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10: Pack his ass full of blasting powder, and blow him to hell!
9: Inject that whore Baby Bop with Syphillis.
8: Wrap him in a wet leather rope, and leave him out in Death Valley.
7: Inject him with that face-eating Strep-A bacteria.
6: Tie him to a stake, set him on fire, and do a merry jig of death around
his smoldering corpse.
5: Inject tiny air bubbles into his jugular vien, and watch his heart
explode!
4:Make him sit on a rounded, oiled stake, and have him drawn and halved.
3: Throw him into a grain elevator, and watch him smother and choke.
2: Put strychnine in his cookies, and watch him start coughing up green
crap.
1: Peel his flesh of his body, sq.-inch by sq.-inch.