My name is |1|. And yours? Well, |2|, usually I get around like most |3|, which is what I am, but occasionally I like to do something a little different to get from here to there, or even from |4| to |5|.
You've heard of a magic carpet, haven't you? Well, I have something even better. It's a little thing called a "whatzit."
What's a "whatzit'? Well, you tell me, |2|, because it can be just about anything you want it to be.
Take mine, for example. I can usually make it look like anything I want to, or that you want to, for that matter. Right now, for instance, it's |6|, |7|, and shaped like a |8|, as small as a |9|, small enough to to fit into my |10|.
Sometimes I can make it as large as a |15|. I can make it |11|, |12| or |13|, |14|. Anything I want it to do, as I use it to go from place to place. Much more fun than the |16| ways most folks get around, don't you think?