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^C{TOP TEN LIST
^Cfrom the Home Office in Shreveport, LA}
The top ten Computer Fashion Tips:
10. Pocket protectors are only fashionable if they
are dangling from an earlobe.
9. Only buy designer disk originals, avoid cheap
knock-offs.
8. Disk labels are for weenies.
7. Keyboards make lousy lunch trays.
6. Refer to your desktop as having a "floppy
disk motif."
5. Keep at least two dozen post-it notes on your
monitor at all times.
4. Never put your mouse in a corny fuzzy cover.
3. No two disk boxes should ever match.
2. You can make a nice Christmas Wreath out of
old 5 1/4" floppy disks.
and the number one Tip is:
{1. Your used soft-drink can collection should not
obstruct your stereo speakers.}