DESTINATION MONACO

Although it's more a pre-breakfast stroll than a country, Monaco packs a lot of living into a little land. Most of the people who live here come from somewhere else, drawn by the sun, glamourous lifestyle and - most importantly - tax-free income. This is the playground of Europe's elite, a country where lady luck might clean you out at the casino one day and put you on the Grimaldi's guest list the next.

For those whose 'things to pack' list doesn't include a backless ballgown, Monaco can still be a hoot. Although you won't find cheap digs, native culture or untouched wilderness, you can snap up a Prince Rainier commemorative mug, gawk at the limos outside the Casino and surround yourself with topless wannabe starlets on Monte Carlo's beach. Live it up.

Map of Monaco (13K)

Facts at a Glance
Environment
History
Economy
Culture
Events
Facts for the Traveller
Money & Costs
When to Go
Attractions
Off the Beaten Track
Activities
Getting There & Away
Getting Around
Recommended Reading
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Facts at a Glance

Full country name: Principality of Monaco
Area: 1.95 sq km
Population: 31,800
Capital city: Monaco
People: French 47%, Monegasque 16%, Italian 16%
Language: French, English, Italian, Monegasque
Religion: Roman Catholic
Government: Constitutional Monarchy
Head of State: Prince Rainier III

Environment

A tiny speck on France's eastern Mediterranean coast, Monaco weighs in at an awesome 1.95 sq km. There isn't a great deal of geographic variety possible over such a small area. Most of the country is hilly, rugged and rocky, and there are some very fetching sea cliffs.

Those keen on wildlife spotting are best advised to visit the Monaco aquarium. The country is almost entirely urban, and not the best spot for nature lovers. With no forest or woodland cover left here, the only fauna you're likely to see are cockroaches, alley cats and other tourists.

Monaco's climate is typically Mediterranean, with a bit of rain but not too much chill in the winter. Summers are dry and can get very hot. The Monegasque claim they enjoy 300 days of sunshine a year.

History

Monaco's history is pretty much the history of the Grimaldi family. The country is their private playground, and they are its raison d'etre - a 1918 treaty with France states that, should the Grimaldis die out, Monaco will become an autonomous state of France.

The area which is now Monaco has been inhabited since the Stone Age. Legend has it that during the Roman era a young Corsican Christian named Dévote was executed and her body placed in a boat for Africa. The boat drifted off course and ran aground on the coast of modern-day Monaco, where a state was founded in her honour.

The first serious spate of building in the area - the perimeters of today's Princes Palace - was undertaken by the Ligurians, a Ghibelline Genovese dynasty which ruled Monaco in the 13th century. But on 8 January 1297 the first of the Grimaldis, François, snuck into the citadel behind the backs of the Ghibellines and scored his heirs 700 years' worth of easy living.

In 1489 King Charles VIII of France recognised Monaco's independence. Although they were leading separate lives, and despite Monaco's brief flirtation with Spanish dominance between 1524 and 1641, France and Monaco remained close. Eventually, however, France's possessive nature got the better of it, and in 1793 the new Revolutionary regime annexed Monaco. A treaty signed in 1861 reinstated Monaco's independence, and bickering in recent decades has been restricted to the question of tax laws - Monaco refuses to tax French residents or French companies with their headquarters in Monaco.

Prince Rainier III's fairytale marriage to movie starlet Grace Kelly in 1956 was the icing on the cake of Monaco's glamourous image. When the royal family is made up of leggy models and drop-dead gorgeous screen stars, representative democracy seems a tad dull in comparison. Nevertheless, in 1962 Prince Rainier instituted a National Council elected by native Monegasques, just 16% of the population. As all laws must be passed by the Prince, the Council is mostly for show, and in a country without income tax there's very little to discuss anyway. Besides, with 300 sunny days a year, voting would be a criminal waste of tanning time.

Economic Profile

GDP: US$788 million
GDP per head: US$25,000
Major industries: Tourism

Culture

Monegasque culture is the type one buys a new frock for; it's an ideal accompaniment to martinis and finger food. Most of its cultural institutions sprang up fresh-faced in the 17th century under the patronage of Prince Honoré III. The prize-winning Monte Carlo Philharmonic has been thumping out tunes since 1863, while the more modern Monte Carlo Ballet was established by Princess Caroline to honour her mother's memory. Monte Carlo also has its own opera and several theatres.

If you scrape off Monaco's flawless make-up, however, you'll find the remnants of a deeply religious, spiritual culture underneath. The legend of Dévote, the country's patron saint and founder, is a cherished part of Monegasque heritage. Every year on 27 January a torchlit ceremony is held for her at the Church of St Dévote. Monaco also venerates saints such as St Roman, a martyred Roman legionary, and St John.

Events

Monaco is a country that thrives on spectacle and glitz. The big one for the year has to be the Formula One Grand Prix, held in mid-May, when the world's best drivers hit the city streets and crossing the road becomes an extreme sport. Those who can't get enough of big, throbbing engines should also be in town in January for the Monte Carlo Motor Rally. Dedicated to showing off in all its forms, Monaco also hosts the International Circus Festival in January, the Great Magic Prize (an international prestidigitators' playoff) in March, and the International Fireworks Competition (fought out in the natural amphitheatre of Monaco's harbour) in July.

Facts for the Traveller

Visas: There are no border formalities to enter Monaco.
Health risks: No particular risks, but you should consider vaccinations for hepatitis.
Time: GMT/UTC plus one hour (plus two hours in summer)
Electricity: 220V, 50Hz
Weights & measures: Metric (see conversion table)

Money & Costs

  • Budget meal: US$9-11
  • Moderate restaurant meal: US$20-25
  • Top-end restaurant meal: US$80 plus

  • Budget room: US$15-30
  • Moderate hotel: US$50-60
  • Top-end hotel: US$135-550

Monaco is not a budget destination - over 75% of its hotel rooms are classified as four-star deluxe. There is one hostel and no cheap hotels, although you might get away with paying around US$25 a night for half a double room. However, accommodation in this price range is very scarce, and you'll need to book ahead. If you manage to snap up one of these rooms and you can restrain yourself from splurging at the Casino, you should be able to scrape by on about US$40 a day. Buying your food at the supermarket in the Fontvieille shopping centre is one way to save a few precious francs.

Realistically, most visitors to Monaco will need around $100 a day. This will pay for your mid-range room, a couple of meals and maybe a turn or two on the roulette wheel. On the upside, there's not much more than a day's entertainment in Monaco, so chances are you won't be staying overnight anyway.

Although Monaco's currency is the French franc, there are a few Monegasque coins in circulation, but they're not much use outside the country except as desperate last-minute gifts for your little brother. This is a nation that wants you to spend, spend, spend, and consequently they're falling over themselves to change your hard-earned foreign currency into casino-country cash. Whatever you've got, you shouldn't have too much trouble changing it - there's a plethora of banks around the Casino in particular.

When to Go

The shoulder seasons - April/May and September/October - are the most pleasant times, climatically, to visit Monaco. Summer - June to August - can be very hot and you'll be pressing flesh with most of Europe. Winter is a better bet, as it may be a bit rainy but it's unlikely to be too cold. Car-racing fans will probably want to be here either in January for the Motor Rally, or May for the Grand Prix.

Attractions

Monaco is really just one big town, but likes to think of itself as four separate areas. Monaco Ville is the old town, built on the rock; Monte Carlo is the glitzy area north of the port; La Condamine is the port itself; and Fontvieille is an industrial area south-west of the port. A system of public lifts lugs pedestrians up and down Monaco's steep hillside.

La Condamine is the best place to look for hotels (unless you fancy the top-dollar luxury of Monte Carlo), and this is also a good area for restaurants. The old town also has some pleasant eateries, with the added advantage of atmospheric alleys and sea views.

Palais du Prince

Monaco's royal palace has been around since the 13th century. Every Grimaldi since has found it necessary to leave their mark on the place, and as a result this is not one of Europe's most elegant castles. It is worth taking a look inside though - 15 rooms, including the Throne Room, are open to the public. If you've already blown your cash and can't afford the entrance fee, the changing of the guard won't cost you a cent. It starts at 11.55 am precisely and is over within two minutes, so be on time.

In the south wing of the palace, the Musée des souvenirs Napoléoniens has a collection of Napoleon's personal knick knacks, including one sock, a handkerchief and a bunch of medals, coins, uniforms and swords.

Musée Océanographique

If you've got a thing for fishies, it's worth making the trip to Monaco just to come here. The Musée is probably the best aquarium in Europe, with 90 sea water tanks and a display of living coral. There's also a display on the work of the late, great Jacques Cousteau, as well as other ocean explorers. If you're unlucky enough to hit Monaco on one of those 65 rainy days, this is the perfect place to console yourself.

Monte Carlo Casino

If it weren't for the Casino, Monaco would be just another little town on the Côte d'Azure, somewhere for Parisian public servants to take their secretaries for a dirty weekend. Instead, Monaco is a fairytale land built on luck, where the glitterati advertise the fact that they've got so much they're throwing it away. You may not have two francs to rub together, but you can soak up the atmosphere and use the toilets for free, provided you can disguise yourself as a high-roller with money to burn. However, if your ambitions go beyond one-armed bandits and hanging out with other impoverished backpackers, you'll have to fork out - 50FF to get into the Salon Ordinaire, and 100FF for the Salon Privé - a snap when you consider the minimum bet in the inner sanctum is US$5000. It's almost worth it just to view the over-the-top baroque splendour of the Casino's architecture.

Off the Beaten Track

Jardin Exotique

Who would've thought cacti could be so much fun? With 7000 varieties of cacti and succulents, the Jardin Exotique is paradise for prickle-lovers. If 7000 cacti is about 6998 too many, the Jardin is still worth a visit for its spectacular views. The entry price also gets you into a cave complex packed full of stalagmites and stalactites, and the Musée d'Anthropologie Préhistorique, which tells the history of humanity through archaeological finds from the area.

Musée National de Monaco

This ain't your usual collection of dusty rocks and stuffed animals: the Musée National de Monaco is dedicated to dollies and their frightfully spooky siblings, automata. The Musée has everything from a dancing Josephine Baker robot to the Ken and Barbie owned by Princess Caroline to a gigantic 18th century nativity scene packed full of little locals. Put your hair in pigtails and get on down.

Activities

What would an internationally famous resort be without novel ways to drain your cash supplies? Foremost among Monaco's entertainment options is a flutter at the Casino. Celeb spotters will be unable to resist Monte Carlo's beach, where the swimming is lousy but the tanning and conspicuous yacht parties are world class. Those with a taste for strolling should be able to circumnavigate the country (4.5 km of borders) before lunch, taking in some beautiful gardens, touristy alleys and views of France and Italy along the way.

Getting There & Away

Buses run from all over Monaco to the surrounding French countryside. The train station, in La Condamine, runs a frequent service to Nice, 20 minutes away, and it's an easy day trip. If you want to arrive in style, Air Monaco will bring you by helicopter from Nice airport.

Getting Around

Monaco's urban bus system has six lines, and will take you to all the tourist spots. If you want to get back to your hotel after 9pm, though, you'll need to catch a taxi.

Recommended Reading

  • Self-determination, statehood, and international relations of micro-states, by Jorri Duursma, is a fairly stodgy look at how the little guys get by.
  • In The Bridesmaids: Grace Kelly and six intimate friends, Judith Balaban Quine gets Grace's best buddies to spill the beans.
  • Peter Mayle's Anything Considered is a novel about Monaco, monks, crime and truffles.
  • The Magic Principality is one of the few guidebooks devoted entirely to Monaco.
  • Monaco, by Grace L Hudson, is part of the World Bibliographical Series - a thorough going over of the country.

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