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Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv,alt.tv.mwc,rec.answers,alt.answers,news.answers Path: senator-bedfellow.mit.edu!bloom-beacon.mit.edu!news.kei.com!newsfeed.internetmci.com!uwm.edu!msunews!netnews.upenn.edu!news.voicenet.com!news2.noc.netcom.net!noc.netcom.net!ixnews1.ix.netcom.com!netcom.com!dadams From: dadams@netcom.com (Dean Adams) Subject: MARRIED WITH CHILDREN PROGRAM GUIDE (Part 2/5) Message-ID: <dadamsDrCHJy.t2@netcom.com> Followup-To: rec.arts.tv,alt.tv.mwc Summary: Detailed guide and appendix for the Fox TV series. Sender: dadams@netcom6.netcom.com Organization: Worldwide Pants, Inc. Date: Mon, 13 May 1996 13:02:22 GMT Approved: news-answers-request@MIT.Edu Lines: 1532 Xref: senator-bedfellow.mit.edu rec.arts.tv:215247 alt.tv.mwc:8897 rec.answers:20741 alt.answers:17723 news.answers:71746 Archive-name: tv/program-guides/married-with-children/part2 ------------------------------- * MARRIED WITH CHILDREN * ------------------------------- PROGRAM GUIDE by Dean Adams {dadams@netcom.com} http://www.nyx.net/~dnadams (May, 1996) ** FIFTH SEASON EPISODES (1990-91) ** Regular cast: Ed O'Neill .......................... Al Bundy Katey Sagal ......................... Peggy Bundy Amanda Bearse ....................... Marcy Rhoades (D'Arcy) Christina Applegate ................. Kelly Bundy David Faustino ...................... Bud Bundy Ted McGinley ........................ Jefferson D'Arcy Buck the Dog ........................ Buck Production staff: Producer ............................ Kevin Curran Barbara Blachut Cramer Supervising Producer ................ Ellen L. Fogle Ralph R. Farquhar Co-Executive Producer ............... Katherine Green Arthur Silver Executive Producer .................. Michael G. Moye Ron Leavitt Story Editor ........................ Stacie Lipp Larry Jacobson Dog Trainer ......................... Steven Ritt Director (primary) .................. Gerry Cohen 81. 09/23/90 "WE'LL FOLLOW THE SUN" (502) Ron Leavitt & Michael G. Moye It's Labor Day. Al decides to take the family on a vacation, and see America by car, but instead they end up spending the entire time caught in a traffic jam on the freeway. Gerry ....................... Eric Menyuk Kitty ....................... Marla Fries Motorist #1 ................. Frank Lloyd Motorist #2 ................. Gita Isak Motorist #3 ................. Eddie Rio 82. 09/30/90 "AL... WITH KELLY" (501) Teleplay: Stacie Lipp, Story: Gabrielle Topping Kelly and Al feign sickness so that they can avoid going to Peg's mother's place. Kelly ends up really getting sick, and Al has to take care of her. Al also gets to watch his favorite TV show, which is "Psycho Dad", and he likes to sing along with the theme song: "Who's that...<mumbled> Who's the man with the itchy gun. Who's the man who kills for fun! Psycho dad. Psycho dad. Psycho dad! He sleeps with a gun, but he loves his son. Killed his wife 'cause she weighed a ton... Psycho Dad!" Yvette ...................... Pamela Anderson Yvonne ...................... Beckie Mullen Pizza Boy ................... Jay Anthony Franke Nurse ....................... Teresa Frost 83. 10/07/90 "SUE CASA, HIS CASA" (503) Kevin Curran The Bundys go to court when a Mercedes hits the Bundymobile -- according to the newly licenced Bud. Unfortunately, the case (and kids) don't stand up well to the cross-examination. Mr. Lincoln ................. Mark L. Taylor Bailiff ..................... Rif Hutton The Judge ................... Joyce Brothers 84. 10/14/90 "THE UNNATURAL" (504) Katherine Green Al's softball team wants to bench him before the championship, but Peggy, Kelly, and Bud hold three of the required votes. Peg is swayed by the hunk who will replace Al, while it takes food to get the kids' vote. Roy ......................... Fred Shelton Norris ...................... Frank Lloyd Barney ...................... Steve Susskind Old Codger .................. Greg Lewis Announcer ................... Ray J. Templin Kid ......................... Ian Ziering Hardy ....................... Derek Sellers Sven Hunkstrom .............. Dan Blom 85. 10/21/90 "DANCE SHOW" (505) Arthur Silver Al doesn't mind when Peg starts going to Marcy's dance hall and trips the light fantastic with a handsome man, until another man tells Al that Peg is stealing his husband. (Yes, his husband). Pete ........................ Dan Castellaneta Andy ........................ Sam McMurray Trixie ...................... Dorit Sauer 86. 10/28/90 "KELLY BOUNCES BACK" (506) Al Aidekman Aspiring model Kelly invents a beguiling maneuver called the "Bundy Bounce" for her first audition - spokesmodel for the new Allante' car, but Bud's loose and aspiring lips give the secret to another model. Kelly must take things into her own hands, and "remove" the competition. Meanwhile, Peggy goes on strike because Al thinks she is useless. Piper Bowman ................ Tia Carrere Miss Beck ................... Tina Louise Rochelle .................... Debbie Dunning Incense Berkowicz............ Joanna Goode Girl ........................ Wendy Nichols 87. 11/04/90 "MARRIED WITH ALIENS" (507) Ellen L. Fogle Little green aliens are coming to Earth and stealing Al's socks to use as fuel for their spaceships. The only problem is nobody but Al sees them, so everyone just thinks he is crazy. This episode ends with the following message scrolling on the screen: "Long ago, in the Galaxy Euryops, a great, menacing comet was born. Colossal in size, deadly in trajectory, it hurtled unstoppable through the universe, on a collision course with many inhabited planets. Among the doomed was a small green world called Earth. But on planet Philydion they still sing songs of the man who made it possible for the comet to be destroyed. The man who saved Earth and a hundred worlds, by providing fuel for the ships which diverted the comet. And that man is.... AL BUNDY." Oliver ...................... Leonard Lightfoot Alien ....................... Patty Maloney Alien ....................... Phil Fondacaro Alien ....................... Felix Silla Alien ....................... Tony Cox Alien ....................... Susie Rossitto Alien ....................... Debbie Lee Carringto 88. 11/11/90 "WABBIT SEASON" (508) Michael G. Moye & Ron Leavitt Al is under pressure, and the doctor orders him to relax. To combat stress, he starts a vegtable garden, but the combat turns physical when a rabbit swipes his carrots. This becomes a war of wills: Bundy against Bunny. <no guest cast> 89. 11/18/90 "DO YA THINK I'M SEXY" (509) Kevin Curran Al's confidence soars when he is complimented by neighborhood women who see him move a couch and Al becomes the new stud on the block. Peggy can't believe it. Brenda ...................... Rhonda Shear Jade ........................ Teri Weigel Mandi ....................... Sherrie Rose Athena ...................... Lucy Filippone Donna ....................... Rhonda Britten 90. 11/25/90 "ONE DOWN, TWO TO GO" (510) Ralph R. Farquhar Peg takes it hard when Kelly moves out after Al keeps beating up her boyfriends, and Al takes it hard when he sees her great new place. [Note: series creators Leavitt and Moye appear as elevator passengers] Sam ......................... Stewart J. Zully Brook ....................... Julie Gray Older Man ................... Charles Howerton Jake ........................ Rick Waugh 91. 12/16/90 "AND BABY MAKES MONEY" (511) Art Everett Peggy reaps immediate benefits when Al learns he can inherit a half-million dollars if he fathers a child and names it after his late uncle Stymie. Unfortunately for Al, Peg decides to take birth control pills, and not tell him. When Al finds out after months of draining attempts at baby-making, he decides to extract his revenge by making Peg think she is pregnant. Miss Penza .................. Beth Broderick Eugene Bundy ................ Charlie Brill 92. 01/06/91 "MARRIED... WITH WHO" (512) Ellen L. Fogle After boozing it up at a party, Marcy wakes up wearing a wedding ring, and in bed next to her new husband. Unfortunately, she doesn't remember a thing about it. The husband turns out to be ex-swindler Jefferson D'Arcy (played by returning Ted McGinley), which makes her name now Marcy D'Arcy. <no guest cast> 93. 02/03/91 "THE GODFATHER" (514) Ralph R. Farquhar Kelly is dating a 41-year old city alderman, so Al seizes the possibility of power, and becomes the neighborhood "Godfather". Bud feels neglected and decides to change things. [Note: the Bundys' address is mentioned in this episode as "9764 Jeopardy Lane".] Harry Ashland ............... Lane Davies Salt Water .................. Angel Broadhurst Woman ....................... Anne Marie Gillis Paperboy .................... Scott Ferguson 94. 02/10/91 "LOOK WHO'S BARKING" (513) Katherine Green Buck goes out on the town in search of dinner, but instead he meets a female who takes his food and maybe his place in the Bundy house unless Buck can find a way to make them give her the boot. Meanwhile, Al is in search of the perfect cheesecake. Buck's voice ................ Cheech Marin Street Singer ............... B.B. King Owner ....................... Rodney Kageyama Chef ........................ Brian George Hans ........................ Kort Falkenberg 95. 02/17/91 "A MAN'S CASTLE" (515) Stacie Lipp After spending $2000 on decorating school, Peggy defies Al's decree not to redecorate by turning his former sanctuary into a chamber of frilly feminine horror. Al passes out at the sight of his once mighty Ferguson, now adorned with Peg's trappings. Professor Lavar ............. Deryl Carroll Mick ........................ Dave Florek Rich ........................ Fitzhugh G. Houston 96. 02/24/91 "ALL NIGHT SECURITY DUDE" (516) Glenn Eichler & Peter Gaffney When the second floor aerobics studio collapses into his shoe store, Al gets laid off while the store is being repaired. He gets a job as a security guard at his old school. This prompts his former high school sports rival to steal the prized football trophy. Spare Tire Dixon ............ Bubba Smith Trixie ...................... Dorit Sauer Principal ................... Carol Gustafson 97. 03/17/91 "OLDIES BUT YOUNG'UNS" (518) Bill Prady Al is haunted by a tune heard on the radio which he can hum but not name. He similarly haunts Kelly's date who learns that he can look but not touch. [Note: this episode features the first appearance of the "Top of the Heap" characters. Also, the ending credits have Al's mystery song playing: "Anna (Go To Him)", instead of the regular theme music.] Charlie Verducci ............ Joseph Bologna Vinnie Verducci ............. Matt Le Blanc Dave ........................ Suli McCullough Customer #1 ................. Michael Stanton Customer #2 ................. Ron Litman Rick Cool ................... Bean Baxter 98. 03/24/91 "WEENIE TOT LOVERS AND OTHER STRANGERS" (517) Kevin Curran A year's supply of something close to food known as "Weenie-Tots" could be Al's, if Kelly lands the job as spokesgirl to represent the stuff. Kelly becomes Miss Weenie Tot and Al gets his favorite mock-food, but since Tots rapidly disintegrate upon contact with air, Peg manages to spoil every single box searching for a winning prize ticket. Flopsie ..................... Heather Elizabeth Parkhurst Mr. Shnick .................. Ray Girardin IRS Agent ................... Milt Tarver Butter Lefkowitz ............ Helena Apothaker Rhonda Rose ................. Jennifer Braff Johnson ..................... F. Richards Ford Policeman ................... Dan Tullis, Jr. 99. 04/07/91 "KIDS! WADAYA GONNA DO?" (521) {12.2/19} Ellen L. Fogle / Linda Day Al and Peg go over to watch a movie at Marcy's house, and proceed to take over the place. Meanwhile, the Bundy offspring seek gainful employment, but only Bud gains, while Kelly babysits the family from hell. Also, Bud finally manages to get a girl. [ Note: this episode originally aired as a one-hour "special" along with the pilot showing of "Top of the Heap".] Crystal ..................... Helena Apothaker Agatha ...................... Edith Varon June Hubbard ................ Irina Cashen March Hubbard ............... Joey Simmrin January Hubbard ............. Matt Leavitt * December Hubbard ............ Kristen Semon April Hubbard ............... Samantha Leavitt * July Hubbard ................ Cheri Semon May Hubbard ................. Heather Lynne Cranny 100. 04/07/91 "TOP OF THE HEAP" (525) {11.7/18} Ron Leavitt & Arthur Silver Vinnie and Charlie Verducci visit Al at the shoe store, but there is actually little more of "Married With Children" to be found in this episode. Al loses his TV in a bet due to Vinnie's poor boxing ability, so at the end he sneaks into the Verducci's apartment and takes theirs. Charlie Verducci ............ Joseph Bologna Vinnie Verducci ............. Matt Le Blanc Kathleen Morgan ............. Diana Bellamy Mona Mullins ................ Joey Adams Tyler Cameron ............... Rebecca Cross Roger Bonderly .............. John Mansfield Nelson ...................... Charles Howerton Woman ....................... Kathryn O'Reilly Security Man ................ Tim Hill Mary Ann .................... Jill Pierce Man #1 ...................... Dennis Holahan Man #2 ...................... Harold Harris 101. 04/14/91 "YOU BETTER SHOP AROUND (part 1)" (519) {13.3/21} J.D. Brangato & Michael Ferris / Linda Day Al doesn't want to buy an air conditioner, so he moves his family into the supermarket. They are told to buy something or they'll be arrested, so while checking out, they cut in front of Marcy and become the store's one millionth customer. The prize is a $1000 shopping spree, but Marcy wants it as well. Manager ..................... Bruce Jarchow Cashier ..................... Jodie Mann Bob ......................... John Mallory Asher Nibbles ..................... Bobbie Brown Butter ...................... Helena Apothaker The D.J. .................... Kevin Ryder Mrs. Gillis ................. Louise P. Rapport Cheese Lady ................. Regina Leeds 102. 04/21/91 "YOU BETTER SHOP AROUND (part 2)" (520) Stacie Lipp / Linda Day Conclusion. The Bundys and the D'Arcys compete in a battle to see who can get $1000 of groceries first. Kelly and Bud pass the time by tormenting Foodie's special guest "The Beaver". Mr. Foodie .................. Alan Oppenheimer Manager ..................... Bruce Jarchow Cashier ..................... Jodie Mann Nibbles ..................... Bobbie Brown Boy ......................... Brent Corman Himself ..................... Jerry Mathers 103. 04/28/91 "ROUTE 666 (part 1)" (522) Katherine Green The Bundys go on a vacation and end up finding an old prospector who sells them a map to a gold mine. They call Jefferson & Marcy, who come to the rescue, thinking the kids are dying, but it turns out Al & Peg want their money for the mine deal. The six of them go out to search for gold. Prospector .................. John Byner Banjo Player ................ Buddy Matlock Codger #1 ................... Carmen Filpi Codger #2 ................... Owen Bush Young Zeke .................. Michael G. Moye * 104. 05/05/91 "ROUTE 666 (part 2)" (523) Ralph R. Farquhar Conclusion. In this episode, Al, Peg, Bud, Kelly, Marcy, and Jefferson are all searching for gold. Al discovers the first nugget, and everyone but Kelly winds up with a bag of gold. They each have their fantasies about how to spend it. Eventually, we find out they're stuck in the middle of a tourist attraction, "seeded" with phony gold for the rubes to find. The miners don't take very kindly to this turn of events. Demerson .................... Earl Billings Yetta ....................... Sharyn Leavitt * Macadamia ................... Renee Tenison Honey Roasted ............... Ava Fabian Cashew ...................... Pamela Anderson Pecan ....................... Bobbie Brown Almond ...................... Heather E. Parkhurst Fantasy Man ................. Derek Sellers Fantasy Man ................. David Nelson Fantasy Man ................. Richard Hanson Fantasy Man ................. Alex Walters Fantasy Man ................. Steve Henneberry 105. 05/19/91 "BUCK THE STUD" (524) Chip Johannessen & John Rinker A man offers the Bundys $10,000 if Buck will breed with his champion dog "Lady Briard". Needless to say, it goes terribly wrong, and Al is stuck with the bill. Meanwhile, Kelly becomes Bud's fashion counselor and dresses him in medieval costumes. Mr. Lovejoy ................. Armin Shimmerman Bubbles ..................... Debbie Dunning Margie ...................... Jennifer Blanc Bridgett .................... Trea Shields --==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==-- ------------------------------- * MARRIED WITH CHILDREN * ------------------------------- ** SIXTH SEASON EPISODES (1991-92) ** Regular cast: Ed O'Neill .......................... Al Bundy Katey Sagal ......................... Peggy Bundy Amanda Bearse ....................... Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy Christina Applegate ................. Kelly Bundy David Faustino ...................... Bud Bundy Ted McGinley ........................ Jefferson D'Arcy Buck the Dog ........................ Buck Production staff: Supervising Producer ................ Kevin Curran Co-Executive Producer ............... Arthur Silver Ellen L. Fogle Executive Producer .................. Michael G. Moye Ron Leavitt Producer ............................ Barbara Blachut Cramer Script Supervisor ................... Kevin Curran Story Editor ........................ Stacie Lipp Larry Jacobson Creative Consultant ................. Marjorie Gross Dog Trainer ......................... Steven Ritt Director (primary) .................. Gerry Cohen 106. 09/08/91 "SHE'S HAVING MY BABY (part 1)" (601) [Taped: 08/16/91] Ron Leavitt & Michael G. Moye In the sixth-season opener, Marcy and Jefferson announce they are expecting, sending Al into peals of laughter -- until Peggy announces the same. This is the end of the world for Al. Kelly and Bud are not very pleased either, and they take it out on him. ["Baby" (in dream) ........... Abraham Benrubi] 107. 09/15/91 "SHE'S HAVING MY BABY (part 2)" (602) [08/23/91] Kevin Curran Dancing girls in a bar connected to the bus station give Al some solace -- and a dream of permanent escape -- from Peg's demands for belly rubbing and an expensive baby accessory. Bartender ................... Monty Hoffman Girl Vendor ................. Lisa Saxton Man with nose ............... Joey Sagal Girl Dancer ................. Cyndi Pass 108. 09/22/91 "IF AL HAD A HAMMER" (603) [08/30/91] {15.7/24} Kevin Curran Armed with determination and the Bundy heirloom hammer, Al builds a room for himself and himself alone -- until word gets out. Meanwhile, Bud builds himself a new identity as streetwise "Grandmaster B", but nobody else can seem to remember it right. Jill ........................ Bobbie Phillips Norris ...................... Frank Lloyd Harriet ..................... Sharyn Leavitt Nelvia ...................... Ellerine! Betsy ....................... Catherine Rusoff Melba ....................... Gita Isak Melvin ...................... Rick Scarry Harry ....................... Jeff Michalski Herb ........................ Anthony S. Johnson Sony ........................ Bill Cho Lee 109. 09/29/91 "CHEESE, CUES, AND BLOOD" (604) [09/06/91] {14.6/22} Teleplay: Brian Scully, Story: Allan Davis Kelly earns a quick $1000 to buy a gown for the Miss Cheese competition, and a suspicious Al is out for blood -- then out of blood when he sells his to stake her moneymaking endeavors. [Note: Al uses the following nicknames in this episode: Al "The King" Bundy, Al "Icky" Bundy, Al "Hercules" Bundy, Al "Daddy" Bundy] Doug ........................ David Dario James ....................... Bert L. Cook Adam ........................ B.T. Taylor Tony ........................ Tom Perna Slick Stick Jackson ......... James Paradise Kid ......................... Christian Guzek 110. 10/06/91 "LOOKING FOR A DESK IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES" (605) [09/13/91] Stacie Lipp {13.9/21} While Peg's away helping Marcy recover her precious childhood belongings (that Jefferson abandoned in a storage locker), the family has an "anti- baby meeting" and makes plans for a new Bundy world order, which includes food, clean clothes, and a "huge-hootered oriental woman" for Al, to replace the pregzilla Peggy. Bum ......................... Robert Lesser Topsy ....................... Renee Tenison Mrs.Garcia .................. Terri Hoyos Mopsy ....................... Rosie Tenison Bathsheba ................... Lisa Saxton Jorge ....................... Seth Dillon Salmoe ...................... Tonya Offer 111. 10/13/91 "BUCK HAS A BELLY ACHE" (606) [09/27/91] {12.1/17} Ellen L. Fogle When a disturbed Buck stops eating and gets all the attention, Peggy goes home to Wanker County, where her city ways don't set right with her cousins. Cousin Eb ................... William Sanderson Possum Boy .................. John Gerard Cousin Effie ................ Joey Lauren Adams Young Kit ................... Patrick Cranshaw 112. 10/27/91 "IF I COULD SEE ME NOW" (607) [10/11/91] Gabrielle Topping / Amanda Bearse * Despite overwhelming evidence -- such as nearly driving into a lake, Al steadfastly maintains he has no need for eyeglasses. But once fitted, his happiness is blurred by the world he now sees around him. [Note: Katey Sagal took time-off starting with this episode] Wally ....................... Robert Fieldsteel TV Announcer ................ Gene Baxter 113. 11/03/91 "GODS SHOES" (608) [10/18/91] Ellen L. Fogle Regaining consciousness after a fall, Al claims to have seen "god", whose perfect shoes Al decides to market to the masses, using money that Jefferson took from Marcy. Sidney Rimhollow ............ Tim Kazurinsky Host ........................ Larry Jacobson * Bob ......................... Brad Parker Lola ........................ Megan O'Hara Scary Mary .................. June Foray 114. 11/10/91 "KELLY DOES HOLLYWOOD (part 1)" (609) [10/25/91] Larry Jacobson Gypped out of an appearance on public-access TV by her modeling school teacher, Kelly gets her own show on the air with $35 from her girlfriends. "Vital social issues'n stuff with KELLY" features an all-girl band, and some of her friends discussing subjects like "men's butts" and the slut of the week. This show is so fabulous, the networks are interested. Vinnie Verducci ............. Matt LeBlanc Talk Show Host .............. Dinah Lenney Roberta ..................... Heather Grimes Cyndy ....................... Donna Eskra Samantha .................... Georgi Irene Jeannie ..................... Lisa Fuhrman Joanie ...................... Kari Wuhrer 115. 11/17/91 "KELLY DOES HOLLYWOOD (part 2)" (610) [11/01/91] Larry Jacobson Conclusion. Kelly hits Hollywood and does her thing for the network brass, who love it - except for some teeny tiny (and disastrous) suggestions. [Note: the fictitious show posters seen in the studio hall "Black Cop, White Girl", "The Homeless Detective", "Amos and Andrew", "Me and the Shiska", all feature series creators Leavitt & Moye and staff writers, including Larry Jacobsen.] Jeff Littlehead ............. Jon Lovitz Cyndy ....................... Donna Eskra Rock Turboman ............... Pete Steinfeld Jeannie ..................... Lisa Fuhrman Roberta ..................... Heather Grimes Samantha .................... Georgi Irene Stage Manager ............... Cleveland O'Neal Joanie ...................... Kari Wuhrer Hair Dresser ................ Victor Hugo Basso Gig Fontaine ................ Garth Ancier Girl #1 ..................... Megan O'Hara Girl #2 ..................... Denise Lee Richards 116. 11/24/91 "AL BUNDY, SHOE DICK" (611) [11/08/91] Larry Jacobson Mistaken identity turns Al from a PI's janitor into a PI, hired by a comely client who fears family members may interfere with her expected bequest of a priceless gem from her uncle. Before that can happen, the uncle is murdered and Al is left holding the knife. Eventually Al solves the case, only to wake up from a very strange dream. [Note: Katey Sagal returns in this episode, after being absent since show #607] Vanessa Van Pelt ............ Traci Lords Adolph Van Pelt ............. Anthony James Bruce Van Pelt .............. David Sederholm Leonard Van Pelt ............ Frank Lloyd Tanya Van Pelt .............. Nicole Chamberlain Sandy ....................... David Wells Colonel Van Pelt ............ John Randolph Jack Dallas ................. Ron Leavitt * 117. 12/01/91 "SO THIS IS HOW SINATRA FELT" (612) [11/15/91] {14.0/20} Stacie Lipp Peggy sends the kids to spy on Al, to confirm her suspicion that Al's new-found giddiness is because of an affair, rather than Al's claim that it's only flirting by a "shoe groupie". Ricki ....................... Jessica Hahn Leona ....................... Maggi Montgomery 118. 12/22/91 "I WHO HAVE NOTHING" (613) [12/06/91] {12.1/19} Katherine Green The game ball from Al's greatest gridiron day is in the hands of a former flame, who won't give it back unless she can get her hands on Al. Sandy ............ Wendie Jo Sperber Lawyer ........... Paul Cira Aunt Heather ..... Karen Lynn Scott 119. 01/05/92 "THE MYSTERY OF SKULL ISLAND" (614) [12/13/91] {13.8/20} Kevin Curran Bud does his coolest best while wrapped around the finger of a girl excited by traditionally non-Bundy things, like rafting and sky-diving. Meanwhile Peg invites the D'Arcy's over to play a new board game called "Ethical Dilemma". Kara ............. Bobbie Phillips Biff ............. Dan Clark 120. 01/19/92 "JUST SHOE IT" (615) [01/10/92] {12.4/19} Lisa Chernin Who better to star in a new athletic-shoe commercial than 1966 Polk High All-City running back and shoe salesman Al Bundy? Director .................... Steve Vinovich Caterer ..................... Tom Reilly Receptionist ................ Elizabeth Giordano Al's Feet ................... Frank Lloyd Casting Executive ........... George C. Simms Himself ..................... Steve Carlton Himself ..................... Sugar Ray Leonard Himself ..................... Ed "Too Tall" Jones Commercial Announcer ........ Jay Gardner 121. 02/09/92 "RITES OF PASSAGE" (616) [01/24/92] {12.0/16} Ilunga Adell Peg plans a clown-and-pony party for Bud's 18th birthday, but Al offers him a Bundy tradition -- his first visit to a nudie bar and his first bar fight. Meanwhile, Buck falls in love with the pony. [Note: this episode's credits *finally* reveals that Buck the Dog's voice has been provided by staff writer Kevin Curran. Also, instead of the normal still frame during the closing credits, there is a scene showing Sticky playing with a large knife and a teddy bear. ] Sticky the Clown ............ Roger Hewlett Roxanne ..................... Gina Puzo Man ......................... Carl Ciarfalio Gorgo ....................... Frank Lloyd Voice of Buck ............... Kevin Curran * 122. 02/16/92 "THE EGG AND I" (617) [01/31/92] {14.2/20} Ellen L. Fogle Marcy's ex-husband Steve is in town and on the lam, carrying hope for reconciliation and a price on his head for stealing a rare hawk egg. Steve Rhoades ............... David Garrison F.B.I. Man .................. Dan Tullis, Jr. News Anchor ................. Larry McKay [Voice of Buck ............... Kevin Curran*] 123. 02/23/92 "DINNER WITH ANTHRAX" (619) [02/14/92] {14.0/20} Larry Jacobson It's Al and Peg's 20th anniversary, and Peggy wants only one thing from Al... Meanwhile Kelly and Bud win the "My dinner with Anthrax" contest, which means a house party with the thrash-metal band, but there will be no party unless they get rid of mom and dad first. The answer: tricking them into taking a Florida "vacation" that turns out to be a time-share sales scam where the salesman won't leave them alone. Stan ........................ Fred Willard V.J. ........................ Roger Rose Himself ..................... Edd Byrnes Themselves .................. Anthrax 124. 03/01/92 "PSYCHIC AVENGERS" (618) [02/07/92] {13.4/20} Calvin Brown, Jr. / Amanda Bearse * Al is a broken man when the Bundy's can no longer afford to buy a weekly TV Guide. When Jefferson arrives with a fistful of cash, Al discovers he has been running a psychic scam called "Madame Zelda". To keep him quiet, Jefferson decides to let Al in on the deal, but Al soon takes over the whole operation and the rest of the Bundys join in. Can Al unite the five psychic bosses of Chicago? Will he be able to escape Madame Inga's curse? Madam Inga .................. Candice Azzara Big Bob ..................... Travis Venable Zelmo ....................... Steven Trevor Hakbar ...................... Z.Z. Clark Psychic #1 .................. Larry Udy Old Lady .................... Barbara Perry Thursday Markowitz........... . Andy Flaster Buck the Man ................ Kevin Curran * 125. 03/22/92 "HI I.Q." (620) [02/21/92] {14.7/22} Steve Crider An invitation to a join the high intelligence "Alpha Club" at a party is issued to Kelly -- and not to Bud. When they discover the real reason behind the gathering, Kelly and Bud decide to handle things with the usual Bundy charm (and violence). Meanwhile, Al buys a new "Handyman's Workbench 5000", which unfortunately has "some assembly required". This challenges the combined intellects of Al and Jefferson, as Peg and Marcy watch and enjoy the show by taking pictures and counting the injuries. Scott ....................... Joshua Rifkind Guard ....................... Gary Epp Delbert ..................... James Quarter Margie ...................... Rana Mack Ralph ....................... Christopher M. Brown Man ......................... Tim Hill 126. 04/05/92 "TEACHER PETS" (621) [03/06/92] {14.7/22} Katherine Green Bud's belief that his 40-year-old teacher is romantically interested in him is greeted by guffaws from Al and Kelly, but another student smells the smoke and wants some fire for herself. Meanwhile, Peggy has a cold. Can Bud keep two girls, or will he suffer a humiliating Bundy defeat? Also in this episode, Al gets to watch (and sing along) with another episode of his favorite quality TV show: "Psycho Dad", while Peggy prefers the new Fox series: "Psycho Mom" [see appendix VI] Darlene ..................... Charlotte Ross Kid ......................... Ric Coy Miss McGowen ................ Linda Gibboney Ernie ....................... Bert L. Cook Mrs. Mariner ................ Lillian Adams 127. 04/19/92 "THE GOOD-BYE GIRL" (622) [03/13/92] {13.4/22} Stacie Lipp When Kelly's modeling school suddenly closes down, she gets a new job as a greeter at the "TV World" theme park. When this is threatened by her low performance ratings, Kelly gets switched into "Commercial Land" where she plays "The Verminator" who hunts down roaches (like Bud). Meanwhile, Al takes his annual "Bundy World Tour", a week-long around the world vacation (by himself), in the Bundy living room. Mr. Nielsen ................. Louis Mustillo Tour Guide .................. Edd Hall Janitor ..................... Hal Landon, Jr. Guy ......................... Mitchell Dean Kid #1 ...................... Sean Fox Kid #2 ...................... Lindsey France Voice of Master Po .......... Dana Lee 128. 04/26/92 "THE GAS STATION SHOW" (623) [03/20/92] {13.1/20} Michael G. Moye & Ron Leavitt Al turns sentimental after watching the film "Shenandoah" on TV so he proclaims to the family that it is now "Bundy Sunday Funday", but first they must push the Dodge to a gas station. Unfortunately Al is broke after buying $2 worth of "full service" gas, and when the family raids the store for junk food he is stuck working off his debt at the pumps. When Al eventually forces Bud to help him, the first car to arrive contains four platinum blondes of the Swedish Bikini Team. This leaves Al with the Chicago Bowling Team, consisting of four very large women. Hilgar ...................... Heather Elizabeth Parkhurst Joe ......................... Phil Buckman Jim ......................... Colby Chester Betty ....................... Leah Ayres Jim jr ...................... Jeffrey Roth Betty jr .................... Marisa Theodore Stacey ...................... Andrea Leithe Ulla ........................ Peggy Trentini Karin ....................... Anna Keller Olga ........................ Sherlock Ganz Eva ......................... Jane Frances 129. 05/03/92 "ENGLAND SHOW (part 1)" (624) [03/30-04/17/92] {12.9/19} Ellen L. Fogle The Bundys win a trip to England, courtesy of the village Lower Uncton, which can rid itself of a centuries-long curse by ridding the world of male Bundys---and there are just two left. Back in 1653, an ancestor of Al's - Shamus McBundy, insulted a fat, ugly witch who then imposed a curse on the village and all future male Bundys. The Lower Uncton residents must kill the last male Bundys inside their city limits in order to end the curse, while Upper Uncton people must insure they die outside the city so the curse becomes permanent and Lower Uncton stays as their tourist attraction. [Note: story editors Larry Jacobson and Stacie Lipp do a walk-on appearance together; LJ says "shoe salesman"] Winston ..................... Bill Oddie Trevor ...................... Alun Armstrong Igor ........................ Steven Hartley Mayor Fivshaw ............... Tony Steedman Poxilda ..................... Helena Carroll Voice of Buck ............... Kevin Curran * Voice of Nearby Dogs ........ Ron Leavitt & Michael G. Moye * 130. 05/10/92 "ENGLAND SHOW (part 2)" (625) [03/30-04/17/92] {12.5/20} Stacie Lipp After shopping and eating a while longer in London, the Bundys arrive in Lower Uncton -- minus Kelly, who decides to stay behind since she is a "city girl". Marcy and Jefferson continue the quest to catch up with their luggage. Meanwhile, at a London disco Kelly receives a warning that the family is in danger. She must somehow find her way to Lower Uncton, before it's too late. Winston ..................... Bill Oddie Trevor ...................... Alun Armstrong Igor ........................ Steven Hartley Mayor Fivshaw ............... Tony Steedman [Voice of Buck ............... Kevin Curran] 131. 05/17/92 "ENGLAND SHOW (part 3)" (626) [03/30-04/17/92] {11.6/18} Kevin Curran With a mob of angry villagers in front of them and the gallows behind them, Al and Bud finally realize that their lives may be in danger. Kelly arrives just in time to rescue them, but the family is pursued by Lower Unctonians until they reach the border between the two towns. Caught between two competing mobs, the Bundys fate will depend on Al's ability to joust, when the Unctonians make peace concessions based on concession sales. Meanwhile, Marcy and Jefferson are finally having a good time on their vacation... in a "bondage" club. [Note: the England Show episodes were all produced by John Maxwell Anderson.] Winston ..................... Bill Oddie Trevor ...................... Alun Armstrong Igor ........................ Steven Hartley Mayor Fivshaw ............... Tony Steedman [Voice of Buck ............... Kevin Curran] --==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==-- ------------------------------- * MARRIED WITH CHILDREN * ------------------------------- ** SEVENTH SEASON EPISODES (1992-93) ** Regular cast: Ed O'Neill .......................... Al Bundy Katey Sagal ......................... Peggy Bundy Amanda Bearse ....................... Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy Christina Applegate ................. Kelly Bundy David Faustino ...................... Bud Bundy Ted McGinley ........................ Jefferson D'Arcy Buck the Dog ........................ Buck Production staff: Co-Producer ......................... Stacie Lipp Creative Consultant ................. Richard Gurman Michael G. Moye Supervising Producer ................ Kevin Curran Co-Executive Producer ............... Arthur Silver Ellen L. Fogle Executive Producer .................. Ron Leavitt Producer ............................ John Maxwell Anderson Executive Story Editor .............. Larry Jacobson Dog Trainer ......................... Steven Ritt Director (primary) .................. Gerry Cohen 132. 09/13/92 "MAGNIFICENT SEVEN" (701) [08/21/92] {14.9/23} Arthur Silver The Bundys have another mouth to feed as Married With Children starts a new year. In the seventh-season opener, Peggy's cousin Zemus and wife Ida Mae Wanker make a quick visit and leave behind their five-year old son Seven, who is captivating to Peggy -- and only Peggy. She sees this as her chance to finally be a great mother... or at least try. Kelly gives Bud a poster of "WAGS the Perplexed Pup. Cartoon cutie" [Note: we see Bud's bedroom for the first time in this episode] Zemus ....................... Bobcat Goldthwait Ida Mae ..................... Linda Blair Seven ....................... Shane Sweet 133. 09/20/92 "T-R-A... SOMETHING, SOMETHING SPELLS TRAMP" (702) Ron Leavitt & Ellen L. Fogle [08/28/92] {13.1/20} While Peggy seeks Saturday-night conversation, Kelly discusses men with three kindred sirens after being stranded by her date. Ralph ....................... Corey Feldman Lorraine .................... Liz Vassey Seven ....................... Shane Sweet D.J. ........................ Dusty Street [girl ........................ Lisa Rieffel] 134. 09/27/92 "EVERY BUNDY HAS A BIRTHDAY" (703) [09/04/92] {12.1/18} Richard Gurman When Peggy discovers that nobody knows Seven's birthday, she chooses a date for him at random. Al is not pleased when it turns out he has lost his birthday to the new kid. Peggy decides to have a party for Seven at a local park, but the party poops when another parent proclaims the public park private for his own son's party. [Note: Kelly's birthday is given in this episode as November 27th, and Bud's as January 22nd] Seven ....................... Shane Sweet Phillip ..................... Andrew Masset Gwen ........................ Sherry Rooney Parachuter .................. Frank Lloyd Worker ...................... Weston Blakesley Brian ....................... Ted Roberts 135. 10/04/92 "AL ON THE ROCKS" (704) [09/14/92] {14.3/22} Andrew Smith When Peggy uses up the monthly mortgage money to pay Seven's doctor bill, Al is forced to take a second job: bartending at a topless bar -- where it's the bartender who's topless. Meanwhile, Peg starts banning the other Bundys from the house to protect Seven from their germs. Seven ....................... Shane Sweet Gladys ...................... Diane Delano Patron #1 ................... Sherlock Ganz Woman ....................... Laurel Ollstein 136. 10/11/92 "WHAT I DID FOR LOVE" (705) [09/25/92] {12.9/19} Ellen L. Fogle The way to a man's heart may be through his stomach, but it's not the heart that's sought by Peggy -- who is tired of being ignored by Al in the bedroom so she tries a variety of enticing new outfits in an attempt to whet the appetite of an otherwise starving Al. Unfortunately, the only thing Al wants is a steak dinner. Seven ....................... Shane Sweet Sales Lady .................. Penelope Windust Guy ......................... Keith Coulouris Girl ........................ Jocelyn Kelly 137. 10/25/92 "FRAT CHANCE" (706) [10/02/92] {12.3/19} Larry Jacobson To meet girls, Bud starts his own "cool" community college fraternity "Alpha Gonna Get'em", but the premiere toga party (in the Bundy garage) lacks fun... and women. A.G.G.'s motto is: "Lookie, lookie, we're gonna get some nookie", and also: "We'll do good on our tests, so we'll feel some breasts". Seven ....................... Shane Sweet Ahmed ....................... S. Kyle Parker Francis ..................... Andy Milder Gus ......................... Elek Hartman Girl ........................ Kathleen McClellan Gerri ....................... Jamie Luner 138. 11/01/92 "THE CHICAGO WINE PARTY" (707) [10/16/92] {9.8/14} Stacie Lipp The Bundys hit the voting booths, united to defeat political correctness- and a new 2 cent beer tax. When their causes lose at the polls, the Bundys hit the streets for some good old fashioned pillaging. [Note: Ron Leavitt and Larry Jacobson have cameo appearances (during the closing news report); Cynthia Allison was a reporter for KNBC in Los Angeles] Muffy ....................... Kari Coleman News Anchor ................. Cynthia Allison Storekeeper Jim ............. Hartley Silver Doug ........................ Michael Goldfinger Man ......................... Ed Burke Volunteer #1 ................ Pearl Shear Volunteer #2................. Flora Burke Activist #1 ................. Jim Chiros Activist #2 ................. Cynthena Sanders Beer Girl #1 ................ Cindy Margolis Beer Girl #2 ................ Robin Killian Beer Girl #3 ................ Tonya Poole 139. 11/08/92 "KELLY DOESN'T LIVE HERE ANYMORE" (708) [10/23/92] Gabrielle Topping / Amanda Bearse * {12.0/17} Al decides another Bundy must find a job, and the axe falls on Kelly. This breaks Peggy's heart since no Wanker woman has ever worked before. Kelly must first experience the wonderful world of waitressing, prior to finding her true calling as Kelly Bundy: Philosopher/Waitress. Wayne ....................... Brian Doyle-Murray Miss Parker ................. Charlotte Booker Carol ....................... Lisa Robin Kelly Girl ........................ Aubree Mazzola Customer .................... Bert Cook Seven ....................... Shane Sweet 140. 11/15/92 "ROCK OF AGES" (709) [10/30/92] Al Aidekman When his paycheck is abducted by bill collectors, Al decides to enter a shoe-selling contest. The prize: a first-class ticket to Hawaii, which the family turns into four standbys. But that doesn't keep them from hobnobbing in the first-class lounge with six musicians. Al masquerades as rock star Axel Bundy from "Shoes and Socks". The Bundys later join in to sing for "Old Aid". [Note: see Appendix VI for song lyrics] Seven ....................... Shane Sweet Himself ..................... Spencer Davis Himself ..................... Richie Havens Himself ..................... Robbie Krieger Himself ..................... Mark Lindsay Himself ..................... Peter Noone Himself ..................... John Sebastian Attendant ................... Aaron Lustig Petal ....................... Theresa Lee V.J. ........................ Mark Goodman 141. 11/22/92 "DEATH OF A SHOE SALESMAN" (710) [11/13/92] Stacie Lipp Al buys a cemetery plot so he can be buried next to his hero, the late western-movie sidekick "Fuzzy McGee" and the mule "Dadgummit". But where does that leave Peggy? Funeral Director ............ Dan Castellaneta Priest ...................... James R. Sweeney Man ......................... Emilio Borelli Lorraine .................... Laurel Lockhart Harry ....................... Robert Ackerman Voice of Newscaster ......... Bill Applebaum 142. 12/13/92 "THE OLD COLLEGE TRY" (711) [11/20/92] Teleplay: Dianne Burroughs & Joey Gutierrez, Story: P. Sharon Thanks to a lucrative grant ($25,000), Bud is ready to leave home and start the good life at college... until Al and Peg accidentally discover the money and grant it to themselves. Seven ....................... Shane Sweet Julie ....................... Leslie Ryan Bank Nerd #1 ................ Stan Chandler Bank Nerd #2 ................ Tim Maculan Toni ........................ Jennifer Pusheck Bank Teller ................. Michael Mitz Old Man ..................... Richard Mayer Coed #1 ..................... Alex McLeod Coed #2 ..................... Sabryn Genet 143. 12/20/92 "CHRISTMAS" (712) [12/11/92] Ellen L. Fogle In the company of his peers at a santa bar, mall-santa Al recalls christmases past when he managed to avoid getting gifts for Peggy, Kelly, and Bud by turning them against each other (flashback to 1974). Unfortunately this year the family shows a united front, which has caused Al's present predicament. They sing him the following song: With twelve days till christmas, your family got for you: 12 days fruit picking, 11 offramp selling, 10 toilets cleaning, 9 digging graves, 8 snaking sewers, 7 spearing rats, 6 training guard dogs, 5 giving blood! 4 crash-test dummying, 3 jobs roach killing, 2 jobs dog catching, and one job santaing at the mall... Seven ....................... Shane Sweet Bartender ................... Dennis Cockrum Ishowitz .................... Fred Sanders Elf ......................... Kevin Thompson Charity Santa ............... Ed Morgan Matt ........................ Matt Leavitt * Samantha .................... Samantha Leavitt* Santa ....................... Monty Hoffman Freckled Girl ............... Kristen Martin Assistant ................... Sara Shearer Denise ...................... Paula Bernard Lolly ....................... Kristen Semon Polly ....................... Cheri Semon [Voice of Buck ............... Kevin Curran] 144. 01/10/93 "WEDDING SHOW" (713) [12/18/92] {12.4/17} Arthur Silver The Bundys are going to a family wedding. Peggy can't decide what to wear, so while she dresses (and redresses), Al waits and daydreams. Kelly color-coordinates will fellow bridesmaids, deciding that tight black leather is always best. Meanwhile, Bud gets to know the bride to be much better than he should! [Note: Andrea Elson was formerly a regular on "Alf", and Joey Adams is from "Top of the Heap"] Janie ....................... Joey Lauren Adams Corky ....................... Sara Melson Heidi ....................... Andrea Elson Natalie ..................... Robin Killian 145. 01/17/93 "IT DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS" (714) [01/15/93] Michael G. Moye / Sam W. Orender It's no vacation for Al when "sisters" Peg and Marcy join his fishing trip and make him referee their constant bickering. Meanwhile, the kids help Jefferson spend Marcy's money. Seven ....................... Shane Sweet Johnny ...................... Joel Gretsch Mindy ....................... Terri Wilgren 146. 02/07/93 "HEELS ON WHEELS" (715) [01/22/93] Stacy Lipp Working at the diner is getting to Kelly so she decides to rebel by getting a motorcycle, which Peggy deems too dangerous - until she tries it for herself and gets some good vibrations. But it is Al who really takes to the new bike when he imagines himself an easy rider, at least until an untimely head-on meeting with the Dodge. Lulu ........................ Paris Houghton NBC Announcer ............... Todd McLaren 147. 02/14/93 "MR. EMPTY PANTS" (716) George Tricker Peggy's magazine cartoon of Al makes him famous, but Al would prefer the fame to be fleeting--until another magazine declares him a sex symbol. Bertha ...................... Cynthia Szigeti Steve ....................... Steve Bean Man ......................... Cain DeVore Antoine ..................... Brian Jensen Fredo ....................... Jack Kenny Candy ....................... Kristi Ducati Sandy ....................... Avalon Anders Mandy ....................... Janne Halskov Anchorman ................... Arthur Hanket 148. 02/21/93 "YOU CAN'T MISS" (717) [02/12/93] Joel Valentincic & Scott Zimbler / Amanda Bearse * After one too many dateless Saturdays, Bud appears on a dating-game show for the less experienced--with not quite the expected results. Meanwhile, Kelly believes there is a conspiracy to keep her from knowing what day it is. Candy ....................... Chantal Dubay Adam ........................ Bill Maher Henry ....................... Brian Leckner Eugene ...................... Matt Winston Tania ....................... Allison Barron Rodrico ..................... Ron Evans Betty ....................... Kiamalise Budak Carol ....................... Tiffany Sloan 149. 02/28/93 "PEGGY AND THE PIRATES" (718) [02/19/93] {12.4/18} Richard Gurman Peg narrates her own pirate fantasy and stars as a captive princess (Scarlet), with Jefferson as her prince (Paco), Al as her captor (and later rescuer) pirate Captain Courage, and Marcy's ex-husband Steve as the evil pirate Rubio the Cruel, who's feared for his terrible showtune singing as much as anything else. The crew is rounded out by Bud, as Fluvio the hunchback First Mate, Kelly as the Navigator, Marcy as the Cabin Boy-girl, and Buck as Long John Buck. Meanwhile, Al has a battle of his own with an overflowed toilet. Steve Rhoades ............... David Garrison Black Bob ................... Eric Menyuk Black Ben ................... Gene LeBell Black Bert .................. Frank Lloyd Seven ....................... Shane Sweet 150. 03/14/93 "GO FOR THE OLD" (719) [02/26/93] Stacie Lipp When Al is mistaken for being 65, he takes revenge by using a senior citizen discount card and competing in the senior athletic games, in which he shows--and gets--no mercy. [Note: an announcer reads the following message at the end: "Bet you thought Al was going to let the old guy win. Well, then you haven't been paying attention for the last seven years. But, what we really wanted to do was to give a lesson to all you folks out there". Then Al has the last word: Al: "It's only cheating, if you get caught".] Ira ......................... E.D. Miller Official .................... Kevin Brief George ...................... George Feinstein Vendor ...................... Mario Roccuzzo Cheerleader ................. Peggy Gilbert Cheerleader ................. Jerrie Thill Cheerleader ................. Georgia Shilling Cheerleader ................. Marian M. Wells Stadium Announcer............ Todd McLaren 151. 03/28/93 "UNALFUL ENTRY" (720) [03/18/93] Larry Jacobson / Amanda Bearse * Al has his day in court--as the defendant, sued by a burglar after he decks him to halt the crime. Says Al: "he broke into my house, so I broke into his face". [Note: Courtroom scene during end credits: Kelly sitting alone, waiting says "Where is my damn cheeseburger?!"] Laurie Diamond .............. Melanie Chartoff Policeman ................... Dan Tullis, Jr. Burglar ..................... Randall "Tex" Cobb Judge ....................... Edwin Owens Sandy ....................... Brooke Stacy Mills Anchorwoman ................. Kari Coleman 152. 04/11/93 "MOVIE SHOW" (721) [03/19/93] {10.9} Ellen L. Fogle Kelly breaks a date to accept her parents invitation to celebrate her birthday by going to the movies -- where she finds her erstwhile boyfriend with another woman, and Bud tries unsuccessfully to find a girl to sit with him. [Note: during the end credits the Bundys are sitting in the theater and making the following comments: Kelly: Oh, Richard Improta [art director], he's supposed to be great. Al: Sam W. Orender [assoc. director], sounds like a cartoon lizard. Peggy: Hey, Richard Draney [stage manager], he's legendary. Bud: Kitty Rourke [production associate] and Thomas W. Markle [director of photography], I heard they're secretly married. Al: Hey, look at that thing go; Mike Semon [property master], my man! Whoa, here come the Columbia logo! ALL: Booooo!! ] Frank ....................... David Boreanaz Usher ....................... Craig Benton Salesgirl ................... Kimberly Brooks Lon ......................... Nick Oleson Liz ......................... Elena Statheros Lex ......................... Phil Dominguez Lil ......................... Anahtt Minasyan Man ......................... Robin Francis Robins 153. 04/25/93 "TILL DEATH DO US PART" (722) [03/26/93] {11.0} Stacie Lipp Al's deficient bedroom performance is the talk of the town, even though the only person Peggy told about it was Marcy. Now its up to Al to get himself back into shape. [Note: we see the Bundy's basement for the first time in this episode.] <no guest cast> 154. 05/02/93 "TIS TIME TO SMELL THE ROSES" (723) [04/09/93] {10.3/15} Kevin Curran Al takes a $12,000 offer for early retirement from the shoe store, but Peg's mismanagement of their finances (via shopping), sends him back into the job market -- where he hears opportunity knocking with a chance to buy a store called "Homeplate Athletic Shoes". Meanwhile, Charlene Tilton visits the Bundy house, trying to sell an Abdomenizer. Ms. Blaub ................... Susan Peretz Manager ..................... Peter Jason Habib #1 .................... S. Kyle Parker Habib #2 .................... Ted Davis Herself ..................... Charlene Tilton 155. 05/09/93 "THE OLD INSURANCE DODGE" (724) [04/16/93] {9.6/16} Larry Jacobson While Al waits for the insurance company to settle on the theft of his cherished old Dodge, he test drives possible replacements -- like a Lincoln and a Mercedes. Meanwhile, Kelly seeks a new car on sale for 50K, so she starts collecting "K's". [Note: during the end credits, Kelly calls a car dealer and finds out the price is instead "50 Gs"] Joe ......................... Rob LaBelle Policeman ................... Dan Tullis, Jr. 156. 05/16/93 "THE WEDDING REPERCUSSIONS" (725) [04/23/93] {12.2/19} Arthur Silver Bundy Cousin Jimmy is out to find the man who dallied with his fiancee on thier wedding day [in the episode "WEDDING SHOW" (713)], and he asks for help from Bud---the guilty party. Jimmy ....................... Abraham Benrubi Dee Anna .................... Barbara Moore 157. 05/23/93 "THE PROPOSITION" (726) [04/30/93] {13.1/21} Arthur Silver Vanna White plays a millionaire cosmetics mogul who hasn't met anyone like Al since the time they spent together at Polk High. Now she is offering to pay $500,000 to buy a chance to be with him again, but will Peggy agree to give up Al? Coco ........................ Vanna White Phil ........................ Kevin Schon Customer .................... 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