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╟ETTING ┼VEN
╨ART #9

╘HE INFORMATION PRESENTED IN THE
 FOLLOWING FILE IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT
 PURPOSES ONLY.  ╔T IS NOT FOR CHILDREN
 OR THE MENTALLY UNBALANCED.  ╘HE
 AUTHORS OF THIS FILE TAKE NO
 RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANY OF ITS
 CONTENTS.  ╘HE AUTHORS ARE NOT LIABLE
 FOR ANY ILLEGAL USE OR MISUSE FOR THIS
 FILE.

╘HE FOLLOWING WAS TAKEN FROM ╟┼╘╘╔╬╟
 ┼╓┼╬ THE SUBBOARD ON ╨IRATES ├ORNER
 ═AIN 313-386-4698



╠╧├╦┼╥╙ BY ┼AGLEHAWK

╟ot someone at school ya don't like?
 ╠ocker partner ya hate?  ╫ell try this
 one on em-Take a medium sized bag,
 preferably thin plastic, and fill it
 with what- ever you feel is
 appropriate (flour, fake barf,
 ping-pong balls). Using strong tape,
 secure it to a shelf or wall in his
 locker, so that it is in reach of the
 door. Put a coating of good glue on
 the end, so that it sticks to the door
 when shut. When the mark opens the
 door, RIP, POUR!!  ┘our mark is now
 coated with (barf,flour, ping pong
 balls) undesirable garbage.

┼AGLEHAWK IS Asst. Principal at PC High
 (4) 313-388-6657 24Hrs.



╘he ─estroying ─isk By ╩AMES ╦ELLER

┴ more safer way to destroy a enemy'S
 disk drive Head is to do this:go out
 to your local hardware store and
 purchase a coarse grinding wheel go
 and put that in a disk jacket (the
 black plastic one) and scrape away the
 grit where he could see it. then take
 some black paint and paint those parts
 then through a friend of a friend or
 just mail it to him (the disk) and
 tell him that it is a new disk drive
 cleaner! it will grind his head to
 wHERE there is no head.  ╫e did this
 to a problem user (leech) in our user
 group and we have not seen him since..

╩AMES ╦ELLER IS SYSOP OF ╘he ├ounsel
 ┬┬╙ 313-477-0836



╙┴╬─┬╠┴╙╘╔╬╟ By ╙TARSCREAM

╚ey Dudes,
  ╫ant to get back at someone who is
 fucking with you, well do this, go to
 the store and buy some EAGLE BRAND
 CONDENSED MILK and find you marks car
 or something else of great importance
 and pour the stuff all over it and if
 it gets a chance to dry, lets put it
 this way nothing short of SANDBLASTING
 will remove it....

  ┴nother thing, if you get a chance
 try to open your masaks car and pour
 the condensed milk under his seat
 making sure its not noticable and
  after about a week it will start to
 fermentate and give out a smell worse
 than a rotting corpse. the smell lasts
 for about a month and its a pain in
 the ass to clean up.....



┬╔╟ ╞╔╙╚ By ╙TARSCREAM

  ╘ry this for fun, if your friend or
 mark has a salt water aquarium, drop a
 copper pennie into the tank, and
 within a couple of days, all those
 expensive fish will belly up.....



More Stuff By ╙ORCERERS ┴PPRENTICE

┴ friend and I did this this past
 summer and it was hilarious:If there
 is a park near you with a pool and you
 have access to a lAke or something
 where you can fish, catch some fish
 (preferably SheepheaD cause no one
 likes 'em anyway) and throw 'em in the
 pool.  Do this in the evening and by
 morning they'll be dead, and the
 lifeguards will have fun cleaning up
 dead fish.  Not to mention the pool
 smells like shit so they have to close
 it for the day and clean it out!

┴lso here's something I did in school
 last year to one of my teachers:He was
 a coffeeholic (coffee all the time)
 and was grading papers as we lefT
 class.  He'd just given me a bad grade
 on an essay so I was pissed.  ┴s I
 walked by, I "accidentally" knocked
 his coffee (full cup) all over his
 grade book!  It smeared all the ink
 and he tried to salvage it but he
 couldn't.  I apologized over and over
 and I didn't get in any trouble, but
 our grades were all wrecked, and the
 teacher was so mad about it he looked
 like he was gonna cry!  ┴lso, here's
 one courtesy of The Iron Soldier, Dr.
 Dove, 2600 Club and Phrack INC.  ├all
 up the business office from a pay
 fone.  Say "Hello, I'd like to order a
 phone book for Upper Volta (or any
 other out-of-the-way place with direct
 dialing).  This is Whoever, ship to
 111 Anywhere, Anywhere, USA 99999.
 Yes I understand it will cost
 $xx($25-$75!!). Thank you.  Guess what
 happens now?



Another By ╙ORCERERS ┴PPRENTICE

╙ome more courtesy of The Iron Soldier
 Dr. Dove, 2600 Club, and Phrack INC.
 ├all up a PBX and get an outside line
 (if you don't know what a PBX is,
 forget it).  Dial 0+ the number
 desired to call (preferably a
 recording of some kind out of state)
 and say "I'd like to charge this to my
 home phone at xxx-xxx-xxxx.  Thank
 you.  The Iron Soldier and Dr. Dove
 said they did that to some loozer and
 left the phone off the hook all night.
  They calculated that it cost him
 $168!

Call up the business office from a pay
 phone.  Say you'd like to order call
 waiting, forwarding, 3-way, etc.  Once
 again use the name and number of some
 loozer.  They'll get charged the
 surcharge for it, and wonder what
 those beeps are when they're talkin to
 someone (call waiting).  It's really
 funny if they only have one line and
 that's the one he uses to call out on
 his modem.

Do the same as above, but say you'd
 like to have your number changed and
 non-published.  Then when someone
 calls his line they'll get:"DEW DEW
 DEW. The number you have reached,
 xxx-xxxx, has been changed to a
 non-published number..."

╘his requires an accomplice or two.
 Around Christmas time go to Toys R Us.
  Get everyone at the customer service
 or manager's desk away (Hey, could you
 help me?) then got on theiR phone and
 dial (usually 9 first) the business
 office again.  So you'reALLY calling
 from Toys R Us and you'd like to have
 your calls forwarded to xxx-xxxx.
  They'll get 200-600 calls a day!



┴DDITION By ═┴─ ═┴╪



  ┬ettER yet, call from Toys ╥ Us, and
 yet from HOME. Here is the Local Toys
 R Us PBX.  313-259-1334 The code is
 1234 an of course 9.



═ORE ADDITIONS By ╙ORCERERS ┴PPRENTICE



If you want to do something in the last
 two posts, you'll probably need the
 number to the business office. For 313
 area code, it's either 800-443-2082 or
 456-9800.  If you're at a payphone,
 call 456-9800 collect because they
 have to accept.



car phone revenge By JAMES KELLER



every time someone calls a car phone,
 the owner of that car is charged 0.35
 a minute (35 cents).  set your
 computer or auto dialer to keep
 calling the car phone. even after
 midnight when he is in bed or in the
 early morning. every time he answers
 it will cost him 35 cents



╘ROUBLE BY ╘HE ├OMMODORE ╦ID  *═┴─!**



╚ERE IS A GOOD WAY TO GET A FEMALE mark
 in trouble.  ╞OR instance if your her
 brother, you could tell her parents
 you heard her say shes PREGNANT.  This
 would work great on Roman Cathlics.
  You could also pretend to be her
 boyfriend and call up her parent while
 shes away to tell them.  Or send her a
post card saying, 'I will pay for your
 child,(OR ABORTION)' or  something to
 that effect.  This would also work
 great to make a husband think you got
 her pregnant instead of him.



╙PORTS ╘RICK By ╨IRATE ╨ETE **═┴─!**



  ╔ was talking with ┬roadway ╚ACKER
 and he reminded me of a stunt that a
 few friends of mine pulled on another
 friend.  ╔'m sure this has seen
 variations galore, but anyway What
 they did was, during track season,
 they put a good amount of "Icy Hot" in
 one kid's jock. He didn't really
 notice 'til they were out running, and
 by the time he got back, it was
 starting to bother him a little. So he
 went into the showers to try to wash
 it off.  ╬ow if you read the label, it
 tells you to dilute the stuff with
 water to make it really hot. He came
 running out of that shower screaming
 his brains off and running around the
 locker room. I have to admit that was
 a blast.  ╬ot only that, but "Icy Hot"
 doesn't smell, unlike Ben-Gay, so you
 can get them before they know it.

(╙OME FRIEND YOU ARE ╨ETE)



╧╞╞╔├┼ ─╧╧╥╙ By ╘HE ├OMMODORE ╦ID
 **═┴─!**



┬uy a long nontapered punch at the
 hardware section of a department store
 or regular hardware shop.  ┴rrive
 early at your office, school, ect, and
 use the punch to remove the pins the
 hold the two or three hinges to the
 inner office, school, police station!,
 ect. dorrs.  The doors will open and
 close a couple of times, then fall
 loudly to the ground.  People panic,
 scream, faint, and have seizures.



─EMENTED By ╨IRATE ╨ETE **═┴─!**



  ┴ friend of mine has been pulling
 this one on campus.  ╟o into the
 bathroom, and find the stupid plastic
 soap dispensers they use. Look where
 the soap comes out by the lever.
 You'll be a little button or switch.
 Use it to open the thing up, and
 inside (at least where I go to school)
 is this little plastic bag filled with
 the soap shit, and a little rubber
 dick-like thing that squirts the stuff
 out.  ┘ou can set up all sorts of
 tricks with this thing, but he just
 takes them and puts them in the milk
 machines, inside the trap door.  ╔t's
 funnier than hell watching someone go
 to grab a milk and pull that thing
 out, especially when it's cold.



╬URSES By ╘HE ├OMMODORE ╦ID **═┴─!**



┼veryone has a problem with a crabby
 nurse.  Mark Lochte was required as
 part of his major to pass a physical
 examination.  He secreted a small can
 of apple juice in his pocket first
 though.  ╫hen they got to the
 urinalysis part of the test, he was
 ready.  ╚e went into the room, and
 poured the cup half full of apple
 juice.  ╚e brought this out with a
 sheepish grin.  She snapped at him 'I
 said fill it.'  He shrugged, took the
 cup, and drank the apple juice, then
 headed for the bathroom.  The nurse
 nearly fainted.



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