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    0%On Stardate 43997, Captain Jean Luc Picard of the Federation Star Ship
    0%  Enterprise was kidnapped for six days by an invading force known as
    0%  the Borg.  Surgically altered, he was forced to lead an assault on
    0%  Starfleet at Wolf 359.
    0%    -- Opening Text, "Emissary"
    1%"Resistance is futile. You will disarm your weapons and escort us to
    1%  sector 0, 0, 1.  If you attempt to intervene, we will destroy you.
    1%    -- Locutus of Borg, "Emissary"
    2%O'Brien: "I'm told the Cardassians decided to have some fun the day they
    2%  left.  Four Bajorans were killed trying to protect the shops."
    2%Sisko:   "Why hasn't anybody cleaned this up?"
    2%O'Brien: "We've got all available personnel assigned to repairing primary
    2%  systems, sir.  The Cardassians took every component of value.  We're
    2%  virtually defenseless."
    2%    -- O'Brien and Sisko, "Emissary"
    3%Kira:    "Fire six photon torpedoes across Jasad's bow."
    3%O'Brien: "We only *have* six photons, Major."
    3%Kira:    "We're not going to win this battle with torpedoes, Chief."
    3%    -- Kira and O'Brien, "Emissary"
    4%"If you don't take that hand off my hip, you'll never be able to lift a
    4%  glass with it again!"
    4%    -- Kira [to Quark], "Emissary"
    5%"Go over *my* head again, and I'll have *yours* on a platter."
    5%    -- Sisko [to Kira], "Past Prologue"
    6%"Well, Doctor, I think it's time you bought a new suit."
    6%    -- Sisko, "Past Prologue"
    7%"Ready photons Chief.  We fire as soon as they come out of warp."
    7%    -- Sisko, "Past Prologue"
    8%Kira:  "Tahna, the old ways don't work anymore.  Everything has changed.
    8%  I had to do this.  Someday you'll understand."
    8%Tahna: "Traitor!"
    8%    -- Kira and Tahna, "Past Prologue"
    9%"Business is good, Quark. You're almost making an honest living."
    9%    -- Odo, "A Man Alone"
   10%Quark: "Everyone wants a piece of the new frontier."
   10%Odo:   "And I'm sure you've already tried to sell it to a few of them."
   10%    -- Quark and Odo, "A Man Alone"
   11%"To be quite honest, I was in a pail in the back of my office."
   11%    -- Odo, "A Man Alone"
   12%"I'll take care of my own best interest!"
   12%    -- Odo, "A Man Alone"
   13%"Dax and I are just friends, Doctor.  If you're interested, you have
   13%  nothing to fear from me.
   13%    -- Sisko, "A Man Alone"
   14%"What the hell do you people intend to accomplish here?"
   14%    -- Sisko, "A Man Alone"
   15%"How do you get a rope around the neck of a shape shifter?"
   15%    -- Bajoran Man, "A Man Alone"
   16%"Killing you own clone is still murder."
   16%    -- Odo, "A Man Alone"
   17%"Too many compromises.  You want to watch the carounet tournament, she wants
   17%  to listen to music.  So, you 'compromise': You listen to music.  You like
   17%  Earth jazz, she prefers Klingon Opera.  So, you 'compromise': You listen to
   17%  Klingon Opera.  So, here you were, ready to have a nice night watching the
   17%  carounet match, and you wind up spending an agonizing evening listening to
   17%  Klingon Opera."
   17%    -- Odo, "A Man Alone"
   18%"Can't have the Operations Chief sitting around *daydreaming* when there's
   18%  work to be done, can we?  Ho-ho-ho-ho.  I'll get right on it!"
   18%    -- O'Brien [to Sisko, sarcastically], "Babel"
   19%"Major larks true pepper."
   19%    -- O'Brien, "Babel"
   20%"I served on a Ferengi freighter for 8 years.... I must have *witnessed*
   20%  the procedure dozens of times"
   20%    -- Quark, "Babel"
   21%"There's an old Ferengi saying: 'Never ask when you can take.'"
   21%    -- Quark, "Babel"
   22%Sisko: "We just have to hope they remember the antidote."
   22%Odo:   "That's assuming they ever bothered to create one."
   22%    -- Sisko and Odo, "Babel"
   23%"Better let her go Sisko.  She's all we've got."
   23%[pause]
   23%"Let's just hope there's someone left to greet her when she returns."
   23%    -- Odo, "Babel"
   24%Quark: "Odo?  Quark to Odo?  You still with us?"
   24%Odo:   "Try not to sound too disappointed."
   24%    -- Quark and Odo, "Babel"
   25%"Rom's an *idiot*.  He couldn't fix a straw if it were bent."
   25%    -- Odo, "Babel"
   26%Odo:   "Nobody would be that devious Quark."
   26%Quark: "I would."
   26%    -- Odo and Quark, "Babel"
   27%"I almost forgot what it was like...being female."
   27%    -- Dax, "Babel"
   28%"Just relax and enjoy the ride."
   28%    -- O'Brien, "Captive Pursuit"
   29%"I'm an engineer.  I know a little bit about ships.  Well, more than
   29%  a little actually."
   29%    -- O'Brien, "Captive Pursuit"
   30%"You can't go sneaking up on someone like that, friend.  It's an Alpha
   30%  Quadrant rule."
   30%    -- O'Brien, "Captive Pursuit"
   31%"I am Tosk."
   31%    -- Tosk, "Captive Pursuit"
   32%"Hey...I let you take that unit out without proper testing.  It breaks
   32%  down.  You blame me.  Next thing you know, my work has a bad reputation
   32%  in the Gamma Quadrant."
   32%    -- O'Brien, "Captive Pursuit"
   33%"Hey, Barkeep!"
   33%    -- O'Brien [to Quark], "Captive Pursuit"
   34%Tosk:  "I am sorry.  I have no vice for you to exploit."
   34%Quark: "A challenge!"
   34%    -- Tosk and Quark, "Captive Pursuit"
   35%"I live the greatest adventure one could desire."
   35%    -- Tosk, "Captive Pursuit"
   36%"I guess I kind of adopted him."
   36%    -- O'Brien [referring to Tosk], "Captive Pursuit"
   37%"Your face gets very...pink, when it gets aggravated."
   37%    -- Quark [to O'Brien], "Captive Pursuit"
   38%"Die with honor, Tosk."
   38%    -- O'Brien, "Captive Pursuit"
   39%"Another stunt like this and your wife won't have to complain about the
   39%  conditions here anymore!"
   39%    -- Sisko [to O'Brien], "Captive Pursuit"
   40%Vash:    "As an archeologist, I've spent half my life sleeping in tents.
   40%  To me, any bed would be a luxury."
   40%O'Brien: "You've obviously never slept in a Cardassian bed."
   40%    -- Vash and O'Brien, "Q-Less"
   41%Vash: "You are arrogant, you're overbearing, and you think you know
   41%  everything!"
   41%Q     "But...I *DO* know everything."
   41%Vash: "That makes it even worse!"
   41%    -- Vash and Q, "Q-Less"
   42%"Is Starfleet penalizing you, or did you actually request such a dismal
   42%  command?"
   42%    -- Q [to Sisko], "Q-Less"
   43%"I'll never understand this obsession with accumulating material wealth.
   43%  You spend your entire life plotting and scheming to acquire more and
   43%  more possessions until your living areas are bursting with useless junk.
   43%  Then you die...your relatives sell everything and start the cycle over
   43%  again."
   43%    -- Odo, "Q-Less"
   44%"Why don't you do something constructive for a change...like torment
   44%  Cardassians!"
   44%    -- O'Brien [to Q], "Q-Less"
   45%"Enterprise...oh yes. Weren't you one of the little people?"
   45%    -- Q [to O'Brien], "Q-Less"
   46%Q:        "You hit me! Picard never hit me!"
   46%Sisko: "I'm not Picard."
   46%Q:     "Indeed not...you're much easier to provoke."
   46%    -- Q and Sisko, "Q-Less"
   47%"Still chasing your own tail?  Picard and his lackeys would have
   47%  stopped all this technobabble hours ago. No wonder you're not
   47%  commanding a starship!"
   47%    -- Q [to Sisko], "Q-Less"
   48%"It's almost as if the refiltration processors were waiting for Chief
   48%  O'Brien to leave before breaking down."
   48%    -- Bashir, "Dax"
   49%"Extremities where I can see them!"
   49%    -- Odo, "Dax"
   50%"[The Cardassians] must have given you the layout, which not only
   50%  compromises Bajoran security, but which..*annoys* us."
   50%    -- Kira,  "Dax"
   51%"I think that was part of the reason I liked him [Curzon Dax] so much...
   51%  He had more faults that the usual socially acceptable Trill.
   51%    -- Sisko, "Dax"
   52%"The penalty for these crimes on your planet is death...and that is
   52%  rather permanent."
   52%    -- Bajoran Arbiter, "Dax"
   53%[sarcastically]  "I feel privileged to be in your presence."
   53%    -- Kira, "The Passenger"
   54%"Interesting technique.  Do you always get ready for an important
   54%  operation by leaking work about it to the head of the local black
   54%  market?"
   54%    -- Lt. George Primmin, Star Fleet Security, "The Passenger"
   55%"You got that straight!"
   55%    -- Odo, "The Passenger"
   56%"You call this clean?  I've already found three coins on the floor up
   56%  here.  Who knows what else there might be.  Somebody may have lost
   56%  some valuable jewelry or something."
   56%    -- Quark, "The Passenger"
   57%"Blow on them!"
   57%    -- Quark, "Move Along Home"
   58%"I didn't *do* anything!"
   58%    -- Quark, "The Nagus"
   59%"*You* were going to shove *me* out an airlock."
   59%    -- Rom, "The Nagus"
   60%"Well, Quark, looks like you needed my help after all."
   60%    -- Odo, "The Nagus"
   61%"Once you have their money, never give it back."
   61%    -- Quark, "The Nagus"
   62%"When in doubt, be ruthless"
   62%    -- Ferengi Grand Nagus Zek, "The Nagus"
   63%"Go to your room!  And no studying!"
   63%    -- Rom [to Nog], "The Nagus"
   64%"Frankly, Rom, I didn't know you had the *lobes*.""
   64%    -- Quark, "The Nagus"
   65%"I'm, a security officer, not a combat shuttle pilot."
   65%    -- Odo, "Vortex"
   66%"Home...where is it?"
   66%    -- Odo, "Vortex"
   67%"Just what *impression* do you think I have?
   67%    -- Kia Opaka [to Kira], "Battle Lines"
   68%"I'm sorry Commander, but I've just discovered that we can't afford to
   68%  die here -- not even once."
   68%    -- Bashir, "Battle Lines"
   69%"What's a differential magnetomer?"
   69%    -- Dax, "Battle Lines"
   70%O'Brien: "Tell them to go away."
   70%Bashir:  "Please, come in!"
   70%    -- O'Brien and Bashir, "The Storyteller"
   71%O'Brien: "Can I help you?"
   71%Bashir:  "I believe they're the ones offering services, Chief..."
   71%    -- O'Brien and Bashir, "The Storyteller"
   72%"I'm still charging her for that drink."
   72%    -- Quark, "The Storyteller"
   73%"I am not a little lady!"
   73%    -- Varis (a Bajoran clan leader [Young female]), "The Storyteller"
   74%"Oh, don't worry, Chief -- I have faith in you
   74%    -- Bashir, "The Storyteller"
   75%Sisko:  "It's a simple job.  Just keep them happy and away from me."
   75%Bashir: "Simple...nothing makes them happy.  They are dedicated to
   75%  being unhappy, and to spreading that unhappiness wherever they go.
   75%  They are the ambassadors of unhappiness!"
   75%    -- Sisko and Dr. Bashir, "The Forsaken"
   76%Odo:      "You are not at all what I had expected."
   76%Mrs Troi: "No one's ever paid me a greater compliment."
   76%    -- Odo and Luwaxan Troi, "The Forsaken"
   77%"Lieutenant, I've got to build a dog house."
   77%    -- O'Brien, "The Forsaken"
   78%Sisko:   "You're suggesting we leave it in there?"
   78%O'Brien: "I don't see why not.  It's happy.  It's not bothering us
   78%  any more.  It seems the humane thing to do.
   78%Dax:     "It's just another new life form visiting the station."
   78%O'Brien: "I'll take care of it, make sure it gets enough attention."
   78%Sisko:   "Keep it off the furniture!"
   78%    -- Sisko, O'Brien, and Dax, "The Forsaken"
   79%Kira:    "You'll pay for that death.  And all the others you're responsible
   79%  for."
   79%Darheel: "I don't think I could pay for all of them, Major.  There were so
   79%  many.  And you can only execute me once."
   79%    -- Kira and Ammon Marritza [as Gul Darheel], "Duet"
   80%"I was the best at what I did.  "My accomplishments speak for themselves.
   80%  Can you say the same?  You and that little Shankar resistance cell you
   80%  belonged to -- all you did was annoy Cardassians, while I was out
   80%  *exterminating* Bajorans!"
   80%    -- Ammon Marritza [as Gul Darheel], "Duet"
   81%"It doesn't matter.  Kill me, torture me, do whatever you want -- the dead
   81%  will still be dead.  You've already lost, Major.  You can never undo what
   81%  I've accomplished."
   81%    -- Ammon Marritza [as Gul Darheel], "Duet"
   82%"Everything I did was for the greater glory of Cardassia.  And if you
   82%  spineless scum had to be ground under, all the better."
   82%    -- Ammon Marritza [as Gul Darheel], "Duet"
   83%Kira:    "Nothing justifies genocide."
   83%Darheel: "What you call genocide, I call a day's work."
   83%    -- Kira and Ammon Marritza [as Gul Darheel], "Duet"
   84%Kira:    "You're Marritza, aren't you?"
   84%Darheel: "Don't you know who I am? I'm  your nemesis. I'm your nightmare.
   84%  I'm the Butcher of Gallitepp.
   84%Kira:    ""The Butcher of Gallitepp died six years ago. You're Amon
   84%  Marritza, his filing clerk."
   84%    -- Kira and Ammon Marritza [as Gul Darheel], "Duet"
   85%[after Kainon kills the Cardassian Marritza]
   85%Kira:   "Why?  He wasn't Darheel. *Why*?"
   85%Kainon: "He was Cardassian.  That's reason enough."
   85%Kira:   "No.  It's not."
   85%    -- Kira and Kainon [a Bajoran], "Duet"
   86%"You just bought yourself some stem bolts!"
   86%    -- Jake, "Progress"
   87%"All I did was shoot an unarmed Cardassian in his *underwear*."
   87%    -- Li Nalas, "The Homecoming"
   88%"Every once in a while, declare peace -- it confuses the hell out of
   88%  your enemies."
   88%    -- Quark, "The Homecoming"
   89%Li:    "But I'm not the man they think I am."
   89%Sisko: "Bajor doesn't need a man. Bajor needs a symbol."
   89%    -- Li Nalas and Sisko, "The Homecoming"
   90%Li:    "But it's based on a lie!"
   90%Sisko: "No, it's based on a *legend*, and legends are as powerful
   90%  as any truth."
   90%    -- Li Nalas and Sisko, "The Homecoming"
   91%"Just point and *shoot*!"
   91%    -- Kira, "The Siege"
   92%"Don't talk to your elders that way."
   92%    -- Dax, "The Siege"
   93%"He followed me home from the holosuite."
   93%    -- Jake, "If Wishes Were Horses"
   94%"Why did you have to make her so submissive?"
   94%    -- Dax [to Bashir, about his imaginary Dax], "If Wishes Were Horses"
   95%  Space, the final frontier. Only way on the edge of it.
   95%  These are the voyages of something which, when operating within safety
   95%    parameters, shouldn't go too fast.
   95%  It's continuing mission:
   95%      To be able to make a decent cup of coffee without a systems failure;
   95%      To wait for New Life (tm) and New Civilizations (tm) to come by and
   95%            try to stake claim to the quadrant;
   95%      To boldly STAY.... RIGHT.... HERE!!!
   95%    -- unknown Internet user