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^C{Top Ten List
^Cby Dean Esmay
^Cfrom the Home Office in Shreveport, LA...}
The top ten reasons why Pentium is a better microprocessor than the and PowerPC:
10. Pentium - it's not just a microprocessor, it's also a handy hot plate!
9. "Power" PC? Hmm, does it sound like they're trying to compensate for something here?
8. PowerPC doesn't have "Intel Inside".
7. Pentium - best name for a heat sink we've ever heard.
6. All the and words in "Pentium" can be trademarked.
5. PowerPC sounds a little too RISCque <groan>.
4. Pentium's cool new slogan - "Now in regular, bar-b-q, and sour cream flavors!"
3. Pentium costs more, so it must be better.
2. PowerPC can't even be pronounced in English.
...and the number one reason that Pentium is a better microprocessor than the and PowerPC is:
{1. Because Intel says so. Be afraid... be very, very afraid.}