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COMET - MARCH 1998 - ISSUE 1

For people who like their travel news down loaded,
not loaded down.

Brought to you by Lonely Planet (http://www.lonelyplanet.com) 

Welcome to the first issue of Comet, Lonely Planet's new email
newsletter. Whether you're sipping coffee in an internet cafe in
Istanbul, or tied to a desk in New York City pretending to look busy
while you plan your next trip, there's something in here for you. In
this issue you'll find a scoop of travel news, a spot of TB, a
smattering of scams and smidge of travellers' talk. If these tasty
morsels merely whet your appetite, hit the links provided to hook
yourself up to the LP website, where you'll find more colourful
stories and gorgeous graphics than you could possibly need. Comet is
your newsletter, so feel free to bombard us with your comments,
criticisms and contributions. Send us a travel-related Top 5 that
gives us a cheap laugh you could earn yourself a free book.

IN THIS ISSUE
The Scoop - Travel News From Around the Globe
In the Spotlight - Tuberculosis Stages a Comeback
Compass - Name Our Mystery Location For a Chance to Win LP Books Top
Five - The World's Greatest Scams 
The Grill - Sean Condon Unplugged on the Art of Travel 
Soapbox - Fast Food and Comparative Linguistics 
Q & A - In Love and in Limbo 
You Said It - Top Travellers' Tales 
What's New on the LP Web Site
Talk 2 Us 
How to Subscribe & Unsubscribe

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THE SCOOP 
Who and what's hitting headlines around the globe

Taiwan
Passengers travelling on Taiwan's airlines face a possible life
sentence if they are caught using mobile phones or other electronic
equipment during flights. The Taiwan Civil Aeronautics Administration
announced the tough new measures in a move designed to prevent a fatal
accident caused by electronic equipment interfering  with aerial
communications systems.

Peru
Heavy rains over the past month have caused floods and mud slides and
made overland travel difficult owing to bridge and road closures. The
US State Department recently issued a warning to travellers about an
increase in cholera, malaria and dysentery in many of the flooded
regions. The latest mud slide buried the power plant near the famous
Machu Picchu Inca ruins and covered the railway tracks to Quillabamba,
leaving most of the towns and villages in the area without power.

South Africa
Construction has begun on a new US$500 million road between Maputo,
Mozambique and Johannesburg, South Africa. The new road will follow
the route of the existing N4 through South Africa, with a significant
detour through some of Mpumalanga's most scenic countryside.

Find out what else is happening on your planet:
http://www.lonelyplanet.com/news/news.htm

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IN THE SPOTLIGHT 
Conspicuous Consumption

'Consumption' brings to mind images of pale and sickly youths getting
packed off to sanatoria in Switzerland during the 19th century, or of
coal miners coughing up their lungs in small Welsh or Appalachian
villages. But wasn't tuberculosis (the modern name for the disease)
supposedly wiped out early in the 20th century? Think again.

Read on at:
http://www.lonelyplanet.com/news/mar11.htm

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COMPASS

Think your internal compass is pretty reliable? We'll see about that.
If you can name the place we describe below, we'll put you in the draw
for 20 Lonely Planet prize packs, each containing the new Cairo guide,
as well as our Arabic (Egyptian) phrase book and Egypt travel atlas.

You arise early to experience the serenity of this sacred place before
the coach tours arrive. The building, believed to date back to the 4th
century, is built on top of the Water Gate of Roman Babylon. A flight
of stairs leads you into an interior courtyard festooned with icons.
You walk past vendors selling cassettes and videos of Coptic sermons
and into a barrel-vaulted interior. Behind ivory inlaid screens are
three altar areas, and in front are 13 slender pillars representing
Christ and his disciples. In the baptistry to your right you peer
through a hole in the floor, and through the gloom you can just make
out the Water Gate below. 

If you can name this place and the city it is in, email us at: 
comet@lonelyplanet.com.au

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TOP FIVE
This month - five classic scams that continue to separate travellers
from their cash:

1. Shit on the shoe. This one's popular in the streets of New Delhi:
shoe-shine boys surreptitiously fling a piece of animal pooh onto a
passerby's foot then offer to clean it off at a hugely inflated price.

2. Do you come here often? Istanbul's likely lads are known to pick up
men on the street and invite them to come to a nightclub for a drink.
Sitting the unwitting fellow down next to a group of girls, they tell
him the girls' drinks are on his bill. If he won't pay he's taken out
the back and the money is forcibly removed from his wallet.

3. A gem of an idea. Bangkok's con men prey on the gullible and the
greedy - after a friendly chat in the street you'll be asked if you'd
like to drop by a gem shop. The owner, who has friends in your
country, offers you gems at a huge discount. He'll mail them to your
home address and you can sell them at a profit when you get back. Of
course, the gems turn out to be worth a fraction of what you paid, (if
they turn up at all).

4. The inadvertent tip. Many restaurants in Central and Eastern Europe
are notorious for overcharging. Common ploys in Prague, for example,
include one menu for Czechs, one (more expensive) menu for everyone
else; menus without prices; little extras you never asked for that you
might have thought were included in the meal, such as salads, potato
dishes, pickles, even mustard and ketchup; 'secret' cover charges
(often hidden away on the menu as a 'couvert'); and bad adding up.
Prices for fish will be per 100g, so if you order a fish that weighs
400g you'll pay more. Budapest is also becoming notorious for
restaurant rip-offs. Check the price of everything before you eat it.

5. 'That hotel has been bombed, sir'. India's favourite is the taxi
driver's 'they just got off the plane and they're bound to be
confused' scam. No matter what hotel you ask for, it will be full,
closed or a terrorist target. Instead you will be taken to an
expensive, nasty place a long way from anywhere, but where the driver
gets paid a commission. Don't believe a word of it - demand to be
taken to the hotel of your choice.

Send us your Top 5 on anything, from the most amazing meals you've 
scoffed on your travels to the greatest surf  beaches on earth, and 
we may publish it in an up-coming issue of Comet. The best ones will 
earn a free Lonely Planet guide. 
Email us at: comet@lonelyplanet.com.au

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THE GRILL
This month we grill pop culture junkie Sean Condon, author of Sean &
David's Long Drive and the up-coming Drive Thru America (published in
April by Lonely Planet's travel literature series, Journeys) about the
art of travel.

COMET: What's the least useful foreign phrase you know?
SEAN: 'Would you like to have sex with me?' said in any language to
any woman (including my wife).

COMET: What's the first thing you think of when you hear the words
'customs official'? 
SEAN: 'Why do you bastards always pull me aside and search every 
piece of my person and my luggage every time I come back to 
Australia? I am not some pot-smoking long-hair dressed in tie-dye and 
sandals returning from South-East Asia, or a swarthy type laden with 
heavy gold jewellery and a smirk. I am a nice, suburban boy who was 
not sweating a drop until you pointed your fat finger at me and told 
me to unzip my soul for your pathetic amusement.'

COMET: If you were stuck overnight in a train station, what three things 
would you most want to have with you? 
SEAN: Cigarettes, some booze and a Sony Play station with Doom 2 in it.

COMET: Which cliche about travel is true?
SEAN: That it broadens the mind. It really does. However, I wish it
were not the case. Before I left, I was always quite happy at home in
Melbourne - now, I never can be again.

Read an excerpt from Sean's last ripping yarn, 'Sean and David's Long 
Drive', at:
http://www.lonelyplanet.com/journeys/rock/rock.htm

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SOAPBOX
Travellers love a good argument almost us much as a great bargain. One
of the hottest debates raging this month on the Thorn Tree, LP's 
on-line travellers' bulletin board, began inauspiciously enough with 
a post from Mary, which even she admitted later was 'lame', asking if 
it was possible to use an American coupon for a fast food chain in 
Europe. One week and 34 posts later, the discussion had meandered 
around McDonald's profitability in Spain, miniature villages in 
Orlando, the sumptuousness of cevapcici, fried dough delicacies from 
Hungary, regional dishes from the Canary Islands, Weiner Schnitzel 
von Trapp, The Third Man, conversing with plumbers, driving to 
Budapest, sailing down the Danube, the chances of finding vegetarian 
food in Poland, the benefits of being a librarian, Serbo-Croatian 
plurals and the impact of Muslim government on contemporary 
comparative linguistics.

What will happen next? Find out at:
http://www.lonelyplanet.com/thorntree/eur/aftt.htm

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Q&A

We get some curly questions from travellers from time to time.
Here's the pick of the bunch for this month.

As the song says, 'I've left my heart in San Francisco', and a lot of
travellers do. But they also leave them in Hong Kong, La Paz and
Casablanca for that matter. Recently travellers who have left theirs
in the land of the cherry blossom have posted these queries on the
Thorn Tree:

Joeri of Belgium writes:
I'm going to Japan to visit my Japanese girlfriend. We are planning on
staying together, but we don't know where yet (Japan or Belgium). It
depends on the immigration rules and the working situation. Does anyone
have information about marriage with a Japanese civilian? Is it easy
to do, what's the paperwork like, can I find a job easily? I also want
to know if it is hard to get a permanent visa or work if you are not
married.

And John writes: 
I will be getting married to a Japanese national in Japan next year
while on a tourist visa. Can anyone tell me what happens next in
terms changing my visa status and all the associated complications and
headaches with immigration?

Love sick travellers chasing information on visas for Japan should 
try the Japanese Ministry of Foreign Affairs Visa Page:
http://www.mofa.go.jp/visa/index.html. 
If you're single it takes several years of working at a stable job to 
get a permanent visa (ei-juu ken) - teaching at an English school for 
three months just won't cut the wasabe. Even with the visa, you'll 
need a special stamp from Japanese immigration if you plan to leave 
and re-enter the country. The spouse visais much easier to obtain, 
but the paperwork may still take several months to process.

Got a question for your fellow travellers?
http://www.lonelyplanet.com/thorn/thorn.htm

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YOU SAID IT
Some of the latest UNVERIFIED reports from Lonely Planet travellers:

Ghana
Our recommendation to travellers is to frequent chop bars and dig into
some banku or omo tuo - you'll meet more people and end up doing
things you had not previously planned. Hey, where else would you get
the opportunity to dig into fish head and earthworm soup? Carpe diem.
(Laura Fairly and Mathius Kom, January 98)

New Zealand
My friend and I joined a two-day Llama Safari. We met at Harwood's
Hole to be formally introduced to our llamas before trekking to Marble
Mountain for a tranquil and enchanting five-hour walk through the
bush. Our guide, Ora, regaled us with her knowledge, experience and
stories about llamas while we 'bonded' with our chosen escorts. The
llamas had very distinct, endearing personalities and proved to be
gentle, serene creatures. Dalai Llama was the most imposing and
dignified, with doe eyes and a nature to match. Pepy was attentive and
dependable, with eyes like a tequila drinker and a habit of humming
gently in your ear. (Humming is a trait of llamas, and sounds like the
underwater sounds of whales.) 
(Alex C Cole, February 98)

United States
When in Washington DC, stop by the Traveller's Circle. It's a free
travel story telling group that meets every Wednesday from 6.30 pm to 
around 10.30 pm (although you can show up or leave whenever you like). We
meet at the Kabab House, opposite the Washington Hostel on K Street,
between 11th and 12th Sts. It's the closest thing you'll find in DC to
a Spalding Gray monologue. (www.killyourtv.com/travelcircle) 
(Mark, February 98)

Take me to your reader. For more travel tips and stories from LP
travellers:
http://www.lonelyplanet.com/postcards.htm

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WHAT'S NEW ON THE LP WEB SITE

Pour yourself a pina colada, pull up a banana lounge and let the sand
run through your toes at our new Caribbean destinations, Martinique:
http://www.lonelyplanet.com/dest/car/mar.htm 
and St Vincent & the Grenadines: 
http://www.lonelyplanet.com/dest/car/stv.htm

Jeff Greenwald's hankering for the spiritual takes him to the bazaars
of Kathmandu in Shopping for Buddhas:
http://www.lonelyplanet.com/journeys/buddhas/buddha.htm

Chew the fat in Central Asia or stamp your feet to the Goa beat. Find
out which LP books are hot off the press this month:
http://www.lonelyplanet.com/prop/newlist.htm#out

Take a sneak peek at our up-coming guidebook releases: 
http://www.lonelyplanet.com/prop/newlist.htm#soon

Lonely Planet products are available from bookshops around the world,
or use our secure Web server to order on-line:
http://www.lonelyplanet.com/prop/order.htm

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