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  1.                                     
  2.                                    OXYMORONS 
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  4.                                       ***
  5.                                    OXYMORON?
  6.                  He was as strong as an ox--and just as smart.
  7.                                       ***
  8.                               STAMP OUT VIOLENCE!
  9.                                       ***
  10.                                    CIVIL WAR
  11.                                 (Thanks to BC)
  12.                                       ***
  13.                                 POOR OLD LAWYERS
  14.                             (I feel sorry for them).
  15.                                       ***
  16.                              ACCURATE NEWSREPORTING         
  17.                                       ***
  18.                                 WHITEHOUSE POLICY
  19.                                       ***
  20.                                 POLITICAL ETHICS
  21.                                       ***
  22.                                DEMOCRATIC REFORM
  23.                                       ***
  24.                                EDUCATIONAL VALUES
  25.                                       ***
  26.                                  PUBLIC SCHOOL
  27.                                       ***
  28.                                SKILLED GRADUATE
  29.                                       ***
  30.                                   SMART CROOK
  31.                                       ***
  32.                                CLEAN SOAP [OPERA]
  33.                                       ***
  34.                           
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  36.                                       END
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