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1995-08-18
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TOP TEN THINGS OVERHEARD AT THE ROSS PEROT POLITICAL
CONVENTION
10. "Hi, my name is Roger Clinton. I'll be your waiter this evening"
9. "If you're hungry, there's chips and salsa in my ears"
8. "Mr. Perot! I found your 'H' here behind the fern!"
7. "If we call ourselves 'United We Stand,' how come Perot always
looks like he's kneeling?"
6. "Here's a chart showing how much more insane I've become since
1992"
5. "I pledge to you, my supporters, that I will enter, drop out
and re-enter the presidential race no fewer than 50 times!"
4. "Actually we have met before -- you were my running mate,
Admiral Stockdale"
3. "Aaah! There's a nice breeze coming off his ears"
2. "Run for your lives -- it's Nixon!"
1. "Vote Perot/Assman in '96!"
Letterman, Monday, August 14, 1995
Copyright Worldwide Pants, Inc. 1995