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TOP TEN THINGS REVEALED IN NEWT GINGRICH EXPOSE
10. Though his name is Newt, he's actually half salamander
9. Can eat a mound of peanuts as big as his head
8. Will make love to wife only after she says, "I yield to the
Congressman from Georgia"
7. Once had an actual newt lodged in his Gingrich
6. Does a lot of "pounding the gavel," if you know what I mean
5. For two years, hosted Donahue show
4. Dresses up like Unabomber, sneaks up on congressional aides and
pops paper bags
3. His mom now has Connie Chung doing yardwork
2. Recently lost "World's Goofiest Name" title to Dick Assman
1. Four words: Newtie And the Blowfish
Letterman, Wednesday, August 9, 1995
Copyright Worldwide Pants, Inc. 1995