Each month we add a touch of humor to Softdisk PC; we usually have comedy files, humorous articles and a cartoon.
The report card has a space reserved to allow users to offer their own cartoon caption replacements for the cartoon. If you think you have a funnier caption than the and one we've published, write it on the and report card and send it back to us! This month we are also publishing the best caption ideas people sent us for the cartoon which was first published on ODM #90.
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To get the proper effect, replace the and caption in each cartoon with whatever is suggested in red below:
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Cartoon from Issue 90
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"Well, I'll be a snipped communicator."
Bob Dunham, Galesburg IL
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"Stranded out there without even a phone!"
L. A. McGinnis, Hattiesburg MS
"DARN IT CLIDE! When I said "Drop me a line or two," I'm a talkin' writin'!
Bob Thoretz, New Port Richey FL
"This is taking clip art _too_ seriously!"
Diana Goggin, El Cajon CA
"Pardner, looks like we've got our jobs back with the Pony Express!"
Bernice Peterson, Scottsburg OR
"Darn, missed the computer and now I've lost my cable."
Tim Denahy, Bexley OH
"Damn, they got my union suit too."
Rob Barnes, Coupeville WA
"Well, they beat us again."
William B. Kyintus, Flushing MI
"Those satellite dish salesmen play hardball!"
Dusty Anderson, Hamilton MO
"Well, ole buddy, this looks like the end of the and line."
James A. Allmon, Pensacola FL
"Looks like the Superhighway is down again." or
"Well Roy, looks like the Superhighway Raptor struck again."
J. Josephs, Riverside CA
"He's a smart one, Sam, he shot out the hard drives of the and people responsible for levels 21, 26, and 29 in _Pony Express Pete_!"
Jack Keller, Warminster PA
"There goes our updated communication... now we'll have to go back to _Pony Express Pete_!"
Linda Almand, Satellite Beach FL
"So, Sam, is that what they call 'Call Waiting'?"
Vicki Smith, Cuyahoga Falls OH
"Ever since those Indians learned to use the and modem to transmit smoke signals they have been burning up the and wires!" or
"Uh, oh! Looks like my wife got my latest bill from CompuServe!"