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THE BOZO SOFTWARE FOUNDATION MARRIAGE LICENSE
v0.1
Bozoleft(P) 1994 The Bozo Softwar Foundation, Inc.
This document must be included in its entirety in all future Bozo Softwar
Foundation (BSF) software products, and any works derived from said BSF
products, including all documents and files.
The belowpostmentioned belowsigners of this document, or any document
which contains this document, which may be reproduced by any means
necessary (including blood) agree to be engaged in the most Holy
Interlock known in the universe, otherwise known as Marriage. (Except
for Noah. He's not allowed.) These aboveformentioned belowsigners
agree to:
* sleep in the same general area of the country at least
once a year
* donate $50,000 to the charity of their choice (which may
be themselves)
* never rat on each other, unless necessary
* always use the Ellemtel C++ coding style, even when writing
personal correspondence
* eat at least two square meals a month
* always leave the toilet seat up, so the next person falls
into the bowl and gets stuck
* bring up their children in the Bozo way
* criticize each other's grammatical habits consistently
* not sell this document or any document that contains this
license, or remove or modify any part of this document
Any violation of the aboveforementioned agreements will result in
the immediate spanking of the violating person by all of the
signers, including themselves.
Furthermore, we hereby declare that Bill Gates, Esq. its spousal unit,
and any users of the products produced by Bill Gates, Esq., MicroLose,
and most especially Windows/NonTasking, have already inherently signed
this agreement, and are completely bound by its rules.