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  3.         ┌────┐  ┌──────────┐             (\     /)
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  8.         └──│  │└───┘└──┘                Our new mascot
  9.            └──┘                         since all the great
  10.       - Reign Ov Terror -               t-file groups had one,
  11.            12/ /94                      we figured it was our
  12.     Sample App for all 3LiT3            turn. Since COW and HOG
  13.                                         are taken, the next obvious
  14.                                         barn-animal choice is...
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  16. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------
  17. ;                                                                           ;
  18. ;                                                                           ;
  19. ;                                                                           ;
  20. ;        aPPLiCaTioN FoR <Fill in group name here>                          ;
  21. ;                                                                           ;
  22. ;        S0 you think your pretty /<00l? │<00l enuf for our group?          ;
  23. ;        Probably not. We are the 3LiT3N3SS of society. We are the          ;
  24. ;        bad boys your mother warned you about. But feel free to            ;
  25. ;        apply anyways. We always need a good laugh. You can                ;
  26. ;        upload your application to our HQ board, or you can beg            ;
  27. ;        and kiss my ass on the iRC. I have no life and am on there         ;
  28. ;        a minimum of 29 hours a day, so the excuse " I couldnt             ;
  29. ;        get a hold of you " Is impossible.                                 ;
  30. ;                                                                           ;
  31. ;                                                                           ;
  32. ;                                                                           ;
  33. ;        iNFo oN <Fill in group name>                                       ;
  34. ;                                                                           ;
  35. ;        We are the most jammin group in the scene. Sure in our             ;
  36. ;        real everyday lives we are the wart on the ass of humanity,        ;
  37. ;        but this is CYBERSPACE! Join one of the phattest groups            ;
  38. ;        around that always gets the \|/aReZ!                               ;
  39. ;                                                                           ;
  40. ;                                                                           ;
  41. ;                                                                           ;
  42. ;                                                                           ;
  43. ;        MiNiMuM ReQuiRMeNTS                                                ;
  44. ;                                                                           ;
  45. ;          1) You must run a multi-line BBS with no fewer than 19 nodes     ;
  46. ;          2) Each node MUST be 28.8 DS/HST/FAX/BS/ect/ect                  ;
  47. ;          3) A MINIMUM of 90 gigabytes.                                    ;
  48. ;          4) The BBS MUST recieve a minimum of 1200 calls a day            ;
  49. ;             99.999999% to the 18th power of them must be LD.              ;
  50. ;                                                                           ;
  51. ;                                                                           ;
  52. ;                                                                           ;
  53. ;        STePS T0 J0iNiNG                                                   ;
  54. ;                                                                           ;
  55. ;        1) You must send $200 to recieve an application form               ;
  56. ;           only then will we consider to accept you into our               ;
  57. ;           inner circle of eliteness                                       ;
  58. ;        2) You must provide 5 new files. Unreleased. These must            ;
  59. ;           be so new, they arn't even written yet.                         ;
  60. ;        3) You must kiss our ass'. In every release you MUST greet         ;
  61. ;           us. If this rule is broken you will be kicked out.              ;
  62. ;                                                                           ;
  63. ;                               Sorry no refunds.                           ;
  64. ;                                                                           ;
  65. ;                                                                           ;
  66. ;        STeP TW0                                                           ;
  67. ;             iF You are accepted, then you will go through these           ;
  68. ;             next steps before becoming an offical member.                 ;
  69. ;                                                                           ;
  70. ;        1) You will be givin the temporary group name of LOSER             ;
  71. ;           You shall remain in this until you prove worthy of              ;
  72. ;           moving up in the ranks.                                         ;
  73. ;                                                                           ;
  74. ;        2) An additional $200 must be sent in. This is to process          ;
  75. ;           the new board, generate a new .nfo list, and other              ;
  76. ;           complicated matters that add up to $200                         ;
  77. ;                                                                           ;
  78. ;        3) Upload 5 gigs a day to our HQ board. If 5 gigs are not          ;
  79. ;           supplied each day, then membership will be revoked              ;
  80. ;                                                                           ;
  81. ;                                                                           ;
  82. ;         STeP THRee                                                        ;
  83. ;            If everything mentioned in step one is successful,             ;
  84. ;            then you have made it to step three.                           ;
  85. ;                                                                           ;
  86. ;        1) You get to move up another rank                                 ;
  87. ;                                                                           ;
  88. ;         2) Your new group ID is GULLIBLE FAG                              ;
  89. ;                                                                           ;
  90. ;         3) An additional $200 must be sent in for processing.             ;
  91. ;                                                                           ;
  92. ;         4) The minimum requirments of 5 gigs a day has doubled.           ;
  93. ;            You now must supply at leaste 10 gigs a day or be ashamed.     ;
  94. ;                                                                           ;
  95. ;                                                                           ;
  96. ;                                                                           ;
  97. ;         STeP FouR                                                         ;
  98. ;            If you are truely ELiTE then you have reached the final        ;
  99. ;            stage in becoming one of the members.                          ;
  100. ;                                                                           ;
  101. ;         1) Welcome aboard. You are now one of the most elite people       ;
  102. ;            in all of the computer underground.                            ;
  103. ;                                                                           ;
  104. ;         2) You may now carry our official name on your board              ;
  105. ;            <Again, fill in your group name here>                          ;
  106. ;         3) An additional $200 must be sent in for more processing         ;
  107. ;                                                                           ;
  108. ;                                                                           ;
  109. ;                                                                           ;
  110. ;         SPeCiaL PaYMeNT PLaNZ                                             ;
  111. ;                                                                           ;
  112. ;                                                                           ;
  113. ;         Payment plan #1                                                   ;
  114. ;            $500 a month for the use of our name                           ;
  115. ;            $500 a month for our couriers to call your board               ;
  116. ;            $500 a month for our couriers to upload a promised             ;
  117. ;                   1 gig a day of new unreleased warez.                    ;
  118. ;                                                                           ;
  119. ;         Payment plan #2                                                   ;
  120. ;            $500 a month for the use of our name                           ;
  121. ;            $500 a month for our couriers to call your board               ;
  122. ;            $900 a month for our couriers to upload a promised             ;
  123. ;                   3 gig a day of new unreleased warez.                    ;
  124. ;                                                                           ;
  125. ;         Payment plan #3                                                   ;
  126. ;            $500 a month for the use of our name                           ;
  127. ;            $500 a month for our couriers to call your board               ;
  128. ;            $1500 a month for a promised 10 gigabytes of new               ;
  129. ;                   unreleased warez per day                                ;
  130. ;                                                                           ;
  131. (* You cannot join without subscribing to one of our required payment plans *)
  132.  
  133.           JuST ReMeMBeR ouR MoTTo!
  134.             " We aRe MoRe 3LiT3 THaN You! "
  135.  
  136.  
  137.                                        Sample Application
  138.                                         for all 3LiT3
  139.                                             by Korrupt