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<b>Q. What did one deadhead say to the other when he ran out of weed?</b><p>
A. "Hey, this music sucks!"<p>
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<b>Q. How many pot smokers does it take to screw in a light bulb?</b><p>
A. 14: One to hold the light bulb, 13 to huff until the room spins.<p>
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<b>Wise man once say: </b>Man who stand on toilet high on pot.<p>
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<b>Q. How many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb?</b><p>
A. Two: One to screw in the light bulb, the other to hold the bong.<p>
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<b>Knock, knock!</b><p>
Who's there?<p>
Doobie.<p>
Doobie who?<p>
Doobie a favor and pass the joint.<p>
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<b>Q. How many stoners does it take to screw in a light bulb?</b><p>
A. Only one, if there's a plant under it.<p>
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Hillary Clinton and Rush Limbaugh get into an elevator. The doors close and
Hillary removes her clothes and says, "Make me feel like a woman." Rush removes
his clothes, hands them to Hilary, and says, "Here, fold these."<p>
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Rush Limbaugh got his rectal nerve crossed with his optic nerve, and it gave
him a shitty outlook on life.<p>
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<b>Stoner's dictionary: </b><p>
<b>Bong: </b>N. A smoking device that when used correctly goes, "gurgle,