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Chameleon Prime's
S P I R A L W O R K S
Presents
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C H R O N I C L E S
This Issue:
Barney and friend battle drugs
Twinkies:Man Scientific Knowledge at work
Tips for Not Getting Caught (Stealing)
The Guide to Spiral Works
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Barney is some what of a puzzlement to me, and probally you as well.
I have just gotten word that the "actor" of Barney was busted on drug charges.
This turns my attention torwards other characters who have some sort of drug
problems.
Like BIG BIRD! Yes, I am quite sure that he was on LSD or something
of the sort. Come on, he was the only person that could see Snuffy the
Snuffle-upagus! He was trippin' big time. Finally he gave Bob and the crew
little pads of "special paper" and the could see him,too.
Or how about Shaggy from Scooby-Doo? He looked like a stoner,thats
for sure.. I mean,he was always searching for munchies. Makes you wonder what those
Scooby-Snax really were?
But,back to Barney... Now that there is some proof that Barney
may actually be human(It's just a plot by the devil) I really could understand
why he would do drugs. Having to work all day with a bunch of bratty
followers, singing a bunch of evil demonic chants for hours really would get
on my nerves.
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Twinkies:Man's Greatest Invention
Twinkies? Sure. All of Man's accuired knowledge of science,chemestry, and
Math have created the wonder of all time: A food that is totally artificial.
In fact,it's not food at all. But what do we care? It tastes good(expecially
when your stoned).
When you check all the ingredients out, it is a wonder how the people at
Hostess can sleep at night...
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Over the Summer, I broke in to a High School and stole tons of equipment
ranging from glassware to computers. I did this with a couple of friends
I had gotten to a point where there was a price of a thousand dollars for
our arrest. This is when the trouble started...
How not to Steal...
1. When you break in to a place why not make a lot of noise?
2. Once the procedure is done,how about spraying the fire extingueser
everywhere? Hell,it's fun, and see if they can match shoe prints.
3. If it is a house, why not take some pictures and little
memorabilia to remind yourself of the occasion? Or at least to
laugh at them...
4. If you are going to do something of this nature, don't tell
anyone. Don't brag, or any shit like that. That's how we got
caught... <G>
5. Be sure you take a bag. It was hell trying to get everything out.
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When We broke in,we stayed more than two hours. I don't suggest this,
unless you are at a public high school during a break. We had tons of fun.
And we were prepared. Take a bag, swiss army knife, screw driver(s), and
sodas! Have a party while taking stuff from the computer lab!
But don't brag when you are done. My friend did... He told someone,
who told another person. This person then told an officer that he had done
it and the stuff was at my friends house. The pigs went, the pigs saw, the
pigs arrested. That kid got a thousand bucks for saying that he has done it!
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What is SPIRAL WORKS?
Well, when I started out,I wanted to work for more than one group, and I
decided that when I do a text for someone,it will be under the SPIRAL WORKS
imprint. Be it HCH,BGR or any group.
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I am a writer for HCH and am currently serching for others that will sponcer
me. I am available for parties,weddings,bar mitzfahs, and any group that
wants me. Born into humble surroundings, I became self-aware and struck out
on my own. Currently in seclusion,I plan on putting out texts quite a while...
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If this text seems a little lame,it's 'cause I really am out of it. I don't
plan on talking about Barney for much longer,and my future issues will be
titled The Downward Spiral.
(c)Chameleon Prime and Spiral Works....
Live Life to It's Fullest...FUCK SHIT UP!