocks out Larry Storch, Al must come to her rescue. himself ..................... Larry Storch Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester Gary ........................ Janet Carroll Woman ....................... Lynn Ann Leveridge 204. 03/26/95 "AND BINGO WAS HER GAME-O?" (921) [02/24/95] Laurie Lee-Goss & Garry Bowren / Gerry Cohen Peggy wins ten thousand dollars at a big bingo tournament. Meanwhile, and Al and the "NO-MAAM" club spend the night choosing a new official beer. Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester Bob Rooney .................. E.E. Bell Ceil ........................ Jean Speegle Howard Ike ......................... Tom McCleister Mullen ...................... Clint Howard Babs ........................ Rusty Schwimmer Elmo ........................ Peter Spellos Abdula ...................... Vick Sabitjian Bingo Caller ................ Pat Crawford Brown impersonations .............. Julia Kato 205. 04/09/95 "USER FRIENDLY" (923) [03/10/95] Russell Marcus / Sam W. Orender Bud gets hooked on a virtual reality sex experiment, while Al becomes obsessed with an electrical switch that has an unknown function. Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester Amber ....................... Juliet Tablak Bob Rooney .................. E.E. Bell Dr. Kessler ................. J.D. Cullum Sandy ....................... Elaine Hendrix Bruno ....................... John Kendall 206. 04/30/95 "PUMP FICTION" (925) Kim Weiskopf & David Castro / Gerry Cohen When Kelly and Al collaborate in making a movie about shoes (titled "SHEOS"), for Kelly's acting class, they win a grant of ten thousand dollars from the National Endowment of the Arts to make another film. [Note: this episode was followed by the "My Favorite Married" special] Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester Bob Rooney .................. E.E. Bell Ike ......................... Tom McCleister Marshall .................... Tom Henschel Devin ....................... Miles Arreola Gwen ........................ Jennifer Echols Colleen ..................... Shae Marks Babette ..................... Wanda Acuna Eileen ...................... Vene Lynn Arcoraci Darlene ..................... Dawn Radenbaugh Alderman .................... Mark Voland Justine ..................... Elisha Choice 207. 05/07/95 "RADIO FREE TRUMAINE" (926R) [04/07/95] Richard Gurman & Stacie Lipp / Gerry Cohen On WHIP Radio, the campus station at the college Bud attends, Oliver Cole and Mark Campbell host several hours of unconventional and overlooked programming. After a probing interview divulging the past of Trumaine's Dean of Students, Steve Rhodes, both Oliver and Mark are kicked off the airwaves and out of school. To get revenge on her ex-husband, Marcy D'Arcy leads a feeble on-air protest against their expulsion. The protest does not attract much attention, but when Bud's desperate attempt to steal the affections of April away from Nickolai, a ruggedly handsome basketball star is broadcast over the station, "Hot Talk With April" is born, the station --and Mark and Oliver-- become popular and Dean Rhodes allows them to stay at Trumaine and on WHIP Radio. [Note: this episode was the second new series pilot broadcast as an episode of Married With Children] Steve Rhodes ................ David Garrison Oliver ...................... Eric Dane Mark ........................ Andrew Kavovit Nickolai .................... Timothy Elwell April ....................... Keri Russell Stoner ...................... Joseph D. Reitman 208. 05/14/95 "SHOELESS AL" (924) Bootsie / Amanda Bearse An insurance agent is assigned to make sure Al is afraid to wear shoes to corroborate his law suit agianst the mall that claims he is afraid of shoes after being tied up by burglers at work. However he must decide between the money from the settlement or winning the bowling championship when he is not allowed to bowl barefoot. Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester Bob Rooney .................. E.E. Bell Mary-Pat .................... Mary-Pat Green Leslie Baum ................. Charlie Dell Milt ........................ Michael Rothhaar Brenda ...................... Susan Varon Marv ........................ Mike Finneran 209. 05/21/95 "THE UNDERGRADUATE" (922) [03/03/95] Fran E. Kaufer / Amanda Bearse Kelly's 12 year-old secret admirer bribes her into escorting him to his junior prom. Robby ....................... Noah Segan Stitch ...................... William Gallo Mr. Bennett ................. Harry S. Murphy Principal ................... Damien Leake Tommy ....................... Christopher Miranda Refreshment Guy ............. Brad Parker Megan ....................... Lynsey Bartilson Jenny ....................... Jessica Smith Julie ....................... Krystin Moore Delivery Man ................ Bert L. Cook Donald ...................... Matt Zusser --==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==-- ------------------------------- * MARRIED WITH CHILDREN * ------------------------------- ** TENTH SEASON EPISODES (1995-96) ** Regular cast: Ed O'Neill .......................... Al Bundy Katey Sagal ......................... Peggy Bundy Amanda Bearse ....................... Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy Christina Applegate ................. Kelly Bundy David Faustino ...................... Bud Bundy Ted McGinley ........................ Jefferson D'Arcy Buck the Dog ........................ Buck (eps. 1001-1003) Lucky the Dog ....................... Lucky (eps. 1003-1026) Production staff: Executive Creative Consultant ....... Michael G. Moye Supervising Producer ................ Russell Marcus Co-Executive Producer ............... Stacie Lipp Executive Producer .................. Richard Gurman Kim Weiskopf Co-Producer ......................... Michael Greenspon Producer ............................ John Maxwell Anderson Consulting Producer ................. Jim Herzfeld Calvin Brown, Jr. Dog Trainer ......................... Steven Ritt Director (primary) .................. Gerry Cohen 210. 09/17/95 "GUESS WHO'S COMING TO BREAKFAST, LUNCH AND DINNER" (1002) Russell Marcus / Gerry Cohen Bud finally decides to move out of the house and converts the basement into his love palace. But his old bedroom doesn't stay vacant for long when Peggy's parents split up, sending her gargantuan mother fleeing to Chicago to take up residence with the Bundys, much to Al's horror. Seeing the only possible solution, a miserable Al ventures to Wanker County with the hope of convincing Peg's father Ephraim to make up with his wife. Ephraim Wanker .............. Tim Conway Jamie ....................... Jennifer Aspen Peg's Mom (V.O.) ............ Kathleen Freeman Twichy ...................... Eric Floyd Clyde ....................... Gunther Jensen 211. 09/24/95 "A SHOE ROOM WITH A VIEW" (1001) [08/18/95] Richard Gurman & Stacie Lipp / Gerry Cohen Al convinces his boss Gary to open an aerobics studio next to the shoe store thinking it will attract beautiful women to the mall. However, his grand plan backfires upon discovering the studio caters to those who are "calorically challenged". To solve the problem, Al, with the help of Kelly, persuades Gary to hire Latino hunk Ramon to teach classes in an effort to attract a more desirable clientele. Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester Gary ........................ Janet Carroll Bob Rooney .................. E.E. Bell Ike ......................... Tom McCleister Ramon ....................... Marco Sanchez Matilda ..................... Dancia Sheridan Cynthia ..................... Jennifer Echols Arlene ...................... Sonya Eddy Rebecca ..................... Jami Music Melissa ..................... Meilani Paul Taylor ...................... Marci Brickhouse Chantal ..................... Shana Wall Sally ....................... Maureen Costa 212. 10/01/95 "REQUIEM FOR A DEAD BRIARD" (1003) [09/01/95] Michael Moye / Gerry Cohen As the Bundys return from Buck's funeral, we cut to Heaven's Gate where Buck waits for entry. He believes that due to his pathetic life, his spirit will be reassigned. Meanwhile, the family tries to console Kelly by bringing her new pets and holding a seance to contact Buck. When a Cocker Spaniel puppy shows up at the house, we realize (to Buck's dismay) that he has been reassigned to the Bundys in the form of the puppy. This episode ends with the following message on the screen: "Dedicated to Buck the Dog who with this episode begins a well earned retirement and hopefully a nice gig at stud. We'll miss you, Buddy, lift a leg. -The Producers." [Note: the end credits are over a picture of Buck] Father Guido Sarducci ....... Don Novello Peg's Mom ................... Kathleen Freeman Felix D. Katt/Mouse Lawyer .. Kevin Schon Voice of Tweety and Bailiff . Roger Rose Thomas ...................... Ben Stein 213. 10/08/95 "REVEREND AL" (1004) [09/08/95] Kim Weiskopf / Gerry Cohen Al and the NO MA'AM guys decide to form the "Church of NO MA'AM" in order to avoid paying beer tax. The movement gains momentum and Al becomes a televangelist preaching the NO MA'AM way of life. Marcy breaks into the studio during a taping and exposes Al as a fraud with a videotape of him taking Peg to a nice dinner, the theater and a motel. [Note: this episode has new 10th season opening credits, featuring Lucky the Dog] Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester Bob Rooney .................. E.E. Bell Ike ......................... Tom McCleister Miranda Cardinal ............ Teresa Parente Sticky ...................... Benjamin Lum Splib ....................... Andrew Craig Mail Carrier ................ Robb Skyler Dot ......................... Dot Jones Congregation Member ......... Harvy Blanks Archimedes .................. Peter Hughes Halla ....................... Lisa Marie Scott Luyah ....................... Jeanine Michelle 214. 10/15/95 "HOW BLEEN WAS MY KELLY" (1005) Daniel O'Keefe / Amanda Bearse Kelly is researching to play the part of a scientist and discovers a new color "bleen", (a cross between blood and green) when she mixes some chemicals together. She brings the mixture home and Al discovers that Bleen grows hair, but it also has a terrible side effect. Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester Bob Rooney .................. E.E. Bell Ike ......................... Tom McCleister Scientist ................... Gene Wolande Bald No Ma'am Guy #1......... Joseph G. Medalis Bald No Ma'am Guy #1......... George Hirschmann Sexy Woman .................. Barbara Baldieri 215. 10/22/95 "THE WEAKER SEX" (1006) Dvora Inwood / Amanda Bearse Peggy and Marcy enroll in a self-defense class, much to the chagrin of Al, who thinks that a woman could never be as manly as a man. But when Peg wrestles a pickpocket while Al stands idly by, the local news hears about it and labels Al a weasely man; he then must devise a scheme to win back his self respect. Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester Miranda Cardinal ............ Teresa Parente Ghengis ..................... Joseph D. Reitman Dot ......................... Dot Jones Thunder ..................... Jody Mullenax Camera Person ............... Jonathan Fahn Biker Chick ................. Deanna Booher Bartender ................... Mike McKenna Guy in Line ................. Steve Valentine Biker ....................... Bruce Michael Paine Interviewer ................. Jeb Stuart 216. 10/29/95 "FLIGHT OF THE BUMBLEBEE" (1007) Calvin Brown, Jr. / Gerry Cohen In order to join the NO MA'AM group, Bud must go through an initiation process where he must crash a televised wrestling match in order to get an autograph of King Kong Bundy. Bud not only gains backstage access by dressing up in a bumblebee suit, he ends up in the ring facing the star wrestler as well. Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester Bob Rooney .................. E.E. Bell Ike ......................... Tom McCleister Sticky ...................... Benjamin Lum Frannie ..................... Carol Ann Susi Louise ...................... Alix Elias himself ..................... King Kong Bundy Bouncer ..................... Michael Clark Duncan Natalie ..................... Carrie Genzel Ring Announcer .............. Jimmy Lennon, Jr. Referee ..................... Frank Lloyd Anytime ..................... Neriah Davis Girl Witch .................. Kate Weiskpof 217. 11/05/95 "BLONDE AND BLONDER" (1008) Stacie Lipp & Richard Gurman / Gerry Cohen Kelly and her best friend from high school go to their class reunion to find out that the nerdiest quy is now a rich hunk. The girls decide to compete to see who can have their way with him first. Back at home, Marcy's bank is having a "guns for toys" drive. In the spirit of giving, the Bundys donate some toy guns for the occasion. Ashley ...................... Heidi Mark Peg's Mom ................... Kathleen Freeman Fawn ........................ Lisa Boyle Mindy ....................... Lisa Picotte Eric ........................ Casper Van Dien Jessica ..................... Sarahann Morris Fireman Roberto ............. Armando Garza Debbie ...................... Tina New Policeman ................... Bert L. Cook Chad ........................ Troy Fromin 218. 11/19/95 "THE TWO THAT GOT AWAY" (1011) Al Aidekman / Amanda Bearse Al and Jefferson go fishing, but when they arrive at the lodge they are told that Sandy Beach, a famous actress, has taken their reservation and there are no more cabins available. When Al and Jefferson return home, they discover that they have a naked picture of Sandy in a hot tub, and they hold a tabloid auction to see which publication will offer the highest price. Meanwhile, Bud and Kelly take Lucky to a commercial audition for Hungry Puppy Dog food, and the only way Lucky will perform is if Kelly demonstrates the tricks first. herself ..................... Shannon Tweed Randolph .................... Joe Sagal Director .................... Leland Orser The Trash ................... Alden Millikan Inga ........................ Shae Marks Star Disher ................. Jasmin Paul Helga ....................... Donna D'Errico Stage Mom ................... Mary Harper-Johns [Daily Scandal ............... Joey Dente] [TV Announcer (V.O.) ......... Kevin Schoen] 219. 11/26/95 "DUD BOWL II" (1009) Kim Weiskopf / Gerry Cohen Marcy's bank, Kyoto National, plans to donate a new scoreboard to Polk High and name it after Polk's most famous football legend. Al, having scored four touchdowns in a single game, assumes that it is him; but, Marcy hates Al and is determined to find another former Polk football star. And, when she discovers that Terry Bradshaw once attended Polk for 2 months, she is certain that she has found her man. himself ..................... Terry Bradshaw Cheerleader ................. Jennifer Wade [Newscaster (V.O.) ........... Roger Rose] 220. 12/03/95 "BEARLY MEN" (1010) [11/03/95] Russell Marcus / Gerry Cohen When the Bundys travel to Wanker County to persuade Peg's dad to come retrieve his wife, Al and Bud must somehow prove their manliness to Peg's dad. They go hunting and bring back what they think is a dead bear they found in the woods. Back in Chicago they are in for a big surprise when the bear wakes up from hibernation and wreaks havoc on the Bundys and the city. Ephraim Wanker .............. Tim Conway Peg's Mom (V.O.) ............ Kathleen Freeman Vendor ...................... Frank Lloyd Gang Guy..................... Algelo Vacco Mamie ....................... Vicki E. Milbourne 221. 12/10/95 "LOVE CONQUERS AL" (1013) [12/01/95] Paul Corrigan & Brad Walsh / Amanda Bearse Al and Peg go with her father and mother to Dr. Richelieu's marriage retreat and water slide park, hoping to patch things up between the two. At home, Kelly invites her new lust interest, Carlos, over to the house. Carlos agrees to the date only if Bud will keep his virginal sister, Esmerelda, occupied. Ephraim Wanker .............. Tim Conway Carlos ...................... Mark Esponoza Dr. Richelieu ............... Edward Hibbert Esmerelda ................... Christina Solis Fawn ........................ Lisa Boyle Pancake ..................... Tiffany Granath Clown ....................... Kevin Lee Bickford Phillip ..................... David Sederholm Naomi ....................... Glori Golding 222. 12/17/95 "I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S BUTTER" (1012) [11/17/95] Scott Zimbler & Joel Valentincic / Sam W. Orender Al gives a lonely Griff 20 free minutes on 1-900-YUMMY for Christmas, a phone sex line that soon has Griff hooked as a regular customer. When Al discovers who the voice of Griff's phone sex partner really is he then tries to keep Griff from going through with his plan of asking "Butter" to spend the holidays with him. Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester Bob Rooney .................. E.E. Bell Ike ......................... Tom McCleister Officer Dan ................. Dan Tullis, Jr. Belinda ..................... Danica Sheridan Cindy ....................... Venessia Valentino Bobby ....................... Dijon Williams Peg's Mom (V.O.) ............ Kathleen Freeman Butter (V.O.) ............... Jennifer Martin 223. 01/07/96 "THE HOOD, THE BUD AND THE KELLY (PART 1)" (1014) Davora Inwood / Gerry Cohen Al buys a satellite dish from a discount store and he and Jefferson insist on installing it themselves. Also, Bud borrows money from the Mob to finance an exercise video starring Kelly and Latin hunk Rafael. During the shoot Kelly and Rafael get into a huge fight, each storming off to their dressing rooms. At the end of Part 1, Bud finds out that the backers of the video are dangerous hoods who threaten his life should the video not get made. To save himself, Bud must get Kelly and Ramon to finish the video. Gino ........................ Richard Moll Vito ........................ Perry Anzilotti Rafael ...................... John Carlos Frey Ariel ....................... Jennifer Lyons Farrah ...................... Lisa Arturo Jacklyn ..................... Melissa DeSousa Kate ........................ Veronica De La Cruz 224. 01/14/96 "THE HOOD, THE BUD AND THE KELLY (PART 2)" (1015) Daniel O'Keefe / Gerry Cohen Bud must complete his video by 5:00 PM or else he will be swimming with the fishes in cement boots. And, the fact that Kelly and Rafael both insist on being the one and only star has Bud sweating to complete his project before The Mob's deadline of 5PM. Meanwhile, Peg and Marcie think that the guys are totally useless since they have been on the roof trying to install the satellite dish for hours. But, the guys are not useless, they just have no use for the women and have retreated to the roof as their new safe haven. Gino ........................ Richard Moll Vito ........................ Perry Anzilotti Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester Bob Rooney .................. E.E. Bell Ike ......................... Tom McCleister Officer Dan ................. Dan Tullis, Jr. Rafael ...................... John Carlos Frey Louise ...................... Alix Elias Bebe ........................ J.J. Johnston Frannie ..................... Carol Ann Susi Farrah ...................... Lisa Arturo Kate ........................ Veronica De La Cruz Jacklyn ..................... Melissa DeSousa 225. 02/04/96 "CALENDAR GIRL" (1016) Fran E. Kaufer / Amanda Bearse Al and Bud get competitive with Floyd Babcock (owner of the rival shoe store in the mall) and his son, Little Floyd, when Bud and Little Floyd must complete a project for their business class. Bud's idea is to make a "Women of Trumaine" calendar; when he hires Crystal, a gorgeous co-ed, to be the calendar's cover girl, Al and Floyd decide to put their money together and take the project national. Crystal is strangely reluctant to "go national" in a string bikini and Bud must work overtime to convince her to pose. [Note: the end credits feature Bud still staring into an empty TV screen] Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester Floyd ....................... Victor Raider-Wexler Crystal ..................... Krista Allen Little Floyd ................ John Patrick White Pilgrim Girl ................ Patty Breton Woman #1 .................... Tina New TV Host ..................... Robin Krieger 226. 02/11/96 "THE AGONY AND THE EXTRA C" (1019) Jimmy Alack & Jim Kelly / Sam W. Orender On the D'Arcy's anniversary, Marcy makes Jefferson promise they will spend a quiet, romantic evening together alone, and that he won't hang around Al. Naturally, Jefferson gets lured away to the nudie bar by Al and the NO MA'AM guys. One thing leads to the next and a drunken Al and Jefferson go to a tattoo shop where Jefferson decides to get Marcy the ultimate anniversary gift - an "I Love Marcy" tattoo. Only problem is that the tattoo artist has been partying with them and ends up giving him an "I Love Mary" tattoo. Al must help him figure out a way to get this past Marcy. Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester Bob Rooney .................. E.E. Bell Ike ......................... Tom McCleister Officer Dan ................. Dan Tullis, Jr. Iqbal ....................... Iqbal Theba Doctor #1 ................... David Pires Doctor #2 ................... Robert E. Almodovar Sierra Madre ................ Cindyana Lair Lap Dancer .................. Traci Bingham Harris ...................... Nick Danger O'Malley .................... Monty Ash 227. 02/18/96 "SPRING BREAK (PART 1)" (1017) Kim Weiskopf / Gerry Cohen Bud and his nerdy fraternity brothers decide to go to Ft. Lauderdale for Spring Break and have their airline tickets and hotel rooms booked. When Kelly and her friends learn of Bud's plans they hustle them out of their tickets by way of seduction. The shoe store is sold out due to the large amount of women who want shoes to wear with their bikinis, so he and Griff go to Ft. Lauderdale with Jefferson, who is an alumni judge in a bikini contest for his fraternity. Marcy stops by the Bundys' to check in on things and winds up seeing Jefferson and Al on television in a news story about Spring Break. It's a road trip with Marcy, Bud and his friends. Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester Dan Inwood .................. Chris Hardwick Ashley ...................... Heidi Mark Fawn ........................ Lisa Boyle Mindy ....................... Lisa Picotte Barney ...................... Shawn Michael Howard Hummer ...................... Dave Ruby Achmed ...................... S. Kyle Parker Lana ........................ Faith Salie Natalie ..................... Shannon Escher Scarlett .................... Tonya Watts 228. 02/25/96 "SPRING BREAK (PART 2)" (1018) Calvin Brown, Jr. / Gerry Cohen It turns out that the bikini contest that Jefferson is judging has $10,000 prize for first place, so Kelly enters the contest. Al and Griff wind up as judges with Jefferson posing as his frat brothers. They concoct a scheme to have Kelly win the contest, but no one can find out Al and Kelly are related. Marcy, Bud and his friends finally make it to Florida after having every imaginable detour. When they arrive Marcy finds out about the contest and tries to expose Al. Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester Dan Inwood .................. Chris Hardwick Ashley ...................... Heidi Mark Fawn ........................ Lisa Boyle Mindy ....................... Lisa Picotte Barney ...................... Shawn Michael Howard Hummer ...................... Dave Ruby Achmed ...................... Kyle Parker Parley Wayne ................ Micky Jones Waitress .................... Denise Hulsey Marla ....................... Renee Tenyson Life Guard #1 ............... Brad Nickell Life Guard #2 ............... Scott Gurney Claudia ..................... Marie Caldare Policeman ................... Todd Glass Angela ...................... Meadow Williams [Life Guard #3 ............... Bailey Lutegert] [Judge Wong .................. Warren Tabata] [Missy Cameron ............... Jami Music] [Tammy Grindstaff-Burke ...... Jennifer Echols] [Lucky (V.O.) ................ Kim Weiskopf ] 229. 03/17/96 "TURNING JAPANESE" (1020) Fran E. Kaufer / Sam W. Orender Marcy is up for a big promotion at her Japanese-owned bank. Since the owner of the bank is in town, she invites them over for a traditional Japanese dinner. The owner is incredibly bored with the D'Arcy's until he hears the backfire of Al's Dodge coming from outside. It turns out he is a huge fan of American cars and needs Al's car to complete his collection. Marcy convinces the owner that she will take care of everything. Al uses this information to force Marcy to wine and dine him and the owner at the nudie bar, not to mention the $50K he thinks the guy will pay for the car. Things get out of hand at the bar when the bank owner gets on stage with a dancer and the police show up. Mr. Shimokawa ............... Pat Morita Officer Dan ................. Dan Tullis, Jr. Iqbal ....................... Iqbal Theba Officer Stan ................ Todd Parker Japanese Al ................. Darrell Kunitomi Bambi ....................... Angela Spangler 230. 03/24/96 "AL GOES TO THE DOGS" (1022) Garry B. Bowren & Laurie Lee-Goss / Sam W. Orender Al decides to build a doghouse for Lucky but, when he makes an absurd amount of noise in the backyard, Marcy has the building inspector inspect Al's work. When the inspector informs Al that the little house is not up to "code," he, along with the help of Kelly's boyfriend, Carlos, end up tearing down and rebuilding several times to get it right. Carlos ...................... Mark Espinoza Inspector Fitzpatrick ....... Ian Patrick Williams Turquoise ................... Angela Strader Foreman ..................... Don Dowe 231. 04/14/96 "ENEMIES" (1024) [04/05/96] Richard Gurman & Stacie Lipp & Russell Marcus / Gerry Cohen Tom, a handsome delivery guy, is on the rocks again with his gorgeous girlfriend, Shannon, and so when he meets Kelly delivering a package to the Bundy's, he asks her out for the evening. Shannon, to spite Tom, asks out a handsome millionaire, and the four of them end up at the local greasy spoon. The evening gets more and more x-rated as Tom and Shannon try to outdo each other with their dates. [Note: end credits feature Al and Henry watching TV on the couch, while Kelly waits] Henry ....................... Alan Thicke Shannon ..................... Nicole Eggert Tom ......................... Matt Borlenghi Maria ....................... Terri Ivens Keiko ....................... Milissa Chan George ...................... Phill Lewis Jackson ..................... Chris Young Claire ...................... Jean Speegle Howard Edwin ....................... Rance Howard [Maria ....................... Maria Celedonio] 232. 04/28/96 "BUD HITS THE BOOKS" (1021) [02/23/96] Stacie Lipp / Sam W. Orender Bud is in finals and must pull some good grades to graduate. Only problem is that he is going out with a hot new girl and sex is getting in the way of his studies. They make a pact to remain celibate until finals are over. Bud can't concentrate at home because Al subscribed to the new Biggun's Channel, so he goes to the school library. He just can't keep his mind off sex. The librarian lets Bud use a private room so he can study quietly, but now all of his books are conjuring up sexual images. He can't take it any longer and "takes care of business" in the study room. Little does he know that there is a video camera mounted in the room and Bud finds himself brought up on conduct charges by the university. It's up to Al, Marcy and the NO MA'AM guys to mount his defense. Despite everything, Bud still manages to graduate. Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester Ike ......................... Tom McCleister Ariel ....................... Jennifer Lyons Miss Hardaway ............... Beverly Archer Dean ........................ Will Utay Miranda Cardinal ............ Teresa Parente Voice of Bob Packwood ....... Ed Gilbert 233. 05/05/96 "KISS OF THE COFFEE WOMAN" (1023) [03/08/96] Story: Todd Newman, Teleplay: Dvora Inwood / Sam W. Orender Marcy keeps nagging Jefferson to get a job, so he hires Bud as his agent hoping to get some quick money doing commercials. Bud ends up getting Jefferson and Kelly a gig where they play a couple in a coffee commercial. The spot catches on with the public and the coffee company decides to shoot more commercials, including one where they must kiss. This makes both Al and Marcy uncomfortable, so Bud convinces them that it's completely innocent... and invites them down to the set. When Al and Marcy arrive they find that the set-up is a little different than they expected - Jefferson and Kelly are to be kissing in bed together. Al and Marcy end up doing the commercial instead! [Note: end credits feature Al and Marcy in bed, still rehearsing for the coffee commercial] Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester Director .................... Leland Orser Lance ....................... Brian Stewart Linda ....................... Andrea Nittoli Dina ........................ Karen Lynn Scott Becca ....................... Susan Slome 234. 05/19/96 "TORCH SONG DUET" (1025) Donelle Q. Buck Al and Griff are listening to the sports quiz show on the radio - the winner gets an all-expense paid trip to the Olympics as well as running one of the Chicago legs of the torch-carrying relay. Al has been banned from the station, so he feeds the answers to Griff who ends up winning the contest. Al begs and pleads to at least run the torch until Griff finally gives in. Moments later, a beautiful woman tells Griff how hot she think he would be running the torch and Griff goes back on the deal. On the day of the relay the media camp is set up in the shoe store, questioning Al on what it is like to work with Griff. Al can't take it anymore and tackles Griff as he runs by with the torch. They end up wrestling in the fountain and the torch flame goes out for the first time in Olympic history. The Atlanta games are postponed as they have to take the torch back to Greece to start the relay over. Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester 235. 05/26/96 "THE JOKE'S ON AL" (1026) Calvin Brown, Jr. Al and Jefferson are in a practical joke contest - always one-upping the other. A beautiful woman comes to the Bundys' door claiming to be an old friend of Peg's. When the woman starts coming on to Al, he is sure it is one of Jefferson's practical jokes. He goes along with the idea and even takes it as far as planning a mock-wedding to get the upper hand. It turns out that the woman had held a grudge against Peg for many years and plains on going through with the wedding. Peg and Ephraim show up in time to save the day. Ephraim Wanker .............. Tim Conway --==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==-- ------------------------------- * MARRIED WITH CHILDREN * ------------------------------- ** SPECIALS ** 05/09/92 "BACKSTAGE WITH THE BUNDYS" This half-hour special aired on MTV. It documented the making of the episode "THE GOOD-BYE GIRL" (622), which was taped on 03/13/92. 06/07/93 "A DAY IN THE LIFE" This Fox special featured segments (separately) following Ted McGinley and Amanda Bearse through their normal activities for a day, including the taping of the MWC episode "UNALFUL ENTRY" (720) on 3/18/93, which Amanda directed. 02/05/95 "THE BEST OF BUNDY: MARRIED... WITH CHILDREN'S 200th EPISODE" This half-hour tribute to Married With Children was hosted by George Plimpton, and preceded the airing of the episode "GET THE DODGE OUT OF HELL" (917). 04/30/95 "MY FAVORITE MARRIED..." (SP9535) Married... With Children cast members Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, and Ted McGinley share their most memorable "Bundy" moments from the past nine seasons. This half-hour Fox special aired after the episode "PUMP FICTION" (925). 11/26/95 "AL BUNDY SPORTS SPECTACULAR" This half-hour special hosted by Roy Firestone, features various Married With Children sports-related highlights. It aired after the episode "DUD BOWL II" (1009). 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