Today was my first day of work and it was the |1| day I've ever had. |2|, I was unable to |3| what I wanted to wear. I'd laid out my clothes the night before, but the |4| took my |5| and |6| and hid them. Then, when I put on a |7|, it |8|. I put on another, and it |8|, too.
Without stopping to |9| breakfast, I raced into my |10| and headed off to the new job. I was hoping to have enough time to buy a new |7|, but that's when I got the flat |11|. I pulled over onto the shoulder of the road and tried to |12| another driver for help, but nobody stopped. So I got the |13| out of my |14| and began |15| up the car when I realized that oil and |16| had splashed all over my brand-new |17|. Fortunately, I managed to put the spare |18| on without too much trouble, but now I was going to be late. I stepped on the gas pedal and sped up to |19| mph...that's when I saw the police car behind me. Of course, the officer gave me a |20|.
Finally, I reached the parking lot and |21| into my new office. I |22| on my |23| only to discover it was disconnected. By the time it was |24|, it was lunchtime. That was when I realized I'd |25| my lunch. I also realized I'd left my |26| in the |10|. Of course when I got to my |10|, someone had broken into it and |27| my |26|. I was very |28| without a lunch and without |29|. I managed to scrape |30| cents from between the seats of the |10| and |31| a |32|.
I went back to the office and discovered that once again, my |23| had gone down. I |33| the police to report that my |26| had been stolen. Then I marched down the hall to my boss' office. "I quit," I said, and went home.