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From: campbell@dirac.scri.fsu.edu (Mr. Sinister(X-Men 221))
Subject: BARNEY: PURPLE SATAN
Keywords: Make Sure You Get Your Whole Head In Front Of The Shotgun!
Sender: campbell@dirac.scri.fsu.edu (Joseph Campbell)
Organization: SCRI, Florida State University
Date: Tue, 20 Jul 1993 20:54:05 GMT
Message-ID: <CAHE25.G5x@mailer.cc.fsu.edu>
Distribution: Enlightened Thinkers Only
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Dear God!
I Recently Saw My First Entire Barney Episode. I Watched It As A Scientific
Experiment I Assure You (I Do Not Find Stupid, Purple, Liberals Amusing).
This Show Is A Waste Of PBS Contributions, It Glamorizes Human Relationships.
Speaking As A Candid Individual I Find This Show To Be An Atrocity Against Sanity
And Realism. The Show Demonstrates Children Acting In An Overly Obedient Manner,
This Causes Them To Appear Almost As Slaves Of Barney's Whims (Once I Would Like
To See One Of Those Meandering Little Puppet Children To Say They Didn't Want To
Play One Of Barney's Stupid Games). Alas, That Will Never Occur. The Show Is
Almost A Propaganda War That Is Preparing Children To Be Subjugated Under A
Totalitarian Government (My GOD What Hitler Could Have Done With Barney!!!).
Oh, And For Your Information Gerry, Your Ruse Is Not Fooling Anyone. Any Moron
Knows That There Are Two Possibilites, AND IN BOTH YOU ARE LYING.
1. You Are Not A Resident Student At The University But Are Rather An Individual
That Is Having Tests Run Upon Himself To Ascertain The Effects Of Radiation On
Intellect (In This Instance Detri"mental")
2. You Are The One Who Writes The Show!\
Either Way You Lie!!!!!!!!!!!!
/*
Me: Hey Barney Ever Play Baseball?
*<CRASH>*
Barney: GURGLE, GURGLE................<POP>
(Vociferous Rejoicing)
*/
Hey Barney: "Make Sure You Get Your Whole Head In Front Of The Shotgun!"
Barney Is A Cancer In The Arm Of Sanity, And He's Malignant
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"FUNGUS MOLD IS MY ATTRACTION" -> NIRVANA!!!!!!
Mr. Sinister -> Why Did Barney Cross The Road > WHO GIVES A DAMN JUST HIT HIM!
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