^C{TOP TEN LIST
^Cfrom the Home Office in Shreveport, LA}

The top ten Computer Fashion Tips:

10. Pocket protectors are only fashionable if they 
    are dangling from an earlobe.

9.  Only buy designer disk originals, avoid cheap
    knock-offs.

8.  Disk labels are for weenies.

7.  Keyboards make lousy lunch trays.

6.  Refer to your desktop as having a "floppy
    disk motif."

5.  Keep at least two dozen post-it notes on your
    monitor at all times.

4.  Never put your mouse in a corny fuzzy cover.

3.  No two disk boxes should ever match.

2.  You can make a nice Christmas Wreath out of
    old 5 1/4" floppy disks.

and the number one Tip is:

{1.  Your used soft-drink can collection should not
    obstruct your stereo speakers.}